"So today's children really can't withstand any blow," Jiang Cheng spread his hands, shook his head, closed his eyes and sighed, "When we were Sougo's age, we never worried about these things. Well, the only thing I worry about is how to fill my stomach for the next meal."
"Boss, you really don't have the trouble of losing your hair at the age of eighteen...hehe...hehe..."
"No, my eyes have become dull." Jiang Cheng squatted down, stretched out his hand and pinched Sougo's face, "I have begun to completely escape reality, Sougo-kun, Sougo-kun? Wake up quickly. , don’t be defeated by that kind of thing, Sougo-kun!”
Just as he said that, there was a sudden "dong" sound on the floor behind Jiang Cheng, and the sound of something falling to the ground was heard.
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng turned his head and glanced at the floor behind him. He saw a familiar orange-red thing that seemed to be on the back of his head, lying quietly on the floor.
After touching the back of his head, he felt that the most important thing was gone. After being silent for a while, Jiang Cheng directly held his head and raised his head to the sky and yelled:
“My charm point!!!!”
…
When Yue Yong opened the door of Jiang Cheng's room, what she saw was the following scene - Jiang Cheng and Sougo were squatting on the ground facing the wall with their legs folded, their heads expressionlessly lowered, and they were both in a state of depression. in the shadow. There were only a few pitifully countable hairs left on both of their heads.
And it seemed that they were infected by the two of them, as a strong dark atmosphere filled the entire room.
"Sougo-kun, have you seen the river in front of you?" Jiang Cheng said quietly, "The river bank opposite seems to be very happy, full of flowers. I really want to go there..."
"I saw it, boss. I also saw that my hair follicles were waving to me." Sougo whispered back with dull eyes, "Let's go over together, let's go on the boat..."
"You're right, it's better to be like this than where I was happier in the past," Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth and continued with dull eyes, "After all, I can't be a hero like this anymore, so I'd better go over there and play with everyone. Son...hehe, hehe..."
"Hey, you two cheer up." Yue Yong walked over holding the cigarette rod lightly, stood behind the two of them and reminded them loudly.
"Ah, it's Yueyue," Jiang Cheng slowly turned his head, glanced at Yue Yong with dull eyes, then turned back and muttered something in a low voice, "We're fine, we're just expressing our condolences. , just to express my condolences for what we have lost... Hehehe... Also, don't worry, I will go to the evening entertainment. After all, I have become a section chief. As long as the section chief does his job, that's the job of the section leader. What is it? Just go out to socialize, right? Or should you just accept the fate of being a bald man, hehehe..."
"Yes, after all, there are not many section chiefs of this age..." Sougo continued in a low voice, "For section chiefs of this age, others will praise them for being young and promising, hahahaha..."
"He is such a useless man. He can't withstand this kind of blow. Aren't both of us still S?" Yue Yong blew out a puff of smoke and said with disdain.
"The S of S is the S of Glass," Sougo whispered back, "S's heart is actually the same as glass..."
"That's right..."
Looking at the two people who were completely depressed, Yue Yong held her forehead and shook her head helplessly, then turned and walked to the table in the living room, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. At the same time, he took out a small medicine bottle from his cuff with the word "hair growth" written on the label.
After doing all this, Yue Yong turned around and walked towards the door while smoking a cigarette.
…
The voice of the male host of THE EDO came from the TV.
"Next is the report from the scene. Anchor Yuno at the scene? Anchor Yuno..."
"Hi, I'm Yuno on the scene," the voice of Yuno's anchor came, "The strange phenomenon of hair loss that suddenly spread in Kabukicho is disappearing..."
Hearing this, Jiangcheng and Sougo instantly turned around and stared at the anchor Yuno who was wearing a gas mask on the TV.
"...After investigation, it has been confirmed that the cause of the disease is the pathogenic bacteria carried by the Celestial Beings of the Astral Planet. The shogunate, which successfully identified the pathogenic bacteria, has now begun distributing special medicines to the citizens."
"Boss!" Sougo shouted.
"Yo Xi! Go to the hospital right now!" Jiang Cheng stood up instantly and shouted.
"But as you can see, there are already long lines in front of the hospital for the medicine. The special medicine prepared by the shogunate will be distributed soon. It is expected that it will take at least three months to distribute it to all patients."
"Three months..." Jiang Cheng stared at the TV with eyes wide open, looking at the TV in disbelief, "This situation is going to last for three months...Does the protagonist want to stay in this state for three months?"
Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly touched the bottle of medicine on the table, and at the same time, Sougo also noticed it. In an instant, their auras changed, and they rushed towards the bottle of medicine on the table.
"Just wait three more months, kid!" Jiang Cheng pressed Sougo's head and held him in place, "Let me, the protagonist, recover!"
With that said, Jiang Cheng grabbed the bottle of medicine directly.
"No, the boss just said that in a sense, baldness is also a necessary stage in human life!" Sougo stretched out his foot and tripped Jiang Cheng to the ground, and said, "Speaking of which, the boss is already old enough! A little bit If you work harder, it’s very common to become a principal at this age!”
After saying that, Sougo reached out to the bottle of medicine on the table across Jiang Cheng, and at the same time thought to himself: [We got it!]
"No!" Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground, stretched out his hand and grabbed Sougo's leg. Sougo lost his balance and fell to the ground. Jiang Cheng instantly got up and rushed towards the bottle of medicine.
"I'm the lazy type! Even when I lose all my teeth, I'm just a clerk at most! I know Sougo-kun's dream! I want to become the vice-president of the Shinsengumi at this age! With The section principal is almost there too!”
"No, that one can only be regarded as the deputy section chief at best!" Sougo stood up, hugged Jiang Cheng's medicine, and shouted through gritted teeth, "It has nothing to do with the section chief or anything like that!"
"Asshole, after all, you brought the virus from outside!" Jiang Cheng said with white eyes and gritted teeth, "Just wait for another three months for the pathogenic bacteria!"
"No, I was the one infected by the boss!" Sougo just refused to let go.
"You two, calm down," Yue Yong's voice came from the door, "Just take one piece of that special medicine."
"Huh? Really?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong who was leaning at the door in confusion.
"Yeah." Yue Yong nodded lightly.
"In that case, both of them can be saved." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Sougo behind him, "So, Sougo-kun, let go of me quickly, and I will share it with you."
After Sougo thought for a while, he shook his head and replied: "No, let me do it. I will give it to you, boss."
"No, let me do it! It will be divided into two parts fairly!"
"No, it's better if I do it! Even the bottle will be cut in half fairly!"
"No, let me do it! I'll even split the label in half!"
"Boss! You told me to come!"
"No, let me do it!"
…
Seeing the two people arguing again, Yue Yong lowered his head helplessly and shook his head, sighed before turning around and leaving again.
…
This melee did not come to an end until the evening...
Jiangcheng and Sougo, whose hair had grown back, lay panting on the floor of a messy room.
Suddenly, Sougo couldn't help laughing and said, "Ah, it's so interesting."
"No, you can't tell at all." Jiang Cheng replied with contempt.
"I'm talking about you, boss. It's really interesting."
"Indeed, when I went to Hualiu Street in the past, women always said that." Jiang Cheng sat up and nodded and replied honestly.
General Enlightenment:…
The remaining chapter is in the early morning...
(End of chapter)