Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 468: The allure of money to human beings is not just talk

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"The so-called super power is the ability to do things that ordinary people cannot do."

"My name is Qi...Jiang Cheng, and I am a superpower. Although I have never said it, it is the fact. It can be treated as a new setting. It doesn't matter!"

"You can bend a spoon without touching it with your hands. You can win the lottery if you want. It's a dreamlike life..."

"Anyway, because I can do things that ordinary people can't do, it's normal for me to suddenly turn into a cat."

"Meow! (Normally a ghost!)"

In the small woods in front of an ordinary shrine, an orange-red cat stood on two feet, covered its little head with two paws, and yelled in cat language frantically, "Meow, meow, meow, meow! (At times like this, It’s too late to add new settings! What’s going on?! Why a cat?! Why did it become a cat?!)”

"Well, I have finished explaining the new setting to the readers for you. It's time for me to go back." Beside him, a young man wearing a green high school uniform, pink hair, and green lens glasses looked towards the person who had changed for some unknown reason. Jiang Cheng, a very cute cat with rare soft orange-red hair, raised his hand and said... No, he said it through telepathy.

"Meow! (Wait! Brother!)" Jiang Cheng quickly raised his right paw, "Meow, meow! (You must have a way! Help me! Aren't we all like sextuplets brothers?!) "

"It's too troublesome. I'm very busy. Now that the anime and manga are over, I, who is very popular and active in various light novels, cannot compare to an unpopular novel protagonist like you. Goodbye!"

After saying that, the pink-haired boy disappeared instantly.

"Meow!! (Hey!! Is that last sentence a taunt?! It's a sarcasm! Are you looking down on me?! You bastard!)" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and roared, "Meow!! ( Hello!!)"

[It's over, it's really over...] Jiangcheng, who turned into a cat, was walking on the streets of Kabukicho, and at the same time he thought anxiously: [I just came out to buy a game, why did he turn into a cat? Is it retribution? Cat's revenge? Is the Cat Immortal taking revenge on me for not paying attention to a wild cat begging for food when I encountered it on the road?]

[I know I was wrong! Really wrong! ] Jiang Cheng stopped, stood on his feet and scratched the wall of the house next to him, [Master Cat Immortal! I really know I was wrong! In the future, if you encounter a wild cat begging for food on the street, you will definitely not ignore it! please! Change me back! It’s impossible to grasp the game controller with such claws! !]

But at this moment, the hair on Jiang Cheng's body stood up subconsciously. Feeling a chill on his back, Jiang Cheng unconsciously opened his eyes and slowly turned around mechanically with cold sweat on his face.

I saw several men holding nets and wearing uniform yellow coats, with white cloth belts with "Kabukicho Inner Association" written on them slung across their bodies, staring at me with kind faces.

"...Hand over the fucking gold!!" Several people who didn't wash their cats said in unison.

Although the synchronization rate with this body has not reached 100%, Jiang Cheng still tried his best... to escape, turning around and running away without any hesitation.

[What's going on? ! ] While running, Jiang Cheng thought to himself, [Why does the protagonist encounter such a supernatural event? ! Stop joking! What should I do with this kind of body? The synchronization rate has just reached one percent! You can give me at least 2%! It’s really difficult to walk on four legs! It would be nice to give me a few more days to get used to it! !]

While thinking about it, Jiang Cheng had already escaped into an alley, but only then did Jiang Cheng realize that the alley in front of him had been blocked by two cat catchers!

[A two-sided attack?]Jiang Cheng stopped and glanced at the catcatchers chasing him in behind with evil smiles on their faces, and his heart broke.

"Hand over the fucking Jin!" Several cat catchers surrounded Jiang Cheng and waved their nets involuntarily.

"Meow! (I have no choice but to do it this way, even though I'm still not very skilled with my four feet...)" As he said that, Jiang Cheng stood up on two feet, and at the same time, the sharp nails in his two front paws leaked out. , "Meow! (But I'm so skilled with my feet that it's engraved into my bones! Bastards!)"

While shouting, Jiang Cheng stood up and jumped towards the lower bodies of the two catcatchers in front of him: "Meow?! (My golden mother? What a joke!) Meow!! (That's right!) It’s you scum that are being castrated!)”

What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that from the eaves above him, a cat named Fangyi, who had black and white hair and was huge but had no ears, had been watching him. He has been watching himself since he was walking down the street.

Moreover, at the moment when he was stuck in an alley and seemed helpless, Hoichi was ready to jump down and rescue him. However, Fang Yi stopped because he saw Jiang Cheng standing on his feet and preparing to fight back.

Thanks to this, Fang Yi enjoyed a human-cat battle that was rumored to be absolutely horrifying...

This unremarkable alleyway, far away from the crowd, constantly emitted the screams of the catcatcher, the meowing of cats, and the sound of houses being smashed into holes one after another.

The sound didn't last long, only about half a minute.

[Really, do you really think that it will be easier to deal with me if I turn into a cat? ] Jiang Cheng sat on the ground, looked at the catcatchers who had fainted, and licked his paws while thinking to himself, [A bunch of idiots.]

But all of a sudden, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted and stopped his movements quickly, his face covered in sweat with his paws in front of him, "Meow!! (What's going on?! Why couldn't I help but lick my paws?! It's because After such a period of time, has the synchronization rate with this body increased?! How can it be repaired!!)"

"Meow! (Yato! Get out of here! Is it you?! It's you! It's a collaboration with your crew, right?! It's definitely right?!)"

(Nora: It means wild cat in Japanese.)

But at this moment, Jiang Cheng's stomach suddenly growled.

[Ah, I'm hungry...] Jiang Cheng thought helplessly, [There is no other way, we can only find a way to fill our stomach first. If I go back to Yoshihara now, I will definitely not be recognized. Even if I am recognized, I will definitely be laughed at by that stinky woman. Forget it, let’s first see if these people have food or money with them...]

While thinking about it, Jiang Cheng stood up and slowly walked towards the catcatchers lying on the ground in a coma.

"Meow... (One, two, three...) Meow! (It's really lucky! The total is almost 100,000 yuan!)" Jiang Cheng searched everyone's wallets and took out all the money inside. On the ground, "Meow! (Now eating today shouldn't be a problem)"

"Hey, kid." A strong male cat voice sounded from behind Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Chengxunsheng stood up and looked over, only to see a rather large cat without ears standing behind him.

"What's wrong? Are you hungry too?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and then stretched out his paw to push the few coins in front of him towards Fang Yi, "Take it, I have sworn to the Cat Immortal today, and when I meet you, I will Wild cats that eat food will no longer ignore it. You are lucky enough to have a good day. Take these and buy some good cat food and go to the pet store to take care of yourself. Look at your hair, it’s almost knotted. ”

"This kind of thing is of no use to wild cats." Fang Yi reminded with a chuckle, "Are you new here?"

"It's no use?" Jiang Cheng sneered, then opened his mouth to pick up the money on the ground, and waved his little paws at the same time, "Come with me, it is your lucky day to meet me today, so let me You see, how tempting money is to human beings, as long as it is for money, human beings will do anything."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked towards the alley step by step on cat steps.

"Wait..." Fang Yi wanted to stop him, but Jiang Cheng had already stepped out of the alley.

Seeing this, Fang Yi could only follow quickly.

In a certain restaurant.

Jiang Cheng and Fang Yi squatted face to face on an empty seat, and all the guests on the side were watching the two people in surprise... Fujiang Mao.

Jiang Cheng flipped through the menu in front of him and asked without raising his head, "What do you want to eat? Are there any taboos?"

"That... that..."

"Guest, have you already ordered?" The waitress on the side asked with a friendly smile on her face, bending down.

"You haven't chosen yet? You?" Jiang Cheng raised his head and closed the menu, looking at Fang Yi across from him with strange eyes, "This isn't your first time eating in a place like this, is it? Are you nervous?"

"No...I just..."

"I know, I know," Jiang Cheng shook his head and chuckled, "You are really a shy boy. I have no choice but to let me order for you this time."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng patted the menu with his paw and looked at the waitress beside him, "Meow! (One portion for all!)"

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng pointed to the money on the table next to him with his paw, dipped his paw into the water in the cup next to him, and wrote on the table: "One portion for all, less salt."

"I know!" The young lady shouted excitedly, turned around and rushed towards the kitchen.

"That's amazing! This is the first time I've seen such a smart cat!" A female guest said in surprise, covering her mouth.

"Me too!" A male customer echoed, "This is the first time I've seen a cat that comes to a restaurant with money to order!"

"Can I keep this cat? Mom?" A little boy pointed at Jiang Cheng and looked at his mother.

"No, we can't afford to keep this kind of cat." The young mother lowered her head and scolded in a low voice.

"So cute!" A girl said with excitement, reaching out and touching Jiang Cheng's furry head.

"Meow! (What are you doing?! Smelly woman!)" Jiang Cheng instantly hid aside and shouted with his eyes rolled.

There is one more chapter before twelve o'clock and one in the morning.

(End of chapter)