In Kabukicho Park at night, Gintoki was squatting on a small stone castle not far from the swing, looking at the bright moon in the sky, while Kondo and Katsura were sleeping soundly on the ground.
"Ah, I'm so hungry that I can't sleep," Gintoki lamented, muttering to himself rather depressedly: "How long will this kind of life continue? When can I go back to the way I was before? Shinbaji, Kagura, what are you doing?"
"Hey, eat." Jiang Cheng jumped up with a shopping bag in his mouth and placed the shopping bag next to Gintoki.
"I thought I'd never see you again, but you're really amazing. You were able to escape from that kind of cage." Gintoki glanced at Jiang Cheng, then put his head into the shopping bag and started eating in small bites. got up.
"Ah, don't worry about that. There is no place in this world that can completely trap me. Even if I am really trapped, I just need to keep breaking the walls."
Jiang Cheng licked his paws and continued disapprovingly: "In the past few days, I have been thinking, what is the reason why we turned into cats? Is it really just because the cats buried down there want to punish us? Now it seems that maybe it shouldn’t be.”
"Have you found any clues?" Gintoki asked while eating.
"No, I just have a little clue." Jiang Cheng shook his head and looked directly at the bright full moon in the sky. "I thought this was a punishment, a punishment for our usual treatment of wild cats on the roadside. Turning a blind eye to begging for food and not caring about their lives are punishments, but it doesn’t seem to be the case now.”
"Recently, this is the reason why I bring food to wild cats every time. But so many days have passed, and it has no effect at all. So I think, if we are really because of the little grave buried under If the cause of cats is this body, then what exactly do they want us to do?”
"Can fulfilling their wishes return them to adulthood?" Gintoki raised his head and replied thoughtfully, "Indeed, this seems to be the most likely possibility now, but the question is, what exactly is their wish?"
"I'm sure of this," Jiang Cheng turned around and looked at Gintoki seriously, "but I can't do that on my own, so I need your help!"
"Although asking "what kind of wish" at this time can keep the conversation going on the trend just now..." Gintoki replied with a look of disdain: "But I really doubt the possibility of thinking it out of your head. "
"You can't be wrong," Jiang Cheng shook his head and looked far ahead, "Based on what I saw and heard when I became a cat in the past few days, and today's day of overt and covert inspections, I'm sure."
"What exactly is that?" Gintoki asked casually.
"Gintoki, you should have noticed it, right?" Jiang Cheng continued with a serious look: "There is a huge gap in the number of male and female wild cats here. There may not be one female cat among a hundred male cats, so I think , perhaps because of this reason, those cats who did not enjoy being able to fuck until they died conveyed this resentment of virginity to death to us, which led to us turning into this kind of body."
"Normally I would complain at this time, but I don't know why, but today I think it makes sense..." Gintoki sighed, "Maybe it's because it really makes sense."
"Let's go!" Jiang Cheng stared into Gintoki's eyes seriously.
"What are you doing?" Gintoki answered impatiently with a sad face.
"Of course we are going to build a custom shop that only belongs to cats in the world of stray cats!" Jiang Cheng replied seriously, "I have already drawn up a plan. The first step is to start from today. Gather all the female cats who are willing to do that kind of business, and then train them! Leave the training to you, I believe in you! Then, the second step is to set a suitable price and open the business! At the same time, in order to prevent malicious competition, it is necessary to establish The regulatory mechanism is like the Industrial and Commercial Administration in the human world. Leave this matter to the orangutan and the wig. The third step is that our body automatically returns to normal!"
"Why do you leave Neko Yugi's training to me?!" Gintoki shouted with his eyes rolled, "It's best to leave it to you!"
"Gintoki, I can't do it. It's best to leave this kind of task to you." Jiang Cheng shook his head, "When I went to places like that before, you were the only one who would pay attention to the various skills and skills of the wandering girls. They are used to it. So if it were you, you would be able to train them to perfection."
"Who would pay attention to such subtleties!" Gintoki cursed with his eyes rolled.
"That's you," Jiang Cheng said matter-of-factly, "Every time you discuss with us what that wandering girl does and what posture she likes to use..."
Boom!
"Shut up!" Gintoki stood on two legs, roared with white eyes and gave Jiang Cheng a cat punch on the head.
"I'm just telling the truth," Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and argued with an unhappy look, "Now I can't find any other possibility except this possibility. In order to restore the original appearance, I also All we have to do is try various methods, right?"
"Try it yourself!"
"I've been told that one person can't do this kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng argued.
"Really, they are really a group of guys who refuse to give up." Fang Yi's voice came from behind the two of them, and he slowly came to sit down beside them, and then said: "Yin, Jiang, you guys He will no longer be human."
After Gintoki snorted quietly, he glanced at Fang Yi who was standing aside, "Don't you just listen to my jokes? Do you really believe it? It's such a stupid thing."
"Huh, if you don't believe me, why would I care about you?" Fang Yi snorted lightly and said with some disdain.
"Huh?" Jiangcheng and Gintoki turned to look at Hoichi at the same time, and made a confused sound.
Fang Yi continued to think about himself: "Really, I want to give you some advice as an ancestor who has walked the same road, but I didn't expect you to be so slow."
"You...could it be..." Gintoki's eyes widened unconsciously and he looked at Fangyi in disbelief.
"Have you finally noticed?"
"No way... you!" Gintoki's eyes widened and he continued with a look of horror, "It's Doraemon..."
"Wrong! Totally wrong!" Fang Yi madly complained, "Why is Doraemon appearing in the current topic trend?!"
"Well... I'm wondering if cats in the future will also be immortals in a sense..." Gintoki explained to himself, and then glanced at Hoichi's ears, "Will the ears also be damaged by mice?" Didn’t it disappear after you bit it?”
(Ancestor (predecessor) and immortal have the same pronunciation.)
"Who said the ears were bitten off by mice! Who said there is a fourth-dimensional pocket!"
"Gintoki, you completely misunderstood Hoichi's words," Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed, "Hoichi means that he once wanted to build the kind of store that only belongs to wild cats in the world of wild cats, but failed. ”
"Your understanding is the most outrageous!" Fang Yi rolled his eyes and shouted.
"Huh? If it's not Doraemon, what is it?" Gintoki asked in confusion, and then suddenly thought of something. He looked at Fangyi in surprise, and continued incoherently: "Could it be that you are...Pa...Pa...Pa?" ...Pa meow?"
"It's Parmen, right!" Fang Yi complained in a somewhat frantic manner, "Why is there another subtle time travel? There isn't one? It's just a chimpanzee! The one on No. 2!"
(Superman Parmen: The same author as Doraemon, and was created earlier than Doraemon. In addition, Superboy Parmen No. 2 is a chimpanzee.)
"Hey, are you lying?" Gintoki looked at Fangyi with sweat on his face, standing on both legs, holding his forehead with his two front paws, looking panicked, stammering, "Then... why... Why is Frieza-sama in a place like this?!"
"It's just the forehead!" While roaring, Fang Yi hit Gintoki's forehead hard with veins popping out from his forehead.
Bang! After the sound, a big bump appeared on Gintoki's forehead.
"Don't you understand? I was once a human being just like you." Fang Yi once again looked at the night sky in the distance and said slowly.
"...Huh? Huh-?!" After being stunned for a moment, Gintoki stood up in shock and pointed at Fouichi in surprise, "So you're not Lord Frieza's final form?!"
"Is that what should be surprising?!" Fang Yi rolled his eyes and complained wildly.
Jiang Cheng chuckled softly and sighed softly: "Ah, I didn't expect to hear something extraordinary again. It's really surprising..."
"Wait a minute! You have been the cat boss here for many years, right?" Gintoki suddenly thought of something, and looked at Fangyi with sweat on his face, his ears twitched unconsciously, and there were also thoughts under the corners of his eyes. After several black lines, he asked tentatively: "How many years...how many years have you been a cat?"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng also reacted, his face instantly changed, and then his eyes twitched and he mechanically slowly turned his head to look at Fang Yi.
"...I turned into a cat thirteen years ago." Fang Yi answered slowly.
In an instant, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki spurted out a mouthful of blood and crawled to the ground at the same time.
"So I told you a long time ago that you can't change back to your original appearance," Fang Yi continued unhurriedly, "Well, the weight of the curses you and I carry are also different."
"Does this mean you can only use two claws when playing games in the future?" Jiang Chengsheng, who was lying in a pool of blood, said helplessly.
"Is this all you care about?!" Gintoki said wildly with his eyes white, then he sat up again and looked at Fangyi beside him, "Have you given up on becoming a human?"
"That is a sin that I cannot escape and must bear."
Fang Yi spoke slowly: "I was not a normal guy before I turned into a cat, and I haven't changed much from now. I am a hated existence who only uses violence to solve everything..."
(End of chapter)