One morning, Denshi Bistro.
"Here we come."
After shouting casually, Jiang Cheng pushed open the door of Denshi Bistro and stepped in. Behind Jiang Cheng was Yue Yong, who was holding a cigarette rod and looking cold.
"It's really troublesome..."
Jiang Cheng scratched his hair a little irritably, and then looked at Granny Denshi at the counter and the trio of Wan Shi Wu sitting in front of the counter with his eyelids drooping.
"What kind of trouble is this? Tell me quickly, I will pretend to have heard about it and go back to catch up on my sleep."
"I thought this guy was troublesome from the beginning," Denshi's mother-in-law complained with disdain, and then revealed a teasing look on her face, sighing: "He is really a ruthless man~ The way Xiaoyu looks at men It’s really bad~”
"Goodbye." After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked towards the door.
"Listen to me! You heartless man!" Granny Dengshi shouted with spittle, "Why can you just leave like nothing happened! At least ask the questions clearly first!"
Jiang Cheng stopped, let out a long sigh, then turned around, and said impatiently: "Dad, just a little bit better. They always say that if you don't have any nutrition at all, you will get osteoporosis. I mean. It’s your head (implying brain damage).”
"So that's it," Kagura folded her hands and looked slightly solemn, analyzing with a serious expression: "The reason why osteoporosis is more likely to occur as you get older is actually this, but if that's really the case..."
As he said that, Kagura looked at Gintoki beside him with a worried expression, "Gin-chan, when you get older, your head will become naturally curly and unmotivated!"
"Kagura-chan," Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and reminded expressionlessly: "Gin-san's head is already naturally curled up without any motivation. Because he talks too many unnutritious words, it has become naturally curly in advance. Rolled up.”
"Hey, do you want to die?" Gintoki narrowed his eyes, looked at his face and looked at Shinpachi, and then retorted: "My natural curls have nothing to do with the kind of natural curls caused by osteoporosis. I take in calcium every day!"
With that said, Gintoki took out a box of strawberry milk from his arms and placed it in front of Grandma Toshi and continued: "Use it as rent. If you take good calcium supplements, you won't get osteoporosis so early." , I mean your head."
After hearing this, several blue veins burst out on Granny Denshi's face. She rolled her eyes and cursed angrily: "You are the only ones in the world who will suffer from osteoporosis in the head! And it's just an empty box after drinking it! Bastard!!" "
"Look, there's nothing wrong at all," Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Yue Yong, spread his hands and said lazily, "Let's go back."
"It's a very difficult matter," Grandma Dengshi glanced at Jiang Cheng who was standing at the door, lit a cigarette, took a puff, and continued calmly: "It's about the little..."
Before Denshi could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng jumped over Yue Yong and rushed out of the door.
"Wait a minute." Yue Yong quickly reached out and grabbed Jiang Cheng's back collar.
"Hey! Stop joking!" Jiang Cheng turned around and whispered in a frantic voice, "You should have heard it too, right? It must be a troublesome thing if you say it is a difficult thing! At this time, just go back and pretend not to be afraid. Just know it! If you pretend not to know, you will be happy! Just like a wife who discovers her husband is cheating on her, as long as she pretends not to know, the couple will still be as loving as usual!"
"No, I just want to say that it is better to pull out the kunai on your head as soon as possible." Yue Yong pointed at the back of Jiang Cheng's head and reminded, "But if you feel happier pretending not to know, you can also choose to pretend not to know. Know."
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng expressionlessly touched the back of his head. After touching a metal object, he pulled it out and held it in his hand to look at it.
"When did this get glued on..." After a long silence, Jiang Chengcai said expressionlessly with narrowed eyes. Then with the sound of blood squirting out, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and looked up. fell down.
However, the angle at which he fell was a little clever, and Jiang Cheng's head was buried directly into Yue Yong's chest.
The surrounding air froze instantly...
Yue Yong felt a strange feeling in her chest, her face quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and her eyes turned into mosquito-repellent incense and kept spinning.
"You...what are you doing?!" While shouting, Yue Yong directly picked up Jiang Chengcheng, who was still unconscious, and performed a standard over-the-back throw.
boom! ! !
Shinbaji, whose face was full of black lines, looked at Jiang Cheng, whose body was still twitching from time to time with his head buried in the wooden floor. He was silent for a while, and then he twitched the corners of his mouth and spoke expressionlessly to remind him.
"Miss Yueyong, although it is a bit redundant for me to say this, it is obvious that Jiang Chengsang did not mean it just now. He will die. He spurted out so much blood, so Jiang Chengsang will definitely die now."
"It seems that the wife who discovered her husband's cheating didn't intend to pretend that she didn't know anything." Mother-in-law Denshi exhaled a puff of smoke, chuckled and said.
"Please stop," Shinbaji said expressionlessly, "please don't say anything like this again that will cause readers to misunderstand."
"Hey, are you okay Aru?" Kagura came to Jiang Cheng's side, squatted down and stretched out his hand to poke Jiang Cheng, then turned to look at Gintoki and the others and continued: "It's absolutely fine, he's still alive. .”
"That's not the problem!" Xin Bajiu complained wildly.
"That's right," Kagura suddenly thought of something, then reached into Jiang Cheng's arms and started groping. About three seconds later, Kagura's face lit up with joy, "I found Aru!"
After that, Kagura took out Jiang Cheng's wallet and took out the few tens of thousands of yuan left in it without any hesitation, without even letting go of the change.
But before Kagura could stuff the money into his pocket, Gintoki had already walked over and snatched the money from Kagura's hand. After counting it, he took out two thousand yuan and handed it to Kagura.
"Two thousand yen is enough!" After putting the remaining money into his wallet, Gintoki said with a serious look, "In Edo, minors are not allowed to carry more than 2,000 yen! The rest Let me keep these!"
"Don't be kidding me! I've never heard of such a rule, Aru!" As he spoke, Kagura lunged at Gintoki with all his teeth and claws.
Ignoring the commotion between Kagura and Gintoki, Yue Yong silently pulled the unconscious Jiang Cheng out of the floor, then dragged Jiang Cheng's legs and walked towards the counter step by step.
"What exactly is going on?" Yue Yong stopped, looked sideways at Granny Denshi who was still smoking, and asked calmly.
"She is really a generous [wife]~" Granny Denshi chuckled, then showed a serious look on her face, "Then... let me tell you."
"Don't say stupid things, I just want to finish the matter quickly and go back." Yue Yong said lightly.
"It's up to you. Actually, the thing is..."
…
When Jiang Cheng woke up from his coma, he found that he, Yue Yong and Denshi's mother-in-law were the only ones left in the entire Denshi tavern.
"Where are Kagura-chan, Gintoki and the others?" Jiang Cheng got up from the ground and sat on the seat in front of the counter, looking at Yue Yong aside and asked doubtfully.
"Let's go barbecue." Yue Yong replied calmly.
"Barbeque?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong doubtfully, then waved his hands with a disapproving look on his face and said, "It's impossible. Yesterday Kagura complained to me that she had received commissions for several months."
"It's your money..."
After hearing this, the expression on Jiang Cheng's face froze instantly, and then he quickly rummaged around for his wallet.
When he saw that there was only a small ten-yuan coin left in his wallet, Jiang Cheng knelt directly on the floor, beating the floor and shouting sadly: "That...that is the money I am going to buy a new game." Ah! That bastard!!"
"Things like that don't matter, let's talk about the serious stuff first." Denshi crossed his hands and looked solemn, "I have already told Miss Yueyong the specific situation."
"I see, it does seem like a very difficult situation..." Jiang Cheng stood up, crossed his chest with one hand, and gently pinched his chin with the other hand, his expression becoming slightly serious.
"Did you skip something? I haven't told you anything yet..." Dengshi complained speechlessly.
"No, I can already see it from the expressions of you two." Jiang Cheng shook his head slowly, then sighed and started walking slowly towards the door.
But when he arrived at the door, Jiang Cheng didn't forget to stop, turned around, gave Yue Yong a thumbs up, winked and said, "Come on!"
"Come on you! Do you still want to run away in the end?!" Granny Denshi yelled, pulling her neck and rolling her eyes.
At the same time, with the sound of sizzling, several kunai shot straight towards Jiang Cheng's forehead.
…
"So what exactly is going on?" Jiang Cheng, who sat down again, said impatiently while pulling out the kunai from his forehead.
"It's Xiaoyu..." Granny Denshi took a puff of her cigarette, and then continued, "Her appearance has become a little strange recently."
"Weird? That kind of weird?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "Did you reach puberty? But it's useless for you to tell me about this kind of thing, right? It should be Ocasan's responsibility to talk to your daughter who has entered puberty. right."
"It's not that kind of thing anymore!" Granny Denshi cursed with rolled eyes, "Can you listen to what people are saying?! I mean her face has become very strange!"
"Your face has become very strange?" Jiang Cheng waved his hands disapprovingly and continued, "No, I think you may not understand what the word "weird" means. Please look at your face in the mirror after getting up every day. You You will see the strangest sight in the world, and it is not an exaggeration to call it the ninth wonder of the world.”
(PS: In fact, there are only seven wonders of the world recognized internationally. The Terracotta Warriors and Horses are one of the eight wonders of the world that we think can be called one. But in my personal opinion, it is fully qualified to call it one of the eight wonders of the world. .)
Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Granny Denshi had a glass of wine poured on his head.
"Your idiot head is enough to be called the only miracle in the world." Granny Denshi said with a look of disdain, "In short, Xiaoyu's face has become like the fighting game a long time ago, angular..."
"Sorry, I've never liked fighting games." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and replied, "I haven't liked them at all since I was a kid."
"No one asked you if you like it!"
"That should be called a polygon..." Yue Yong said calmly.
"Hey?! Why do you know?!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise, "When have you ever played a fighting game?!"
"Ah, I sometimes play games with Qingta recently." Yue Yong nodded lightly.
"That brat!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and yelled in a low voice, "Didn't I tell him that he can only play FPS games? When he goes back, throw away all the games he has hidden! It's not good to play that kind of thing You can’t become an outstanding adult!”
"You can't be called an outstanding adult at all." Yue Yong complained ruthlessly.
"That's right, that's right, the face has become as angular as a polygon." Granny Denshi folded her hands and nodded, then continued: "The child must be overworked and overtired, so he said , you, a heartless man, can you help me find out if there is something wrong with her?"
"Before that, let the doctor check whether there is any malfunction in your head, right?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied disapprovingly, then took out his mobile phone from his pocket and pressed the emergency button without any hesitation. number.
"Moxi Moshi, Kabukicho Tosei Tavern, ah, it's quite serious. According to my observation, it has reached the most severe form of Alzheimer's disease. Hey, he not only has hallucinations, but also always talks nonsense and paints on his face. Horrifying heavy makeup...wow!"
Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Dengshi punched Jiang Cheng with white eyes and bulging veins, sending Jiang Cheng flying.
"You bastard! Can you please let me hear what someone has to say!"
"Sorry, the doctor said that in this case, you can just stay at home and wait to die." Jiang Cheng struggled to get up, covering his nose with a look of unbearability, and continued: "Eat as much as you like. Just one o'clock, the doctor said time is running out..."
"Why do you think I'm going to die?"
"Because the doctor said that when Alzheimer's disease reaches the point of hallucinations, it is not far from ascending to heaven." Jiang Cheng explained, "If you add in the heavy makeup you always wear, you can basically only live for about three days."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong who was aside, "Yueyue, go back. Just come back in three days with the funeral expenses."
"Kill you! You bastard!" Granny Dengshi roared with spit and white eyes.
At this moment, the door of the tavern was suddenly opened, and Xiaoyu's voice sounded at the door.
"I'm back."
"You're back. It's hard work running errands..." Granny Denshi replied subconsciously, while looking at the door, but the cigarette in her mouth fell instantly after seeing Xiaoyu.
At the same time, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong also half-opened their mouths, with black lines on their heads and twitching eyes, looking at the [Xiaoyu] who appeared at the door and turned into a pixel image in the game for some reason.].
[Ah, Lord Jiang Cheng, good morning.]
Looking at the black dialog box that appeared in front of Xiaoyu, Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his eyes and complained: "Don't call it a polygon, it has become a pixel image..."
[Xiaoyu completed the errand task, gained 230 experience points, and lost 300 money.]
"By the way, why did it become FC style..." Jiang Cheng complained with black lines on his head.
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