Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 492: The familiar smell of danger...(Click to subscribe...)

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"Why do you have to ask me to write a resignation letter, Alu?" Kagura looked at Jiang Cheng in front of her with squinted eyes and an expressionless face.

"Anyway, you heard me right! This woman has a dangerous smell that I'm familiar with! It's really a dangerous smell! I'm not kidding! It's probably someone I can't deal with..." Jiang Cheng reminded in a low voice , "Hurry up and finish writing and go back with your uncle! You can eat all you want with barbecue and other things!"

"Oh ho! I'm going to get paper and pen Aru!"

After cheering, Kagura excitedly rushed to the desk to find paper and pen, quickly returned to the sofa and sat down, and started writing on the paper.

At this time, anchor Yuno lowered his head and murmured, "Is it really okay? Let me rely on you like this."

"Don't worry," Gintoki turned around and showed off the biceps on his right arm, "Don't look at me like this, I'm very capable. A little bit of danger is nothing..."

boom! ! With a loud bang, the wall behind Gintoki's desk was smashed into pieces by something, and the wood fragments rubbed half of Gintoki's body and flew towards the room at great speed.

Jiang Cheng, who had quick eyesight and quick hands, pulled Kagura and Shinpachi without any hesitation and moved aside to avoid the flying debris.

After realizing it, Gintoki turned around expressionlessly, only to see a weirdo or monster that was at least five meters tall, had a ferocious face, long fangs, and kept roaring from its throat, staring covetously from behind. Staring at himself.

Immediately, Gintoki's face was covered with sweat, and his entire face began to twitch. At the same time, there were tears of fear looming in the corners of his eyes.

"Tch! Have you been discovered?" Anchor Yueno stood up, and after making a "cut" sound, he put the index and middle fingers of his right hand together, without thinking, drew a blue five-pointed star array in front of him, and then clapped his hands, "The East China Sea The god’s name is A Ming! The god of the West Sea is named Zhu Liang! The god of the South Sea is named Ju Cheng! The god of the North Sea is named Yu Qiang!”

After the command ended, a powerful force burst out from Anchor Yuno's body, and at the same time he pushed his hands towards the pentagonal star array in front of him.

"Great God of the Four Seas! Hundreds of ghosts retreat! Clear away the evil!"

"Urgent like a law!" While shouting, anchor Yuno jumped up and blasted the pentagonal star array into the monster's face.

After roaring in pain, the monster disappeared. And anchor Yuno also landed safely.

"Well, that's probably what it feels like." Anchor Yuno smiled and turned around. "Is it really okay?"

"Ah...ah...this...this feeling..." Gintoki, whose face was completely darkened and covered with sweat, twitched the corners of his eyes and stuttered, "Well, okay. This mode is B2 mode, right? ? No, no, it doesn’t matter, it’s totally OK. Yeah! It’s a little trickier than the A3 mode, but that’s it, it doesn’t matter..."

With that said, Gintoki turned to look at Shinpachi and Kagura, "Is everything okay?"

"How can it be okay! What the hell! What was the monster just now?! Why would Sister Weather Forecast fight something like that! It has nothing to do with weather forecasting, okay!"

Shinpachi complained crazily, but then, Shinpachi thought of something, his mouth twitched, his eyes widened, and he looked at the anchor Yuno in horror, "No! I remembered it! I remembered it! Ginsang followed What happened during Jiang Chengsang’s amnesia chapter... Could it be... could it really be Onmyoji?!"

"Gin-chan, this is my resignation letter Aru." Kagura expressionlessly handed the resignation letter he just wrote to Gintoki, "You two, please come on, I will support you at my uncle's place. Aru!"

"Well, Kagura-chan, lend me the pen and paper, and I'll go with you." Shinpachi said expressionlessly, "After thinking about it, it would be better to change jobs."

"It is forbidden to resign today at the All-In-One House!" Gintoki Bai shouted with eyes wide open, "There is no resignation business today! All the people in the Human Resources Department have just died in the line of duty!"

After saying that, Gintoki looked at the two of them with a grin on his face and signaled with his eyes: "You two bastards, don't even think about running away!" Aren’t we a trinity? Why do you have to leave me alone at this time? !]

[Stop kidding, Aru! ] Kagura retorted with her eyes, [What trinity? I don’t remember ever raising a useless son like you, Alu, who can’t do anything alone without three people! The woman you brought back by yourself goes to wipe her own ass Aru! asshole!]

[Yinmulberry! No way! We simply can’t do this! Why do you think you have to show off? ] Shinpachi glared at Gintoki fiercely.

"You know that my weather forecast is based on divination, right?" Anchor Yuno turned his face and explained to himself, "But in fact, it is not as trivial as divination. Yes, the boy with glasses guessed That's right, Sister Weather is just my yang side, my yin side is..."

Saying that, anchor Yuno raised his chin with one hand and looked at Gintoki and the others seriously, "Onmyoji! Crystal Yuno! This is my other form!"

"No... I didn't expect it to be true..." Shinbaji twitched the corner of his mouth and murmured, "The weather forecast that you can see every day when you open your eyes, that my sister is an Onmyoji at night... turned out to be true."

With that said, Shinpachi handed the resignation letter he had just written to Gintoki and continued expressionlessly: "Gin-san, this is my share."

"Don't even think about it!" Gintoki tore up Shinpachi and Kagura's resignation letters into pieces.

"The so-called Onmyoji is a divination expert who uses divination, incantation, and sacrifices based on the theory of Yin and Yang since ancient times and relies on faith." Anchor Yuno explained with a serious face, "Not only does it predict the future, but it also predicts the future. A magician who can help people eliminate disasters and have the ability to subjugate demons! Our family is called the Yuno clan. We have been guarding Edo since the beginning of the Tokugawa shogunate until now. We are a famous family of onmyoji employed by the shogunate."

"Why... why is such a powerful person doing weather forecasting? Why must he be attacked by that kind of monster? No, in the words of Onmyoji, that monster should be a shikigami, right?" Shinpachi was confused. asked, and at the same time handed Gintoki a resignation letter again, "Gin-san, please pay off my salary immediately."

"I told you not to think about it!" Gintoki once again tore up Shinpachi's resignation letter.

"Yes, that's the Shikigami." Anchor Yuno nodded, then leaned down and picked up a piece of white paper with a yellow five-pointed star array from the ground, and continued to talk to himself, "The Onmyoji master It is driven by something similar to a familiar. In other words, this shikigami was summoned by the Onmyoji to prevent you from helping me. Then, it was also the Onmyoji who used spells to disrupt my interpretation of the way of heaven and hindered the weather forecast. Good job. Got it?"

Anchor Yuno glanced at Gintoki, who was still tearing apart the resignation letters that Shinpachi and Kagura kept sending, "Somewhere in Edo, there is an Onmyoji who can't stand me being a weather forecaster sister. exist."

"That...where did uncle Aru go?" Kagura suddenly reacted and glanced around.

"The moment Anchor Yuno defeated the Shikigami, he slipped away..." Shinpashi replied in a low voice, "It was really fast."

"You didn't take me, Aru, with you when you ran away! How can you repair it!" Kagura cursed angrily.

"Mr. Jiangcheng probably didn't run away because he was afraid of the shikigami." Anchor Yuno showed a sweet smile again, "Maybe he smelled the smell of a "big monster" that he was familiar with on me. maybe. "

"Big monster?" Xin Bajiao was puzzled.

"This kind of thing doesn't matter anymore." Anchor Yuno shook his head gently...

The next day, morning.

Yoshihara, in a certain otaku's room.

"Is it a rainy day again?" Jiang Cheng looked out the window and murmured, "Obviously the female version of Gao Zai said it was sunny this morning, but... well, forget it, rainy days are better. You can concentrate on playing games."

[That woman...that smell on her body...] Jiang Cheng picked up the game controller, his expression seemed casual, but he felt a little uneasy in his heart since yesterday, [It's not wrong, I've definitely smelled it somewhere, and He is a very familiar and extremely dangerous person... Who is it... Ah, it's so annoying, I just can't remember... Three years ago? five years ago? six years ago? Who is it? The name is... what's that?]

"Are you worried about something?"

"Yeah." Jiang Cheng nodded, his expression slightly solemn, "I always feel that the smell is a bit familiar..."

Just after saying this, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted and turned to look at the person who had just asked him, "Who are you?"

"Didn't we meet before?" Wearing a black yukata, with two small horns on his head, and holding a huge mace, the slightly petite Uidomaru asked, "This is the second time we have met, Jiang Cheng. grown ups."

"No, I have no impression." Jiang Cheng shook his head.

"No impression? It's exactly the same as what the adult said." The corners of Waidōmaru's mouth curved slightly, "However, it can be regarded as an unexpected surprise..."

Having said that, Waidōmaru raised the mace without any hesitation and smashed it at the game equipment in front of Jiang Cheng.

There was a loud bang, and the computer desk and the entire gaming equipment were smashed to pieces.

"Ah, I'm sorry." Wai Daomaru covered his face with a hint of apology.

"...Hey! What are you doing?!"

After being stunned for a while, Jiang Chengcai stood up, his veins popping out and his eyes white, and he roared, "Where did this naughty kid who likes to play cosplay come from?! Stop joking! Why are you thinking about yourself when you don't even know him? Go to someone else’s house and destroy someone else’s private belongings? You’re just apologizing! If the apology is useful, why do you need the police? Call your parents over to compensate you! Asshole!”

"Well, my parents are still at home. If you don't mind, I'll tell Mr. Jiangcheng my home address." Wai Daomaru's face was full of apology.

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