Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 483: Domestic cats don't understand the worries of wild cats, and the reverse may not be true

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"We're probably going to die anyway, so I might as well kill you two now!" After swearing in his mouth, Jiang Chengbai pounced on Gintoki and Kondo and started beating them.

"Be quiet!" Gui on the side looked at the two cats and the orangutan who were fighting and reminded him helplessly, then turned to look at the two Mutianli people holding the cage, "Now is not the time for internal strife, please hurry up. If we escape from here, we will be killed before we can rescue His Highness Hoichi."

Only then did Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Kondo stop.

"Look at that guy's waist." Gui looked at a bunch of keys on the waist of a Mutiandou star who was pulling the cage, and then said: "We have to find a way to get that bunch of keys."

"Listen up!" Gintoki faced Gui and said seriously: "As long as the cat's head can stick out of the cage, the rest will be taken care of. Wig, your head is only filled with sad brain cells. It can be done, and in the worst case, even if the crowd breaks through, no one will feel embarrassed.”

"I'll be in a lot of trouble!" Gui shouted with white eyes as two big # characters appeared on his head.

"Anyway, hurry up and go, we don't have time!" Gintoki urged.

"Wig, I have always felt that you are a flexible man. No one can do this kind of thing except you." Jiang Cheng cast a warm and encouraging look at Gui.

"Hey, I already said it won't work..." Gui stood up and argued to the two cats.

"Okay, I told you to go quickly!"

With that said, Gintoki stood up, stood on his legs, and kicked Gui's body out of the cage with a flying kick.

Uh... It's just the body, the head is still stuck in the cage.

"It's out! The body is out!" Gintoki shouted.

"Hey! But what should we do next!" Gui, who was taking small steps with his legs on the ground, shouted with a cold sweat on his head. "The neck is so tight. If you stop, you will suffocate." !”

"Don't make such a loud noise!" Gintoki Shiro reminded with eyes, "You will be discovered! All you have to do next is stick your head out! Come on!"

"That's what I said..."

While Gui was talking, two Mutian Doryoshi people pulled the cage through a metal automatic door. The automatic door closed after the cage passed.

But what was a little strange was that suddenly the cage stopped, and no matter how hard the two Mutian Polygonites tried to pull it, they couldn't move it.

"Ah? Is there something that caught you?" A Mutian Polygon man turned his head and asked doubtfully.

"Tail! The tail is caught by the automatic door!" Gui's tail was caught by the automatic door, and his head was tightly stuck in the gap of the cage. The whole cat was already hanging in the air due to the drag.

"It's really strange, why can't it be pulled..." Another Mutiandiao star said in confusion.

Then, the two Mutian Polygonites pressed forward on the armrests of the cage car, while not forgetting to continue pulling forward.

Gui's body was stretched to the limit, his legs struggled desperately, and he shouted in pain: "I'm going to die! My head is going to be torn off!"

Seeing this, Jiangcheng and Gintoki kicked him hard without thinking, and Kondo waved his fist at Katsura's face at the same time.

Suddenly, Gui's wails continued for a long time.

"Get out! Get out!" Gintoki shouted with his eyes rolled as he kicked him, "If you want to survive, you have to let your head out too! All you have to do is fight!"

"I'm going to die! I'll be beaten to death by you before my head comes out!"

"Wig! All men can bend and stretch!" Jiang Cheng said while kicking, "Remember that feeling quickly! If you don't want to die, just quickly recall that state of "standing" when you get up in the morning. Become your weak puberty! "

"You are talking about being able to bend and stretch in another sense, right?"

“Think of yourself as Tom from Tom and Jerry! "Gintoki didn't stop moving at all, he still kicked Gui's face one after another, and kept cheering: "You can do it! Tom’s words can definitely do it! Just twist your face and you'll be out! "

"Yes! Wig!" Jiang Cheng cheered at the same time: "Imagine your head as the "there" of a fifty-year-old man, it will definitely work! It can definitely be softened! The fifty-year-old man probably only has a few minutes, so you can definitely get out! Come on! "

Perhaps due to the unremitting efforts of Jiang Cheng and the two cats, as well as the cooperation of the two Mutian Polygonites, Gui's head was finally... stuffed out...

"Pull it out! Good job! Wig!" Gintoki, who was pulled up in the cage again, shouted to Gui who was lying in front of the automatic door: "Hurry up and grab the key to open the cage! You're okay Right? The tail is not broken, right?"

"Well, my tail is fine." Gui raised his head and responded, then stretched out his right paw to show Gintoki the white tail in his hand.

Gintoki turned around and glanced at a part of himself that was still spewing blood. After being stunned for two seconds, he shouted in a panic: "Why is my tail broken! Why is it not yours but mine!"

"Sorry." Katsura stood up on two legs, holding Gintoki's tail, and explained apologetically: "I caught it during a painful struggle."

"Sorry about your size!" Gintoki shouted with white eyes, "Why do you have to hold on to my tail!"

At this time, after hearing the commotion coming from behind, the two Mutiandiaoxing people stopped, turned their heads and looked over, and were shocked when they discovered Gui who had escaped from the cage.

"You...when did you..."

Without waiting for the Mutiandou star to finish his words, Katsura immediately tightened the Gintoki tail in his hand, jumped up and jumped between the two Mutiandou star people, and landed firmly on the ground. It is worth mentioning that Gintoki's tail also made a buzzing sound like a lightsaber in Katsura's hand.

The two Mutiandiao people lost consciousness instantly and collapsed to the ground.

"Hey!! What do you use other people's tails for!"

"It's amazing. I didn't expect that the tail can turn into a lightsaber." Jiang Cheng stood on two legs, crossed his chest with one hand, and supported his chin with the other paw and said in surprise.

"Yes, it's really amazing." Kondo agreed.

"Why have you two gone out already?" Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng and Kondo who were standing outside the cage in a panic.

"I just found the previous kunai in my fourth-dimensional pocket." Jiang Cheng raised the kunai in his right hand and said with some luck, "Ah, you are really lucky, right? Orangutan."

"Yes, you are really lucky." Kondo nodded.

"So it makes no sense to say that my tail has been lost!" Gintoki shouted angrily, "By the way, what is a fourth-dimensional pocket?! Do you still have something like that?! Are you Doraemon?" !”

"Huh? Don't you have one?" Jiang Cheng said in surprise, then he pulled back the hair on his belly, pointed to the obvious slit and said, "Look, it's right here. I thought everyone had it."

"As big as you!"

"Anyway, come out quickly, there's no time." Jiang Cheng held a kunai, took a good posture, and turned his head to look at the group of Mutianyouxing people who were rushing towards us in the distance.

Gintoki angrily jumped down from the gap in the cage that was opened by Jiang Cheng with a kunai at some point.

"Give it back to me!" Gintoki snatched his tail from Katsura's hand, "I can use this myself!"

"The material has escaped!"

"Hurry and catch them!"

"There's also an orangutan, what's going on?!"

A group of Mutian Liaoxing people had already rushed not far in front of Jiang Cheng and others.

"Tch, reinforcements?" After Katsura said something, he reached out and pulled out his tail. At the same time, he shouted to Gintoki without looking back: "Gintoki, go quickly! I'll take care of it here!"

"Don't pull off your tail like it's natural!" Gintoki complained crazily.

"Tch, there's no other way, Wanshiwu, you have to owe me a favor!" As he said that, Kondo clenched a certain body organ that emerged from a certain part and was covered with mosaics, "Come over here, little one! You guys! Let me show you the power of the Force!"

"What is that thing you are using!" Gintoki pointed at the mosaic-covered obscenity in Kondo's hand, rolling his eyes and complaining, "That's not Force! That's just your dirty hose, isn't it? !”

"It's better not to be as lazy as your natural curls now! Gintoki!" With that said, Jiang Cheng rushed forward with a kunai in hand.

"What are you doing?! Leave quickly!" Gui held his tail, which had been straightened by the force of the force, and rushed forward at the same time, directly facing several Mutiandiao people.

"I'll leave the rest to you!" Kondo also rushed forward waving his mosaic-covered weapon and shouted.

"Wild cats of Kabukicho!" Katsura kept waving his tail, darting around among the people from the Mutiandori Star.

"And the proud Wild Cat King!" Kondo continued.

"And our friends!" Jiang Cheng continued after finishing off several Mutian Polygonites.

"Give them true freedom!!"×3

After hearing this, Gintoki didn't say much, turned his head and started running hard on all four legs.

"Hey, Jiang Cheng, why did you stay too?" Gui asked while waving the tail in his hand.

"Idiot, I'm just a house cat." Jiang Cheng calmly dodged the attacks of the Mutian Polygonites while finding every opening to counterattack. "It's different from wild cats like you. Wild cats have real freedom. I It’s just talk, I don’t know that kind of thing, and I don’t want to know at all.”

"Hmph, that's it..." Gui snorted and laughed, "It seems that he has grown up a little bit."

"Now is not the time for chatting!" Kondo reminded, and then looked at more Mutian Dou people running straight towards them with heavy weapons not far away, "Here we go again!"

(End of chapter)