Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 430: Colds always come back again and again!

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"Oh!" Kondo suddenly thought of something and said in surprise: "Green onions seem to have the effect of relieving coughs and reducing phlegm! When I was young, my mother used to apply green onions on my throat. So, what should I do now? Woolen cloth?"

Then…

In the courtyard where snowflakes were constantly falling, Kondo was naked, holding two green onions in his hands, and a green onion in his chrysanthemum. Kondo was supporting Kondo with one foot, standing with his back to the house, and shouted:

"Miss A Miao, how long will this continue?"

"Until the fever subsides and freezes into ice," A Miao shouted in Kondo's direction.

"Sister, that person will die." Shinbaji said expressionlessly on the side.

"This way, the turbid air has become a little better." A Miao said with a smile, but then she noticed something again, and continued with some distress, "But the air still feels very dry, so the virus will multiply... "

As she said this, A Miao suddenly thought of something and clapped her hands, "That's right! Water the yard!"

Ever since... Kondo, who was in the courtyard, felt cold water pouring on the back of his head. He immediately shouted: "Miss A Miao! The snow has turned into rain!"

Under the eaves at the door of the room, Shinpachi looked expressionlessly at A Miao, who was holding a water pipe and pouring water on the back of Kondo's head in the yard with a smile on his face.

"Sister, that person is really going to die."

At this moment, the little ape lying in the room suddenly sat up and complained to A Miao and Xin Baji at the door: "I said, can you close the door? It's very cold. The cold air is always there. Come in."

Gintoki, who was lying on the other side of the little ape, said, "What? Is it cold? Let's sleep together."

"Why?"

Without waiting for the little ape to react, Gintoki opened the quilt, turned over and came to the little ape. With his hands on the bed, he faced the little ape and said, "It's best to use body heat to keep each other warm when it's cold. That’s it.”

With that said, Gintoki reached out and took off Kozaru's glasses.

"Huh? Wait..." Looking at Gintoki who was so close to him and the ambiguous atmosphere he felt, Kozaru suddenly became shy, "Wait a minute, Gintoki, no, it's not that I hate it, but No, won’t everyone see you like this in a place like this?”

The little ape's heart beat faster and faster. He bit his lower lip and continued with a look of shame and anger: "This... this... will make me excited!!"

As a result, Gintoki kicked the little monkey, who was holding a pillow with a pattern of Atsumu-chan, into the corridor of the back room.

Seeing the little ape rolling around on the ground in extreme excitement while holding a pillow, Gintoki put on his mask expressionlessly and closed the side door of the room.

"Shinpachi, don't let virus carriers in again." Gintoki walked to his bed and lay down again, and at the same time reminded Shinpachi, who was kneeling on the ground to one side.

"Yin Sang, let me tell you, that is my treasure." Xin Bajia said expressionlessly.

"By the way, where did uncle Aru go?" Kagura looked at the empty quilt on her side and wondered, "Is he dead, Aru?"

"Don't curse people to death casually, Kagura-chan," Shinpachi complained speechlessly, and then continued to explain, "It seemed to have recovered just now, and he said he would help take care of everyone."

"As expected of a hopeless idiot, he actually recovered so quickly." Gintoki said casually, but then he suddenly thought of something and said with some doubt: "No, no, can that idiot really take care of patients? ? Does that idiot really know how to write the word care?"

"No, Aru will definitely not be able to write, and maybe even the patient will not be able to write." Kagura echoed ruthlessly.

"What kind of existence is Jiang Chengsang in the hearts of the two of you?" Xin Baji said expressionlessly, "After all, Jiang Chengsang is an adult, right? Even if he is usually very unreliable, but You can do such simple things!"

As soon as Xin Baji finished speaking, the door was suddenly opened, and then Jiang Cheng slowly walked in with a basin of cold water and several clean towels in his hand.

After closing the door, Jiang Cheng came to Xin Bajia's side and sat cross-legged on the ground.

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was soaking and twisting the towels and placing them on the tray, Gintoki and Kagura's eyes were full of disbelief.

"I didn't expect... this idiot who only knows how to eat and play since he was a child and has never been able to take care of himself, would actually have the desire to take care of others..." Gintoki stood up and murmured in disbelief.

"No way..." Kagura also had a look of disbelief, "I must be dreaming that Aru, this good-for-nothing Otaku uncle who only cares about games, would actually do such a thing! I'm so touched! No, I have to send a text message to mommy quickly! Woohoo..."

"Hey, you two, it's enough," Xinbajiu narrowed his eyes and complained with black lines on his face, "Jiang Chengsang, who works so hard to take care of you, must be said like this by you. It's so pitiful."

"Shinpachi, Kagura-chan and Miss Amiao will be left to you," Jiang Cheng said, handing two towels to Shinpachi, then glanced at Gintoki and raised the corners of his mouth slightly, "As for Just let me do the last natural curly silver hair."

Seeing the sinister smile on Jiang Cheng's face, Xinbajiu silently took the towel and walked aside knowingly.

"It feels much more comfortable..." A Miao said with a smile after putting on a cool towel.

"Yes Aru, I feel much better." Kagura, who also put on a cool towel, agreed with a satisfied look on her face.

"Gintoki, do you want it?" Jiang Cheng held the last towel in his hand and looked down at Gintoki.

Looking at A Miao and Kagura, whose expressions softened because of the towel, and then looking at the last towel in Jiang Cheng's hand, Gintoki swallowed his saliva and replied: "I want... I want..."

"Want it?" Jiang Cheng raised the corners of his mouth with a kind smile, "Should I say "please give it to me"? "

"Please...please give it to me..."

"Please give it to me?" Jiang Cheng chuckled, "It should be "Please help me cool down the hot body of this boar! Lord Jiang Cheng!" right? "

After hearing this, several veins burst out on Gintoki's face.

"Speak quickly, please help me cool down the hot body of this boar! Master Jiang Cheng!" Jiang Cheng's expression became more ferocious, "Speak quickly! "Lord Jiang Cheng, please put it on my forehead!" I will give it to you if I tell you! If you say so, I will put this last towel on your forehead! Say it! "

"Asshole!" Gintoki gritted his teeth and had veins twitching on his face, looking at Jiang Cheng above his head with hatred.

"What's wrong? Don't you want it?" Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows and said teasingly, "If I don't tell you, I won't give it to you. I definitely won't give it to you~"

Gintoki, who couldn't bear it anymore, stood up in an instant and used all his strength. He gritted his teeth and roared with white eyes, kicking Jiang Cheng out.

So...

"Uh... it's relapsed," Jiang Cheng sniffed and lay on his quilt again, and then continued with a slight sigh: "But it's really difficult to take care of patients."

"Jiang Chengsang, that's not taking care but training, right?" Xin Bajiu pushed up the glasses on his face and complained expressionlessly.

"I'll kill you next time! Remember your natural S!" Gintoki on the side looked sideways at Jiang Cheng, rolling his eyes and cursing hatefully.

"Speaking of which, where are Miss Kagura and Miss Amiao?" Jiang Cheng looked at the empty bedding on the other side and looked at Shinpachi in confusion.

"I seem to have recovered just now. I said I would take care of you two." Xin Baji explained.

[Oh no! ] Jiang Cheng and Ginshi were startled at the same time, and then they sat up in unison and rushed towards the door without any hesitation.

But before the two of them reached the door, the door was opened by Kagura, who had just walked in carrying a large can of disinfectant. Looking at the two people who wanted to run, Kagura instantly stretched out his hands to hold them down. head.

"What's the matter, Aru? The patient just needs to lie down in bed and wait for others to take care of him. My uncle and... Gin-chan."

"Suddenly I feel healed," Jiang Cheng said with a smile full of sweat. "My whole body doesn't feel uncomfortable at all. Suddenly my body feels relaxed, cough, cough, cough!"

"Yes, I feel better suddenly for some reason," Gintoki agreed with a cold sweat on his face, "I feel better from a cold or something in an instant ~ cough cough cough..."

"If you're fine, why are you still coughing?" Kagura squinted at the two of them and threatened lightly: "Give you two seconds to go back and lie down obediently, or else I will crush the two of you." mom…"

After hearing this, Gintoki and Jiang Cheng's faces instantly broke down with cold sweat. Without thinking, they turned around and walked to their own bedding and lay down obediently.

"Wouldn't it be better if you did this earlier, Aru?"

Kagura curled her lips in disdain, then took off a large can of disinfectant from her back and placed it on the ground. She aimed the switch at the entire room without thinking.

Chi—

In an instant, the entire room was filled with white disinfectant.

"Kagura-chan, what are you doing, cough..." Shinpachi complained as he coughed while covering his mouth, "You sprayed too much, just spray less."

"Stop it, Kagura-chan, it's so choking your nose, cough, cough, cough..." Jiang Cheng couldn't stop coughing.

"I wasn't knocked down by the virus, but I was knocked down by you first. Stop it! Kagura! Cough cough cough cough..." Gintoki also couldn't stop coughing.

But Kagura didn't listen at all. After spraying a full bottle of disinfectant, Kagura picked up a bag of desiccant and sprinkled it all around Jiangcheng and Gintoki.

After doing all this, Kagura walked to the door and pointed the flamethrower he found somewhere at the house.

"No! No matter what you say, that won't work!" Jiang Cheng quickly stopped him, "It will kill someone! It will definitely kill someone!"

"Please! That one won't work!" Gintoki shouted at Kagura at the door.

But just as Gintoki finished speaking, Kagura had already pressed the switch. The moment the flame spurted out from the muzzle, the disinfectant in the entire room was instantly ignited...

boom! ! !

"Wow!!!" ×3 (Euchi, Gintoki, Shinpachi)

(End of chapter)