Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 484: Collecting all the golden beads will awaken the dragon that grants wishes

Views:

"It seems that this embassy does have quite a problem~" Jiang Cheng chuckled, knocked out the last Mutian Polygonum in front of everyone, and then looked at those who were rushing towards us with heavy weapons. All the gods, "There are so many armed forces with heavy weapons. They seem to be protecting something. Is it someone?"

"I really caught a treasure." Gui smiled easily, "I don't know if it's luck or misfortune, but I did catch a treasure."

"It's really bad now..." Kondo's expression became serious, "It's only up to us to deal with these people..."

"Wig, orangutan." Jiang Cheng came to the two of them, holding a kunai and slightly bending his legs, "Let's go."

"but…"

"Leave it to him and let's go." Gui realized something and interrupted, "The next step is his home court."

"...Yoshihara, don't die!" After a moment of silence, Kondo said this.

After Kondo and Gui left, Jiang Chengcai twisted his neck and moved his shoulders slightly, then raised his head and glanced at the crowd of Mutian Polygonites who had surrounded him.

"Death? Are these guys the only ones?" Jiang Cheng smiled softly, and then the whole cat's aura suddenly changed. He said coldly and softly: "Domestic cats, although they are also domestic cats, I am the same as those who are kept in captivity. You guys are different, I... am free-range!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng disappeared from the place instantly.

"Disappeared...disappeared?!"

"Where?!"

"Find out quickly..."

The entire corridor became quiet again, and after a few seconds, the sound of dozens of thumps falling to the ground came to mind.

"Tch, boring." Jiang Cheng turned away and spat softly, saying this without looking back, without even looking at the Mu Tian Liao star people behind him who were all knocked unconscious in an instant and fell to the ground.

"Then...then only those annoying rats are left..."

On the other side, Kurokoma Katsuo of the Mouse Team stood between the person in charge of the Mutian Dosei embassy and his younger brother, looking at the rows and rows of cages in front of him that held all the wild cats.

"Well, that's all," Kurokoma Katsuo said, "The wild cats in Kabukicho have basically been caught."

"Thank you very much for your assistance."

After the person in charge of the embassy thanked him, he turned his head and looked at an old-looking cat with white fur and purple beads around his neck who was hobbling towards him. He was dressed in unusually noble clothes. Old man.

"How's it going? Is there any material you like?" the person in charge of the embassy asked respectfully.

"Brother, who is that shambling old cat?" the younger brother on the side asked Kurokoma Katsura in a low voice.

"Idiot! Don't talk nonsense," Kurokoma Katsuo reminded in a low voice angrily, "Do you want to be made into a canned cat and eaten!"

The scar-faced boy looked at Kurokoma Katsuo aside with a puzzled expression.

"It's the king, that's the cat king!" Kurokoma Katsuo explained in a low voice with a solemn expression.

"Huh?!" the younger brother said in surprise, "That shaky old man is actually the King of Mutianyouxing?!"

"Idiot! That's too loud!" Kuroko Katsuo slapped the boy on the back of the head and scolded him angrily.

"Why? Why are you in a place like this?" The boy rubbed the back of his head and asked Kurokoma Katsuo in a low voice, "The king actually came to Edo. This is big news! I have never heard of this information at all!"

"Nonsense, there must be a reason why you came here secretly that you can't let others know." Kurokoma Katsuo closed his eyes, spat and replied as he should.

"The reason why others cannot know..." As he said this, the boy looked at the Cat King who was standing in front of a group of wild cats.

"Meow! (Hello everyone!)" the king said.

What's a little strange is that the king's cry comes with simultaneous interpretation by a female voice, but he is a king after all, so it is normal to have some privileges.

"What's going on with this old man?"

"Can you speak to us?"

All the wild cats looked at the Cat King in surprise.

"Meow! (First meeting, all cats on Earth.)" The Cat King said again, "Meow (I'm very sorry to disturb everyone's rest and gather everyone together. Actually, I have something to ask for your help.)"

"Hey, he seems to be quite taciturn. It's unexpected that he can talk so much." A wild cat said in a low voice.

"Meow (Although I come from a different planet, but for the sake of my own race, please listen to my request.)" The cat king continued unhurriedly, "Meow (actually I am the king of a certain planet.) ) Meow. (But at this age, there is no heir yet) Meow~ (Because my wife is a very serious tuna, no, when it comes to tuna, I still like it very much, because I am also a cat.) "

(Tuna girl means [beep—] cold.)

"Hey! You revealed some incredible information to someone you just met! This old man!" A wild cat couldn't help but complain.

"Meow~(I have said nothing about having sex with me anymore. I am basically in a state of having sex. I have always been able to generate electricity by myself, and it is becoming more and more convenient to generate electricity by myself. I still use the faucet type and the ordinary ones. Too much self-generation. Now ordinary mating is complete...)"

"Hey!! I don't want to know at all! Why do we have to listen to this old man's XP!" A wild cat complained with all his strength.

"Meow (Although I have also married a new wife, at this age, that function is no longer good.)" The cat king continued, "Meow Si (my country is now in chaos because of the issue of inheritance.) Nawu (so I want to request everyone)"

"Hey! Is this the so-called pie in the sky!"

All the wild cats looked at each other for a moment and started whispering to each other.

"Although I've heard before that the soul needs to be removed or something."

"Could this old man do this kind of thing to find an heir among us?"

But at this time, the Cat King interrupted the wild cats' fantasy again.

"Meow! (Can you please give me your balls?)"

"Do not make jokes!"

"Why did the topic suddenly change to this?!"

All the wild cats got excited and roared with white eyes.

"Nawu (there has always been an ancient legend on our planet)" King Cat closed his eyes and continued slowly, "Nagasi (when the legendary golden balls were collected together...) Meowasi (will Awakening the divine dragon sleeping in the earth) Meow Sis (The divine dragon sleeping in my body...)"

The Cat King opened his eyes and stared at the wild cats in front of him with his eyes that were so cloudy that even the whites of the eyes were pure black: "Meow~ (Can you please help me wake them up?)"

"That king," Kurokoma Katsuo on the side explained to his younger brother in a low voice: "I want to extract the essence from the cat's balls and make it into a powerful aphrodisiac "Kaitan Neko's Omega"! "

"What a bullshit dragon! You old man!"

"What a joke! Why do you want us to sacrifice our eggs to awaken your dragon!"

However, the Cat King showed no reaction at all. He turned around and walked slowly towards the automatic door on the side. After the automatic door opened, the wild cats discovered that there was a control room inside the automatic door.

"Meow Sis (your energetic golden balls are very good material)" The Cat King came to the console and stretched out his hand to press a button, "Meow Siss (but it's not time yet) Meow! (Your golden balls can still be used) shine brighter)"

As he spoke, all the wild cat cages slowly tilted backwards at the same time, and the wall behind the cages was also opened. So much so that by the time the wildcats reacted, they had all fallen to the floor and gathered in the same room.

"here it is…"

Before the wild cats could recover, the iron gate on one side of the room slowly rose with a click.

"Meow? (Do you know? When will the power of continuing offspring reach its peak? It is neither when you discover the erotic DVD of your taste, nor when you meet a charming female cat, but when... )"

This time, the Cat King did not wait for the simultaneous interpreter to finish speaking, but could not wait to complete the last sentence with his own voice, "...when I am on the verge of death!"

All the wild cats looked at the huge monster with two huge horns on its head and a fierce expression that looked like a lion that came in through the iron gate, and they all took a few steps back unconsciously.

"When faced with absolute death and filled with fear," the cat king stood in front of the control room, looking at the confined space through the glass window, and shouted to the wild cats through the microphone, "In order to survive in this world Leave descendants behind, and the golden ball will shine brightly!"

"How...how could..."

"That old man...could he say..."

"Then, fear! At this moment, inevitable death is threatening you!" King Cat opened his hands and announced with some excitement, "Come on! Let your golden balls shine! Infuse your energy! Please Don’t worry! Even if you die, I won’t let your golden balls go to waste!”

As soon as he finished speaking, the big lion roared and rushed straight towards the wild cats, and the wild cats could only flee towards the wall behind them as fast as possible.

But the wall will eventually come to an end, and the lion is much faster than the wild cat.

Just when a lagging wild cat was about to be crushed into bloody mud by the lion's raised paw, the lion suddenly raised its head and howled, and stopped what it was doing.

The wild cat also escaped death.

At this time, a group of wild cats discovered that Fang Yi was biting the lion's back.

The bitten lion, with its flesh and blood flying everywhere, roared angrily, flicked its tail, and slapped Fang Yi to the ground, just in front of a group of wild cats...

(End of chapter)