[Grandma Dengshi, I’ve been waiting for a long time, because the supermarket is crowded during a big sale.]
As he spoke, the half-tall Xiaoyu, who even had the shopping bag in her hand pixelated, walked sideways towards the counter.
Looking at Xiaoyu, who could only move horizontally, forward, left, and right, just like the characters in the first generation DQ (Doragon Kuesuto, Dragon Quest) during the whole process, Jiang Cheng listened to the BGM of Radadomu City that was still playing during the process. Both Yue Yong and Yue Yong had twitching at the corners of their eyes, with dense black lines under their eyes.
(DQ:Dragon Quest)
"Xiaoyu, did you apply for a job at O Paradise?" Jiang Cheng asked expressionlessly, "That's the one, right? Isn't nostalgia popular recently, is it definitely that one? O Paradise is starting to get nostalgic, right? ?”
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the door of Denshi Tavern was suddenly opened, and Gui's voice came in at the same time.
"Ah ha ha ha! That's right! No matter who you are, there will be a moment when someone feels nostalgic late at night! Jiang Cheng! Let's go back to that time together today..."
boom! ! !
He stood up expressionlessly without any hesitation, raised his foot and kicked Gui away before his face was exposed. Ignoring the frightened sounds of passers-by on the street, Jiang Cheng once again closed the door of Denshi Bistro with an expressionless face. Door.
"Just now..." Yue Yong pointed in the direction of the door. Just as she started to speak, she was interrupted by Jiang Cheng who turned his head again with a smile on his face.
"Nothing, just a cockroach."
"This...is like this..."
"Don't talk to him. Once you talk to him, it will never end." Jiang Cheng said with a serious look on his face, "Just pretend you didn't see him and just ignore him."
After that, Jiang Cheng came to the counter again and sat down.
At the same time, Xiaoyu was like a character in the first-generation RPG game that was manipulated by humans. After some operations, she took out the pixel herbs that were like those in the first-generation RPG game and handed them to Denshi on the counter.
[Xiaoyu hands over the medicinal herbs.]
Grandma Dengshi is silent...
[There is no response, it seems to be just a corpse...]
"Who is the corpse?!" Granny Dengshi, who came back to her senses, complained loudly with her eyes rolling and spitting, "There are also herbs and other things, no one asked you to buy them!"
After hearing this, Xiaoyu took back the medicinal herbs, and after another directional operation, he took out the torch and stretched it towards Denshi.
[Xiaoyu hands over the torch.]
"I didn't ask you to buy this!" Grandma Denshi complained with her eyes rolled, "Which prop store did you go to?!"
[There is no reaction, it seems to be just a corpse.]
"Don't act stupid!!"
Jiang Cheng:…
"I'm sorry, Xiaoyu," Grandma Denshi cried as she lay on the table, "It must have happened because I forced you to continue working..."
"No, I think I just contracted some virus from some good-for-nothing OTAKU." Yue Yong breathed out a breath of second-hand smoke, and then glanced at a certain part of Jiang Cheng's body, "From there."
"Hey, do you want to die?" Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly with narrowed eyes.
At this moment, the door of Denshi Bistro was opened again, and Gui's voice came again:
"I've clearly reminded you before, not all holes will do..."
This time, Jiang Cheng still didn't give Gui a chance to finish his words or show his face. He grabbed the empty wine bottle on the table and threw it at Gui's face before it entered the camera.
Two seconds later, looking at Gui who was lying on his face with his butt sticking out and still twitching, Jiang Cheng once again threw Gui out expressionlessly and closed the sliding door of the tavern.
"Ignore, ignore..." Jiang Cheng sat down at the counter again, waved his hands disapprovingly and continued, "That person has done whatever it takes to get a chance to appear on the camera. You know, even that idiot Sakamoto and Gao Zai have never complained. Got through these things.”
"No, the letters sent by the emergency team have piled up," Yue Yong replied softly, "It's just that they have been rejected all the time."
"Things like that don't matter anymore," Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly. "You know, even as the protagonist, I don't appear in every chapter, so if I can appear once in a while, they can accept it willingly."
With that said, Jiang Cheng changed the subject and looked at Xiaoyu, holding his chin and continuing to say: "By the way, it turns out that the pixel image is like this. From the side, it looks like the thickness of a piece of paper. It's completely disappointing. People can’t arouse the interest in playing, no wonder they are being beaten by 3D now.”
"But, isn't this dangerous?" Yue Yong pointed at Xiaoyu and looked at Jiang Cheng, then grabbed Jiang Cheng's hand and reached for Xiaoyu's head.
With a stabbing sound, Jiang Cheng's hand began to spurt out blood.
"Hey! What are you doing?! It hurts!" Jiang Cheng cursed angrily, covering his hand that was still bleeding.
"As you can see, this is the situation."
"Then don't use my hands to explain the situation!"
"With legs?"
"It's not about the hands and legs!"
"Between your buttocks?"
"Smelly woman, do you want me to have no children or grandchildren?!"
"Stop arguing! You two!" Mother-in-law Denshi shouted angrily, "Xiaoyu has become like this, can you, a heartless man like you, have a sense of responsibility?!"
"Can this terrible topic stop here!" Jiang Cheng replied with a look of disdain, "Why do you always say that I am just like a scumbag who abandons his sweetheart and doesn't care? Besides, I think Xiaoyu is good like this. Ah, it looks very nostalgic. Readers must think so too, and the popularity will soar, which is great! No problem! NO PROBLEM!"
"NO prob, you are so big! No matter how you look at it, this is a serious problem!"
"It's okay if you say it's okay!" Jiang Cheng snorted and retorted, "Although it seems like he's standing still without saying anything, and the BGM hasn't stopped, but just treat it as a new character setting. ! This is CHARM POINT! The new CHARM POINT! Well done, Xiaoyu..."
As he said that, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something. As he folded his hands, the expression on his face suddenly became solemn, "No, no, no, there is still something wrong..."
"Really? It's definitely not good to look like this, right?" Grandma Denshi agreed.
"Well, it's indeed a little bad," Jiang Cheng nodded, then pointed at Xiaoyu and continued with a serious face: "It would be a little bad to call my name Xiaoyu again! At this time, it should be changed according to the new character. New name!”
"That's not it!!"
"Wait, let me think about it for a moment," Jiang Cheng said, closing his eyes and thinking hard, and at the same time he began to mutter to himself, "Because it is a new character, in order to quickly accumulate popularity If so, the name must have an unexpected sense of intimacy, and also consider the sense of luxury, nobility and reliability... Wait a moment..."
"Claudilde? Ah, no, no, what about...Josephine? Ah, still no, I want something more impactful..."
"Ah... um, Betwitch? Anastasia? Evan? Ierrina? No, how about using the Japanese style? Xunzi? No, no, cuteness is also important, Lulu? Lizi? Mocha? It's like a dog's name..."
Looking at Jiang Cheng who was already deep in thought, Grandma Dengshi and Yue Yong were both speechless.
"It's not easy for you normally..." Mother-in-law Denshi looked at Yue Yong, sighed softly and said, her tone full of sympathy, "It's unexpected that you have such a strange-minded... no, wonderful-minded master."
"You too, you unexpectedly found a man with such a strange...no, wonderful head." Yue Yong replied calmly.
"Are you referring to Gintoki?" Granny Denshi replied expressionlessly, "Hey, I noticed that you are also very rude."
At this time, Jiang Cheng was still frowning tightly, thinking about Xiaoyu's new name, and muttering to himself without any pause: "candy? No, how about melody? It seems a bit old-fashioned, but there is a sense of attaching importance to tradition. How it feels. Mliky...this one smells a bit like the Showa era. Don’t forget about the sense of high-end. If you want something more luxurious..."
"Gorgeous! Luxury! Rioucs..." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng suddenly opened his eyes, hugged his hands and laughed confidently, "I figured it out! Xiaoyu's new name will accompany the change in her personality!"
[Have you really figured it out? Lord Jiang Cheng.]
"Listen up, Xiaoyu!" Jiang Cheng stood up and chuckled, "With this name, you will quickly become a popular character in this work! Quickly ascend to the top of the list of female characters! That is the pinnacle! "
"Listen up! Xiaodama, from now on you are Fabilouse Andrerics sarinumbakalon honey lemon Xiaodama II! Your nickname is Poko Tan!"
After saying that, Jiang Cheng gave a thumbs up and winked, "How's it going? It's perfect! Everyone loves it, an invincible female character! That's right, she surpasses princesses, queens and even gods! It's so great Incredible! My talents are truly amazing! Beautiful!"
"You're so beautiful!!" Granny Dengshi and Yue Yong both rolled their eyes and cursed angrily, and at the same time they punched Jiang Cheng in the face.
boom! !
After a loud noise, Jiang Cheng's body twitched and he lay on a table that was smashed to pieces by himself...
"What on earth is this man thinking about every day?" Mother-in-law Denshi said angrily, "Even the name he gave sounded like a name put together from a stage name in a custom shop. This man is really bad, by the way. How many times has he been to Hualiu Street and custom shops?"
"He is a scumbag to begin with." Yue Yong agreed lightly, but the contempt in her eyes when she looked at Jiang Cheng was not concealed at all, as if she were looking at garbage...
"I think you two have misunderstood about this matter," Gui, who was cosplaying Mario, arrived at an unknown time and sat at the counter, holding his hands and closing his eyes, shaking his head, "I know that I have been with him since childhood. !Jiang Cheng is a principled man and will never do that kind of thing!"
"Really?" Granny Denshi curled her lips with a look of disbelief.
"Of course! We have been adventuring in various water pipes since childhood!" Gui took out a set of Louis' clothes and put them on the counter. "Look! This is the evidence! Come here this time , I just want to invite him to have another adventure! Jiangcheng Lewis!"
"Louis, you're so big!" Jiang Chengbai raised his eyes and kicked Gui away after waking up.
(End of chapter)