One morning in the lingering autumn rain, under the eaves in front of a game arcade in Kabukicho, a silver-haired man with curly hair and an orange-red haired man with a ponytail grabbed each other's collars and looked at each other with gritted teeth.
"Asshole!" Gintoki cursed through gritted teeth, "Won't you tell me when you wake up? You clearly won a lot of money before you woke up! Thanks to you, I exported them all! That's all you can do It can increase people’s luck, can’t you let me take advantage of it?!”
"You are so embarrassed that the villain complained first! Hundan!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes, with veins popping out on his face, and shouted with an unhappy look, "There are only a few people in the world who bring friends who are still sleeping to play with small steel balls. Are you alone? By the way, how on earth did you steal me out of Yoshiwara? Rope? Sack?! Do you want to be killed by me? You are a natural scumbag!"
"Who am I doing this for?!" Gintoki Shiro replied without thinking, "Do you know how much your big-eating niece can eat? The money earned by Master House is not enough for her to eat every day! Occasionally, Also think about our economic situation! Obviously it only has this little use!"
"Do you think of me as a prop in an RPG that can increase your luck?!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and cursed angrily, nose to nose. "You want to be a lucky vest guy and just go to the top floor of the casino and play the slot machines, you bastard!"
"Before that, lend me your lucky points so that I can be lucky enough to complete the task of the lucky vest within five hours!"
(Lucky Vest: A prop in Dragon Quest 11. The condition for obtaining it is that you win 1 JACKPOT (jackpot) in the top casino to complete the task and get the lucky vest. This task is extremely face-conscious, and you can’t get it out after playing for several days. There are a lot of people there.)
"The only thing left in the world is luck! People like you can't complete the task of the lucky vest even if it takes a year. Even if you play for a lifetime, JACKPOT will never appear! Give up! Idiot!" Jiang Cheng He rolled his eyes and cursed angrily.
"It will appear! It only takes about five minutes! JACKPOT can appear in five minutes at most! The task of the lucky vest only takes five minutes to complete!"
"Finish you! It's impossible in your lifetime! Just stay in the casino for the rest of your life! Just give up on taking risks! Stay in the casino and wait to die! Idiot!" As he said this, Jiang Cheng let go of Gintoki's collar and shook his head. He broke away from Gintoki's hand, turned away and spat disdainfully, and continued: "And the weather is like this, which is really disappointing. In this kind of weather, I usually stay indoors and play games. The most important thing is, you should take my umbrella with you! How can you go back in this weather!"
"Don't blame me for this kind of thing! If you want to blame, just blame my favorite Yuno anchor who always reports wrong weather lately." Gintoki folded his hands and turned his face away and spat in displeasure, "It was clearly forecast. At that time, it was said to be sunny, but it was still sunny when I secretly took you out of Yoshiwara, and it rained when it said it would rain. Speaking of which, the forecast is so inaccurate, so just stop making weather forecasts and make lottery predictions. .”
"Don't you know the weather by going to the toilet and checking your private parts before going out? If it's humid, it's raining, if it's dry, it's sunny!" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and hummed, and replied seriously, "That's right, let's go out. Check your head beforehand, it's much more accurate than the weather forecast."
"Asshole! What did you just say?!" Veins popped up on Gintoki's face again and he once again grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar, gritting his teeth and said, "Did you just say that? My head is like my private parts. Did you say that my head is TAMA and my hair is the hair there? Do you want to die? Huh? Do you really want to die?!"
"Isn't it good?" Jiang Cheng sneered, "Didn't the teacher teach you that you should be a man who is consistent on the outside and on the inside? Now, no matter who sees you, you are a man who is consistent on the outside and on the inside... No, you should be a man who is consistent on the outside and on the inside! "
"Asshole! Apologize to me! Apologize to my head and natural curls immediately!" Gintoki roared angrily.
"No need!" Jiang Cheng retorted without any hesitation.
Just when the two were about to fight, a gentle female voice came from the road in front of them.
"Well, you two, please calm down." A young woman wearing a pink yukata and a yellow coat embroidered with purple flowers, holding an umbrella to cover her face, said to Jiang Cheng and the others.
In an instant, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki let go of each other's collars and turned their heads away with unhappy expressions.
"Did you two forget to bring your umbrella?" the woman continued, "If you don't mind, hold an umbrella with me."
"No... no need," Gintoki turned his face to the side, "I feel a little embarrassed."
"Yes, I am indeed a little embarrassed," Jiang Cheng said, already standing under the umbrella, and facing the woman with a refreshing smile, "Then, let's go, just send me to Yoshiwara, this TAMA is natural Don’t worry about the volume.”
"You said you were sorry, but your body passed first!" Gintoki dragged Jiang Cheng back, "Where did your shame go?! What do you mean by natural curls in your balls? You took mine What do you think your head is? Believe it or not, I will kill you now!"
"Gintoki, haven't you heard? When facing other people's kindness, you have to accept it with an open mind! Otherwise, it will make a good woman sad!" Jiang Cheng explained seriously, then turned to look at that person The woman's original position, "So, we are still...ah? Where are the people?"
"Hey, Jiang Cheng." Gintoki pointed to the umbrella left on the ground, and then pointed to the woman who had led Yu out some distance, and her back was obviously a little disappointed.
"Except for Oupai being a bit small, she is a pretty good woman..." Jiang Cheng murmured.
"The place you noticed is so strange!" After saying this angrily, Gintoki leaned down, picked up the umbrella, and ran towards the woman, "Wait...wait a minute, big sister!"
"Hey! There's me here too!" Jiang Cheng quickly followed.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Gintoki, who caught up with the woman, said while holding an umbrella for her and walking.
"It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if someone like me catches a cold." The woman lowered her head and whispered, with a rather dejected tone in her voice.
"How can this be done? I'll feel bad about it." Gintoki replied.
"Yes, Gintoki will feel bad about it." Jiang Cheng, standing between Gintoki and the woman, interjected.
"Why are you in the middle!" Looking at the woman with half of her body outside the umbrella, Gintoki complained angrily, "You are too shameless! Half of my sister's body is outside the umbrella!"
"Don't worry," Jiang Cheng said, taking the umbrella from Gintoki's hand and leaning it towards the woman, "That's all."
"It's okay for you!" Gintoki, who was completely soaked in the rain, shouted with white eyes, "In the end, I was completely soaked in the rain! I was completely excluded from the two of you!"
"Who are you?" Jiang Cheng asked expressionlessly.
"The corners of your mouth are changing faster than the weather...bastard." Gintoki complained as his veins popped out and the corners of his eyes twitched.
…
Finally, after a lot of bickering and tearing, the woman became the one holding the umbrella in the middle.
"Sorry, I asked you to hold an umbrella." Gintoki, half of his shoulders exposed, said as he walked, "This kind of job should be done by men."
"Tch, everything will be fine if you get out if you know what's going on. You have to squeeze in." Jiang Cheng spat disdainfully, "Go to hell as soon as possible, Dandan's head is naturally curly."
"Who has Dandan with a naturally curly head?!" Gintoki said angrily with white eyes.
"Haha..." The woman actually laughed, "You two are really interesting. For some reason, my mood suddenly became much better. Besides, don't worry about my feelings, it's all my fault anyway."
"No, Gintoki's head is caused by a genetic problem that goes deep into the soul. It has nothing to do with you." Jiang Cheng shook his head and replied seriously, "Even reincarnation is useless. In the end, he is still an egg. The head is just naturally curly."
"Shut up! That's not what she said at all!" Gintoki shouted angrily, then he cleared his throat and glanced at the woman aside and continued, "How could it be your fault? It's wrong. It’s not you who is wrong about the weather. If someone is wrong, it’s the person who predicted the wrong weather..."
Gintoki suddenly noticed something and stopped abruptly. His eyes widened and he looked at the woman holding the umbrella in disbelief.
"That's right, it's my fault for forecasting the wrong weather..."
The woman finally raised her head, or rather Anchor Yuno, with only a bitter smile on her face.
"Yue... knot... knot... Yuno... anchor... "
Listening to Gintoki's incoherent words, Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki doubtfully, "Chrysanthemum? What's wrong with your chrysanthemum? Is it inflamed from holding in your feces?"
"Shut up!" Gintoki warned softly with his eyes white.
…
Everything is in the living room.
Today's noon news live broadcast was still playing on the TV, and the host was talking non-stop while facing the camera.
"... The extremely popular weather forecast sister Yuno anchor has recently gone crazy. The recent weather forecasts have been wrong one after another, and Yuno Christ anchor has received many complaints from viewers. Now the situation is finally serious enough to be replaced [Good Morning TV]Degree…"
As he said that, the host looked at the guests on the side, "What do you think?"
"Sure enough, I think her approach is still very forced." One guest replied, "In this scientific era, it is completely unreasonable to rely on divination to predict the weather."
"But I think she is so popular, apart from her personal characteristics, to a large extent because she can accurately predict the weather through uncertain things like divination." Another middle-aged male guest raised objections, "In fact, many people have reported that the [Black Zodiac Divination] she presided over was very accurate in predicting, and as far as I know, she has been protecting Edo since the establishment of the shogunate and was employed by the shogunate. …”
Ping!
Gintoki stopped the guest with a sharp and sharp kick... No, he turned off the TV...
(End of chapter)