Yoshihara.
"Everyone in front of the screen, I'm so sorry!" Jiang Cheng, who was kneeling on the ground, bowed his head and shouted, then raised his head to face the camera and continued: "Today I was supposed to broadcast the [Beep—] episode. , but due to [beep—] it became [beep—]! So I will send the [beep—] special episode with the feeling of [beep—]!”
"Um..." Haruta reminded speechlessly, "Brother Jiangcheng, what do you mean by what you just said? You just said a lot of [beep-] at the beginning, and the readers have no idea what you are saying..."
"Don't worry about this kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and replied with a disapproving look, "It's not important at all! The Onmyoji episode planned to be broadcast today can only be fooled by a special episode due to the lack of actors. This kind of thing is completely unimportant!"
"That's not true," Haruta narrowed his eyes and complained with disdain, "By the way, didn't you just tell me the specific situation? What do you mean when you say the actors are not good enough? Will this happen again in our crew? Don’t you know what’s going on?”
"Haven't you noticed that you and I are the only two people on the entire set today?" Jiang Cheng reminded him with an expressionless face, squinting his eyes, "Even the set was set in my room. At this level, how could you still Do not understand?"
"I understand a little bit..." Haruta lowered his head and sighed heavily, "Speaking of which, the two of us are also going to join us today? Don't you think it's weird? Our combination."
"But having said that, what is your favorite line in this work, Haruta?"
"The topic was changed too abruptly!" Haruta rolled his eyes and complained angrily, "Is this what today is? A special episode of classic lines?!"
"If you don't like it, you can fool me with your diary or something." Jiang Cheng shrugged and said nonchalantly.
"No, let's use special lines..." Haruta replied without thinking, and then suddenly thought of something, and quickly continued, "No, that's not true at all, right? It should be said that it is the reader's favorite line, right? I The lines I like are completely useless.”
"Of course, when it comes to the line that I care about the most, it is indeed the line that Sister Jiang Hua said at the beginning of the second chapter." Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and said to himself.
"Hey, why did you continue talking so naturally?" Haruta complained expressionlessly.
"Because I already have someone who can hold an umbrella for me, right?"
"Yeah!" Jiang Cheng nodded, then picked up his umbrella and stood up, "I'm still a little concerned about it. Wait for me a moment, Haruta. I'll kill that bald man and come back."
"Is this what you said you care about?!" Qingta felt bad. She pointed at Jiang Cheng and shouted, "It's just jealousy! I guess your sister-control complex is too deep." ! Stop it! Please stop it!"
Saying that, Qingta hugged Jiang Cheng's legs and tried his best to stop him.
"Let me go! Haruta!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and roared, "I will definitely kill that bald man today! Why are you so arrogant? It's just a bald man! It's just a bald man! No matter how you look at it, there is nothing but a bald man. Bald! After all, being bald is not an advantage at all!”
"Hey!! Calm down quickly!" Haruta shouted with all his strength while dragging Jiang Cheng, "If you leave too, I can't do it by myself! Absolutely not! Today's broadcast will be over. ! Please! A special episode about classic lines is also fine! I will cooperate well! Please! Brother Jiang Cheng!"
…
Seeing Jiang Cheng sitting down again with his hands folded and an unhappy expression on his face, Haruta smiled awkwardly, then turned his head to look at the camera, raised an index finger and smiled at the same time.
"Well, when it's my turn, there are a few lines that really matter to me. The first is what Brother Jiang Cheng said in Chapter 23..."
"When human beings are dominated by sensibility and emotions, humans at this time will not consider the rationality of the situation at all. Although it may sound stupid and funny afterwards, I always believe that this is where humans shine. One of the points."
"...Although I still don't quite understand what it means, I always feel that I care a little."
After saying that, Haruta scratched the back of his head and laughed.
"Have I ever said such a thing?" Jiang Cheng asked with squinting eyes and a confused look on his face.
"Hey, what's going on with your head?" Haruta narrowed his eyes and complained with disdain.
"Ah haha," Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head and laughed naively, "Since you said that, it means that I really said such a thing. But then again, what is the meaning of this sentence?"
"Don't you know it yourself?!"
"Ah, I don't know." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then folded his hands and closed his eyes and continued, "But when it comes to shining points, I always think of Charm Point. Of course, there is no need to mention my Charm Point. There are so many, I feel like I can’t even count them.”
"You should find it out on your own!"
"No wonder I'm embarrassed." Jiang Cheng shook his head and smiled sheepishly, "Anyway, I really can't do such a thing as praising myself, even though I am indeed perfect."
"You say you're embarrassed, but you don't feel it at all. You shamelessly say you're perfect!"
"Don't worry about little things like that."
"Tch, he is such an irritating man." Haruta spat softly, and then continued, "Then, there are some lines that I care about, which are what Guisang said to me in Chapter 99. sentence…"
"Is it finally my turn? It seems that my opportunity, which has been waiting outside the set, has finally arrived." Gui, who didn't know when it arrived, stood behind Jiang Cheng, folded his hands and chuckled, "It's true, Then let me take stock of my personal four thousand sentences..."
Before Gui could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up in an instant, tied Gui tightly with a rope he found somewhere, and then threw Gui out of the window without any hesitation.
After doing all this, Jiang Cheng closed the window and sat back down, as if nothing happened.
"Never...don't let your sword be lost..."
"Direction!" Gui, whose face was covered with blood, was holding on to the window, pushing it open with all his strength, and added through gritted teeth.
"Disappear!" Jiang Cheng shouted loudly with his eyes white, and at the same time kicked Gui out again, "Qingta, cut off all the lines about this guy from now on, if there are any, cut them off. ! This guy has appeared enough times recently, but he still wants to come out and take advantage of the camera. He is really a dissatisfied person! Next one!"
"Crossing over the past doesn't mean forgetting the past! You bastards!"
"Qingta-kun?" Jiang Cheng leaned into Qingta's ear and whispered, "Whose line is this? Why is it so strange?"
"It's your own!" Haruta shouted angrily, "Your lines in Chapter 233! You remember clearly what you said!"
"Huh? Really? Did I really say such a line that is not cool at all?" Jiang Cheng said with a look of disbelief.
"Well, that's enough. I don't want to complain anymore. Let's move on to the next one!"
"Even if you are no longer young and beautiful. But... the longing that has lasted for hundreds or thousands of years, is it not a kind of light?"
"Who said this?" Jiang Cheng asked with puzzled eyes.
"It's you again!" Haruta said angrily with white eyes, "Ryuugu Chapter! The Ryugu Chapter who left me in Ryugu Castle during the summer vacation! I remember it clearly! The one who practiced alone in the dojo Sad summer vacation!”
"It doesn't matter if it can't be used as a sword to protect them. At least, you can use this tattered umbrella to block a few raindrops and sadness for them. That's enough!"
"I have an impression of this!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and shouted, "Let me think about it for a moment, which chapter it is from...ah, that's right! It's the Bitu chapter!"
"By the way, what's your size! What's the Bitu Chapter? There's no such chapter at all! It's the Benizakura Chapter, right?"
"What's the first thing that humans see when they come to this world? It's Oppa! There's only one earth, but there are two Oppai! I really hope that the last thing I touch at the end of my life is Oppai!"
"Although I don't know who said it..." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and chuckled in approval, "But the guy who can say such things must be a good guy."
"Hey, this is still your line, right? During the Yagyu chapter." Haruta complained expressionlessly, "Anyone who can say such lines is just a pervert, right? He's just a pervert who likes European styles. Just a pervert, right?!”
"Don't you like it?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"If you like it, you won't say it directly like you!" Haruta blushed and shouted, "Okay! Next one!"
"Retiring from the competition? Is there such a thing in life?"
"This is the line from the Jiaziyuan chapter!" Jiang Cheng said without thinking.
"It's Chapter 307 of the Amari Football Chapter!" Haruta corrected.
"I'm not a dabbler! A dabbler can't win first place in a team of tens of thousands of people! A dabbler can't accept the true self at a time like this! A dabbler can't shed tears in a place like this ! The last and most important point is that a dabbler cannot admit that he is a dabbler! Remember this clearly! Bastard!!"
"It's too long! Did that idiot say such a long line?" Jiang Cheng complained indignantly, "The whole conversation was half-baked! If you want me to add something, it's because he can say such a long line." If you don’t have enough nutrition, you are already a complete dilettante!”
"That...this sentence was also said by you..." Haruta reminded with a speechless face, "during the Owee chapter."
Jiang Cheng:…
"But... I want to choose the latter Aru. Even if it takes a long way around, I still want to choose the latter. Maybe smart people will choose the former at this time, but it doesn't matter, because I am a fool to begin with. . Because I’m an idiot, it doesn’t matter if I choose the latter option, because I’m an idiot.”
"Kagura-chan is so handsome~My little uncle will always support you~"
"You remember Kagura-nee's lines very clearly..." Haruta complained speechlessly.
"Samurai...just a bunch of stubborn people."
Jiang Cheng lowered his head and chuckled softly, and then whispered with some emotion, "Well, it's not bad to end it like this."
"What's so good about this?! It's not over yet! Why can you talk to yourself and say something like a summary? It's not over yet! There are still eight hundred words left!" Haruta was annoyed. shouted.
"Hey?! Really?!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise.
"Is it really okay to react like this?! What is "Eh?!"? "Qingta shouted with veins popping out and spit flying everywhere, "Please be more serious! "
"Please leave the rest of the time to me! Mr. Lin next door!"
"That one has been finished a long time ago!!"
"In that case... then please! Inosuke-kun next!"
"Hey! That one is tomorrow! The studio next door has finished today! There is no more today! We are the only ones left!"
"There's really nothing we can do." Jiang Cheng sighed softly. "Then let's deal with it as usual."
—Dedicated dividing line for small theaters—
The fourth episode of "Three Years Group Z, Teacher Jiang Cheng"!
"Ahem, next is the letter section from readers." Jiang Cheng, who was standing on the podium, cleared his throat, looked at the envelope in his hand and read slowly, "XX from xx asked, "What did Jiang Cheng do before he came to Yoshiwara? Have you been wandering for seven years? What was your life like during those seven years? And is Jiang Cheng in the film a frivolous man? I hope the answer will be given."
After reading the contents of the letter, Jiang Cheng raised his head, drooped his eyelids and replied without enthusiasm: "Yes, I have been wandering all the time. My life is between starving to death and living. As for frivolity? No. , my character in the feature film is just a person whose emotional intelligence is lower than the average human being, in other words, he is just an emotional idiot who likes European style."
"By the way, Jiang Cheng in the main film is actually a very innocent man. When he had just entered puberty, he knocked down a girl wearing strawberry panties at the corner of the corridor of the school he had just transferred to. It was a dream like a pure love comic that led to misunderstandings and falling in love. Of course, the girl in the dream also had an impressive bust."
After that, Jiang Cheng took out another letter from his pocket, opened it and read: "Mr. xx from planet xx. "Luffy...""
"Well, that's it for today's letter session," Jiang Cheng said, crumpling up the letter paper in his hand and throwing it into a trash can. "Also, everyone in front of the screen! One last reminder, three years of Z The me in the series is completely different from the me in the main film! The character settings are completely different! Apart from the same love of games and Oppai, there is no similarity at all! Please remember it clearly!"
[It sounds like there is no difference at all...] All the students in the audience complained silently in their hearts at the same time.
The fourth episode of "Three Years Group Z, Teacher Jiang Cheng" is over!
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