"Ah, accidentally..."
"Don't be careful about your size!" Gintoki pointed at the tall pile of garbage next to the small grave that was constantly attracting flies, and shouted angrily with rolled eyes: "By the way, the garbage over there Did you throw them all away when you were passing by?! Did you treat this place as a trash can?! Can you be a little more charitable! There are no idiots in the world who treat graves as trash cans!"
"I don't want to be said like that by someone who urinates and defecates on a grave!" Jiang Cheng retorted angrily with his eyes rolled, "You are the ones who are even more outrageous!"
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he suddenly heard the sound of "Haxaul" coming from the grass behind him. Following the sound, Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and Gui turned their heads and looked over.
Immediately afterwards, the sound of Kondo sobbing was heard.
"Why did it become like this?! When it becomes like this, neither Miss Amiao, nor Shizuo nor Sougo will notice me!!"
Looking at Kondo himself lying on the ground in the grassy clearing behind him, beating the ground and crying loudly, Gintoki turned his eyes white and spitted loudly: "Why is it a gorilla?!"
"No, this should be his true body, right?" Jiang Cheng crossed his chest with one hand and supported his chin with one paw as he slowly analyzed.
"Indeed," Gintoki nodded as he reacted, and agreed with a serious look on his face: "He just recovered his true form."
"Kondo, are you also cursed?" Gui asked aloud.
"What?!" Kondo turned his head instantly and shouted with tears in his eyes: "Do you know it's me?! And that voice, is it... great! I finally have a companion! Even if it's Gui, it doesn't matter Got it!"
As he spoke, Kondo wiped his tears and continued his analysis: "So that's it, that's it, it turns out that you were also bitten by the Enchanted Gorilla..."
"No more!" Gintoki Byakuya defended loudly, "You are the only one who was involved in an incident like Spider-Man!"
"Well, Gintoki is responsible for the sauce, and the wig is responsible for lighting the fire." Jiang Cheng took out a piece of rope from somewhere and looked at Kondo with a kind face. "As for the orangutan, leave it to me. Today's lunch I decided on the charcoal-grilled gorilla.”
"I can't help it, I happened to be hungry," Gintoki turned around, "Although we know each other, we can't be considered human since we have turned into a gorilla. Don't worry, I will find a way to get the marinade sauce. What flavor do you like? How about the Orleans one?"
"Jiang Cheng, I'm ready here." Gui, who was squatting beside a bonfire, turned his head and shouted to Jiang Cheng, "The water will be ready soon."
"Ah, I'm almost done here," Jiang Cheng, who was holding a piece of rope and stepping on Kondo who was tied up by himself, responded, "Next, scald it with boiling water, clean it, apply sauce, and start grilling directly. .”
"The sauce is back." Gintoki walked over with two large bags of Orleans marinade in his mouth.
"You guys are going too fast!" Kondo shouted frantically, "Aren't you being too tacitly agreeable?! Stop it! The meat of orangutans is inedible! The meat of orangutans and cats are inedible. Yes! Let go of me quickly!"
"Go easy on you!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and cursed, "You are just a useless orangutan! I might as well just roast you!"
"No!!" Kondo shouted while struggling, "This is the first time for me - ah! No!"
"This is so disgusting! You bastard!" Jiang Cheng directly kicked his foot hard, "What should I do if others hear me?!"
…
After a small farce ended, the four people... no, it should be three cats and an orangutan sat around and began to analyze the current situation.
"...After all, the owner here is a good man, and maybe even the wild gorillas are buried here." Gui analyzed.
"What is a wild gorilla? I've never heard of it!" Gintoki complained with his eyes white, then he stood up, holding his head with his paws and shouted frantically: "What should I do? What should I do to restore the original state? Huh?! And I’m so damn good, but I just met you three useless fools!”
"Who is the idiot?! How can we fix it!" Jiang Cheng stood up and kicked Gintoki into a tree with a blank stare, "You are the most useless white-haired idiot cat!"
Looking at Gintoki, whose head was kicked into the tree trunk, Gui turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng, "Your strength seems to be the same as when you were a human."
"No, at most it's only 3% of the human form." Jiang Cheng shook his head, supported his chin and slowly analyzed: "I originally thought it was because the synchronization rate did not reach 100%, so the strength did not recover. But it doesn’t seem to be the case now. It should be that the physical ability is also limited by the cat’s body.”
"I see." Gui nodded.
"It's amazing to be able to kill several adults in an instant!" Gintoki pulled his head out of the tree trunk, turned around and shouted angrily: "I've never seen a cat that can rob humans in this world, right? !”
"Asshole! If it hadn't been for me at that time, you would have changed from "silver" to "gen" now! "Jiang Cheng shouted angrily, "Can't you be more grateful? ! Turning into a cat is also an ugly cat with natural curls! "
"Huh?!" Gintoki became unhappy for a moment, and a big red # character appeared on his forehead. He stepped forward and stood in front of Jiang Cheng. He said with white eyes and gritted teeth: "You did it on purpose, right? Explain it in advance. Oh, things are different after becoming a cat than when they were humans. Naturally curly cats are more popular! Please remember this!"
"Cut!" Jiang Cheng turned away and made a disdainful sound before turning his head again and continued with a look of disdain: "It looks like the hair has exploded and become dirty because it has never been cared for in a pet shop. Ugly cat, who would like it? Please stay away from me, I don’t want to be infected with any virus from you, "Even if I become a cat, I still can’t escape the natural virus."
"You brat, do you want me to kill you right now?" Gintoki gritted his teeth even more, "Isn't it great to have soft fur? Do you want to die?"
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng replied with disdain, "Is it just you, the "ugly cat"? ! "
"Calm down, you two," Gui stepped forward and separated the two...no...the two cats, "It doesn't matter that kind of thing. The most important thing now is to get your body back to its original state."
"How could it not matter!" Gintoki roared with white eyes, and at the same time raised his foot and kicked Gui heavily in the stomach, "This bastard said the most intolerable words to me!"
Gui immediately clutched his stomach, groaned in pain and spit out a mouthful of blood.
"This bastard still refuses to accept reality!" While shouting, Jiang Cheng swung his upper hook to Gui's chin and knocked him to the sky. "A person of this age still refuses to accept reality! I It makes me so angry just looking at it!”
Gui, who was lying on the ground and twitching continuously, said weakly: "By the way...it has nothing to do with me, right? Why did you beat me?"
…
"In short," Gui, who sat down again and hugged his paws, analyzed, "You will get retribution because you defiled the tomb. As long as the tomb... ah! Restore the tomb to its original state... ah, it hurts! Restore the tomb to its original state... It hurts. !”
Gui stood up and looked at Jiangcheng and Gintoki who were sitting on both sides of him but were still punching and kicking each other. He rolled his eyes and cursed: "Can you two brats stop it enough? Why do you always get hurt by accident?" Come to me?! Do you want to be punished by me? You two bastards!"
"Too!"×2
Only then did Jiang Cheng and Gintoki stop their movements, folded their hands and spat disdainfully to one side.
Gui, who was spit on the face by two cats and one cat, remained silent for a few seconds, then rushed directly towards Jiangcheng and Gintoki, and at the same time shouted with white eyes: "Go to hell! You two!"
"Calm down! Calm down!" Kondo quickly reached out and grabbed Gui's two front legs, "Don't argue at this time! We have more important things to do! Finding a way to recover is the most important thing!" "
"Those two brats definitely did it on purpose!" Gui scolded with rolled eyes while struggling, "Let me go! I will definitely kill them both today! Ah... it stinks! Their saliva stinks so much! Cat... It totally smells like an uncle’s cat!”
"Who is Uncle Cat?!" Jiang Cheng and Gintoki stood up at the same time and cursed with white eyes.
"Stop it quickly!!" Kondo shouted in a broken voice.
"You stink too!" Gui Bie said with a pained face, "It smells like an uncle's gorilla! Stay away from me! Please!"
"Who is the uncle gorilla?!" Kondo shouted with white eyes and spittle flying around.
A melee began...
…
The three cats and one orangutan, who had just finished having sex and became completely dirty, sat around again.
Gui, who had not completely dried the blood under his nose, said, "Let's continue the topic. You will be punished for defiling the tomb. As long as the tomb is restored to its original state, our bodies may also be restored to their original state."
"Return to the original state?" Gintoki, who had one eye and half of his face swollen up, looked at Gui like he was an idiot and said angrily: "Are you going to put the shit you pulled out back into your butt again?"
"Anyway, dig out the garbage thrown here and the buried feces first." Gui suggested.
"Are you kidding! That's all the fault of you two, right?!" Gintoki pointed at Jiang Cheng and Gui and cursed.
"Tch, let's try it first." After saying that, Jiang Cheng, who was completely unharmed, raised his eyes and looked at Kondo, who was lying on the ground across from him without a good spot on his body. "Hey, orangutan, go clean up the garbage next to the tomb over there. , and by the way, let’s deal with these two stupid cats who are worse than garbage.”
"Do you still want to fight?!" Gintoki cursed.
Kondo slowly got up, staggered to the tomb, leaned down and began to pick up the garbage aggrievedly.
"Don't show that expression," Jiang Cheng seemed a little unable to bear it, and continued: "After this is over, if it returns to its original state, I will introduce you to the lovely female orangutan."
(End of chapter)