"Because I survived by killing people," Sougo looked forward and replied calmly, "Even if I am hated by a few more brats now, it won't change anything, because I am indeed a murderer."
"He's such a good murderer," Kagura replied casually, "Can you bear so much resentment but can't stand the cry of a girl, Al?"
"What do you know, little brat? There are things in this world that you must protect even if you get your hands dirty. It is precisely because of these stained eyes that you know that some things cannot be stained." As he said, Sougo suddenly chuckled, "Of course that's what I said, but it doesn't mean that what I want to protect is the crying of girls. I thought you would understand this kind of thing, after all, there is a little uncle who is very similar to me. .”
Kagura looked at Sougo with a confused look.
"Murder? Murderer?" Sougo smiled, "Being called like this, I felt like a holy mother when I faced that man. Do you know how many people that man has killed? Thousands... No, it should be tens of thousands, right?"
"Hello!"
"Well, don't get excited," Sougo shrugged, "I just want to say that even that man, who is called the only beast in the world, has something he wants to protect, right? The innocence of the idiot niece Or something like that. In short, I’m almost the same as the boss.”
"Almost like my uncle?! You..." Kagura looked at Sougo with wide eyes and disbelief, "...You're not going to confess to me, are you?! Because it's at this juncture, you want to take advantage of it before you die. Have you confessed to me, Aru?! Hey, please spare me, if someone like you falls in love with me, I will have nightmares every day."
With two blue veins popping up silently on his face, Zongwu said, "Hey, what's going on with your head? Why can you understand it like this? Is it because you're an idiot? Because you're an idiot, you can understand whatever you want." Yet?"
"My uncle has been my uncle Aru since I met him," Kagura turned away and replied in a low voice, "Other than that, there is nothing else, Aru. Maybe there were many things about him in the past that I didn't know. It’s something I understand, but it doesn’t matter. And my uncle must also hope that way.”
"She is really a considerate niece~" Sougo sighed leisurely.
"By the way, if you don't have endless jealousy... no, I won't accept your confession with fried chicken and raw egg rice bowl, Aru," Kagura continued, "and at least be a little better than my uncle. , in this case, you can ask for more Aru when you need pocket money."
"Hey, you want to say you're jealous of kombu, right? Isn't it hard to temporarily change your words to fried chicken and raw egg rice bowl?" Sougo complained expressionlessly, then sighed and continued, "I don't know about you either. Are the conditions simple or difficult, better than that man? Sorry, there is no guy on earth you are looking for. Go back, please go back to your hometown, you smuggled girl."
"No, my uncle has already completed the legal procedures for me to apply for Aru before," Kagura retorted seriously, "Now he is considered an immigrant who has lived in Edo for a long time, and he can receive unemployment benefits every month after he reaches adulthood. It’s great, Aru. I’m really looking forward to the day when I can get both pocket money and unemployment benefits every month…”
Seeing the longing look on Kagura's face, Sougo was speechless for a while, "After you become an adult, you still ask your elders for pocket money every month. How thick-skinned are you? Speaking of unemployment benefits, It doesn’t matter to you, does it? Even though that Wanshiwuwu is no different from being unemployed, it’s still a job, right?”
"Humph," Kagura chuckled, "Don't you understand this? Sure enough, you are just a brat. Gin-chan and I have made a plan with Aru to let him fire me when I reach adulthood, and then Then you can receive unemployment benefits generously, Aru!"
"Is this a scam? But you are working too hard, aren't you?" Sougo looked at Kagura in disbelief, "Can you do this for such a small amount of unemployment benefits?"
"Receiving unemployment benefits is the first sign of maturity as an adult, Aru!" Kagura said with a serious face.
"No! It's just the beginning of unemployment!" Sougo complained softly with his eyes rolled, and then sighed and continued: "Well, forget it, I already knew that you have a disease in your head. Even now, I don’t want to complain about this kind of thing. After all, it may be the last moment.”
"Don't worry, I will live on strong even after you die, Aru," Kagura shook her head, sighed softly and said, "Maybe I can even eat two more bowls than usual."
"No, that's not what I'm talking about..." As he spoke, Sougo turned his face, showing a constipated expression, and continued with a cold sweat on his face: "I mean that my anus has reached the last moment, I am here Do you mind if you poop?”
Suddenly, Kagura became expressionless.
"Tooth white! Real tooth white! Really!" Sougo began to struggle desperately, "I can't bear it anymore! Really! I can't bear it anymore!"
"Hey! Is it true?! Wait a minute!" Kagura quickly replied, "Didn't you say at that time that some things cannot be polluted?! This is a place that cannot be polluted!"
"No!! It's almost impossible!!" Sougo gritted his teeth, his wide eyes were bloodshot, and he yelled with cold sweat on his face: "Come out soon! Lend me those two dumplings on your head! I'll use that Just lend me that one!"
"What do you want to do Aru?! How can you pretend to be using something like this?!" As he said that, Kagura looked in the direction of the two guards and shouted: "Help! I'm sorry! The two guards! These two guards! The guy wants to poop, can you let him go to the toilet for a little while?! Please!"
"You want to escape, right? Just bear with me." A ronin in charge of guarding turned his head to look at the two of them and replied.
Seeing Sougo who was almost dying, Kagura quickly defended: "Don't be joking! What do you think will happen if it is pulled out in a place like this?! Don't underestimate S's poop! I am I’ve seen Gin-chan’s poop that he forgot to flush out! It’s so big! It’s so long! It can be lined up like an S!”
At the same time, a group of rogues came over because of Kagura's noise.
"Miss...Miss sister! Please wait a moment, please...please take me with you..." Sougo's face suddenly showed an expression that seemed to be about to be played, and his eyes were looking in a certain direction, and from time to time He laughed, "Huh? What kind of river is that? Is it an automatic flushing toilet? Haha..."
"I'm already hallucinating!" Kagura rolled her eyes and shouted loudly, "This guy is planning to cross the automatic flushing toilet in the underworld! Hey! Cheer up! Come with me, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, Breathe in, breathe out!”
"Breathe, breathe, breathe out—" Sougo began to learn Kagura.
"Shut up! That's a spell to make poop come out faster!" Cang Da stopped loudly, then turned to look at the little brother behind him, "Hey! I don't want to see dirty things! Is there a bedpan or something?! "
"Bath potty? I'm going to find it now." A wanderer responded and quickly turned his head and ran out.
But at this moment, Sougo suddenly became quiet, his face expressionless and his eyes dull as he said, "Ah, it's okay."
Everyone:…
"Huh?" Cang Da blinked his eyes, cold sweat broke out on his face, and asked tentatively in a low voice: "You said it's okay, huh? Did... you... pull it out?"
Kagura on the side had her mouth half-opened, cold sweat breaking out on her face, her eyes twitching, looking at Sougo with black lines on her head.
"No, I didn't pull it out." Sougo stared blankly at his head at a 45-degree angle.
"No, wait...wait..." Cangda twitched the corners of his eyes and continued in a low voice, "Hey? Wait...hey? What's the matter with your expression that looks like you are looking away? You are completely looking away, your eyes are open. He’s still looking ahead blankly!”
"I told you not to pull it out. Really, please let me go."
"Even the sitting posture has changed!" Seeing Sougo bending his legs backwards into a girl's sitting posture, Soda covered his nose and yelled, "Only girls use it to avoid touching their buttocks. You know how to sit properly! Oops! It’s so dirty! Clean it up! Clean it up for me quickly!”
But at this moment, Kagura suddenly retched.
Soda looked at Kagura with a horrified expression.
"I always feel a little nauseous... I really want to vomit..." Kagura lowered her head and said with a painful expression.
"Hey! This time the kid is going to vomit after being pooped!" a wanderer reminded.
"Wait! Hurry up and do something for that brat. Hurry up and get the vomit bag!" Cangda ordered quickly.
A rogue responded and quickly turned around and ran out.
But at this moment, Kagura couldn't hold back after all. She retched again and spit it out, Σ_( ∠)vomit...
However, the amount of vomiting was really large. A large amount of mosaic instantly submerged and covered all the rogues, and formed a mosaic waterfall from the gap in the floor.
"How much did this kid eat? Why did he vomit like a waterfall!" A certain rogue who was knocked down exclaimed.
"Ah!" Cangda pinched his nose and screamed with his eyes closed, "What are you doing?! Come on! Do something quickly! If this is the case..."
As he said this, Cangda couldn't help but lowered his head and vomited, Σ_( ∠)vomited...
"Lord Cangda! The vomit bag is here!"
The rogue who was looking for a vomit bag just now finally came back, but before he could get there, he slipped on Kagura's vomit and fell to the ground instantly. At the same time, the sword at his waist was thrown away due to inertia. It went out and stuck right into the side of Sougo's head...
I slept in a daze until four o'clock, then I got up, washed my face, and started typing. The power was cut off twice for unknown reasons, each time for half an hour...
There is also a chapter about rewards, which will be posted in the morning. I'll code it after I go to work to punch in my card and come back. I have to clear my debt today.
The typos are highlighted and I will correct them later because I don’t have time to check them.
(End of chapter)