"Gintoki, are you sure you don't want to eat this fries?" Katsura glanced at the fries on the ground in front of Gintoki.
"What do you want to do?" Gintoki said with disdain, "Are you still planning to eat?!"
"Throwing away food casually like you is not a true samurai." Gui shook his head and sighed softly, while calmly extending his paw towards the last French fries.
"Wait a minute! Katsura!" Kondo suddenly said, "There are regulations in the Shinsengumi game. Shinsengumi team members are not allowed to waste food! You must pick up the French fries when you see them on the ground and eat them! Even if you violate the three rules, The same goes for the second rule! Violators commit seppuku and apologize! So..."
As he said that, Kondo reached for the French fries on the ground, "Leave this to me! Gui!"
"How could there be such a rule!" Gui cursed, and then Kondo started fighting for it.
"It's there now!" Kondo retorted angrily, "Because you're the director, you can join now! What the director says is the law of the real selection team!"
"Asshole! Don't even think about succeeding!!"
Gintoki on the side looked at Kondo and Katsura who were fighting over a French fries that fell on the ground. After being silent for a long time, he silently complained: "Are these two guys...really ready to change back?"
"Gintoki, aren't you going?" Jiang Cheng leaned his head against the wall and sat on the ground, leaning on his pillow and crossing his legs. He yawned and continued, "It looks quite interesting. It can be used as a A bedtime program before taking a nap after eating and drinking.”
After hearing this, several red # characters instantly appeared on Gintoki's forehead. He rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Believe it or not, I will kill you now?! You trembling idiot! Who would do that kind of thing like the two of them?" Huh?! Stop joking! You might as well starve to death if you do that for a piece of French fries!"
"Then just wait and slowly starve to death."
Before Gintoki could finish speaking, Fang Yi's voice came from behind him, and at the same time there was a sound of something falling to the ground.
The three cats and one orangutan turned their heads when they heard the sound, and saw Fang Yi squatting in the open space behind the three of them, and there was a dead mouse on the ground in front of Fang Yi.
"Yang...Yangichi!"
"That kind of boring self-esteem is of no use to those who are trying to survive here." As he said this, Fang lowered his head and picked up the mouse on the ground, then raised his head and started chewing it.
"Hey...wait..." Jiang Chenggang wanted to say something, but just as he opened his mouth, Fangyi had already swallowed the mouse.
"All we need here is the self-esteem needed to survive." Fang Yi burped and stared at a few people and said, spitting out the rat tail stuck in his teeth, "Anyone can survive. If you are brave enough, follow me."
After saying that, Fang turned around and left.
"Wait!" Jiang Cheng stood up and raised his paws to stop him, "Before that, there is something very important that I hope you can listen to."
"What? You were irritated by what I just said, so you want to refute? Cai... no, Cai Mao." Fang Yi snorted coldly, stopped, turned his head and stared at Jiang Cheng and others coldly.
"No, it's not that." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then pointed to the mouse tail on the ground and continued, "Fangyi, there were signs of mold and ulcers on the mouse you just ate. "
"Huh?" Fang's whole cat was stunned.
"Ah, indeed, maybe you didn't see it clearly, but we did." Gintoki nodded, then raised his front paw and pointed at the mosaic area between Kondo's thighs, "It feels even better than this orangutan. It's more serious, it feels like I've contracted some serious virus. A very special kind of virus related to "there". "
"Huh?" Fang Yi said again.
"Indeed, I also discovered it." Gui nodded, "At that time, I originally wanted to stop His Highness Fang Yi, but His Highness Fang Yi was too fast."
"Are you okay?" Jiang Cheng said worriedly after receiving the words, "If you are infected with that virus, your buttocks will also fester, Fangyi!"
"It's so careless. It's true." Kondo shook his head, then pulled a bunch of hair from a certain mosaic part of his body and handed it to Fang Yi. "Come on, eat this. Now this kind of It’s time to fight fire with fire.”
"You should have said this earlier!" Fang Yi, who had come back to his senses, clasped his throat with his claws and shouted with his eyes rolled.
"No, I even spoke to stop it at that time," Jiang Cheng replied in a helpless manner, "but you were too fast, and you swallowed the "poisonous rat between the buttocks" before anyone could finish speaking. , but then again, it seems that the mouse is not a good mouse, hehe~"
“Σ_( ∠)vomit…”
In the end, after unremitting efforts, Fang Yi vomited out the eaten rat before being infected by the suspicious virus. His buttocks were fine. Everything went smoothly! congratulations!
…
In an alley, Jiang Cheng and other cats and Kondo Kazuki were walking slowly behind Fang Yi.
"Well, is it true that the method I used before doesn't work?" Jiang Cheng said as he walked, "But I personally think it works well. Let Wig and Gintoki go out as bait to lure humans into an alley with no people. The orangutan and I will grab their money, and then we can go to the restaurant and order what we like. If we have some money left, we can go to a pet shop for grooming and maintenance."
"What's going on with your head?" Gintoki glanced at Jiang Cheng with a speechless face, "Why did you become a bandit after you turned into a cat? Why did you become a robber after you turned into a cat? By the way, you have been to Pets Is the store open?!”
"Well," Jiang Cheng nodded, "I met Fang Yi by chance on the first day he turned into a cat. As a courtesy for the first meeting, I treated him to a meal and invited him to the pet shop to let the cute and gentle clerk pet him. My sister took a shower and combed her hair."
"You...are really incredible..." Gintoki complained silently.
"Isn't it good to do this for the kind of humans who have malicious intentions towards us?" Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly.
"Yes! I agree!" Kondo echoed angrily: "For those hateful humans who covet our bananas, this kind of punishment is understandable! By the way, are the ladies in the pet shop really so gentle?!"
"The only thing you care about is the clerk!" Gintoki scolded with his eyes rolled, "And I've already told you! No one covets your dirty banana anymore!"
"Jiang Cheng, how do you make the bait?" Gui looked at Jiang Cheng and asked, "And... is the shop assistant married?"
"Do you want to go too?!" Gintoki shouted with white eyes, but then his tone changed and he looked at Jiang Cheng, "By the way, can hair care make curly hair smooth?"
Jiang Cheng:…
"Don't do that kind of thing again, Jiang." Fang Yi, who was walking at the front, stopped and said without looking back: "It may not matter to you as a cat, but if that kind of incident becomes more serious, When more and more people come and the whole street starts talking about it, the ending will become worse and worse. At that time, the conflict between the people on this street and the wild cats will become irreconcilable. If it continues, the wild cats may Can’t survive on this street anymore.”
Jiang Cheng stopped where he was, lowered his head and thought quietly for a moment, then suddenly thought of something, raised his head and nodded and said seriously: "Indeed, that kind of thing can't be done anymore. Sorry, it was before I was thinking too narrowly.”
"It's good if you understand." After saying this, Fang Yi stood up again and walked forward.
"So, wouldn't it be nice if you didn't show mercy the next time you do something like that?" Jiang Cheng continued, minding his own business: "If no one is left alive, the thing like having money robbed by a cat will not work. The news has spread...Yoshi, let's do it! Gintoki, Wig, you act as bait, while the orangutan and I lurk here!"
"No way!!" Fang Yi stopped again, turned around and yelled frantically, "What's going on with your head?! Do you want to become a murderer?! Did the robbery turn into murder and robbery? ?!”
"Huh? Isn't it possible?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "Isn't it the norm in nature that the weak should eat the strong?"
"No!" Fang Yi shouted.
"Souga, if we can't kill them, we can only control the intensity until they forget the memory of this incident. At that level, it should be fine." Jiang Cheng stood up and rested his chin with his paw as he thought. Said, "Commonly known as "the plan to make the person who was robbed forget what happened", or simply "the heart-stealing plan"! "
"What kind of abbreviation is this!" Gintoki stood up, kicked Jiang Cheng on the butt, and cursed angrily: "And how do you control the intensity so that a person just loses the memory of being robbed? ah?!"
"No, isn't this kind of thing quite common?" Jiang Cheng stood up and explained, "In Men In Black."
"Oh!" Gui exclaimed, "The memory eraser used by the agents does look very useful! Just press it and you can reset people's memories of seeing the aliens!"
"I'm going to Hollywood now! You guys are waiting for me here!" Kondo volunteered.
"What happened to the heads of the three of you?!" Gintoki yelled frantically while holding his head, "Someone...someone come and save the heads of the three of them!"
"Orangutan, by the way, help me get an autograph from Tommy Lee Jones," Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and continued, "Remember to ask him to write "For Jiang Chengjun" under the signature. "
"I want Will Smith's," Katsura continued, "Just write on the back of the signature "Given to fan Katsura Kotaro" on the back. By the way, if possible, please let him draw a heart. This is a sincere request from a samurai, please! Kondo! "
(End of chapter)