"Why did Jiang Chengsang turn my dream into some kind of obscene wish?" Shinbaji rolled his eyes and shouted loudly, pulling his neck, "Not even 3LDK can compare!"
"Ahem..."
Suddenly, there was a coughing sound at the door, and at the same time, everyone discovered that a large number of embodied viruses slowly squeezed in through the gap in the sliding door.
"What's going on?! A large number of viruses came in through the cracks in the sliding door!" Xin Baji said in horror, "Who is it?!"
Just as Xin Baji finished speaking, the entire sliding door was knocked open by the person outside the door, and it fell to the ground together with the sliding door. Only then did everyone realize that the person who coughed turned out to be the embodiment of Hasegawa who wears viruses like clothes!
"Everyone... I heard it all," Hasegawa raised his face and looked at Jiang Chengyi and the others, "Although I came to visit the doctor, I heard that something like that happened to Xin Baji-kun, so... I... I decided !”
As he spoke, Hasegawa took off his sunglasses and handed them over. He continued angrily: "As a useless adult, this is the only thing I can do. Use my sunglasses." I will exchange my life for the life of the new Lord Baji..."
After saying that, Hasegawa began to cough violently and spit out a large mouthful of blood.
"Hasegawa-san!!" x 2 (Amiu, Gintoki)
"madao!!" × 2 (Euchi, Kagura)
"Although I am an unemployed person whose life has no meaning at all, but..." Hasegawa continued angrily, "In the last moment of my life, my life is not meaningless at all, right? Please tell me."
"Idiot!" Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes and shouted excitedly: "How can it be meaningless at all! Haven't you already entrusted your life to Xin Baji?!"
"Yes! Hasegawa! It's not meaningless at all!" Gintoki shouted immediately.
"For Shin-chan to be able to do this, Hasegawa-san..." A Miao covered her mouth, unable to hold back the tears of emotion, "I didn't expect that I would be willing to change one mirror for another to save Shin-chan's life..."
"Madao!" Kagura shouted with tears.
"That's it..." Hasegawa suddenly smiled with relief, "It turns out that my life is not useless in the end... Well, at the end, if you see Ah Chu, please tell her...I'm sorry..."
After saying that, Hasegawa tilted his neck and made no sound at all.
"Hasegawa-san!!×2/madao!!×2"
"In the end... we couldn't do anything for Xin Baji," Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and gritted his teeth while showing a look of unbearability, "We are the ones who failed... How can we fix it!!"
"It's all my fault. If I could have noticed it earlier, this kind of thing would definitely not have happened... Both Shinpachi and Hasegawa will definitely be able to survive..." Gintoki turned away and clenched his fists in the same way.
"Are you... playing tricks?!" Shinpachi was so furious that he couldn't distinguish his expressions. He once again raised his foot and kicked Jiangcheng and Gintoki into the floor at the same time. "No one is dead! No one is dead! Shinpachi and Hasegawa-san are not dead yet! One only has cracked glasses, and the other just took off his sunglasses! Why are we already dead in the eyes of you two! Complain! You two Let's have one person complain! Don't leave all the complaining work to me! In that case, the only ones who can complain are you two! Why do you let the topic continue like that?! Why? !”
"Shinpachi, put them on, and don't forget madao." Kagura on the side picked up Hasegawa's sunglasses from the ground with gloves, handed them to Shinpachi's hands and said with some reluctance, "Although they are useless Madao, but in the end, he still used his own life to save your life..."
Xin Baji turned around expressionlessly, kicked out the old-fashioned tape recorder that was playing tear-moving music on the ground, and then shouted with his veins bursting: "Why do you have to have that kind of touching BGM! It's not like that! It's not like that! That guy was just defeated by the virus! He was defeated by the embodied virus that he wore as clothes!"
"Baga!" A Miao roared with white eyes and used an uppercut to hit Xin Baji in the face, causing his nose to bleed and send him flying backwards. "How could you say that about yourself? Where is the savior!! Shin-chan, how did I educate you since you were a child?! Have you forgotten everything?! Not only me but also how you taught me when my father was still alive, have you forgotten everything too?!"
"Sister..." Xinbaji struggled to get up, covering his nose and looking at his furious sister with disbelief.
At this moment, Gui's voice suddenly came from the yard.
"excuse me!"
"Oops!" Shinpachi stood up quickly, ignoring his grievance, "Even Katsura-san is here! It will be very troublesome for him to meet Kondo-san!"
"That's true..." Gintoki waved his hand and replied disapprovingly, "But that guy's reaction is very fast. He will definitely prepare the disguise in advance. Don't underestimate him."
"Unexpectedly, they are all here...even Jiang Cheng is here..." Gui slowly walked to the door, looked at everyone in the room and said, "Hey, everyone, Saxi is ignoring you."
Looking at this black African with round hair and earrings, everyone fell silent for a moment.
"Gin-san! This is no ordinary cross-dressing! He just changed his personal appearance!" Shinpachi pointed at Katsura and complained crazily to Gintoki.
"Wig...what happened to you?" Gintoki asked aloud with the corner of his mouth twitching.
"It's not a wig, it's Will Smith!" Gui corrected.
(In Japanese pronunciation, virus is the same as Will Smith. As for the spoofed Will Smith, you should all know it. He plays the male protagonist in the Men in Black series and The Pursuit of Happyness.)
"How is this still a virus? It has completely turned into Miss (Virus) Miss! It is completely dominated by the virus!" Shinbaji complained in a somewhat crazy manner, "It's not a cross-dressing at all. ! It just simply became the virus itself! Because it is already the virus MISS! By the way, who is Will Smith!"
"It's so embarrassing that both of you have caught a cold." Gui said as he walked in, "YES, WE CAN!"
"Where did this president come from..." Shinpachi complained speechlessly, "He actually said Yes We can! The character setting is too casual! It doesn't fit the bill at all!"
"It's all because of the lazy life you usually lead that the virus took advantage of it. Yes We can!" Gui raised an index finger and continued.
"I don't want to be lectured by someone whose existence itself has become a virus!" Shinpachi retorted.
"A strong will can prevent colds," Gui shook her finger and continued, "Can you celebrate (Can you bless me)"
(Can you celebrate: Theme sentence of the Japanese drama "Virgin Road")
"Word Solitaire? Have you started playing Word Solitaire?" Xin Bajie complained.
"With that face, you don't have to worry about being exposed in front of the orangutans." Gintoki said casually.
"No, wait," Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something, "Didn't you notice that the wig is a bit strange? He has obviously been infected with the virus, but he still looks very energetic!"
"Yes!" Xin Baji also responded, "Although he looks like a different person, he is in good spirits and seems to have not been caught by the virus at all!"
"Hey! Look at that!" Gintoki suddenly noticed something and quickly reminded him.
After realizing it, everyone in Jiang Cheng noticed that, including Hasegawa, who was lying on the ground and did not know whether he was alive or dead, the virus on everyone's body was slowly drifting towards Gui and was inhaled by Gui.
"That's...!" Shinpachi looked at this scene in disbelief, "Not only Hasegawa-san, but also the virus in your body is gradually being sucked away by Guisang!"
"I see...that's it!" Gintoki knocked with his hand, and then slowly analyzed: "I thought that the guy in the wig had never caught a cold until now because his body constitution made it difficult for viruses to parasitize. Now it seems, Quite the opposite! Wigs are the kind of people whose body is very susceptible to viruses, so they have strong resistance to viruses, so they don’t catch colds! That’s why I became Will Smith, that is to say..."
"That is... the real... virus Miss!" Jiang Cheng, whose body became relaxed as the virus was slowly sucked away, opened his eyes wide and looked at Gui in disbelief, "The real virus that absorbs and MISS away all virus attacks The virus MISS!!”
"My body has become lighter..." A Miao shook her hands and said with some surprise.
"Yes Aru." Kagura said in agreement.
Kondo standing in the yard and the little ape in the corridor of the back room also felt that their bodies gradually relaxed, and the cold symptoms gradually faded away until they completely disappeared!
"This...this is!" Kondo murmured in disbelief.
"Li... so amazing! He cured everyone's cold in an instant!" Xin Baji said in surprise, "This... is simply..."
Gui gave everyone a thumbs up at this time and said: "Yes We can!"
Looking at Gui, who was like a savior, Jiang Cheng and others couldn't help but reveal moved smiles on their faces, and at the same time they all ran towards Gui's direction...
But at this moment, Kondo, whose whole naked body was partly mosaic, rushed toward Gui with an excited look, holding up green onions.
While rushing back, she shouted excitedly: "Miss A Miao! It's working! Green onions! My body has miraculously recovered! It's amazing! Miss A Miao is really amazing! Come and give it a try! Let's see!"
As he spoke, Kondo inserted a green onion into a certain part of Gui's body and twisted it slightly...
After two seconds of pause, a huge amount of virus was sprayed directly from Gui's buttocks. This huge amount of virus gathered into a ball and turned directly towards Shinpachi and others!
"Ah!" everyone screamed.
boom! ! !
…
When Baihua and the other ladies found Xin Bazhi's home, they only saw Jiang Cheng and others in the bedroom, except for Xin Bazhi, who were all infected with the virus.
"Yes, We can!"×n
"Which one is Lord Jiang Cheng?!" Baihua ladies shouted in collapse at the same time.
(This article is over.)
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