As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, a voice that ruined the atmosphere suddenly came from under the table in front of everyone.
"No, there is still one last and most important thing left!" Kondo poked his head out from under the table, folded his hands and said with a serious face, "That is my sister's happiness! As a younger brother, Shinya-kun Said, she must hope to see her sister happy in the last moments of her life! If Miss Amiao, as her sister, does not find a reliable brother-in-law who can entrust her life to her, like Kondo Isao, the director of the Shinsengumi team, even Shinpachi will be Even if you die, you won’t be able to rest in peace!”
Everyone present fell into an eerie silence because of the sudden appearance of Kondo.
However, Kondo seemed to have completely ignored the change in the atmosphere due to his appearance, and continued to talk to himself: "So, Miss A Miao, please marry me! In order for Shinya-kun to be able to have no one after his death, If you don't miss me at all, please marry me! I will definitely make you happy!"
Just as Kondo finished speaking, A Miao had already stood up and stepped hard on Kondo's face.
"You are the one who wants to become a Buddha! You stalker orangutan!!" A Miao said while repeatedly trampling Kondo with her feet several times.
"Miss A Miao, calm down," Kondo shouted inarticulately, "As a younger brother, he must also really want to see his sister be happy! So even if it's just pretending, let him leave without regrets. !”
"That's right, A Miao," Kyuubei, who arrived at an unknown time wearing a white suit and holding a bouquet of roses, looked at A Miao and said seriously, "What this orangutan said makes sense, you You don’t want to see Xin Baji leave with regret, right? So, even if it’s fake, let’s pretend to get married once!”
"Don't worry! A'Miao!" Kyuubei continued with a serious face, "This is all for Shinya-kun! It's definitely not my selfish desire! So, marry me! A'Miao!"
Seeing the honey blush on Jiubei's face due to excitement, Jiang Cheng complained speechlessly: "The desire in his heart has been completely revealed, and it was revealed without reservation through the expression on his face. Woolen cloth."
"Hmph, do you really think that doing that kind of thing will allow that guy with glasses to leave without regrets? Stop joking!" The little ape, wearing a white wedding dress who didn't know when to arrive, said with some disdain, holding a bouquet of flowers in his hand, "For that boy, not only is his sister, but he also wants Yin Sang to be happy! So!"
Saying that, the little ape looked at Gintoki with excitement, and blew out two streams of excited air from his nostrils: "Gin-san! Marry me! Marry me for that guy with glasses! I will definitely make you happy. Yes! We will definitely be able to live a happy married life as sticky as natto!"
"Who wants to marry you, a sow that stinks of natto three hundred and sixty-five days a year?" Gintoki roared angrily with blue veins and white eyes.
"Ah~~ As expected of Yin Sang, he actually understands my [beep-] point so well!" Xiao Yuan shouted excitedly, "Ah!! It can't be done! It's going to [beep-]! It's already [beep-]!" Ahhh!!”
"Don't say those misunderstood words! You stupid sow!" While scolding, Gintoki stood up instantly and kicked the little ape in the stomach, sending the little ape flying directly to the yard outside the door. inside.
"Kagura-chan, this house is really amazing," Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "They are all stalkers. How attractive is this house to perverted stalkers?"
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, several kunai were inserted into the back of his head. With the sound of blood spurting out, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell on the table, twitching from time to time.
"Who is the stalker, you good-for-nothing OTAKU?" Yue Yong said coldly as she walked in from the door holding the cigarette rod lightly.
"Yueyue!" Kagura turned around and called out affectionately, and then asked doubtfully: "Why is Yueyue here too?"
"Ah, because some idiot said he would go back before dinner, but he hasn't gone back until now," Yue Yong explained, "So Nilun and the others asked me to come out and look for it, but it seems like there is really an emergency. "
…
"Anyway, let's not talk nonsense. I believe everyone already understands the situation." Jiang Cheng folded his hands, said with a slightly solemn face and closed his eyes: "The name of this battle is "The First Battle to Save the New Eighth Prince" "Return"! We all have to work together! It doesn't matter whether it's a stalker, an orangutan stalker, a vibrating sow stalker, or a violent female tyrannosaurus! Let go of the past grudges and work together to save the new Bajijun! We absolutely cannot just watch him continue to fall! This is our responsibility as adults, as seniors in life! Therefore, please put aside your selfish desires! otherwise…"
After saying that, Jiang Cheng glanced around him coldly, "I won't give you another chance to appear~"
"You bastard! You're actually threatening us!" Xiao Yuan was instantly unhappy and said angrily with his eyes rolled.
Jiang Cheng, who ignored Xiao Yuan, narrowed his eyes and smiled and continued: "Yo Xi, since no one has any objections, let's each put forward our own views and opinions."
"Uncle, the kunai on your head hasn't been pulled out yet, Aru." Kagura pointed at the kunai on the back of Jiang Cheng's head and said.
"Ah, it doesn't matter." After saying that, Jiang Cheng reached out and pulled out the kunai from the back of his head, "Anyway, everyone can speak freely."
"Well, I reserve my own opinion - "pretend marriage plan"" Kubei said, raising his hand.
"Pass, next one." Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.
"I also reserve my own suggestion - the "Make Miss A Miao Happy Plan"" Kondo said, crossing his hands and nodding.
"Okay, pass this one and go to the next one."
"Let Yin Sang marry me..." Xiao Yuan shouted impatiently.
Jiang Cheng, who once again ignored Xiao Yuan's speech, glanced at everyone in confusion: "Isn't there any more? Isn't there any more reliable advice?"
"That..." Yue Yong spat out his eyes softly and said, "Maybe we should first find out what happened, what happened to that child to make him look like that. If we understand that, we can Help him in a targeted manner."
"Yue...Yueyue..." Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong in disbelief, "You...you can actually think of such a useful proposal..."
At the same time, the others looked at Yue Yong in surprise.
"Yueyue! You are so awesome Aru!" Kagura threw herself into Yueyong's arms, rubbed her hard and praised, "Sure enough, Yueyue is the smartest!"
"As expected of Your Excellency Yueyong, this kind of intelligence is really admirable." Jiubeyi said with some surprise, "But I still keep my own suggestions."
"Hey, you guys are really irritating," Yue Yong couldn't help but complain, "This is the normal way of thinking, right?! By the way, haven't you guys thought about this problem before?!"
"Okay, now we have roughly determined the first priority of "The First Battle to Save New Eight-Jiu", which is to first understand why New Eight-Ji turned into what he is now. Jiang Cheng nodded and continued with a serious face: "Anyone who has seen Xin Baji in the recent period, please tell us the time when you saw Xin Baji and the strange behavior shown by Xin Baji." "
"Probably last week," Kondo replied thoughtfully, clasping his hands and closing his eyes. "I saw Shin-Hachi-kun last week when I was on patrol, but by that time he had already become like this. Even with me, This brother-in-law does the same thing when he says hello."
"Orangutan, look at this." A Miao patted Kondo on the shoulder, raised her fist and said with a smile, "A fist as big as a sandbag~"
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Ignoring Kondo, who was beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, lying on the ground with his butt sticking out and dying, Jiang Cheng continued: "Next one."
"About two weeks ago, I saw Shin-Yachi-kun on the street." Kubei crossed his chest with one hand, holding his chin with the other hand and replied thoughtfully: "It seems that he was buying groceries, but I I didn’t talk to him because it was urgent, but at that time, a pink background full of petals appeared around him.”
"Next."
"About three weeks ago," Xiao Yuan recalled carefully and replied, "When I was hiding in the cupboard of Yin Sang's house, I was suddenly discovered by that guy with glasses. But surprisingly, he didn't get angry, but was very polite. He invited me to the living room and served me tea."
"Next."
"Wait a minute!" Gintoki suddenly stopped him, "It seems that the trembling sow just now accidentally exposed something, right?!"
"Gintoki, those things are not important. The most important thing now is the matter of Shinpachi. Let's forget about being a stalker for now." Jiang Cheng comforted.
"How could it not be important? Because of this natto girl's fault, now the house of all things smells like natto all day long!" Gintoki retorted a little frantically.
"About a month ago, I met Mr. Xin Baji," Yue Yong said, "but it was normal at that time."
"Does this mean that this state has lasted for at least three weeks?" Jiang Cheng frowned slightly, holding his chin as if thinking, and then looked at A Miao, "Miss A Miao, what exactly happened to Xin Bajia a month ago?" What? Do you have any impression?"
"No, no." A Miao shook her head, "Because I had to work at night, I didn't notice it. When I noticed it, Shin-chan suddenly became like that."
"Then, you two?" Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki and Kagura again, "You two are basically with Shinpachi every day, you must have discovered something, right?"
"No Aru," Kagura shook her head, "Suddenly one day when Shinpachi came to the Master House in the morning, he was like this. When he asked me and Gin-chan to get up, he was not angry at all."
"Yes, Kagura and I were both frightened that day." Gintoki nodded and agreed.
(End of chapter)