Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 481: Different breeds of cats require different methods

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"...The difference is that compared to the people at the top, I am just a gangster hired by the underworld."

Hoichi continued to talk about his past, "As long as there is an order from above, no matter who it is, I will kill anyone. I have taken the lives of countless people with these hands. "I am not wrong, I was just hired, so I can't help it." "I can't do it for prey. "Method", shirk all the responsibility to the employer, separate this thought in your head, and just work blindly. "

"...At that moment, unlike me who was tied down by my employer, a free wild cat came into my sight shining brightly. I don't know when it started to feed it. It is a fixed part of every day. On the days of killing, I only feel free when I play with it.”

"It was after that that I no longer wanted to kill people. No matter how many people I cut, I could not feel the weight of life. For the first time in the little lives I touched with my own hands, I gradually began to feel the weight of life." feel. "I will never kill anyone again," I made an agreement with that guy without permission. "

"But I still got an order from my employer and approached the job of committing suicide. Maybe I realized that I was useless. I thought, if committing suicide involves taking someone's life, it's better to just die. That's what I thought. …”

After being silent for a while, Fang Yi slowly continued: "When I recovered my consciousness, I realized that the surroundings had turned into a sea of blood. In the sea of blood, I saw a person like me lying on the ground. There…"

"I became like this because I broke my promise, but that guy gave me back my body and allowed me to continue living, so I decided. I have been taking something unique until now, but this body, from that The body you got from this guy is going to be used to protect something unique.”

"Even if my ears are bitten off, I am still hated, or I become a lonely cat, I will protect it until this body turns to dust..."

"It's true," Gui's voice came from below, and then he analyzed to himself: "The act of abusing newcomers called baptism is also to protect the cats, right? Is it possible to survive in this extremely fierce competition? You use your own body to filter the power of Kabukicho to survive. In order to prevent innocent lives from disappearing, the violent control is also to prevent wild cats from acting without authorization and to avoid disputes with humans. For this street For cats on the Internet, nothing can suppress them more than "terror". "

"It's great to be able to analyze it to this point." Fang Yi looked at Kondo and Katsura below who woke up at an unknown time. "I can't teach you anything anymore. I'll leave the rest to you. From today on, Kabukicho The BOSS cat is you!"

"What did you decide on your own?!" Gintoki instantly became furious and complained crazily: "How could we become BOSS cats!"

"That's right!" Kondo raised his hand and said, "It's impossible to become a BOSS cat. Please change it to a BOSS gorilla!"

"That's not the problem!" Gui shouted.

"It's okay if it's you." Fang Yi closed his eyes and said slowly, "I'm already old and can't control those irritable guys anymore. My relationship with humans has deteriorated to the point where egg hunting occurs. My lack of dominance.”

"What are you talking about?" Gui argued with some excitement: "If the cats know that you want to protect them regardless of yourself, they will definitely change their ways! The BOSS cats in this street, except for Your Highness Yoshiichi, you , I’ll never find another one!”

"So you are just an idiot, Wig," Jiang Cheng chuckled, then glanced at Fang Yi beside him, and continued with a joking face: "Those are wild cats, treat domestic cats this way. Treat them and sooner or later something will go wrong.”

"No, you are the only domestic cat here." Gintoki complained silently.

"I almost forgot. In fact, your head is the same as the wig's, filled with a large number of mutated brain cells called idiots." Jiang Cheng chuckled and replied casually, "BOSS cat? In a sense Isn't it the same as putting collars on them, tying them with ropes, and putting them in cages called "rules"? For those free wildcats, there is nothing more difficult to accept. Don't you guys even understand this kind of thing? Are you idiots? "

"Maybe what you said makes sense," Fang Yi shook his head and sighed softly, "From this point, you can see that I am not a BOSS cat material, but you are different. If a few people work together, maybe He might become a completely different BOSS cat from me, and he might be able to change the lifestyle of the wild cats on this street."

After saying that, Fang Yi jumped down, looked straight ahead with firm eyes, and continued without looking back: "But, I can't do it anymore. There are more important things that need my old bones now. What will happen next?" I leave it to you."

"Do you...want to take the captured cats..." Gintoki, who thought of something, looked at Hoichi's back in surprise and murmured.

"Wait!" Jiang Cheng suddenly interrupted, "At the end, I have one more question to ask you!"

"Hurry up, I'm pressed for time." Fang said without looking back.

"Um..." Jiang Cheng said with a serious look on his face, "You must have done "that kind of thing" after turning into this body, right? Can you describe that feeling to us? "

Everyone:…

"What on earth are you thinking about in your head!" Gintoki stood on his feet and hit Jiang Cheng's head hard with his paw, "Why do you ask such a question at this time?!"

"Aren't you curious?!" Jiang Cheng argued while rubbing his head, "I heard that cats have thorns. Aren't you curious about what it feels like? You're definitely curious too!"

"Indeed, I am also a little curious." Gui nodded and said.

"No, I'm more curious about 'that kind of thing' about orangutans. "Kondo raised his hand.

"No...no feeling..." Fang Yi stumbled and said.

"Have you...really done that?" Gintoki twitched the corners of his eyes and looked at Hoichi with black lines on his head.

"No, it looks like not," Jiang Cheng shook his head, "This tone sounds like a cherry cat."

"No...it's not..."

"Stop lying, your tone has already given it away." Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed softly, "The guy who entrusted his body to you is really miserable. He has reached this point and still hasn't gotten rid of his identity as a virgin cat. Woolen cloth…"

Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng's body suddenly hung in the air.

Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at a girl with a round head who was holding the back of his neck and a boy with eyes beside him, "Meow?"

"Yueyue, I found Aru," Kagura took out her mobile phone and dialed a number, "Aru is with a group of wild cats, it seems he is doing something very happy."

"Is this the cat raised by Miss Yueyong?" Xinbaji leaned down and glanced at Jiang Cheng, "It's quite cute."

"Meow! (Hey, you guys, think of a way!)" Jiang Cheng shouted at Gintoki and the others, "Meow! (With my current body, I can't deal with such a strong little girl! Hurry up! I’ll think of a way!)”

Gintoki and the others turned away silently, turning a deaf ear to Jiang Cheng's cry for help.

"Shinpachi, this ugly cat looks like Gin-chan!" Kagura pointed at Gintoki and looked at Shinpachi, "Natural volume looks like Aru."

"Meow! (Who is the ugly cat?!)" Gintoki shouted with white eyes.

"It does look a bit similar. Even the dead fish eyes are exactly the same. But now is not the time to talk about that. The commission has been completed. It's time to go back, Kagura-chan." Shinpachi said with a smile, and then turned around He turned to Gintoki and said hello to the other cats, "It's been a bit uneasy recently. Please pay attention to your safety. Goodbye~"

It wasn't until Kagura and Shinpachi walked away that Fangyi spoke again: "I'll leave the rest to you, goodbye."

After saying that, Fang Yi started slowly towards the front...

But at this moment, a group of wild cats slowly came around.

"Hoichi, you look very happy to have made a good friend!"

"If you want to go play, call us too~"

After briefly glancing at the group of malicious wild cats surrounding him, Fang opened his mouth and asked coldly: "What do you want to do?"

"Hmph, Fang Yi, it's really hard for you to keep stepping on our heads and domineering us."

"But that's it!"

"We will cripple you and then hand you over to the city management. There is no need for a BOSS cat on this street anymore. We are going to be free!"

After saying that, all the wild cats raised their tails and showed their claws, bared their teeth and screamed at Fang Yi fiercely.

"Are you going to defeat me?!" Gintoki jumped down and landed firmly next to Gui, "Tsk, that idiot really got it right..."

"Stop!" Katsura yelled, "You guys know how your highness Hōichi has been guarding..."

"Stop talking nonsense! Kill you too!"

"Don't let these BOSS cat candidates go!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the group of wild cats rushed over.

"Run!" After shouting, Fang Yi turned around and glanced at Gintoki and the others, "I'll leave the rest to you!"

"Hōichi!!" Gintoki shouted.

But it was too late, several wild cats had already jumped on Fang Yi's body with their claws and claws tightly grasping Fang Yi's flesh, biting Fang Yi's flesh mercilessly.

In just a few seconds, Fang Yi's body was already covered in scars, and blood even started dripping to the ground.

However, Fang Yi didn't seem to care at all and started walking forward again. At the same time, he said unhurriedly: "This saves trouble. I just want to see the stupidity of those guys who were caught by the urban management." Face, okay, lead the way for me."

(End of chapter)