Seeing Kondo who was instantly excited because of Jiang Cheng's words, Gintoki became expressionless...
Three minutes later…
Looking at the tomb in front of him that had been cleared of garbage, Jiang Cheng looked at his unchanged body again, resting his chin and thinking deeply.
"Isn't it possible?" Jiang Cheng said slowly with a solemn face, "Is it still not possible after cleaning up?"
"Hmph," Gui snorted and said matter-of-factly: "Of course, you should handle your own poop. Your perfunctory way of letting the orangutans handle it will make the cats buried below feel uncomfortable at all. I can’t get enough of your sincerity!”
"No, you're the only one in the world who knows how to shit on a grave." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
Ignoring Jiang Cheng's complaints, Gui stood up and walked towards the small tomb. Then he stopped in front of the tomb and raised his right paw, "Look at them all! When I recover, I will visit you often." Come to feed you!"
Seeing Gui digging at the small grave with his right paw, Jiangcheng and Gintoki turned away with disgust and retched at the same time.
"Ugh, so disgusting..." Gintoki said with a look of disgust.
At this time, Gui, who was constantly digging a small mound of soil, suddenly stopped what he was doing and looked at the small mound of soil in front of him thoughtfully.
After two seconds of silence, Gui, who got something, suddenly turned around, bent his hind legs slightly and pointed his butt towards the small mound. At the same time, he closed his eyes, and his whole body began to shake slightly due to the exertion.
"Why are you pointing your butt towards the grave?!" Gintoki yelled loudly with his eyes white.
"No...not good!" Gui reacted, holding his head with both paws and saying to himself with cold sweat on his face: "The cat's habits made me careless...I didn't expect that the synchronization rate with the cat would increase to this point. Meow~”
"Meow you!" Jiang Cheng and Gintoki cursed at the same time, and kicked Gui to the ground at the same time.
"It looks like the cat transformation is still going on, meow~" Gui analyzed slowly after getting up.
"Hey, don't say "meow" to me again," Gintoki reminded with an annoyed look, "It's so annoying, it's not cute at all! "
"I really can't do anything to you, just leave this to me first!" As he said this, as the opening song of the 1978 Japanese version of Journey to the West suddenly played, Kondo turned around, jumped and firmly caught a big star. The branches of the tree, then turned to look at Jiang Cheng and the others and said, "Philippine bananas or Taiwanese bananas, which one do you like? Decide before I come back!"
After saying that, Kondo turned his head and screamed while moving the branches on one tree after another like an ape, and slowly disappeared into the depths of the forest.
"That guy... looks like there is no hope of recovery..." Gintoki complained silently.
"No, it looks more like he has returned to his original state." Jiang Cheng continued silently.
…
The next morning.
In the open space in front of the shrine, an old lady wearing glasses and a kind face, the real owner of the shrine, squatted on the ground and looked at the wild cats eating in front of her with a kind face.
"Come here, cats, you all need to be fed~" the old lady said, looking at the wild cats in front of her who were eating with their heads down around several plates.
As soon as the old lady finished speaking, all the wild cats that had just eaten the cat food on the plate began to yawn and fell asleep.
"What's wrong? Are you sleepy? Then go to sleep..." the old lady said softly.
Then one after another, the wild cats lay down on the ground, closed their eyes comfortably and fell into a slumber.
It wasn't until the last cat fell asleep that a strange man's voice came from in front of the shrine.
"Oh, thank you so much for your help. You are indeed someone who can get close to them."
A group of male members of the Kabukicho guild slowly walked over with boxes in their arms. The man with a mustache walking at the front said to the old lady with some emotion.
"Although I feel quite pitiful, this is also to allow them to live safely." The old lady stood up and said with a smile, then lowered her head and looked at the group of cats who were carefully putting the cats into special boxes. The members of the town council carefully reminded them: "Please treat them gently."
"No problem, they will be released immediately after sterilization." Mustache said with a smile.
The three cats and one orangutan hiding under the floor of the shrine watched the whole process.
"Even the landlords colluded with them and actually drugged their food..." Gui held up his little paw as he spoke, with a look of resentment on his face, "Humans are really despicable and shameless creatures!"
"You are a human too, right?" Gintoki reminded him expressionlessly.
"I don't trust humans anymore!" Kondo, who could only lie on the ground because of his size, said angrily with his head lowered. "Humans all over the world are watching our bananas!"
After saying that, Kondo raised his head and cried with tears streaming down his face: "We must buy up all the human bananas before we are killed!"
"No one is watching your dirty banana!" Gintoki Byakuya complained loudly, and then looked at the members of the town association who had put all the cats in the box and were bidding farewell to the owner of the shrine. , spat and then continued, "Really, TAMA who collects cats, are they planning to summon the dragon?"
As for Jiang Cheng, who had been thoughtful since just now, for some reason, Jiang Cheng always felt that something was wrong with those guys wearing the uniforms of the town council, which were different from the guys in the uniforms of the town council he had seen twice before.
Although the two previous members of the town council looked fierce, but... I always felt that something was wrong. This time, there seemed to be an indescribable meaning on the faces of these guys. They didn't look fierce, but more... It's like some kind of... insidious plot that succeeds.
"I haven't eaten anything all day long." Gintoki, who was lying on the ground, shook his tail. "The tail looks like a sausage."
As he said that, Gintoki raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was standing aside, "Hey, didn't you say you were going back to get some food last night... Huh? What are you thinking about?"
"No, it's nothing." Jiang Cheng, who came back to his senses, shook his head, and then laughed twice, "About what happened yesterday, it's no good. I was discovered by Baihua just after entering Yoshihara. It was not easy to get rid of them. He escaped by hand. Yesterday, Yueyue seemed to have given some order to capture cats in Yoshiwara. What about you? Didn’t you say that you should go back to the Master House to get some food? "
"Ah, I finally managed to get in through the window and carefully avoid Sadharu, but as soon as I opened the refrigerator, I was kicked out by your strange sleepwalking niece." Gintoki complained with a look of disdain, "Even while sleepwalking, She still shouted, "This is my refrigerator!" Your niece is really amazing. Night rabbit? No, I think she is just a mad dog who only protects food, right? "
"Ah haha..." Jiang Cheng turned away and smiled awkwardly.
"Let's put aside the matter of returning to the original state, it seems that the most urgent task is to ensure food first, nya~" Gui said.
"Hey, didn't I tell you not to say meow?!" Gintoki cursed.
"Then how are we going to ensure food?" Kondo continued.
"Hey, are you done yet?" Gintoki said helplessly.
"Then it depends on whether you want to hunt mice or beg for food from humans, meow." Gui replied.
"Are you kidding!" Kondo shouted dissatisfied, and then slammed his fist on the ground, "How could a samurai do that kind of thing?! If you want me to do something that is worse than a domestic animal, you might as well just let me do it directly Go to hell!"
"Yes, yes!" Jiang Cheng echoed, "I wouldn't do that kind of thing either! Hiccup~"
"Wait a minute," Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng with a look of disdain, "What was that "hiccup" you said at the end? "
"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and then as if he suddenly thought of something, he showed an unbearable expression: "I know, you must be talking about the last "meow"! Ah, I really can’t stand it. I didn’t expect that I would gradually start to turn into a cat more and more seriously. How can I fix it? Hiccup~"
"Don't try to fool me! You guy!" Gintoki stood up and stood on two feet while pointing at Jiang Chengbai and scolded, "You must go eat alone! I couldn't help but hiccup just now! I really can't bear it. Stop burping! It smells like Coke and fried chicken! It's been like this since I was a child. Every time I just want to eat alone, I always go to the girl next door's house to eat braised pork secretly! You bastard ah!"
"No, I didn't eat anything." Jiang Cheng turned away and replied.
"Wipe the oil stains from the corners of your mouth before you say this, you bastard!" After saying that, Gintoki pounced directly on Jiang Cheng, "Wig, orangutan, come with us! Let this guy take out all the food he has hidden!"
Kondo/Kasura: "Understood Roar!/Meow!"
…
Looking at the three French fries found behind Jiang Cheng, Gintoki, Katsura and Kondo fell silent.
"Eat, eat," Jiang Cheng stood up and patted his chest and said, "This is my last food. Eat it quickly! I don't want to eat it myself! It's completely prepared for the three of you!"
"What the hell!" Gintoki threw the French fries in his hand to the ground, "If you eat fried chicken, will we only have one French fries each?! And there's not even ketchup!"
"There is no way, yesterday's 50,000 yuan is only a little bit left today," Jiang Cheng shrugged and said, "It is impossible to feed everyone. In this case, the best way is to let One of them is full.”
"The best way is to make us full, right!" Gintoki yelled with saliva flying around, "Don't you even know how much you eat?! The little bit left over is enough for us to have a full meal. Got it!"
"Sure enough..." Gui said vaguely while chewing French fries, "Fries are not good without ketchup."
"No, I think it's okay," Kondo said while eating. "Original French fries don't have a different flavor."
"Did you really eat it?! You two are so easily satisfied!" Gintoki shouted in a frantic voice.
Thanks to Crazy Vomiting for a monthly ticket, to Jin Shining DAZE for a monthly ticket, to A Feiyuan for a monthly ticket, to Liangcheng Lengxiang Yinghua Luo, to give a monthly ticket, to Wanghou Jiangxiang for two monthly tickets, thank you There are always mistakes in the world, a monthly ticket, thanks to the collapse of fantasy, a monthly ticket.
Thank you so much.
(End of chapter)