"You bastard! Why are you deliberately lowering the price? This is malicious competition! Are you still a samurai like this!" Kondo shouted unhappily, "Believe it or not, I'm going to file a complaint with you at the Industrial and Commercial Administration Office!"
Gui sneered disdainfully and replied: "They are two completely different businesses, because cats and orangutans are two different animals. To use a metaphor, it is like a human [beep-] and a familiar [beep-] The difference between custom shops and giant custom shops is the same, so there is no such thing as malicious competition."
"That's it!" Kondo nodded, and then changed the price of the small wooden sign on his chest to 300 yuan.
"Asshole! It's you who competes maliciously, right?" Gui Bai shouted angrily, then lowered his head and angrily changed the price on his wooden sign to 200 yuan.
"No, because you said there is no malicious competition between the two types of stores." Kondo said matter-of-factly, and then once again changed the price on the wooden sign on his chest to one hundred yuan, "It's just that our store has a big opening It’s just a reward! This is what happens when a new store opens!”
"Asshole!" After turning away and scolding, Gui changed the price on the wooden sign on his chest to fifty yuan, "Our store offers even greater discounts!"
"You guy!!" Kondo clenched his fists, closed his eyes and showed an unbearable expression, gritting his teeth and then changed the price on the board to ten yuan with a swipe of a pen.
"This is completely malicious competition! You orangutan orangutan!" Gui roared with his eyes wide open and spittle flying everywhere. Then he changed his price to five yuan with a look of dismay.
"Don't call it by its scientific name! Be careful, I'll kill you!" Kondo rolled his eyes and cursed angrily, then changed his price to one yuan.
"Hey!! Does this kind of price still make sense?!" Gui cursed and pounced directly on Kondo.
Seeing a cat and a gorilla fighting on the street because of this kind of thing, Gintoki on the side complained expressionlessly: "Even if you two changed it to free, no kind person would be willing to touch you. , stop it, please.”
…
After a lot of trouble, the cats and the orangutan returned to the alley and sat around to discuss countermeasures.
"There is no other way but to use orangutan Shimura's guerrilla warfare," Gui nodded and closed his eyes and said, "And I didn't think the method just now was feasible from the beginning. What I did just now was just to make you understand this more intuitively. A little bit. I’m serious, it’s definitely not what I think is feasible.”
"I agree, it's better to use the orangutan Shimura's guerrilla warfare. By the way, I did the same just now," Kondo nodded and said, "The purpose of the behavior just now is actually the same as Katsura, just to prevent you from making the same mistakes again. It's for I’m just warning you that that method is not feasible!”
"You two... better stop talking, I don't want to complain anymore." Gintoki lowered his head and held his forehead with his paws and complained silently, "And only fools like you would believe that that method is possible. "
"Then, let's go!" Kondo, who had put on blue overalls at some point, shouted, holding three pet chains in his hand.
The other end of the chain has been tightly locked on the collar around the necks of Jiang Cheng and other cats.
"Hey! It's too fast!" Jiang Cheng pointed at the rope and cursed, "And I didn't even say I wanted to go with you bastards!"
"Shut up! If you are good-looking, you must contribute your strength to this group! This is teamwork!" Gintoki shouted.
"Are you kidding! Who wants to work as a team with you?!" Jiang Cheng grabbed the rope fastened to the collar in front of his neck and shouted with blank eyes, "Even if you starve to death, I don't think I will care! Go to hell. Come on! Good-for-nothing cats and good-for-nothing orangutans!"
"Asshole! Who is the useless cat/waste gorilla!" Gintoki, Katsura and Kondo shouted unhappily at the same time.
"Please change it to useless orangutan orangutan orangutan!" Kondo added another sentence himself.
"Is that what you care about?!" Gintoki shouted angrily, "The important thing is the word waste!"
But at this moment, the hair on Jiang Cheng's back stood up straightly, and at the same time, one hand pinched the flesh of the back of Jiang Cheng's neck and lifted Jiang Cheng up.
"That's right, leader, it's the cat you were talking about!" Miss Baihua, who was holding Jiang Cheng, turned back to look at Yue Yong and the other Baihua members behind her, who was holding a cigarette in her chest.
"Ah, go back." After saying that, Yue Yong stepped forward and took Jiang Cheng from the hand of the Baihua member. As for the way to capture Jiang Cheng, it was the same as the Baihua young lady. Qi Jiangcheng picked up the meat on the back of his neck casually.
"But I didn't expect the leader to actually have a cat."
"After all, the leader is also a girl."
"But didn't the leader say that this cat has sneaked away several times?"
"It's because this cat is so naughty."
"In this case, would it be better to neuter it? Cats that are neutered will become more honest."
…
Listening to the Baihua ladies behind him, Jiang Cheng mechanically turned his head to look at Yue Yong with sweat on his face, "Meow~"
Yue Yong just glanced at Jiang Cheng, then turned around and said, "Let's go."
"Hi!"×n
"Meow! (You two, please think of a solution!)" Jiang Cheng called out again, while struggling desperately, "Meow! (Help me! Please! I will work with your team! Yes! Let you also live the kind of life where you can go to Xu Xuyuan and be held in the arms of a big European shop assistant and be fed mouth to mouth!)"
"Ignore him, ignore him," Gintoki turned away silently, "We can't deal with that kind of woman, just ignore him and let him be."
"As expected of Jiang Cheng, he turned into a house cat again so quickly." Gui also silently turned his face away, and at the same time stretched out his paw and waved, "Come on, we will never forget you! Comrade!"
"What?! The life of being held in the arms and fed by a cute shop assistant from the big European school?!" Kondo suddenly became excited, rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward, "Yoshiwara! Don't be afraid! I'll come to save you right away! !”
But before Kondo could take a step, dozens of swishing kunai plunged into the ground in front of Kondo, forcing him to stop.
"Well, actually after thinking about it, I realized that I am wholeheartedly devoted to Miss A Miao!" After sitting down, Kondo turned his face away silently, "Goodbye, Yoshiwara."
"Meow! (You were talking about teamwork just now!)" Jiang Cheng shouted while struggling, "Meow!! (Why are you ignoring me?!)"
"Hey, if you make a fuss again, I'll take you to get a sterilization." Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng coldly and said lightly.
In an instant, Jiang Cheng became quiet.
[This stinky woman! ] Jiang Cheng thought angrily, [No! We must find a way to get rid of her!]
Suddenly, Jiang Cheng had a flash of inspiration and raised his head to look at the two high mountain peaks that blocked Yue Yong's face.
[Hmph, sorry!]Jiang Cheng chuckled in his heart, then used all his strength to stand up and jump, and rushed towards the two peaks with his two claws.
After feeling something strange on her chest, Yue Yong stopped and looked at the cat buried in her chest, feeling an inexplicable shame and anger for some reason.
After about three seconds of pause, the blushing Yue Yong picked up Jiang Cheng and threw him directly into the sky. At the same time, he rolled his eyes and cursed: "You perverted cat!"
Jiang Cheng, who was thrown heavily to the roof, screamed and stood upright again, running away desperately to one side without any hesitation.
[Very good! Escaped!]Jiang Cheng was secretly happy.
"Chief! The cat has escaped again!" a young lady from Baihua warned.
"Ah, that's too bad!" Yue Yong finally realized, "I was tricked by that stupid cat! Hurry up and chase me again!"
"Hi!×n"
After a group of Baihua members responded at the same time, they quickly chased after Jiang Cheng in the direction where he fled.
"Hey, you guys." Yue Yong turned around and looked at Gintoki, Katsura and Kondo, who were sitting in rows with expressions of "It's none of their business."
[What does this woman want to do? ! ] Gintoki glanced at Gui beside him and entered the internal voice channel.
[I don’t know, but is it possible that she wanted to give us something to eat to thank us for playing with her cat for so long? ] Gui replied in the voice channel.
[Why? ! Was it to thank me for taking care of her cat for a day? ! ] Kondo replied with surprised eyes.
"Take it," Yue Yong put down two barrels of lubricant in front of the two cats and the orangutan, "If you do that kind of business, you can't do without this kind of thing, come on."
After saying that, Yue Yong turned around and left.
And Gintoki and the other two fell silent while looking at the lubricant in front of them...
"Stop joking! Who is in that kind of business?!" Gintoki stood on two legs, clenched his little paws, and shouted angrily at Yue Yong's back with white eyes, "Take it back! Take it back to me quickly. And apologize to me! Apologize to me! Slutty woman!"
"Stop arguing! That kind of thing doesn't matter!" Fang Yi, who came over at some point, looked at the side of the road and reminded loudly, "There is a target coming over there!"
Hearing the sound, the two cats and the orangutan turned their heads and looked over...
Not far away, Miao and Kyubey were talking and walking towards Gintoki's direction.
"...Yes, Yin Sang seems to have not come back since then." A Miao said as she walked, "It seems that Jiang Cheng Sang and Gui Sang have also disappeared together."
"If those guys are together, there's no need to worry." Jiubeyi replied.
"Hey! Here comes another Shimura!!" Gintoki's whole cat was feeling bad. He pointed at Miao and looked at Kondo and Katsura, and said with black lines on his face, "This is not good! Orangutan Shimura Godzilla It’s coming! Let’s retreat for now!”
"No, Miss A Miao might realize it's us!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Kondo roared and rushed towards A Miao impatiently, completely forgetting that he was still holding two ropes in his hands...
(End of chapter)