Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 452: When something goes wrong, there must be a monster!

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"In other words, did it suddenly become like this overnight? Hmm..." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and closed his eyes, his frown showing that he was thinking.

After nearly half a minute of silence, Jiang Chengcai opened his eyes and then tapped his palm with his hand.

"Have you thought of anything, Aru?!" Kagura asked quickly.

"Well, I found the biggest problem!" Jiang Cheng said with a serious look, "I finally remembered the most profound problem now!"

"What is it?" Kagura asked next.

At the same time, the others also looked at Jiang Cheng and swallowed at the same time.

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng's expression became more and more serious, but then he showed a silly smile and rubbed his stomach, "It seems that we haven't had dinner yet, hahaha..."

"Sainei! You loser OTAKU!" While shouting, Gintoki stood up instantly and kicked Jiang Cheng to the ground and trampled on him relentlessly.

"Idiot uncle, I thought you really thought of something, Aru!" Kagura also joined the stampede, "Are you worthy of the expectations of such a cute niece like you, Aru? Wash inside, wash inside, wash inside! !”

While a few people were making a fuss, Xin Bajia, who had pink petals all over his body, walked in from the door carrying a tray with several cups of tea.

"Alas, even Kondo-san, Miss Kozaru and Miss Yueyong are here." Shinpachi said with a slightly surprised smile, "If this happens, there won't be enough tea. But don't worry, I'll be there soon. Let’s take a dip again.”

"Wait! Shinpachi!" Gintoki quickly stopped what he was doing and shouted to Shinpachi, "No need! That kind of thing doesn't matter at all!"

"Yin Sang is right, Xinjiang, you have been tired for a day, go and rest quickly!" A Miao said immediately.

"Yes, Shinpachi, go and rest quickly. If you have a good sleep, all those unhappy things will be gone! Cheer up!" Gintoki came to Shinpachi and continued in a panic, "Please, go and take a rest quickly. I'll give you a day off tomorrow! It's a paid leave! The president agreed!"

"Is it really possible? Yin Sang?" Shinpachi tilted his head and asked with some doubts.

"Of course! It's natural for a president to care about his employees!" Gintoki hurriedly patted his chest and continued with sweat on his face, "In short, it's a paid leave until you return to normal! Please! Hurry! Go and rest!”

"Return to normal?" Xin Baji asked doubtfully, "What happened to me? I have always been normal. And Yin Sang and everyone else, your expressions are so strange. Did something happen that made everyone distressed? "

"No, no, no! Anyway, Xinbaji, go and have a rest!" Jiang Cheng quickly stood up and replied, "Nothing happened! I definitely didn't think you were weird! Everyone was just discussing what to eat for a while!"

"Really?"

"It's absolutely true!" Gintoki nodded quickly, then turned to look at Jiang Cheng, "Well, let's go eat ramen later? I quite like the ramen from that restaurant."

"Oh oh oh, I like that one too." Jiang Cheng replied quickly, taking out his mobile phone at the same time, "But it's very troublesome to go out to eat so late, so let's order takeout. "

"It turns out we were really just discussing what to eat," Xinbaji smiled, "Then I'm relieved. I thought everyone was worried about something, so I'll go and rest first."

After saying that, Xin Baji bowed to everyone politely, then turned around and walked out the door.

Jiang Cheng, who was dressed as a professional teacher, stood in front of a small blackboard pulled out from somewhere. He pointed at the four options on it with a pointer, pushed up the glasses on his face and said to everyone: "Anyway, this is These are the four possibilities I analyzed. 1. Illness! 2. Serious illness! 3. Terminal illness! 4. Sexuality... Wait, I clearly wrote an unknown virus, who changed it to a sexually transmitted disease?"

Kondo, who was sitting in front of the table, folded his hands and chuckled, then said: "It's just a simple analysis. Miss A Miao? Why are you looking at me with a smile on your face? Are you impressed by my sudden display of intelligence? Yes. Are you attracted to me? Then it's not too late to fall into my arms, hahahaha..."

Before Kondo could finish laughing, A Miao, who was smiling, pushed his head into the floor.

"Well, in fact, there is no difference between the possibilities you wrote in my opinion." Gintoki said, picking his nose and staring at the dead fish eyes with no motivation.

"Is that so?" Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, then raised his index finger, "Actually, I also analyzed the possibility that it is very close to the truth. Do you want to hear it?"

"Tch, just because of your brain?" Gintoki waved his hand and said with disdain.

"Ah, for example, a certain scumbag natural-curled bastard president squeezed his employees at will, bullied them at will, and deducted their wages for no reason. Under such extreme mental pressure, a certain glasses employee went insane and turned into..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, his mouth was covered by Gintoki who stood up instantly.

"Hey! Stop talking!" Gintoki reminded in a low voice, "Do you want me to be killed by Miao?! And when you usually bully Shinpachi, you have that idiot niece of yours too!"

"In my opinion, you deserve to die, you are a scumbag and a bastard president." Jiang Cheng complained silently.

"Hey? What's wrong?" A Miao looked at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki with a puzzled look.

"No, no, no, I just think these possibilities are very high!" Gintoki quickly replied, "It does look like he is sick! Shinpachi!"

"Actually, I haven't thought about this possibility," A Miao frowned slightly and said helplessly: "I also told Xinjiang that I hope he can go to the hospital for a physical examination, but Xinjiang said it doesn't matter. I don’t want to go to the hospital no matter what.”

"Then the only way is to force him to the hospital!" Jiang Cheng said with a solemn expression, "For the sake of Xinbaji's life, this is the only way to do it! Miss A Miao! Although it may be a little rude, but besides There is no other way than this!”

"Yes, big sister, it would be better if we send Shinpachi to the hospital as soon as possible, Aru." Kagura agreed, "While Shinpachi is going to rest now, let's seize the time to tie him to the hospital and make him a Let’s do a full body check!”

"A Miao, there is no time to hesitate." Jiubingwei shook his head and said solemnly: "Every second counts now."

"But... it's a little bit tied up..." A Miao hesitated.

"There's no time to think about that! A Miao!" Gintoki said sharply, "Aren't you the one who cares about Shinpachi the most?!"

"There's no other way! After all, it's for Shin-chan, for my only relative!" A Miao gritted her teeth, and then said, "Even if you resent me afterwards, I will accept it! Everyone, please help me!"

"Oh!"×n

Outside Xin Baji's room, Jiang Cheng, holding a bundle of ropes, leaned against the sliding door and listened to what was going on inside.

Half a minute later, Jiang Cheng turned his head and gestured OK to the people behind him, and reminded in a low voice: "OK! He is completely asleep. According to the plan just agreed upon, he will be taken to the hospital while he is asleep. Tie him up and take him to the hospital!"

The others nodded in understanding.

Afterwards, Jiang Cheng carefully opened the door of Xin Baqi's room little by little, and was the first to walk in quietly.

The rest of the people also sneaked into Xin Baji's room one after another without daring to show off their dignity.

Everyone gathered around Xin Baji's mattress and lowered their heads to look at Xin Baji, who was sleeping very soundly.

"I...do it." Jiang Cheng glanced at everyone and took out the rope behind him.

Everyone looked at each other and then nodded at the same time.

But just when Jiang Cheng leaned down and was about to tie up Xin Baji, he suddenly discovered something and stopped moving in his hands.

"Hurry up, what are you doing?" Gintoki said quietly.

"Wait a minute, this..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng stretched out his finger and pointed at Xin Baji's right hand on his chest, "There seems to be something in his hand."

"Huh? Maybe it's the toilet paper that I forgot to throw away." Gintoki replied casually.

"No, it's nothing like that."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and carefully pulled out the photo-like paper that Xin Baqi was holding tightly in his hand. At the same time, he stood up, turned the photo to the front and took a look at it with the faint moonlight from the window.

But after seeing the content in the photo, Jiang Cheng froze in place with his mouth wide open.

"What's wrong, Aru? What is it? Are there any descendants of Shinpachi who couldn't be dealt with, Aru?" Kagura asked in confusion, and then came to Jiang Cheng's side and glanced at the photo in Jiang Cheng's hand. .

But after taking a quick glance, Kagura also stood there with her mouth wide open.

Gintoki and others, who noticed something was wrong between the two of them, also came forward one after another, glanced at the photo in Jiang Cheng's hand, and after seeing the photo, they opened their mouths like Jiang Cheng and Kagura, and were stunned. In situ.

The photo... no, it should be said that it is a collection of photos that have not yet been cut into pieces. The photo is posted on the photo showing Shinpashi holding hands with scissors. There is a very cute girl next to him. The two of them are smiling happily at the camera. .

It was a girl who looked to be about the same age as Shinbaji wearing a light pink yukata. She had long bangs and tawny shoulder-length hair, with two thick braids tied at the ends. There are also some light freckles around the girl's nose, but because of these freckles, the girl looks more friendly...

The next day, after breakfast.

"I am leaving."

After saying this, Xin Baji walked out of his house.

However, not long after Shinpachi left, several heads suddenly appeared on the side of the door, namely Jiangcheng, Yueyong, Gintoki, Kagura, Amiao, Kondo, Jiubei and Kozaru.

"That's right, it must be a date, and today is definitely a date with Aru!" Kagura analyzed in a low voice as she looked at Shinpachi's back walking further and further away.

"By the way, what are we doing?" Jiang Cheng asked speechlessly.

"This is my mission as a sister!" A Miao clenched her fists and replied seriously, "Xinjiang is in love now! As a sister, I must help him!"

"Um, who was so excited that he almost demolished his own home last night?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly with narrowed eyes, "Someone tell her."

"It's also my responsibility as a brother-in-law!" Kondo, wearing a suit that was still shining brightly, held a rose in his mouth and made a cool pose.

"It's not like you're on a date, why are you wearing that kind of clothes?" Jiang Cheng complained with disdain.

Thanks to Silver-haired Yaksha for two monthly passes, to Feng Ziren for one monthly pass, to book friend 2019xxxx6815 for one monthly pass, to Emperor Ling Shitian for one monthly pass, to Lin Zhao for five monthly passes, to Doudou for being a good baby. Two monthly passes for me, one monthly pass for the popular hawker all over the world, one monthly pass for Xiaomi Feng, and one monthly pass for the Erbi passing by.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

(End of chapter)