Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 478: Are domestic cats and wild cats two different breeds?

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"You brat! I'm going to help you get a sterilization!!" Gintoki's eyes were already glowing fiercely.

"Wait a minute! There is a target over there too!" Fang Yi reminded loudly.

(At this time, Jiang Cheng on the other side had already run a full circle around Edo, but still could not escape the relentless pursuit of Baihua and others.)

"Huh?" Gintoki made a confused sound and then turned his head and looked in the direction Yoshiichi pointed. After seeing the guy with V-shaped bangs wearing the Shinsengumi uniform who was sitting on the bench and smoking, he couldn't help but He opened his eyes consciously, "That...that's it!"

"Isn't that fourteen?!" Kondo said in surprise.

At the same time, Fourteen, who noticed that something was looking at him, also began to look away, with a trace of unnaturalness on his face. At the same time, his eyes were evasive from time to time, as if he was looking at Gintoki casually but a little deliberately. Several directions.

"I always feel like I look over here from time to time, what? It feels so disgusting." Gintoki looked at Fourteen and said with disgust.

Looking at Shi Shi who took out a bottle of yellow something between solid and liquid, Gui reminded him: "It seems like he took something out of his arms."

Immediately afterwards, Fourteen opened the bottle of mayonnaise in his hand, squeezed it in his hand, raised his face, and opened his nostrils in intoxication, sniffing something.

"Kondo-san, Kondo-san? Can I ask?" Gintoki said.

"What's wrong?" Kondo replied.

"What is he doing?" Gintoki looked at Fourteen who seemed to be showing off the mayonnaise in his hand and asked, "What is that? Huh? What, do you want to be killed? Huh? I have never even thought about that kind of thing. ! Do you want to be killed?! You bastard! Why are you showing off? You are so angry! Do you think we want it? You are so angry!"

Looking at Fourteen who was constantly changing poses one after another with the purpose of showing off the mayonnaise in his hands, Kondo covered his face with his hands and couldn't bear to look at him: "Fourteen! Stop showing off! It's so embarrassing! Even I feel that Embarrassing!”

"I can't bear it anymore!" After shouting angrily, Gintoki rushed forward.

But just when Gintoki was still a few steps away from Fourteen, Fourteen stood directly on the bench, half-squatting, raised his head and ate the entire bottle of mayonnaise.

After doing all this, Fourteen turned his head and looked at Gintoki, whose face was covered with black lines, and asked knowingly: "Huh? What are you doing?"

Seeing Shizuo holding a cigarette in his mouth, turning his back and leaving in a hurry with his pocket in his pocket, Gintoki became furious, rolled his eyes and cursed angrily: "What are you doing?! Kill him! I want to kill him." Kill him!"

Kondo held Gintoki with both hands, who was still struggling frantically to rush towards Fourteen, and at the same time persuaded him: "Forgive him, that guy is not used to it yet, not used to this kind of thing. He thought the whole world liked it. Where’s the mayonnaise!”

Gintoki was so angry that the whole cat felt bad. The fur on its body and tail were raised at the same time, and it was still panting heavily.

"Calm down and hunt for the next target." Kondo comforted him while tracing the hair on Gintoki's back.

After being comforted for a while, Gintoki's anger gradually dissipated, his body gradually relaxed, and his tail and the fur all over his body returned to their normal state.

But at this moment, Fourteen's voice came from behind Gintoki.

"Hello"

Seeking the sound, Gintoki, who had just calmed down his anger, turned his head and saw Fourteen with his pockets in his pockets and a faint but helpless smile on his face.

"I'm just kidding, I have to keep it a secret from everyone." Fourteen said softly, then took out a bottle of mayonnaise from his arms and squeezed it all on the ground in front of Gintoki, forming a very disgusting shape.

After squeezing, he threw the empty mayonnaise bottle on the ground. After doing all this, Shi Shi turned around and left without stopping.

But just after taking two steps, Fourteen stopped again, turned his face sideways, gave a thumbs up and chuckled, then turned back again and continued to leave unhurriedly.

As for Gintoki, they were so angry that their eyes were glowing green, their heads were covered with black # characters, and their hair and tails stood tall.

"Go hunting!" Gintoki said every word through gritted teeth.

(At this time, Jiang Cheng had already started his third escape around Edo.)

At dusk, the Gintoki, who were walking slowly behind Fang Yi, met Jiang Cheng in a certain alley, who was almost paralyzed from exhaustion.

"I can't do it anymore..." Jiang Cheng, who was paralyzed on the side of the alley, said panting, "Today, at least... I ran around Edo ten times this afternoon... Those women are so scary... I have no intention of giving up. ...Water, just give me some water... Please..."

Gintoki, Katsura and Kondo chose to ignore it at the same time and walked past Jiang Cheng without stopping.

"Hey! Don't ignore me! Where's the teamwork we promised?!" Jiang Cheng quickly stood up and followed everyone.

"The harvest in one day is zero, maybe we don't have the talent to wander." Kondo sighed with some disappointment and said as he walked.

"Hey! Don't ignore me!" Jiang Cheng interrupted.

"You don't need that kind of talent. Have you lost the hope of returning to your original state?" Gintoki said angrily, then looked at Jiang Cheng aside, and continued with a look of disdain, "Hurry up and get arrested." Catch it, please, go back to being your house cat and stop bothering us."

"Hey! Who is the house cat?!" Jiang Cheng shouted unhappily.

"It's you!" Gintoki, Katsura and Kondo shouted at the same time.

But at this moment, Gintoki suddenly discovered that after walking out of the alley, Fang Yi walked directly to a house, straightened up and scratched the sliding door with his two front paws.

"Hey, what are you doing? Your Highness Yoshiichi." Gui, who followed the others and walked over, asked.

"I can't help it. Let me show you my treasured food." Fang Yi said.

"It seems that even in a cat's world, you still have to hide your personal money when you should." Jiang Cheng shook his head and chuckled.

"Hey! This isn't..." Gintoki suddenly noticed something.

Immediately afterwards, the sliding door was opened. Looking at the two women who appeared at the door, Jiang Cheng became expressionless for an instant.

Without any hesitation, Yue Yong reached down and pinched the back of Jiang Cheng's neck, lifted Jiang Cheng up, threw him into the pet cage in his hand, closed the door and locked it in one go.

"Meow! (Wait a minute!!)" Jiang Cheng stood on two feet, pulling hard on the iron cage with his two paws, "Meow! (Why is this the result?! Let me go! You stinky woman!) "

"Is this the cat you raised that likes to run around?" Granny Denshi looked at Jiang Cheng in the cage and kindly reminded: "It seems that it is still a cat that only likes to hang out with wild cats. This kind of cat I don’t recommend raising one, as you might get the diseases of wild cats.”

"Meow! (Who is her cat?! I'll kill you! Stinky old woman!)" Jiang Cheng meowed with his eyes rolled.

"Ah, don't worry. Once you have the cage, you won't be able to run away anymore." Yue Yong answered casually.

"But it doesn't matter if you are mixed with these few," Granny Denshi lowered her head and glanced at Fang Yi, "Long time no see, Fang Yi, how many years has it been?"

"Baba...ba..." Gintoki murmured in disbelief.

In the Toshi shop, Kondo was sitting cross-legged on the ground and eating the banana in front of him, while Gintoki and Katsura were engrossed in eating the food from the cat food bowl on the ground in front of them.

Fang Yi nestled on a chair at the front desk with his eyes closed. As for Jiang Chengcheng, things were even worse. There were several thick iron chains tied to the outside of a small cage that had been reinforced countless times, and the big iron locks were all locked. There are several.

"Meow! (Don't be kidding! In which world would there be such a cat cage!)" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and shouted angrily, "Meow!! (By the way, I am not the cat raised by this woman at all! Gintoki! Wig! Gorilla! Hoichi! Help me!!)"

"You are such a noisy cat," Granny Denshi looked at the cage placed at Yue Yong's feet with interest, "You really can't stop for a moment."

"It doesn't matter. If it continues to be like this, I will consider neutering it." Yue Yong gently exhaled a puff of second-hand smoke and replied calmly.

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng screamed even harder, scratching the big iron cage with his claws, "Meow! (You guys can definitely hear it, right?! Don't pretend to be stupid! Think of a way! Hurry and save Save me! This woman is terrible!)"

"Meow~ (Just accept your fate)" Gintoki said without raising his head, "Meow~ (Domestic cats and wild cats are not the same breed.)"

"Meow (yes, Jiang Cheng, everyone has their own way of survival, come on.)" Gui agreed.

"Hoho! (Sorry, Yoshihara, that kind of woman can't even be a gorilla, give up.)" Kondo continued.

"Meow! (You traitors!)" Jiang Cheng said through gritted teeth.

"Meow (no, you are the least qualified person to say this)" Gintoki and Katsura complained at the same time.

"Quiet!" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng coldly, and took out a kunai from her arms, "If you continue to make trouble, I will have you sterilized now!"

In an instant, Jiang Cheng calmed down, looked at Yue Yong with gritted teeth, and thought bitterly in his heart: [Wait until I return to my original state! Stinky woman!]

"It seems that this cat is quite easy to train. It calmed down after a little threat." Granny Denshi chuckled, then looked at Fang Yi, and continued with some emotion: "But then again, Fang Yi , I really didn’t expect you to bring friends here, it’s really rare. I thought you were still a loner like before. It’s true, you are getting better and better at making enemies.”

As she said that, Granny Denshi looked at the two cats and the orangutan who were crying and eating on the ground, "Let me tell you, this guy is not as bad as people say, he is just clumsier than other guys."

At this time, Fang Yi also opened his eyes, and after making a disdainful sound, he jumped down from the chair and walked towards the door without any hesitation.

"What a verbose old woman, hey, it's time to go, you bastards." Fang shouted without looking back.

One more chapter, later.

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