Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 435: Every passerby you see on the road probably has one

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"Don't give others random names that sound like old men!" Looking at Gui, who was lying on the ground with his butt sticking out and still twitching, Jiang Cheng shouted with his eyes rolled, "And don't just make up names like that. Memories that don’t exist at all!”

"Hey, you are not qualified to say this at all, are you?" Granny Denshi narrowed her eyes and complained with disdain.

"By the way, Xiaoyu," Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and turned to look at Xiaoyu who was still walking in the same place, "How is it? What's your new name? Fabilouse Andrerics sarinumbakalon honey lemon How about Xiaoyu II?"

[From now on, Xiaodama’s full name is Fabilouse Andrerics sarinumbakalon honey lemon Xiaodama II! Nickname: poke carbon. Collective name: Xiaoyu.]

"Xiaoyu! Don't just use this kind of name given by this kind of man!" Dengshi reminded loudly with spittle.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips, turned away and said with some annoyance, "This is a name I finally came up with. How many brain cells do you think I expended when thinking of this name? Stinky old woman."

"It does take a lot," Dengshi nodded, and continued with disdain, "Remembering all the names of so many women I had a good relationship with in the past is indeed quite hard, for a scumbag man like you. "

"Hey, stop saying things like this that will misunderstand readers," Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "Why do you have to talk about things that have never been written before? Isn't it strange? You guys .”

"No, there's no need to ask for proof for that kind of thing," Granny Denshi shook her head, "It's all written on your face."

"Hello!!"

"Anyway, let's not talk about anything else. The most important thing now is to get Xiaoyu back to her original state." Dengshi glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the counter without any energy. "Leave it to you, just leave the woman here and ignore it." Scumbag."

"Isn't it good? It looks no different from usual." Jiang Cheng lazily raised his hand and waved it, "Maybe Xiaoyu is just nostalgic recently. Aren't all human beings like this? Sometimes they suddenly Nostalgia, being in a strange state for several days because I only think about things in the past, is what is happening to Xiaoyu now.”

"Jiang Cheng..." Gui stood up at some point and stood next to Jiang Cheng with a moved expression on his face. There were even crystal tears looming in the corners of his eyes. "I didn't expect... I didn't expect that you would still remember us... our... That memory of getting together to play FC after school..."

"I remember your size..." After sighing, Jiang Cheng complained weakly, "I don't remember that kind of memory at all, wig."

"It's not a wig, it's Guiao!" Gui corrected with a serious look, and then patted Jiang Cheng on the shoulder with a look of unbearability, "Hurry up and remember it, Ou Doudou! We once did the carefree things together. A plumber’s day to worry about!”

"Do you want to be stuffed into the sewer and suffocated to death by me?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Gui lightly and said calmly.

"In short, no matter what method you use, restore Xiaoyu to her original state!" Granny Dengshi looked at Jiang Cheng coldly, holding her hands, "This is your responsibility!"

"Why did it become my responsibility?!" Jiang Cheng argued, "Just now, didn't you say it was because of your responsibility? Why did it suddenly become my responsibility here?! I didn't do anything at all. ah!"

"A woman has become like this, and a man can still pretend that nothing happened. He is such a heartless man~" Granny Dengshi spread her hands with a sigh on her face.

"If you don't want to do it, just leave it to me." Gui stood up, folded his hands and closed his eyes and said seriously, "I have been your backing from the beginning, no matter it is a war or anything else, I will always They are all the ones wiping your butts, and even now nothing has changed! Leave your Highness Xiaoyu’s affairs to me!"

"Really? That's troublesome." Jiang Cheng nodded, "Thank you for your hard work."

"Huh?" Gui was stunned for a moment, "No, right? At this time, shouldn't you take the responsibility on yourself, and then the two people quarrel and finally decide to form a team, right? This is what happens on TV. Right?"

"No, I believe you." Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then gave a thumbs up to Gui with a serious face, "Wig, your abilities don't need help from others at all. I have always known that, if it were you, any Everything can be done alone. I...have always trusted you. From childhood to now, I have always..."

"Jiang...Jiang Cheng..." Gui's eyes gradually filled with mist of emotion, "I didn't...I didn't expect that you would always be so...trustful of me. I'm...so...so touched! I will do it! I will definitely do it." I will do it! Leave all your affairs to me, Your Highness Xiaoyu!"

"come on!"

"Oh! Don't worry! Even if I risk my life, I will let His Highness Xiaoyu survive normally in this world!" Gui Biao shouted with tears, "Believe me!"

"This guy...has a weird head..." Granny Denshi complained in a low voice with no expression on her face.

"Don't worry, even though this guy's head is severely burned like your face for more than half of the 365 days a year, he will definitely do what he decides to do."

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng's expression began to soften.

"So don't worry, maybe in a few months, we will be able to see Xiaoyu starting a new adventure in the newly released FC. At that time, we will feel proud and happy for her, For Xiaoyu’s new life and new look in FC. Now, it’s enough to send my silent blessings... "

"No, it has shown a new look now." Yue Yong reminded, pointing at Xiaoyu who had been dressed up by Gui.

As Jiang Cheng spoke, he looked in the direction where Yue Yong's finger pointed, and saw that Xiaoyu had changed into Lewis's clothes and had a mustache on her face.

"No! I told you to jump!" Looking at Xiaoyu who was constantly moving back and forth, Gui kept scolding, "You only need to use the front and back directions! The rest are just the jump, attack and pause keys! "

"What are you doing?!" Jiang Cheng stood up in an instant and kicked Gui and the door of the Denshi Bistro to the street. Then he pointed at Gui who was lying on the ground and yelled with veins popping out, "Stop it. Ah! It’s not the same type of game at all! Why do you have to stick to Mario?! That old man has been buried long ago! So is his brother Luis!"

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Xiaoyu came to Gui sideways and stretched out the medicinal herbs after some manipulation.

[Xiaoyu hands over the medicinal herbs.]

Gui showed no reaction...

[There is no reaction, it seems to be just a corpse.]

"Don't worry about it, Xiaoyu. Even if that person's head is soaked in holy water, it can't be cured. It's already hopeless." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said.

"Jiang Cheng..." Gui struggled to stand up, holding his abdomen and looking at Jiang Cheng bitterly, "I can't pretend not to hear those words just now, about Mario and Luis..."

"It's up to you, I don't intend to talk to you too much about this matter," Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied, "After all, if I tell you all about such a heavy reality, you will definitely have a nervous breakdown because you can't accept it. Yes. Some things are better not known, wig."

"It's not a wig, it's Guiao!" Gui corrected, but then he suddenly reacted. He opened his eyes wide and looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, "Wait a minute, what did you mean by the heavy reality you just said? Mali What are Ao and Louis hiding? Is there some darkness behind them that I don’t know about?!”

"Don't ask," Jiang Cheng shook his head gently, with a bit of unbearability on his face, "Even if you know that kind of thing, it won't do you any good, it will only increase your troubles. In this world, they are like two brothers. There are actually such miserable people everywhere, forget them, forget them both. Don’t think about the evolution plan for those with absolute abilities, just treat it as if you don’t know, promise me.”

"Absolute... absolute ability user evolution plan?!" Gui caught one of the key points in Jiang Cheng's words, and then rushed forward instantly, grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar, and pleaded with his big red eyes. , "You...did you know it a long time ago?! Tell me, tell me everything about that plan!"

"Forget it, Wig," Jiang Cheng sighed faintly and shook his head, "Even if you know, you can't change the tragic fate of those brothers."

"Say it quickly!!" Gui said through gritted teeth.

"Well, forget it, since you want to know so much, then I will tell you everything about the academy... O Heaven, about the pair of brothers, and the absolute ability user evolution plan implemented by O Heaven. However, there is only one thing. After listening to it, I will tell you everything You can’t do stupid things, you know?”

After listening, Gui let go of Jiang Cheng's collar and shook his head and replied: "Don't worry, you should know me. I won't do anything without being fully prepared. Now I just I want to know the heavy past behind those brothers."

"Okay, then I can only tell you everything about them that I spent three seconds...no, three years blindly...detecting. Go inside first, I'm afraid there will be O Tiantian's spies here."

"I see."

Jiang Cheng, who walked to the counter again, glanced at Granny Denshi and Yue Yong, then took the cigarette rod from Yue Yong's hand and poured himself a glass of wine.

After taking a few seconds to sort out his facial expression, Jiang Cheng's eyes became melancholy, and then he spoke slowly...

"... Those brothers are actually a pair of superpowers. Although their abilities are not that outstanding, they can only jump up and smash bricks suspended in the air, but even their seemingly useless superpowers are very fast. Someone noticed..."

"Some people?! Are they those guys?! Those guys from O Paradise..." Gui asked anxiously.

Next chapter before twelve o'clock.

(End of chapter)