early morning.
Didi, didi, didi...
"Ah, it's so annoying..."
After hearing the sound of the alarm clock, "Jiang Cheng" who was lying on the bed muttered something irritably, and without opening his eyes, he stretched out his right hand from the bed and hit the alarm clock on the bedside.
Snapped!
"It hurts!"
"Jiang Cheng" suddenly opened his eyes, clenched his right hand, and huddled up in the bed, with tears even looming in the corners of his eyes.
"That hateful woman!" "Jiang Cheng" gritted his teeth and cursed in a low voice, "What kind of weapon did you replace my alarm clock with? Bastard!"
"No way, just get up."
After saying this, "Jiang Cheng" rubbed his sleepy eyes, stood up, yawned, and scratched his butt. Staring in confusion, he walked towards the bedroom door.
[I feel something strange in my body.] "Jiang Cheng" opened the bedroom door and was still yawning and walking towards the bathroom step by step. He thought to himself, "Is it because he played games too late yesterday?" My body feels a little light, but my chest seems a little heavy... I should have slept a little longer... ]
After walking into the bathroom, turning on the faucet and washing his face, "Jiang Cheng" raised his head and opened his eyes, but when he looked, he saw Yue Yong standing opposite him.
"Is the water supply in your room cut off? Yueyue," "Jiang Cheng" asked, looking at Yue Yong who was also looking sleepy, "Why do you want to use the bathroom in my room?"
Looking at Yue Yong who only opened his mouth but made no sound in front of him, "Jiang Cheng" was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly reacted. He quickly lowered his head to look at his body, and at the same time reached out and touched his face.
Looking at Yue Yong in the mirror in front of him who was doing the same thing as himself, "Jiang Cheng" finally understood what was happening.
"No!!" "Jiang Cheng" raised his head and yelled frantically, then rushed out of the bathroom and ran straight towards the door.
On the other side, in the corridor, "Yue Yong", who was also wearing pajamas and had a slightly red face, was also running quickly in a certain direction.
"Jiang Cheng" opened the door, and what he saw was "Yue Yong" who was glaring at him with a face of shame and anger.
At the same time, it's familiar... I can't say it's familiar. It's clearly the sound of BGM secretly recorded from other works.
"Your name... is not! Give me my body back!!" "Jiang Cheng" and "Yue Yong" instantly grabbed each other's collars and said while gritting their teeth.
"Wait! Stop!" Jiang Cheng pointed to Nichiwa who was being pushed by Haruta outside the door, "Turn off the recorder!" There is no need for that kind of secretly recorded BGM! "
"Ara, don't you two like it?" Riwa turned off the tape recorder in his lap and looked at the two of them with a smile.
"Asshole! What on earth did you do?!" "Yueyong" gritted her teeth and cursed, "What did you do to my body?!"
"I still want to ask you! What did you do to my body?!" "Jiang Cheng" gritted his teeth and said bitterly, "Give my body back!"
"Brother Jiang Cheng, sister Yue Yong." Qingta shouted to the two of them, "Stop arguing."
"Can you tell us apart from each other now?" "Jiang Cheng" thought of something and pointed at himself and looked at Haruta, "Who am I?"
"Brother Jiang Cheng." Qing Tai replied.
"What about me?" "Yueyong" also pointed at herself and looked at Haruta.
"Sister Yueyong." Qingta replied again.
"Why do you know?!" "Jiang Cheng" yelled frantically, and then pointed at Rilun with a smile on his face, "And you! It's so weird! Play "Your Name" early in the morning 》BGM, could it be said that you knew about this development early on?!"
"I know." Nichiwa narrowed his eyes and smiled, then raised his index finger and continued: "After all, it is a special project. The production team suddenly sent an urgent contact in the early morning, saying that the sponsor suddenly requested to change the protagonist, but It seems difficult to find someone at this time. After all, this is a novel that is not very popular, so I don’t want to be the protagonist here.”
"Then, if we can't change the protagonist, how about changing the character of the protagonist, that is, the soul? Now it seems that it is really an unexpected success."
"What success?!" "Jiang Cheng" shouted frantically, "My most important golden TAMA is missing! And there are two useless fats on my chest! Although I do like Oppai , but I’m speaking as a man! If you go out and say something like that with this body, you will definitely be thought of as Lily! You can’t do soft things anymore! Although I haven’t done that kind of thing for a long time recently, but... No! This kind of expansion won’t work!”
"Well," "Yue Yong" suddenly reacted at this time, pointing at himself and looking at the sun wheel, "Does this mean that from now on, I am the protagonist of the novel?"
"That's right, you are the protagonist from now on." Nichirin tilted his head to one side and looked at "Yueyong" with a smile on his face, "Please do your best."
"There's no other way, so that's all I can do. From today on, my name is Yue Xiong." Yue Xiong nodded, then picked up the cigarette rod he found somewhere and put it in his mouth.
"Hey, wait a minute." "Jiang Cheng" narrowed his eyes and looked at "Yue Yong" with contempt, "Why did you accept it so easily? Could it be that you have a share of credit for this special project? Is it because "even though I'm by the protagonist's side, I still don't have many roles, so I'm very distressed"? "
"No...it's not..." Yuexiong turned his face away silently, but an unnatural blush appeared on his cheeks.
"Hey, your level of lying is too low," "Jiang Cheng" complained expressionlessly, "Also, return my body quickly, or I won't do anything weird to your body. matter…"
"You bastard, do you want to use my body to do such and such things to threaten me?!" Yue Xiong cursed with a red face.
"Too close! Too close!" "Jiang Cheng" pushed Yue Xiong's face away, "My face is so close, it's very awkward!"
"Let me tell you in advance, even if you do strange things with that body, it doesn't matter to me." Yue Xiong folded his hands and hummed, and replied lightly, "That was Yue Yong's body originally, but now I am Yue Xiong. Even if you do something shameful to that body, I won’t feel it. Moreover, I have said before that I have already given up my identity as a woman, but I didn’t expect that I would also give up my original body now. .So now, no matter what you do to that body, it doesn’t matter to me.”
"Hey -? Is that so?" "Jiang Cheng" narrowed his eyes, and then stretched out his hand to his chest, "After all, it is my body now, so you don't care what I do, right? Then take advantage of this Chance…"
As he said this, "Jiang Cheng" put his hand on his chest.
"Ah, the touch is average. It feels more muscular than soft." "Jiang Cheng" commented as he rubbed it thoughtfully, completely unaware that Yue Xiong's face was completely red.
"You... where are you touching, you bastard?!" While shouting, Yue Xiong directly uppercut "Jiang Cheng" and hit him on the ceiling.
"No...didn't you say that you don't care what I do?" "Jiang Cheng" hanging on the ceiling said feebly, "And this is your body, why can you do it to your own body?" Get rid of it? After all, my original physical strength is too great?"
"Indeed," Yuexiong clenched his fist to feel his strength and nodded, "With this kind of strength, Baihua's work will be easier in the future."
"That's my power!" After "Jiang Cheng" pulled his head out of the ceiling and dropped it to the ground, he pointed at himself and gritted his teeth, "That's my original body! It's what I've been using since I was born!" It’s the body I’ve been using for twenty-seven years! Isn’t that what you noticed is wrong?! Or are you really not going to change it back?!”
"I think this is good." Yuexiong replied.
"Asshole!" "Jiang Cheng" cursed in a low voice, and then turned to look at Nilun, "Nilun, are there any special guests who need to be received recently? Let me go! I will make good use of this body! "
"What are you going to do with my body, you bastard?!" Yue Xiong yelled with his eyes rolled.
"What to do? Just work," "Jiang Cheng" waved his hands and said nonchalantly, "By the way, weren't you called the Taifu of the God of Death before? Today you have changed your name, and now you are called the First Taifu of the Oppai Dou S Kingdom!"
"You bastard!"
"By the way, I'm going to take a shower and get ready first." After saying that, "Jiang Cheng" turned around and walked towards the door, "Rilun, I'll leave it to you to arrange the guests. I will serve the guests well. Three people will go with a hundred people." There’s no problem with anything!”
"Stop!" Yue Xiong rushed in, pressed "Jiang Cheng"'s shoulders, and shouted in shame and anger.
"Hey? Are you going to be the first guest?" "Jiang Cheng" turned his head and said nonchalantly, then waved his hand, "This is not possible, no matter what, I can't do it with my original body. That kind of thing. But if there are 300 million, I can consider it and I will train you well..."
"Washing!" Yuexiong directly raised his fist.
"Come on," "Jiang Cheng" pointed at his face, "hit here. Come on, it's not my body anyway. Hit it as you like. As long as it doesn't matter to you, it doesn't matter to me. If it hurts, just tolerate it and it will pass. ,bring it on!"
"Asshole!" Yue Xiong gritted his teeth and cursed bitterly, then turned around and said, "Then, I'll also go and relax a little bit at the various shops in Yoshiwara."
"Asshole! Stop!" "Jiang Cheng" instantly stretched out his hand to stop Yue Xiong, stared at his big red eyes and said word by word, "What are you going to do with my body?!"
“Do the soft stuff.”
"I'll really kill you!" As he said, "Jiang Cheng" raised his fist and hit his face hard, "You didn't expect it?! This method! Because it's not your own body in the first place, it's not your own body. You can do it!"
"Then I'll do it too!" As he said that, Yue Xiong punched himself hard in the face.
Outside the door, Hiwa and Haruta were both speechless as they looked at the two people who were punching them one after another.
"Are the two of them... abusing themselves?" Haruta complained expressionlessly with narrowed eyes.
…
In the bathroom.
The blindfolded "Jiang Cheng", who was bruised and swollen, was holding a towel to cover an important part of his body, and was enjoying Yue Xiong's back rub service.
"I said...why is it like this?" "Jiang Cheng" said expressionlessly, "Isn't it too strange? Why can't I even take a shower by myself?"
"Shut up! If you dare to take off the blindfold, I will have sex reassignment surgery!" Yue Xiong threatened.
"Don't you still see everything in the end?! Use my eyes! Are you okay? Are my eyes okay? Are you going to go blind? Remember to wash your eyes well afterward! Please!"
"Whose body do you think can make people blind?!" Yue Xiong cursed.
"Of course it's yours," "Jiang Cheng" replied without hesitation, "And can you speak less? It sounds strange to hear your own voice. No, that's not right! The voice actors have been swapped because of the body swap. That’s right.”
With that said, "Jiang Cheng" waved in front of him, "Goodbye, Hiroshi. Hello, Yuko! Please take care of me, Yuko! And goodbye, fans of Jiang Cheng. Fans of Yue Yong, please take care of me. I will try my best to provide benefits to everyone, and I will give everyone a piece of my thigh every day to kill them or something like that."
"Hey, shut up, or I'll make an appointment for sex reassignment surgery on this body right now." Yuexiong said coldly.
"Asshole!" "Jiang Cheng" instantly stood up and pulled off his blindfold, turned around and looked at Yue Xiong hatefully.
But before he could say anything, Jiang Cheng, who stepped on the soap, slipped and fell down involuntarily, hitting Yue Xiong's forehead hard.
Boom—
After this blow, both of them fell to the ground at the same time...
"It hurts, it hurts," Jiang Cheng stood up, rubbed his forehead, and complained, "You are a man now, right? Shouldn't you be a gentleman at this time?"
With that said, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, but at this glance, Jiang Cheng was suddenly stunned. Of course, Yue Yong who opened his eyes was also stunned.
"Recovered... recovered..." The two of them glanced at their bodies in the same way.
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted and ran directly towards the bathroom door, shouting at the same time: "I didn't see anything!!"
Yue Yong, who also reacted, paused for two seconds, then his face turned completely red, and his eyes turned into mosquito-repellent incense and kept spinning.
"You...you...you..." Yue Yong covered her chest and said incoherently. Then due to excessive shame and anger, she rolled her eyes and fell down.
Jiang Cheng, who was about to open the bathroom door when he heard the noise behind him, asked without looking back: "What's wrong? Are you okay? Hello?"
A full half minute passed, and Jiang Cheng didn't hear Yue Yong's voice. Then he suddenly felt sad, pulled off a piece of cloth from his clothes, covered his eyes, turned around, and walked step by step towards Yue Yong who fainted. go…
…
When Yue Yong woke up, it was already night.
"Let me be clear in advance, I really didn't see anything." Jiang Cheng's voice came from the side.
"You bastard! Take a bath!" Yue Yong, who thought of something, blushed and stood up immediately, and stepped on Jiang Cheng's head, who was sitting cross-legged next to him, into the floor.
"Bindfolded! I didn't see anything at all!" Jiang Cheng's voice came from the floor, "And to say the least, I don't want to see it at all! I'm not interested at all!"
"Go to hell!"
Yueyong used all the available weapons, including kunai, tables, chairs...
"At worst, I'll let you see it once! That's fair!"
"Give me the memories in your head!!"
"I forgot all about it a long time ago!"
"Did you really see it?! You are such a frivolous, disgusting man!"
"No!!"
-Dividing line-
"Huh..." Jiang Cheng sat up from the bed with cold sweat on his head and panting heavily. After seeing his surroundings, he patted his chest and said with lingering fear, "Great, luckily it was just a dream. ~”
"You..." Yue Yong, who had just opened the door and walked in, stood there blankly, looking at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, "Is your head okay? Are you sick?"
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng made a confused sound, but then he suddenly thought of something, stood up instantly with veins popping out and his eyes white, and shouted, "Why do you think my head is sick just by getting up? !”
"Isn't it?"
"It's so infuriating! You hateful woman! I will really be angry!"
Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng received several kunai on his forehead. With the sound of blood spurting out, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell down on his back...
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