In the open space in front of the shrine, Jiang Cheng lay on his side, holding his head with one paw, holding a straw in his mouth, sucking Coke, rubbing his full belly and looking boredly at the person not far away because he didn't know why. Yoshiichi and Gintoki are fighting.
It is worth mentioning that there are more than a dozen eaten hamburger bags and a dozen wild cats with their heads down eating hamburgers scattered in the open space around Jiang Cheng.
"What...are they doing?" Jiang Cheng murmured, "Are they grabbing territory?"
"No..." After finishing the burger, an orange cat squatted next to Jiang Cheng. Looking at Fang Yi who was still attacking and Gintoki who was dodging in a panic, he continued, "If that wild cat doesn't show its strength now, Those who have a backbone will be kicked off the streets.”
"Oh—" Jiang Cheng responded casually, "It's amazing, this kind of rule."
"It's your turn soon, right? Why are you still so leisurely?" the orange cat asked again.
"Ah, I don't want to fight that kind of soft fight," Jiang Cheng waved his paws and said disdainfully, "It won't do me any good at all."
"Then you can't stay here any longer!" the orange cat said in surprise.
"Yes, yes," another yellow-striped cat came over and said with a serious look, "Don't be afraid! If you are afraid, you will be kicked out!"
"You brought us this kind of meeting gift when we first met. We won't just sit idly by!" A cat with a scar at the corner of its eye came over. "Fight! Fight for yourself!"
Immediately afterwards, all the wild cats gathered around, cheering Jiang Cheng on.
Jiang Cheng, who was a little impatient after hearing this, was about to retort, but something suddenly caught his eye out of the corner of his eye. He pointed his paw in the direction of Hoichi and Gintoki and reminded: "Hey, look over there!"
After hearing this, all the wild cats turned their heads and looked in the direction Jiang Cheng pointed.
I saw Gintoki standing on both legs, and his two front paws vigorously resisted Hoichi's attack!
"Stop...stop?!" the wild cats exclaimed in disbelief.
"That guy actually stood on his legs?!"
"Teach me the rules here? Don't be ridiculous! I have a history of living here, and a history of eating canned cats..." As he said this, Gintoki pushed away Fang Yi's paw and pushed hard towards Fang Yi's belly. He kicked up and said, "It's several times more powerful than yours!!"
"Ah!" Fang Yi screamed, and his entire cat was kicked away. After spinning around in the air, it landed firmly on the ground with four palms.
"What's your... name?" Hoichi looked at Gintoki and asked slowly.
"Sakata...Gintoki." Gintoki replied.
On the side, Jiang Cheng's whole cat was in bad shape. His eyes were twitching and he was thinking frantically: [Is that ugly cat Gintoki? !]
"It's too long, just call it 'Silver'," Fang Yi said, turning around slowly, "Just live cautiously to keep your gold." "
"Hey...hey, wait..."
Gintoki was about to say something when he was surrounded by a group of excited wild cats.
"Awesome! You are so awesome!"
All the wildcats who came forward with Jiang Cheng in their backs praised him one after another.
"It's no big deal, Hoichi."
"Gin! It wouldn't be a dream if you could replace Hoichi and become the BOSS cat!"
"I've had enough of his tyranny!"
"Why are you making noise on your own without permission! And why are you all so familiar with each other?!" Gintoki shouted. Just after he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly felt something and quickly covered Kazuya's butt and pointed at the person behind him. A black cat shouted with white eyes, "Hey! Don't smell my butt!"
"Silver! Help this kid!" Orange Cat pointed at Jiang Cheng, who was still in a daze, and continued, "This kid doesn't dare to fight Fang Yi at all!"
"Yes! Help him!" Another cat echoed, "This child is too timid, but he is also a good cat!"
Seeing Jiang Cheng bending his front legs and holding the Coke between his legs, Gintoki suddenly became expressionless, and at the same time, he thought in a broken heart: [Is this guy Jiang Cheng? !]
"It... doesn't need it," Fang Yi's voice came over, "It... is a domestic cat."
At this time, Jiang Cheng came to his senses, rolled his eyes and shouted, "Hey! Who is the house cat?!"
"It's amazing! It's actually a domestic cat!"
"It's a domestic cat that comes to play with its friends! No wonder it's so clean."
"Did you bring us gifts because you wanted to play with us?"
"Wouldn't it be better if we said this kind of thing earlier?"
"Come on, don't be shy, we will play with you. How about the yarn ball?"
"Of course not! This child must only have yarn balls for company at home. Now that he is here, he needs to play some more novel games!"
…
Listening to the suggestions from all the wild cats, Jiang Cheng's face showed a few black lines, and he complained silently: "Although it sounds like domestic cats are better than wild cats, why do I feel a little... Big fire?"
"Hey, look over there." Gintoki, who suddenly discovered something, pointed in a certain direction and reminded Jiang Cheng.
Jiang Cheng looked in the direction pointed by Gintoki, and saw a black cat with a blue scarf tied around its neck, standing on two legs and leaning on a tree with its hands folded, its eyes glancing here.
After noticing the gazes of Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, the black cat turned and left. At the same time, he raised his right paw and waved it, signaling Jiang Cheng and Gintoki to follow.
…
In the forest not far in front of the shrine, next to a small mound, the black cat stood on both legs and looked directly at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng in front of him.
"I won't beat around the bush, you...are not cats, are you?"
"I don't want to be talked about by a guy who walks on two legs!" Gintoki complained.
"No, I also walk on two legs." Jiang Cheng took a sip of coke and raised his other hand to remind him.
Gintoki:…
"Did you do anything here?" Black Cat turned his face to the side and looked at the small mound that looked like a small tomb, and then asked.
"Ah? So what if I did something?" Gintoki replied disapprovingly.
"No, no impression." Jiang Cheng shook his head.
"The owner here is a good man who knows how to feed cats no matter what kind of cat he is," Black Cat continued to explain. "The reason why so many cats gather here is because there is food to eat. The kind-hearted owner here feeds the cats who have died and no one cares about them." A grave built by cats. The souls of hundreds of cats sleep under this mound... "
With that said, the black cat glanced at Gintoki and Jiangcheng again, and asked seriously, "I ask again, did you two do anything here?"
"Stand... I pee standing up." Gintoki replied with sweat on his face.
Jiang Cheng also crossed his chest with one hand, supported his chin with the other paw and began to think carefully.
After listening, the black cat lowered his head and sighed.
"Hey! Is it because of the cat's curse that I'm like this?!" Gintoki said with a trembling voice as the cat's entire body was not well, "It's impossible! That kind of thing!"
"The impossible thing has already happened to us, right?" Black Cat raised his head and asked back.
"Us?!" Gintoki suddenly caught a key word and looked at the black cat in disbelief, "Did you urinate here too?!"
"It's not pee," Black Cat turned around and corrected, "it's poop."
Gintoki, who had been silent for a long time with his head tilted, suddenly stood up on two legs, holding his furry head with his two paws and complained wildly: "You are a wig! Are you defecating here?! Think about yourself a little bit. Such an image! You are too strong! Are you so fearless?!"
"As a samurai, you must be determined to meet your physiological needs no matter where you are." Katsura replied.
"Anyone who can play trumpet on a grave is no longer a samurai!" Gintoki shouted loudly with his eyes white.
"No, I didn't do anything." Jiang Cheng, who came back from his deep state of contemplation, said expressionlessly with narrowed eyes, "I'm different from people like you who urinate and defecate on graves at will. Yes, maybe I just stole Lord Carlin’s fairy beans and was punished by Lord Carlin.”
"Suga, if you can say that, then it's not because of my bowel movements," Gui nodded, and then continued, "Then I just ate Master Carlin's fairy beans and...had diarrhea."
"There is no difference at all!" Gintoki said with white eyes, "The most important part has not changed at all!"
"I was attracted here by the smell of meat balls," Gui continued unbearably, holding a paw, "I didn't expect it to be such a trap..."
"It's just that you were driven here by your own will!" Gintoki shouted.
"But thanks to this, I escaped the pursuit of the Shinsengumi. I'm so lucky. As expected of me." Gui said with some emotion.
(Shit is pronounced the same as lucky boy.)
"Hey! Someone put the explosive into this guy's anus!" Gintoki shouted frantically, but then he noticed something, "Hey, Jiang Cheng, what are you thinking about?"
"A little troubled," Jiang Cheng replied, holding his chin and thinking, "Both of you clearly remember what you did at that time, but my memory began to blur after I came here. When the memory became clear again, It has become this body..."
"Stop pretending! You must have opened a large number here too?!"
"No, that kind of thing is impossible." Jiang Cheng shook his head and replied seriously: "I'm serious. I happened to be passing by after buying the game at that time, and I lost consciousness in an instant. Waiting for me When I woke up again, my body had become like this. If you two are because of the cat's curse, what about me? What's the reason? "
"Are you telling the truth?" Gintoki still looked unconvinced.
"Ah, that's absolutely true."
Jiang Cheng nodded in response, then lowered his head and sucked the last sip of Coke through the straw, then casually threw the empty Coke can onto the grave.
"I probably know why..."
Seeing Jiang Cheng's extremely skillful movements, Gintoki silently covered his face.
"Hey?! Really?!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise.
"Ah, really." Gintoki raised his head, took a deep breath, rolled his eyes and shouted, "Can't you even notice?! Why would you throw that kind of garbage on the grave?! Your movements are too skillful! Right?! How many times have you thrown it away? Dozens of times!"
There may or may not be another chapter in the morning...
(End of chapter)