General Enlightenment:…
"Well, forget it," Jiang Cheng shrugged, glanced at Sougo and continued: "All I can remind you is to wipe your own butt, and then... remember to wash your hands when you are done. Okay, continue I'll leave the rest to you. Whether you want them to shut up their upper mouths or block their lower mouths, it's up to you. I won't help... "
After saying that, Jiang Cheng ignored the group of rogues who were lying on the ground with all their pants taken off, and turned around and walked in the direction of Kagura.
"Leave it to me, little girl." Yue Yong, who came to Kagura's side at some point, put the cigarette rod in her hand back on her waist, and then reached out to take Wu Jiang from Kagura's back.
"Boss..." Sougo spread his hands and said helplessly, "You guys are so scared that their legs are paralyzed and they can't stand up, and they have incontinence of urine. What do you want me to do? They look disgusting. , I feel like they won’t be able to clean themselves without soaking in a hot spring for a year after cutting.”
"Don't worry, this guy's butt is obviously much cleaner than yours." Jiang Cheng smiled disapprovingly, "In a sense."
"It's true Aru, the guy with incontinence." Kagura nodded in agreement.
"I told you I'm not incontinent..." Sougo replied expressionlessly with narrowed eyes, "That's a strategy, just a combat strategy."
With that said, Sougo clenched the knife in his hand, turned around and walked slowly towards the group of rogues, "But... even so... I need to shut you up permanently. After all, I also did what happened that time." He gave a lot of perjury. If Hijikata finds out, it is impossible not to be expelled..."
"When did you become so fond of your job?" Jiang Cheng asked with interest.
"Surrender! We surrender!" Cang Da, who tried several times to get up but could not, quickly turned to Sougo, who was walking towards him step by step with cold eyes, "We will go back with you." The team is chosen! Please!”
"Samurai, you have already prepared your consciousness when you go to the battlefield," Sougo continued unhurriedly as he walked, "the consciousness of taking other people's lives...and the consciousness of having their lives taken away."
"No...no...don't!!"
Looking at Souda who was incontinent in front of him, Sougo waved the knife in his hand with cold eyes, but... he didn't drop it in the end.
"Well, boss," Sougo turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng behind him, "Is there any other good way? It's really disgusting."
"Of course," Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, then pointed to Sougo's side, "You can ask the guy with V-shaped bangs next to you or the orangutan on the other side."
"Huh?" Sougo suddenly became expressionless.
"You bastard..." Fourteen, dressed in casual clothes, cursed bitterly through gritted teeth and bruised veins, "How dare you commit perjury? Now commit hara-kiri!"
"Calm down, Fourteen." Kondo, with only important parts of his body covered by leaves, consoled him while eating a banana, then looked at Sougo and continued, "This time can't be solved by writing a letter of repentance, sir. Enlightenment.”
Looking at the Shinsengumi team members wearing casual clothes, Sougo turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng with some helplessness: "Boss!"
Jiang Cheng shrugged, narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "I never said I would wipe your butt, but they... everyone has prepared high-grade toilet paper and hemorrhoid medicine for you. Then... bye~"
After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and glanced lightly at Yue Yong, who was holding Wujiang, and Kagura, who was standing beside him.
"gone… "
…
Looking at Yue Yong who was walking leisurely with Kirie in his arms, and then at Jiang Cheng who was leisurely wearing his kimono pocket, Kagura suddenly stopped and collapsed on the ground.
"What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng turned around and asked.
"I'm... so hungry," Kagura rubbed her stomach and said aggrievedly, "I didn't eat Aru for lunch or dinner, I have no strength at all, and I ran with Kirie on my back for so long..."
"Then you can rest for a while and then follow up. Goodbye." Jiang Cheng nodded and replied before turning around again and walking forward.
"Hey! Stupid uncle! Bastard!" Kagura shouted with rolled eyes, "Why did you just leave Alu talking to yourself like that?! Did you do it on purpose?! It was definitely on purpose, right?!"
After listening, Jiang Cheng's steps gradually slowed down, and he smiled helplessly, then raised his hand and hooked his index finger without looking back.
"Hurry up and catch up, otherwise I will really leave you behind."
Seeing this, Kagura's face lit up with joy, and then she stood up immediately, cheered and ran towards Jiang Cheng, landing firmly on Jiang Cheng's back with a small jump.
"It's true, you are still acting like a spoiled child at such an old age," Jiang Cheng slowly moved and sighed leisurely, "If possible, I am the one who wants to act like a spoiled child."
"Smell," Kagura put her head on Jiang Cheng's shoulder and grinned shamelessly, "The smell on my uncle's body is very similar to that of Mommy."
"Is your mother... as bad as uncle?" Yue Yong looked at Kagura and complained seriously.
"Hey! What do you mean? Are you saying I smell like an uncle?" Jiang Cheng shouted loudly at Yue Yong with his eyes wide open, "Smelly woman! Who smells like an uncle!"
"If it's not uncle's smell..." Yue Yong lowered her head and thought carefully, "Is that the house smell?"
"I'll really kill you!!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"No," Kagura shook her head, then closed her eyes and murmured softly, "It's the smell of family."
Jiang Cheng glanced at Kagura in surprise, opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but finally gave up, smiled softly and gradually quickened his pace.
…
"Uncle, why doesn't that person want others to know what Wu Jiang's father did?" Kagura suddenly asked.
"Who knows." Jiang Cheng responded casually, "You know, samurai guys are very stubborn guys."
"Although I don't know what kind of bad things her father did, Aru, or how he died, but..." As he said that, Kagura glanced at Wu Jiang, who was sleeping soundly in Yue Yong's arms, "Just treat Wu Jiang like this. Jiang concealed the truth and took the blame alone. Is this really the most appropriate thing for Wu Jiang?"
"My uncle is not a samurai," Jiang Cheng replied casually. "What those stubborn samurai masters are thinking is not something OTAKU like me can know. But... well, isn't the result pretty good? It just happened. The kid's original wish was fulfilled, and the situation developed as the kid hoped. For him, this is the most important. So there is no need to ask about the reason. There are many things in the world, you know It will only add unnecessary worries."
"Is there a little uncle too, Aru? You know things you don't want to know, but you know them."
"No," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "I hate troublesome things and worries the most."
"That's it..."
"Also, men still need to maintain a sense of mystery to be more popular." Jiang Cheng continued, "Like a man who is lazy and disheveled all day long, has no energy at all, and has a head that has been burned by fire and stares at dead fish eyes all day long. The natural curly silver hair is the worst, so you should remember this kind of thing."
"But my uncle is also lazy and disheveled all day long and has no energy at all like Aru." Kagura said ruthlessly.
"Kagura-chan, you didn't understand what I meant," Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then continued with a serious face: "The most important thing is the last few words. The head and the fire-burned head were staring at death all day long. The fish-eye silver hair is naturally curly...and...bad."
"I feel like what you're talking about is exactly Gin-chan..." Kagura complained silently.
"It turns out that even Kagura-chan thinks Gintoki is bad." Jiang Cheng said with some emotion, "Ah ha ha ha..."
"Hello!"
"You should also pay attention to bald men," Jiang Cheng added. "You should also stay away from people shaking their heads and wearing human glasses. If you meet these types of men, you will never be happy in your life."
"Including myself without mercy." Kagura complained with a smile.
"After all, my uncle is not a good man," Jiang Cheng smiled, then glanced at Wu Jiang who had his head buried in Yue Yong's arms, "And... that little girl over there, if you want to cry, Just cry, if you don't dare to cry loudly even when you want to cry, that kid will definitely feel that everything he does is meaningless."
"Kirie..." Kagura looked at Kirie in disbelief.
"Thank you? Apologize? No, that's not what that kid wants to see," Jiang Cheng continued calmly, "What he wants is to appear upright in front of him next time and wave towards him again. Just use your own weapon. Whether it’s a kunai or a short sword, it’s fine if it’s your own.”
Wujiang didn't reply, but his shoulders were shaking more and more violently...
At this moment, Gintoki's lazy voice came from the side.
"Hey, Kagura, we are here to save you." Gintoki, who was standing not far from everyone, raised his hand and waved to Kagura.
"Yes, Kagura-chan, is it okay?" Shinpachi, standing next to Gintoki, asked with concern on his face.
But after seeing their swollen bellies clearly, Kagura couldn't be moved at all.
"You two bastards, did you go out to eat delicious food behind my back, Aru?!" Kagura jumped off Jiang Cheng's back and rushed towards the two of them with white eyes.
"How is that possible? Yin Sang and I have been looking for you all day." Xin Bajiu quickly waved his hands and replied with evasive eyes.
"Yes, you can't just frame others casually," Gintoki took the words and pretended to complain: "Shinpachi and I have a very hard day today."
"Stop lying!" After Kagura sniffed her little nose, she roared with white eyes and kicked the two of them to the ground, "Your clothes are stained with the smell of the Xu Xuyuan store, Aru! It's full of them. It smells like grilled beef tenderloin and grilled beef tongue! You bastards! You actually left me and two to go to that kind of high-end restaurant! Wash it all!"
"No! This is just the smell that stuck when I went to Xusu Garden to find you!" Gintoki argued loudly.
"Yes! Kagura-chan! I just stuck it on while looking for you from store to store!" Shinpachi agreed.
"Only a ghost can believe it!!"
…
On the other side, Fourteen commanded a group of Shinseng team members to escort the rogues who gave up resistance one by one into the police car. After coming to Sougo, he lit a cigarette and took two puffs of nicotine before speaking calmly. Asked: "How is it? Have you found anything after testing for so long? That man."
"Go by yourself next time, Hijikata," Sougo spread his hands and said helplessly, "I feel like if the boss wanted to kill me, I would have died eight hundred times. That person...ah, I really don't want to admit that This guy is a human being, and his strength is obviously beyond the common sense of living things. That kind of monster is not something that we or this country can deal with,"
"Of course it's most appropriate for you to go. Aren't you friends?" Fourteen raised the corners of his mouth and said with a smile on his face.
"It's just that the compatibility is relatively harmonious," Sougo replied, "As a human being, I don't dare to test the other side of the boss easily. But then again, why is Hijikata so obsessed with the boss? Could it be that he is lonely? Are you there? Do you want to join us to play together? If so, you can tell me, and if you say it nicely, I can bring your shy self to the next party."
"No!" Shi Shi retorted with blank eyes, "It's that uncle! That uncle asked me to do it all!"
"Uncle Matsudaira? What does he want to do?"
"I don't know." Fourteen replied casually, "Probably he wants to seek cooperation or something. If you pull that kind of guy who has an incredible power to intimidate the upper echelons of the shogunate into your own camp, the general's situation may be different. Better or something..."
"If that's the case, you can persuade him to give up." Sougo spread his hands and replied, "The boss can't do such troublesome things."
"cut…"
…
Two weeks later, Sougo, who was dressed in casual clothes and was punished by the Fourteenth with three thousand letters of repentance, lay on the table in the room and fell asleep.
Beside Sougo was Kamiyama in casual clothes who was writing furiously at his desk.
"Speaking of which, captain, have you seen the little girl from the Hexagonal House again since then?" Kamiyama suddenly thought of it, stopped writing and looked at Sougo aside.
"No, I haven't seen it before." Sougo responded after taking off his blindfold and yawning.
"Hey?! Does that mean she still misunderstood the captain as her father-killing enemy?! Maybe she will target your life again!"
"I heard that she was picked up by relatives in the countryside and there should be no chance of meeting her again. She is really a brat who can cause trouble to others." Sougo replied helplessly.
"It would be great if she could live a happy life, so happy that she would forget about the captain. But speaking of which, captain, your personality is so unforgettable!"
"I don't want to be said like that by you..."
As soon as Sougo finished speaking, a kunai shot straight towards Sougo from outside the door, but the speed... was a little slow, and he looked like a novice at first glance.
Sougo calmly stretched out his two fingers to hold the kunai, and took off the small note tied to it.
"Enemy attack?! In the Shinsengumi camp?!" Shenshan stood up in an instant and rushed out the door.
"Ah, yes, enemy attack." After glancing at the content on the paper, Sougo folded the note and stuffed it into his arms casually, then smiled and continued, "It's really troublesome, being attacked by an enemy again." Matoi’s enemies are targeting him.”
"Where?! Where?!"
At this time, Zongwu, who felt the vibration of his cell phone in his arms, took it out, turned on the screen and took a look. It was Jiang Cheng's text message.
"Half of the reward has already been credited to your account. I'll introduce you to a better girl next time. And, one final reminder, remember to clean up after doing things that make you happy with that anus mountain."
"Kamiyama, what on earth did you say to the boss?" Sougo asked expressionlessly after taking back his phone.
"What? Of course, it's to show him the symbol of our steadfast comrades-in-arms!" Shenshan stood at attention, saluted and replied loudly: "The mark on the buttocks left by the captain's sharp weapon! Can prove it! The captain and I are the symbol of our relationship that we can safely give each other our backs and anus!"
"Wash inside!!"
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