Seeing Xiaoyu appearing at the door, Jiang Cheng was stunned, and then he couldn't help but burst into laughter. At the same time, the murderous aura in the whole room disappeared.
"Hahaha..." Jiang Cheng held his stomach and couldn't stop laughing, "I really convinced that old woman. She even sent another TAMA. I was really tricked by her, hahaha..."
"Master Jiang Cheng just said that he would go back as soon as he sees TAMA." Xiaoyu, who was standing at the door, continued, "So you can go back now."
"Stop it, Jiang Zi." Xixiang's voice also came from the door, "Although I don't know what kind of hatred you have against them, I hope you can stop it. They are not hopeless guys."
"Who is Jiang Zi?!" Jiang Cheng yelled angrily, his veins popping out and his eyes white, "Kill you! Hun Dan!"
After saying that, after calming down, Jiang Cheng slowly stood up and walked towards the door, talking as he walked.
"After all, I said I would go back as soon as I saw TAMA. Now that I have seen another TAMA (Xiaodama), I have no choice but to go back. After all, as a man, you can't break your promise. This is basic. Also, I didn't expect that even if it is an old man There is also an old lady who cares about TAMA~ To be honest, I’m really a little surprised~”
As he said that, Jiang Cheng stopped, raised his hand and waved slightly, and continued without looking back: "That guy in the back who has an open mind, don't you like the open mind? Then take it. Multiply the reward by seven-thirds and spit it out for me to use on the wild cats on this street. And for thirty days in a row, you alone bathe seven stray cats every day, repel worms and feed them something. Yes, if you can do that, I will forget about the way I treated my friend this time. Ah, by the way, your expression must be friendly~ You must show that sweet, sweet smile~ That old man over there remembers to supervise ~It is normal life for elderly people to play with their cats and bask in the sun~”
"You're such a talkative kid," Jiro chuckled, "But...it does sound good. I agreed."
"Head!" Kuroko Katsuo said quickly, "I hate it the most..."
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng made a confused sound.
In an instant, Kuroko Katsuo obediently shut his mouth.
At this time, Jiang Chengcai started to accompany Xiaoyu and slowly walked out of the gate of the Gou Shu Group, leaving only the members of the Gou Shu Group looking at each other.
"Jiangzi~ Long time no see, would you like to have a drink at their club?" Xixiang, who was leaning outside the door, suggested with his thick arms crossed.
"Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you right now?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, but then he couldn't help but turned his head and supported the wall and spat out.
"Master Jiang Cheng, are you okay?" Xiaoyu gently patted Jiang Cheng's back and asked in concern.
"He is such a duplicitous man," Xixiang chuckled, "I just couldn't help but spit it out when I saw his face~"
"Hey, if you say such disgusting things again, I will really tear down your store!" Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from his mouth and shouted with a white eye.
"Yeah, yeah, he's a very cute man~"
Σ_( ∠)vomit... Jiang Cheng couldn't help but vomited again.
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A few days later, Denshi Tavern.
"Ah, really?" Granny Denshi, who was sitting at the front desk and smoking, said casually, "Were the wild cats safely released from the embassy?"
"Yeah." Shinpashi on the side responded, and then replied: "But in the end, they are still as stubborn as before. People in the town council also said that it would be better to sterilize them, and there are more What's strange is that this time, the guys from the Mouse Team vigorously rejected the proposal to neuter the wild cats at the town council meeting, and even said that they would set aside a place for the wild cats. What a strange group of guys. Apparently they were the ones who arrested the wild cats before and sold them to the Mutian Douxing embassy."
"Isn't it great? The leftovers in the future can be sent directly there, and there will no longer be random littering that makes this street smelly all day long." Granny Denshi replied disapprovingly.
"That's right..." Shinbachi scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.
"Then...has that guy Gintoki come back?" Granny Denshi asked next.
"Ah, yes." Xin Bajia nodded, "Not only Yin Sang, but also Jiang Cheng Sang and Gui Sang are back. However, neither Yin Sang nor Jiang Cheng Sang said what happened specifically. I originally wanted to ask Guisang, but it seems that being chased by the real selection team is quite miserable."
As he said this, Xin Baji suddenly thought of something, smiled and continued: "Speaking of which, there is one more thing. Miss Yue Yong's cat never came back since she ran away that day, even though she said she would not accept payment. I helped her look for it, but she refused."
"Is it… "
…
At the same time, in a restaurant in Edo, Jiangcheng and Kagura were sitting at a table, frantically eating the food piled high like a mountain in front of them.
"Ah! It's delicious!" Jiang Cheng mumbled while crazily stuffing food, "It feels like I haven't eaten such normal food for a long time!"
"Uncle, speaking of which, where did you, Gin-chan, and the others go during that time?" Kagura asked in a mumble while immersed in eating.
"Children, don't ask so many questions..." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "Adults also have adult entertainment. There is no need to know such things as hanging out with fox friends and cat friends for two days."
"Tch," Kagura wrinkled her little nose and said with a look of disdain, "In the end, he just secretly played with Al by himself. He is such a bad man."
"Yes, so I hope you can find a man who is not as bad as us in the future." Jiang Cheng said perfunctorily without raising his head.
"Of course!" Kagura clenched her fists and said with excitement, "I have decided on Aru! I want to marry Grandpa Ken Oji! That old man is the complete dominator of chickens, Aru!" Whether it’s egg rice bowl or fried chicken, you can eat all you want, Aru!”
Jiang Cheng raised his head, twitching his eyes and looking at Kagura speechlessly. Although he wanted to complain, Jiang Cheng, knowing that his complaints would become endless, stopped the thought of complaining abruptly. .
At this moment, the voice of the waitress suddenly came from beside Jiang Cheng.
"Sir," the young lady held a plate of omelette rice with "Thank you, friend" crookedly written on it in ketchup, "This is a treat from your friend."
"It's true..." Jiang Cheng chuckled, then turned his head to look out the window at Fang Yi's back, who was waddling on the road, and gently raised his hand and waved.
"Oh! Omelet rice Aru!" Kagura exclaimed and took the omelette rice from the waiter's hand.
"This won't work!" Jiang Cheng hit Kagura on the head and took the omelette rice, "If you want to eat it, order it yourself."
"Stingy!" Kagura rubbed her head and pouted, saying with an unhappy expression.
"Who invited you to eat so much delicious food?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
"You got it Aru!" Kagura took advantage of Jiang Cheng's moment of complaining, reached out and picked up the omelette rice in front of Jiang Cheng and exclaimed at the same time.
"Hey! You're so cunning!"
"My uncle is an idiot! Idiot, idiot!" Kagura took a bite of the omelette rice and stuck out her tongue cutely.
"Hello!!"
(Part 1—End.)
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"Three Years Group Z, Jiang Cheng (crossed out) Teacher Meow Meow!" 》The third chapter!
In the classroom with the "Three Years Group Z" sign, a morning meeting was being held at this time. As for why the morning meeting was chosen at this time when the sun was about to set, it actually didn't matter.
However, it is also possible that a certain teacher who turned into a cat chose to hold a morning meeting at this time because of the cat's habits. "Cats are nocturnal animals." Well... yes, that should be the saying.
A cat with orange-red fur, wearing pants, yes, wearing pants and a shirt, stood on the podium with its two hind legs, and kept saying something.
"To be honest, I'm really disappointed," Jiang Cheng held his forehead and shook his head helplessly, "The test results this time were all so poor. Except for the wig, there wasn't even one score higher than 20 points. With you guys like this, how can I afford the salary your school pays me every month, which is three times higher than your original class teacher? It’s really..."
"Well, teacher," Sougo raised his hand and said, "I think the poor performance this time has nothing to do with us, but has something to do with the questions in the test paper. It is impossible for anyone to get high scores with that kind of questions."
"It's all nonsense!" Jiang Cheng reprimanded seriously, "Everyone, put your hands on your chests and ask yourselves..."
"Well, teacher," A Miaoju said, "it's appropriate to put it on the chest. Putting it on the chest is considered sexual harassment."
"It doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng continued, "But if you don't want to, just put your hand into your heart, hold your heart, and ask yourself..."
"Well, teacher, we will die when it goes in." Fourteen raised his hand and said.
"Yes, teacher." Sougo raised his hand, nodded and continued, "Let Hijikata-kun put his hand into his heart and ask himself, we can just put it on his chest."
"Quiet down!" Jiang Cheng shouted with his eyes white, "It's not the kind of indifferent question at all! What's important is the results! Although I may be slightly different from your previous teacher Ginpachi. , but I think the classes I teach are still very good.
In the classes I taught before, whether they were juniors from Yoshiwara Commercial High School or juniors from Yato Industrial High School, the average score of the classes I taught was never lower than 80 points. What on earth is going on with you? Do you know that because of you, uh... no, Principal Baga talked to me and wanted to deduct my salary
Although the coercion passed later... no, it was a maneuver, changing the 20% salary reduction to a 200% increase, but I was unhappy! How unhappy! I almost had my salary deducted because of you! I almost have to reduce my spending on games every month! Can you understand my feelings? ! "
"Um, teacher...can I take the liberty to ask?" A Miao raised her hand and asked weakly.
"Ah, you say." Jiang Cheng nodded.
"May I ask what subject you teach?"
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng showed a strange expression, "Of course it's Mandarin. After taking classes for so long, don't you know what I teach?"
"No, we know, we just want to reconfirm." As she said that, A Miao took a deep breath, and then raised the 15-point test paper in her hand, "Can you please explain it to the teacher?" This test paper? Is this a Mandarin test paper? It’s in cat language, right! Each question explains the meaning of “meow meow meow”! We don't understand! We don’t understand what it means! "
"Then go and become a cat!" Jiang Cheng said sternly, "Become a cat and feel my mood! Become a cat like a wig and feel my mood! At that level, all members can reach eighty points Got it!"
[So...so willful...] Everyone thought at the same time.
"In short, everyone must get at least 80 points in the next test!" Jiang Cheng shouted seriously, "Otherwise, I will cancel the next school trip!! Then, get out of class is over!"
After that, without waiting for the students to express their objections, Jiang Cheng jumped off the platform and walked towards the classroom door.
"Um, private Marseille." Yue Yong, a teacher in the health room wearing a black miniskirt, a blue shirt, and a white coat, knocked on the classroom door and opened it, then glanced down at Jiang Cheng on the ground, "Here The vaccine for cats has arrived.”
"Who wants to vaccinate cats?! Smelly woman!" Jiang Cheng shouted angrily with his eyes rolled.
"No... cats still need to be vaccinated, otherwise it will be very troublesome if they get sick." Yue Yong explained.
"It will change back in the next chapter! It won't always be like this!"
"But it's also possible that someone might contract a cat disease between this chapter and the next." Yue Yong said seriously.
"How much do you want me to be infected with the cat virus?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "No need! I have to go home early to play games! Goodbye!!"
"No, it's the principal's order, so..." Yue Yong lowered his head and mentioned Jiang Cheng, "I'm sorry."
Seeing Yue Yong holding Jiang Cheng without looking back, the students in the classroom fell silent, except of course, except for a certain student who also turned into a cat.
"Wait a minute! Teacher!" Gui jumped off the table and ran in the direction Yue Yong left, "There's me too! Please give me the vaccine too! Please, meow!"
A group of students:…
The third episode of "Three Years Group Z, Teacher Jiang Cheng" is over!
(End of chapter)