Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 486: The minimum level of a friend is to understand yourself

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"Shut up!!!!"

Along with the sound of the wall shattering, Gintoki's voice came from the wall behind Jiang Cheng and Fang Yi.

Immediately afterwards, Gintoki roared and rushed out from the collapsed wall, quickly rushing towards the lion who was still flying upside down in the air because of Jiang Cheng's kick.

"Who are you saying is because you are stubborn and can't bear to give up the natural volume!" While roaring with white eyes, Gin Shikong turned around and kicked out hard, hitting the lion's chin.

After this blow, the lion screamed again and spit out a large mouthful of blood before falling heavily to the ground.

"Gin...Gin!" Fang Yi looked in Gintoki's direction in disbelief.

"What's going on with those two cats?!" the person in charge of the embassy, who was wearing the bell, shouted in surprise.

"It's Jiang...and the new guy..." Wild Cat looked at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng who were guarding Fang Yi in surprise.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Jiang Cheng turned around, grinning with big white teeth and a playful smile, "I haven't seen you for just a day, why are you all here? It took me so long to look for you, right? You’ve been a wild cat for so long that you want to become a house cat?”

"Don't be ridiculous, Jiangcheng, can they become such docile and obedient house cats?" Gintoki said with a chuckle.

"Believe it or not?" Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and complained with disdain, "Who is a docile and obedient domestic cat?!"

"Hey! You guys! Did you hear that?!" Ignoring Jiang Cheng's indignation, Gintoki glanced at Fangichi lying on the ground and shouted to the wild cats: "This guy just gave up the throne of the cat boss himself. , from now on Kabukicho will be transformed into a wild cat free city! There is no longer a cat boss in this Kabukicho! From now on, you are free to do whatever you want! Live in your own way! Then! I will test you guys on Free way of expression! You have to use your own brain to think carefully before answering me!"

With that said, Gintoki once again glanced at Hoichi who was lying on the ground dying and unable to move, "There is no boss cat anymore! Who is this Doraemon who looks like a dirty rag?! To protect you guys? Who is this ugly Frieza who vomited blood and fell to the floor with bruises all over his body?!"

After hearing this, all the wild cats looked at each other, then nodded at the same time, stood up and rushed towards the lion who was already unable to stand still and was still vomiting blood.

"Just a... friend!!"×n

All the wild cats screamed and pounced on the male lion, pounced on the male lion and bit hard.

"No...impossible!" The person in charge of the embassy opened his eyes wide and looked at the wild cats through the window in disbelief at the wild cats that were biting the lions crazily. "Have the wild cats united? Such a thing could actually happen. !”

"It's... so perfect!" The Cat King clenched his fists and looked at the scene below with excitement, "Look! That wave of energy that is as overwhelming as the sky! That's it! That's the element of the Kaitou Cat, Omega! "

Looking at the window that had begun to crack, the person in charge of the embassy on the side said quickly: "Now is not the time to talk about this, Your Excellency! If you don't evacuate quickly, there will be danger here!"

"I don't want it!" The Cat King shook his head as if he was being naughty, and at the same time, he pushed his lower body forward a few times excitedly, "I want to use Kaitou Cat's Element Omega to rejuvenate me, rejuvenate me!"

But at this moment, a cat's claw and an orangutan's claw grabbed the buttocks of the cat king and the head of the embassy at the same time.

In an instant, the Cat King and the person in charge of the embassy fell silent, sweating profusely but not daring to make a single sound.

"Do you know?" Gui raised his hand and grabbed the cat king's buttocks and said, "It is said that as long as the naughty cat..."

"If you get a sterilization, you will become well-behaved and obedient..." Kondo, who was grabbing the head of the embassy by the buttocks, took over.

"Hey..." The person in charge of the embassy turned his head slowly and mechanically with black lines on his head, and said with twitching corners of his mouth with sweat on his face, "This is the first time I have heard of it..."

"But that's superstition, isn't it? Superstition..." The Cat King slowly turned his head in the same mechanical manner and said with a cold sweat, "Things like that can't stop my fiery passion!"

"Then let's try it..." Gui continued.

"Huh?" The person in charge of the embassy and the Cat King both let out doubts at the same time, but the fur on their bodies exploded at the same time.

Immediately afterwards, there was a "ding" sound like something being taken off, and at the same time, the head of the embassy and the cat king heard screams that broke through the sky.

"Ahhhh!!"×2

Fang Yi, who was lying on the ground between Jiang Cheng and Gin Toki, looked at the war between the wild cats and the lions that was not over yet, and slowly said: "Gin, you really did something extraordinary. As for the matter, not only did he not inherit the throne of the cat boss, but he was deposed by you and turned Kabukicho into a lawless area. Those guys should make more trouble than before. "

"It doesn't matter if you don't have a cat boss or anything like that," Gintoki raised his lips slightly, "Because those guys have already experienced the pain between so-called friends. In this way, you can also forget those troublesome things. , look forward and live happily."

"I…"

Hoichi was about to say something, but was interrupted again by Gintoki.

"No one will be happy if you just look back on the past." Gintoki continued, minding his own business, "Your friend didn't hesitate to lend you his body to let you live. It must not be to make you atone for your sins..."

As he said that, Gintoki turned his head and looked at Hoichi, "I hope that my friends who are bound by iron chains and in pain can live freely like stray cats..."

Looking at Gintoki's face, for some reason, Fang Yi saw the wild cat he once was. He smiled softly and closed his eyes, "Is this what you meant by "living according to your own rules"..." "

"That's what's most suitable for Kabukicho..." As he spoke, Gintoki glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was slowly walking towards the hole in the wall behind him, "Hey, where are you going?"

"I haven't tasted the taste of mice since I turned into a cat," Jiang Cheng said without looking back, "I'm a little curious..."

"Don't overdo it." Gintoki reminded, "Your stomach, which is used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, will suffer from diarrhea if you eat that kind of dirty stuff."

"Ah, don't worry. Then..." Jiang Cheng responded, and then gently raised his right paw, "Goodbye, wild cat friends, I will come to play with you again when I have time."

"Ah, okay." Fang Yi slowly sat up and raised his right paw without looking back, "Even if it's just a ball of yarn, I'll definitely play with you happily at that time."

After smiling softly, Jiang Cheng jumped to the entrance of the cave and disappeared completely at the entrance.

After Jiang Cheng left, Fang Yicai lowered his head and continued slowly: "Yin, I have something to ask you. Don't worry, I won't say that I want you to succeed the cat boss. I just want to be friends with me... "

However, before Yoshiichi finished speaking, he discovered that Gintoki, who was supposed to be beside him, had disappeared without a trace...

After a moment of silence, Fang Yi raised his head, a bit of relief showing on his face. At the same time, with a loud bang and a howl from the lion, the lion was finally defeated by a group of wild cats.

All the wild cats jumped up and cheered instantly...

Outside the Mutiandiaoxing embassy, night had fallen unknowingly.

The boy from the Gouzhu team turned the key and started the car. Then he looked at Kurokoma Katsuo, who had just closed the door and sat down on the passenger seat, and said, "Brother, is this okay? Leave the king alone, and then It has nothing to do with me if it turns into something serious."

"Are you an idiot? What kind of bullshit is that kind of guy?" Kurokoma Katsuo, who was holding a toothpick in his mouth, said disdainfully, then turned his head and looked out the window, curled his lips and continued, "But it sounds like a really good job. Working, making a lot of money, and seeing a good show. He is truly the king of cats."

"That's right. I saw a good show and made a lot of money. I'm so happy~" Jiang Cheng's voice came from behind Kurokoma Katsuo and the younger brother.

"You think so too, right?" Kuroko Katsuo grinned and looked at his little brother, but then, Kuroko Katsuo reacted, instantly turned his head and looked behind him, and at the same time held his hand tightly. The knife in the corner of his eye.

"If you don't want to die, just keep quiet, otherwise..." Jiang Cheng said coldly, "I'll kill you now..."

"You guy!" Kuroko Katsuo thought of the man in front of him, because of this man's humiliating memory in Takamagahara.

"I... hate not speaking Mandarin well when talking to others, and..." Then, Jiang Cheng snatched the toothpick from Kurokoma Katsura's hand and stabbed it hard in Kurokoma Katsura's hand holding the knife. "The guy who keeps chewing something in his mouth."

"Ugh!" Kuroko Katsuo covered his hands and cried out in pain.

"Brother!" When the younger brother on the side saw this, he immediately became anxious. He quickly pulled out his knife and turned towards Jiang Cheng to slash, "You bastard!"

"You told me to keep quiet," Jiang Cheng held his cheek with one hand and pointed at the boy's head with an umbrella in his other hand. "Do you want to be shot in the head by me? You brat."

The boy stopped his movements instantly, cold sweat dripped from his face, and then swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Isn't...what happened last time is over?" Kuroko Katsuo covered his pricked hand and gritted his teeth and said bitterly, "We haven't had any conflicts with Yoshiwara recently, and we haven't gone there again. Takamagahara, right?”

"You told me to speak Mandarin to me, but if you use your disgusting Kansai accent again, I will send you to hell now." Jiang Cheng reminded me coldly, and then chuckled, "It's true. There is no conflict with Yoshihara, but it seems that you have inadvertently offended my "friend" this time..."

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