Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 469: At least try it before saying whether you like it or not!

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Fang Yi looked at Jiang Cheng, who was blooming in front of him, and couldn't calm down for a long time.

[What kind of monster cat is this? ! ] Fang Yi complained in his heart.

"Why don't you eat?" Jiang Cheng stopped and looked at Fang Yi with a puzzled expression, "Isn't it to your liking? Do you want me to give you something else?"

"Ah, no need." Fang Yi quickly replied.

"Then eat quickly. You can eat as much as you want today. You don't have to be polite to me." Jiang Cheng said politely, "I'll take you to the pet shop later to get your hair trimmed."

"No, no need, I'm not used to eating in this kind of place. Goodbye." With that, Fang turned around and left.

"Wait a minute," Jiang Cheng's tone instantly changed and he said coldly, "Is this how you behave when someone kindly invites you to dinner? Stay and eat obediently for me, otherwise...I'll kill you..."

Fang Yi, who was frightened by Jiang Cheng's momentum and stopped walking, turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng with sweat on his face, "This...where did this kid come from?" ! what happened? Such momentum!]

"Hey, stop dawdling, sit down and eat quickly." Jiang Cheng reminded again, "I have sworn an oath. Do you want me to break my oath after I have sworn it?"

After hearing this, even though he was reluctant, Fang Yi could only sit down and eat one bite at a time.

"Welcome next time!" The waitress opened the door, bent down, and shouted kindly to Jiang Cheng and Fang Yi who were walking out of the door one after another on cat steps.

"I'm full, I'm full," Jiang Cheng made a sound of relief, "Let's go, I'll take you to the next place."

"that…"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng stopped and glanced at Fang Yi behind him, "Don't you want to?"

"No... no no, I just feel a little embarrassed to have you spend so much money." Fang Yi quickly replied.

"It doesn't matter, it's not my own money anyway," Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly, "Besides, I also want to take a bath, and I haven't had a good bath with my body like this. Let's go."

A pet shop in Edo.

Jiangcheng and Hoichi are enjoying the scrubbing service of the cute girl.

"Ah~ I didn't expect that I wouldn't have to wash myself when I turned into a cat~" Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and sighed, but then he suddenly felt something. He covered his butt and stepped aside, his eyes white and he howled at the little girl in front of him. He yelled: "Meow!! (Where are you touching?! I can just wash it myself!)"

"Manager, this cat doesn't seem to like having its private parts touched." The little girl said to another young girl who was cleaning Fang Yi.

"After all, it's a rare cat that can bring its own money to the pet store. It's normal to have some mysophobia." The girl who was called the store manager replied without raising her head.

"Ah, that's it." The little girl then turned around and looked at Jiang Cheng with a smile on her face, "I'm sorry, Kitten-chan, I will be careful not to touch that place, please give me another chance."

"Meow...(That's about right, please pay attention, not all cats like to be touched in that kind of place.)" Jiang Cheng then stepped forward again and once again enjoyed the little girl's rubbing service. .

"Welcome next time~" The two girls stood outside the door and bent over to bid farewell to Jiangcheng and Fangyi, who had taken a shower and their hair was shining in the sun.

"How's it going? Not bad, right?" Jiang Cheng sniffed himself, "It's become more fragrant."

"Um...I..." Fang Yi stopped and smiled awkwardly.

"I understand, if you want to leave, just go." Jiang Cheng stopped and shook his head gently, saying without looking back, "But if you have any difficulties next time, you can come to Yoshiwara to find me, it's mine. Territory.”

"There are also stray cats in Yoshihara?!" Hoichi said in surprise.

"Of course," Jiang Cheng said matter-of-factly, then raised his paw and waved, "Goodbye, after eating and washing up, it's time to go back and do something happy."

[Happy things? !]Fang’s whole cat is in bad shape, [What are some fun things to do in Yoshiwara? ! Could it be... is there a shop in Yoshiwara that specializes in serving cats? !]

"Do you want to go together?" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and turned around and asked, "It seems like you haven't done that kind of happy thing for a long time, right?"

"Wait...wait! Isn't this the happy thing you are referring to!!" Fang Yi shouted in horror.

Jiang Cheng smiled, "Yes, it's a very happy "battle"~"

"You are really awesome..."

It was late at night, in Yoshihara and Jiangcheng's room.

Two cats jumped in from the window one after the other.

"This is..." Fang Yi, who was following Jiang Cheng, glanced at the layout of the room, and looked at Jiang Cheng with some confusion as he stood on two legs and walked towards the refrigerator in the corner.

"My...an acquaintance's room." Jiang Cheng came to the refrigerator and skillfully opened the refrigerator door and responded without looking back, "Want something to drink? Can Coke be used?"

"Can... Coke?!" Fang Yi quickly stopped, "No! Coke won't work! Coke is not good for cats' health!"

Jiang Cheng used his paw to pull down a can of Coke and a can of Oolong tea, "If you don't want to drink it, just drink Oolong tea. There are only two kinds. Although I really want to treat you to a drink, the wine I had secretly hidden before was discovered. .”

"Aren't you a cat?! Can cats drink?!"

"Are you so surprised?" Jiang Cheng opened the Coke can with his paws, then lowered his head and licked it, "What's wrong with the cat? Can't cats drink? Don't say something without trying it. Something is bad! Remember it for me!"

"Well... when it comes to being a cat, I should be your senior, right?" Hoichi complained speechlessly.

"Then you, senior, are really a failure," Jiang Cheng responded casually, and then walked towards the computer in the living room, "I'm going to do something very happy next. If you don't want to do it, just take a look. TV or whatever.”

"Is it right here?!"

"Ah, right here," Jiang Cheng nodded, jumped on the table, opened the computer with his cat's paw, and squatted down in front of the game controller, "My happiest thing is about to begin."

"Is the happy thing you are referring to turned out to be a game?!" Fang Yi shouted in a broken voice.

"Yes." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then whispered to himself: "But I don't know if the use of such claws will be the same as usual, but there should be no problem. Just treat it as playing with two fingers. My son is fine."

"Tch, thank you for expecting me." Fang Yi turned away and spat softly.

"What did you say?" Jiang Cheng looked at Fang Yi in confusion, "Did you just say something? Do you want to play? There is also a two-player mode."

"No, no need, I'm going back." As he said that, Fang Yi turned around and jumped onto the window sill, and then thought to himself: [I originally thought this monster cat could be used, but... it really didn't work.]

"That's it... then, bye." Jiang Cheng responded without looking back.

"By the way, your name?"

"Jiang S... no, just Jiang." Jiang Cheng replied, "What about you? My first cat acquaintance."

"Fang Yi." After saying that, Fang Yi turned his head and jumped directly.

Yue Yong will never forget the scene she saw when she opened the door to Jiang Cheng's room. An orange-red cat squatted in front of the computer, its two front paws constantly controlling the game controller.

"Meow (oh, it's Yueyue)" Jiang Cheng turned around and glanced at the visitor, then responded casually, then turned his head again and stared at the monitor closely.

But suddenly, Jiang Cheng came to his senses, quickly stopped what he was doing, turned around and rushed towards the window.

[Oh no! I was playing so hard that I forgot the fact that I was a cat now!]Jiang Cheng thought to himself as he ran, "It's okay not to be recognized, but if he is recognized, he will definitely be laughed at by this stinky woman for the rest of his life!" !]

Jiang Cheng jumped up, jumped onto the window sill, then jumped down, and quickly disappeared into the crowd.

The only one left in the room was Yue Yong, who was stunned and had not yet reacted.

After a long time, Yue Yong gradually came back to her senses and murmured in disbelief: "The cats now... are really amazing..."

"No, no, no," Yue Yong suddenly thought of something and shook her head quickly, "Now is not the time to talk about this. Where did that idiot OTAKU go? He's not coming back yet..."

"Gather!" Yue Yong closed the door again and shouted in the corridor.

As soon as he finished speaking, dozens of Baihua ladies appeared in front of Yue Yong.

"Any news?" Yue Yong asked.

"Chief, according to our investigation, Sama Eunari finally disappeared here," a young lady from Momoka took out a map and pointed to the circled place on it, "in front of this shrine in Kabukicho."

"Okay, I understand." Yue Yong took the map, "The third and fourth divisions will stay in charge of patrolling Yoshihara, and the rest will follow me."

"Hi!"×n

But this search is destined to be fruitless...

The next day, Jiang Cheng woke up from under the shrine floor and yawned loudly.

[Ah, it really doesn’t work,] Jiang Cheng licked his paws and washed his face with them, and said somewhat helplessly: [Not to mention recovery, the synchronization rate has increased to an incredible level. I thought I could find some clues here, but it was really useless. Hiroshi must be very happy, right? After all, I like cats so much. It should be said that he is the only one who is happy, hey...]

[What’s next for this work? Has it turned into a work with a completely different theme?]

Just when Jiang Cheng was thinking wildly, he suddenly spotted something out of the corner of his eye. It was... Fang Yi squatting in front of the shrine!

Thanks to Laiege for the 1,500 starting coin reward, and thanks to I Don’t Care I Am Jiang Yuetang for the 1,500 starting coin reward.

Thank you Zhong Yuteng for a monthly ticket, thank Bu Lugu for a monthly ticket, thank Fried Gold Pickup for a monthly ticket, thank Leng Yi and your heart for a monthly ticket, thank Lai Ge for a monthly ticket, thank me no matter what I am Thank you to Jiang Yuedang for one monthly ticket, thank ujuy for one monthly ticket, thank Penglai Temple joxiao for one monthly ticket, thank San Sejin for three monthly tickets.

Thank you so much.

(End of chapter)