"Ho ho! Ho ho ho ho! Oh ho! (Miss A Miao! It's me! It's me! I'm Kondo!" Kondo raised his hands and shouted while running towards A Miao, completely ignoring the people behind him. He was dragging Gintoki and Katsura, who were almost suffocating.
And A Miao also noticed something. She looked at the orangutan running towards her and the two cats, one white and one black, standing behind the orangutan and struggling to hold on to the rope but still being dragged on the ground. A surprised sound came out of his mouth.
"Oh! What is that?! The cat is taking the gorilla for a walk! Idiot cute~!"
After hearing this, Gintoki's entire cat froze for a moment, and Kondo also stopped in front of Amiu.
"Generally speaking, orangutans are smarter than cats, right?" A Miao gently clasped her hands in front of her chest and continued with some surprise, "Usually orangutans take cats for walks, right? But this orangutan is so powerful! He's so idiotic Awesome! Idiots are so cute!"
[Bai... Idiot is so cute? ] Gintoki thought a little speechlessly.
"Where did this silly kid come from? How much of an idiot is he?" As she spoke, A Miao stretched out her hand and gently stroked Kondo's head, "Did he escape from the idiot zoo? Yo West Yo West~ "
"Ho ho... (Miss A Miao... Miss A Miao is stroking my head!)" Kondo covered his face and burst into tears. He raised his head and cried: "Ho ho!! (Born to be big) Orangutans are so nice!)”
"No, you're not a gorilla..." Gintoki complained speechlessly.
"Don't just be happy, hurry up and ask for food." Fang Yi from the side reminded.
"Food doesn't matter anymore! Just having this memory is enough for me to live for a lifetime!" Kondo clenched his fists and shouted with all his strength.
"It's so noisy!" Gintoki shouted angrily with his eyes white, "Anyway, go beg for food!"
"Xiao Jiu, they seem to be hungry," A Miao asked, as if she had discovered something, "Is there anything I can give them?"
"It's a pity, now..." As he said that, Kyubei began to grope around on his body, and two seconds later he took out a boneless ham that was several times larger than Gintoki's current body. "Except for this boneless ham. , I didn’t bring anything else.”
"Meow! (That!)" Gintoki stretched out his front paws and shouted wildly, "Meow! (We don't want anything except that! Give it to me! Give me that! Why does this guy carry so much meat with him? ? Are you planning to attack Castlevania?)"
"Yeah, there's only boneless ham." A Miao covered her mouth and said, then looked at the cats and the orangutan in front of her, "Then there's nothing we can do."
"Sorry, we only have boneless ham now." Kubei said apologetically, "I will bring something better next time."
"Meow! (Eh? Wait! I said that, that's all!)" Gintoki continued to shout while looking at Kubei who was holding the boneless ham in his hand and spinning it with his index finger like a basketball. "Meow! (Boneless ham is not used here. When do you plan to save it for use?)"
"Xiaojiu, it's almost time for us to leave," A Miao looked sideways at Jiubei, narrowed her eyes and said with a smile, "I'm just repairing the TV, but it's really embarrassing that I have to make a special trip from you."
"No problem," Kubei stopped what he was doing and raised the boneless ham in his hand with one hand. "Tap the TV with this boneless ham and it will be done in one go."
"Meow! (That one can be done without boneless ham!)" Gintoki complained crazily with his eyes white.
"I'm sorry," A Miao looked down at Gintoki and said slightly apologetically: "The boneless ham is a bit too salty for you, and it's not good for your health."
"Meow! (It's okay! Don't worry about such trivial things!)"
"As an alternative," Miu said, he took out a black lunch box from his sleeves and placed it in front of Gintoki, "I tried this."
After doing all this, A Miao and Jiubingwei turned around and left without stopping.
"This thing is harmful to the body but not beneficial at all!" Looking at the dark matter in the lunch box that was still emitting an ominous dark atmosphere, Gintoki couldn't help shouting frantically, "What a terrible situation! The result was that after we took a look at the ham, only the dark matter was left behind, those women! They just pooped a lot and then went back! Bastards!"
What Gintoki didn't notice was that Kyuubei stopped at this moment. After saying something to A Miao, he turned around and walked slowly in his direction.
"Shimura fights just to shit." Gui said from the side.
"Hey! Give me the rope!" With that said, Gintoki kicked Katsura over and began to stomp hard, scolding him while stomping back: "This guy is going to turn into a ham now! You bastard!"
"Wait! Look!" Gui quickly pointed forward and reminded.
"Huh?" Gintoki stopped and turned his head to look over.
I saw Kyubei returning at some point and now standing in front of the two cats.
"I'm sorry," Jiubei made a silent gesture, blushed slightly and said in a low voice, "I have to keep it a secret from Miao."
At this moment, the image of Kyubei suddenly became taller, more selfless, and more understanding of the cat's will in Gintoki's heart!
Looking at the slightly blushing Kyuubei bathed in the pink glittering special effects background, Gintoki was so moved that he was speechless.
"Meow...meow! (Ku...Kuubei-kun! Have you changed your mind? Come and give us ham...)"
Before Gintoki finished speaking, Kubei had already moved away. She showed a longing look on her face and leaned over to grab a handful of dark matter from the lunch box and put it into her arms. Then she turned around and walked towards him briskly. Followed A Miao and walked.
"... I just took away some dark matter?!" After being stunned for two seconds, Ginshi couldn't help but complain: "Can you eat it? Can that one be eaten? How much do you like A Miao! That one? child!"
(By the way, at this time, on the other side, Jiangcheng was still running for his life on the streets of Edo. Behind him were a group of Hyakuhua members who didn't even know how to write the word "give up.")
"How could this happen..." Kondo knelt on the ground, put his hands on the ground, and shouted in disbelief: "I tried so hard, but in the end I didn't even get a single piece of food... This is the world of Kabukicho stray cats..."
"It's just a failed hunt. Don't be so downcast," Fang Yi said, facing the street, "Put your tail up and look carefully in front of you. Look..."
The two cats and the orangutan looked in the direction of Fang Yi's line of sight, and saw that on a wooden bench on the side of the road, a captain of the Shaking S First Team wearing a Shinsengumi uniform was leaning on the bench with his eyes closed. repose.
"Isn't that Sougo? He must be looking for me everywhere!" Kondo said movedly, "I'm sorry for making you worry."
Perhaps because the sight of the two cats and the orangutan was too intense, Sougo opened his eyes, and from time to time looked in the direction of the Gintokis, seemingly inadvertently but yet caringly.
"Ah, he's looking this way," Gintoki reminded in a low voice, "Hey, he's looking this way from time to time."
As he said that, Gintoki suddenly noticed that Sougo's cheeks turned slightly red, but it passed quickly. He said in surprise: "Ah! He blushed! What? Do you like cats? Does that child like cats?"
"No! I like orangutans! He must be looking for me, who is missing like an orangutan!" Kondo argued.
As soon as Kondo finished speaking, Sougo, who was sitting on the bench, made a move. He reached into his arms and fumbled for a Shinsengumi sausage, and began to slowly peel off the skin.
"Ah! Isn't that sausage!" Gintoki exclaimed.
"Shinsengumi sausage! My favorite Shinsengumi sausage!" Kondo shouted.
"No!" Katsura argued, "It's not your sausage! And my favorite Shinsengumi sausage!"
At this time, Sougo, who had already peeled off the skin of the sausage, held the sausage and shook it gently towards Gintoki.
"Asshole! You are obviously a patriot against the barbarians, what are you talking about?!" Kondo shouted angrily, "That is sausage that only the Shinsengumi can eat!"
"Idiot! What you are now is not a Shinsengumi! You are just a gorilla orangutan!" Katsura retorted.
"I told you not to call her by her scientific name! Be careful, I will really kill you!" Kondo shouted angrily.
But at this moment, Kondo and Katsura suddenly noticed that Gintoki had already rushed in front of Sougo. He was lying on the ground and rolling over on his belly, following the sausages shaking in Sougo's hands while shaking his head and selling them. So cute.
"You guy! What are you trying to show off?!" Kondo shouted angrily.
"I'm the only one who can act cute to that guy!" Gui yelled, then rushed forward and started fighting with Gintoki.
"Are you really a patriot against the foreigners?!"
Kondo, who was belatedly aware of the situation, hurriedly rushed over after making a complaint, and a chaotic battle between two cats and one orangutan began.
"Shut up! I'm just Gui Guigui now!" Gui argued loudly.
"Then it's still Katsura!" Kondo shouted angrily, "Let go! The sausage is mine!"
Gui: "No! It's mine!"
But at this moment, the coat of a sausage was thrown directly into Kondo's face. At this time, the two cats and the gorilla stopped and looked at Sougo in front of them.
I saw Sougo casually throwing the sausage without its coat into his mouth, chewing it while looking at this wonderful combination in front of him, with a look of confusion on his face.
"Huh? What are you doing?"
In an instant, Gintoki's faces became expressionless.
With a click, Sougo took a photo of the two cats and one orangutan in front of him, then turned around and walked away leisurely with his pockets in his pockets.
"Hey, can I call the thing hanging under that guy's crotch a sausage?" Gintoki asked expressionlessly.
"What are you talking about? You can't be wrong! That's sausage!" Kondo clenched his fists and shouted angrily.
(End of chapter)