"I know," Kondo nodded and said, then waved to everyone and turned around. But suddenly something came to mind, and he turned around and asked: "Wangshiwu, I'll bring you Chris Hemsworth." Is Si’s signature okay? As for Mr. Hoichi, is Tessa Thompson okay?”
"It's okay for you!" Gintoki scolded with white eyes, "And I don't like the new work of Men in Black at all! The only thing I like is the previous trilogy!"
"Stop arguing!" Fang Yi couldn't help but yelled, "Things like that don't matter anymore! What's important is that I want to show you something next! Come up and follow me! Bastards!"
At this time, Jiang Cheng and others calmed down and followed Fang Yi silently again.
"Sure enough..." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then sighed and looked at Hoichi who was walking in front, "Hoichi likes the new work. It's all because Gintoki you said too much just now and made him angry."
"That's right, Gintoki," Katsura closed his eyes and agreed, "No matter what, what you just said is too much. It would only make Yoshideni angry if you make the new work worthless. You know, even that kind of shit Some people will also like the new work."
"No, you're the one who's the most outrageous, right?" Gintoki complained speechlessly, "You just call it shit, you just call it a guy who likes shit. But after all, he really likes shit. That kind of "dung work"? The interest is really strange. "
"In my opinion, there is no difference between the two of you at all..." Jiang Cheng complained silently, expressionless.
"But having said that, is it really okay for us to wander around in a place like this?" Gintoki said doubtfully, and then looked at Fangyi who was walking in the front again, "Where exactly does he want to take us?"
"Maybe he can take us to a shop like Mao's for a drink." Jiang Cheng said casually.
"No more! There is no such store in the cat world!" Gintoki complained with white eyes.
"Maybe he plans to teach us how to hunt." Gui said.
"Huh?" Gintoki made a confused sound and looked at Hoichi in front of him again, "Why did that guy do that? It was a ferocious guy who suddenly attacked us after we turned into cats."
"No, I have not experienced that kind of trial." Jiang Cheng reminded.
"Shut up! You little cat!"
"Who is the house cat?! Do you want to die?!"
"Actually, I have never experienced that kind of trial," Kondo said, "It's so strange."
"It's so strange how big you are!" Gintoki shouted, "You're not even a cat, you're just an orangutan!"
"Actually, I also accepted that baptism, but I was very confused," Gui continued, minding his own business, "I believe you two also saw that at that time, His Highness Yoshiichi didn't feel that he was serious. And the new arrival Basically all the cats have received that baptism, but none of them have been seriously injured. As long as they see that the other party does not flinch and dares to face themselves, they will stop."
At this moment, a girl's exclamation suddenly came from below. At the same time, Jiang Cheng and others also noticed the scene below. At this time, a group of girls were chatting about girly topics at the entrance of the alley.
"Look! The cats are walking in a line!" A girl pointed at the four cats and one orangutan on the eaves of the alley.
Fang Yi, who was walking at the front of the crowd, jumped down first and landed firmly in front of the girls.
"Ara, isn't this Fang Yi?" A Liang, who was wearing a red checkered yukata, put his hands on his knees and leaned forward to look at Fang Yi, "Have you brought your good friends out to play?"
Immediately afterwards, A Liang stretched out his hand, and Fang Yi also walked towards A Liang.
"A Liang, do you know it?" A girl on the side asked doubtfully.
Ah Liang, who was constantly scrubbing his chin, replied: "It's a wild cat that often comes to the store to beg for food."
As he spoke, A Liang began to stroke Fang Yi's head, and Fang Yi also showed an expression of great enjoyment. He kept rubbing his head against A Liang's hand and made a special sound that cats only feel when they are comfortable. It makes a "gurgling" sound.
Looking at Fōichi below who was surrounded by girls, Gintoki's whole cat felt bad.
"Then...what's going on with that guy? Why is he so popular?" Gintoki complained in surprise, "He's obviously just an uncle, but he's obviously so ugly!"
"Listen carefully," Fang Yi turned to look at Jiang Cheng and the other cats, "Food is not something you can just find from anyone. Young girls are very good targets. Not only do they like cute things, but they also have a lot of self-esteem. You are also cute when you say cute things to animals. In addition, single young people who are afraid of loneliness, and curious snot-nosed imps are also good targets. Once you find your target, you have to please her and act cute. Listen. !The most important thing is behavior, the goal is to be ugly and cute!”
Looking at Fang Yi lying on the ground enjoying the belly caressing of girls, Jiang Cheng complained with disdain: "No, I think you just want to be caressed by girls, right? You old pervert!"
Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Kondo on the side couldn't hold it anymore and shouted excitedly: "Ugly cute?! Does such a dreamlike style actually exist in the animal world?! I will do it! I will do it! Maybe my true destination is here!"
With that said, Kondo turned around and began to hurriedly pack himself up. About two seconds later, Kondo turned around after packing himself up.
"How's it going? Ugly cute? Disgusting cute?" Kondo, who was wearing a girl's uniform of an ice cream truck clerk and with a yellow bow on her head, tapped her cheeks with her two index fingers and shook her head from side to side as she asked Jiang Cheng and the others. road.
"It's ugly and disgusting," Gintoki replied silently, and then continued with a serious face: "That's not possible at all! Your ugliness is too strong! The usual approach will only make the situation worse! It will only make it more annoying. Disgusting!"
"What are you talking about?! Don't underestimate the gorilla!" Kondo retorted angrily: "Do you know the scientific name of the orangutan? It's Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla! There are orangutans everywhere you go! Even if you reincarnate He’s also an orangutan! Please save me!”
(Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla: the scientific name of the most common mountain gorillas,)
"Calm down! Orangutan, orangutan, orangutan!" Katsura shouted, "We will only be defeated one by one if we act alone! Do you know Shimura Zoo? Just the chimpanzee walking with the puppy is very popular. We will use that orangutan and Cat version! "Orangutan Shimura Guerrilla Warfare Operation!"
(Shimura Zoo (Dogs and Gorillas Adventures): A Japanese variety show in which chimpanzees and bulldogs complete human daily tasks together. The hosts include Ken Shimura and others.)
"I see!"
"Then call Shimura Ken quickly!" Gui continued.
"I know! I'm going to Dongmura Mountain!" Kondo nodded and replied without thinking.
(Higashimurayama: the hometown of the famous Japanese comedian Ken Shimura.)
"Hey! It has nothing to do with Shimura!" Gintoki complained with his eyes rolled.
"Only when the funny Teishiro Shimura cries and laughs at the same time will it resonate with the audience!" Katsura argued seriously.
"That was just Shimura's tear-jerking and shit-making battle!"
As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, Jiang Cheng's voice suddenly came from the side, "Hey, are you still here discussing that useless battle plan? Hiccup~"
"Did you kid steal it again?!" Looking at the oil stains on Jiang Cheng's mouth that had not yet been wiped clean, Gintoki cursed with spittle, "Can't you bring us with you?! Bastard!"
"But, I just saw you guys chatting so enthusiastically, so I couldn't bear to disturb you." Jiang Cheng wiped his face with his paw a few times and then said, "But I can tell you my battle plan just now. Thanks to that, I was very full just now. Burp~"
"Hey, Jiang," Fang Yi said quickly, "No, they can't do it. Only guys like you can use that method! Their level..."
Seeing Fang Yi's hesitant expression, Gintoki felt an unknown fire in his heart: "What's wrong with our level?! You should explain it to me clearly! Are you saying that the three of us can't compare to it?" ?!”
"Yes! How can we not compare to it?" Kondo shouted dissatisfied.
"Don't underestimate the samurai!" Gui shouted.
"See? With their appearance, it's useless even if you try to stop them." Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly, "Okay, I'll give you the props I just used for free. If you want to try it, go ahead. "
Half a minute later, Jiang Cheng looked at the two cats and the orangutan in front of him and said, "Yo Xi, that's it! Come on!"
Gintoki, Katsura and Kondo fell into silence for a long time looking at the small wooden signs hanging on their chests.
The sign reads:
"Service Items: Price"
"Scrub chin: 1,000 yuan"
"Touch the head: 2,000 yuan"
"Rubbing the back: 3,000 yuan"
"Rubbing the belly: 5,000 yuan"
"Disclaimer: The prices shown are for one minute. If it lasts for five minutes, you can get a 20% discount! Finally, please note that private parts are not allowed to be touched! If touched, a fine of 300 million will be imposed!!"
"What kind of black shop is this?!" Gintoki complained frantically, "It's too expensive! How could anyone come here?"
"No, I've made a lot of money from this." Jiang Cheng retorted, "I just went to Xu Xuyuan and had an all-you-can-eat meal. Hiccup~"
"How did the wild cat get into that kind of high-end barbecue restaurant?!" Gintoki said with white eyes and spit, then turned to look at Katsura and Kondo, "You two..."
Gintoki, who had just opened his mouth to say something, suddenly found the two people squatting on the side of the street, constantly greeting passers-by.
"Hoho~ (Little sister, let's play together?)" Kondo kept ogling the little ladies one after another, "Hoho! (It's on sale today~ For only 500 yuan, I can touch my whole body. Over and over again~)”
"Meow~ (The new store has opened, and I can play with you for a long time with only 400 yuan~)" Gui greeted, "Meow (you can touch the meat balls as long as you like~)"
"The two of them... are really hopeless..." Gintoki complained silently.
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