Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 493: Onmyoji Chapter 4

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"Yeah! Not bad! This is a good attitude!" Jiang Cheng nodded and affirmed, "Given this attitude, you don't have to pay for this table! You only need to pay me for the equipment! And it has been used for a while. It’s time, I can give you a 20% discount on the depreciation of electronic components! This is already my biggest concession!”

"This is the address of my home." Wai Daomaru took out a folded piece of letter paper from his body and handed it to Jiang Cheng very respectfully.

"No, isn't this a bit unnecessary?" Jiang Cheng took the letter, lowered his head and looked at it and said with some confusion, "You can just take me there. Is it because you are afraid of being scolded by your parents? It doesn't matter, I I will explain it to you. After all, there are not many children these days who can honestly admit their mistakes, so..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly discovered that the girl who was still standing in front of him had...disappeared.

"Hey? Where are the people?" Jiang Cheng looked around.

"Hey, what's wrong?" Yue Yong opened the door and walked in, "I just heard a loud noise coming from here."

"Ah, a strange little girl used a mace to make my gaming equipment look like this." Jiang Cheng pointed to the ruins beside him helplessly, "After leaving a piece of letter paper with the address written on it, he secretly He left, really, he is such a brat who can cause trouble for others~"

With that said, Jiang Cheng put the letter into his chest and walked towards the door. After arriving at the door, Jiang Cheng put on his shoes and picked up his umbrella while Yue Yong looked like an idiot.

"I'll go find her parents or guardians to ask for compensation, and I'll be back soon." After saying this, Jiang Cheng stepped out of the door without looking back.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's back as he walked further and further away, Yue Yong had a weird look on his face and whispered something at the same time.

"That idiot's head... really doesn't matter?"

On the other side, the Master House trio headed by Gintoki were standing in front of a magnificent mansion. As for why I am here, I may be thinking of what anchor Yuno said when leaving the Master House yesterday - "It is not for the generals and the royal family, I... I want to use this power for the sake of the smiles of the people."

"Yoshi, go in." After saying this, Gintoki started to start.

"Hey? Please wait a moment!" Xin Bajiu on the side stopped him quickly, and then showed a look of confusion on his face, "What on earth is this place?"

"The Yuno clan is an elite group with pure blood." Gintoki looked at the three-meter-high mahogany door in front of him and slowly said: "But there are people in this clan who obviously have talents but go to do weather work. What would those old fogies in authority think of the person who predicted that my sister would have wasted all her efforts?"

"Could it be..." Xin Baji suddenly reacted.

"Go and talk to them, those hemorrhoids that are an eyesore near the chrysanthemums!" With that said, Gintoki took a step forward, kicked open the door with his foot, and then stepped inside.

"Please wait a moment! Gin-san!" The belated Shinpachi quickly accelerated his pace to catch up with Gintoki, and at the same time said with some worry, "So this is the territory of the Yuno people? What if he did such a thing? if…"

Before Shinpachi could finish his words, a huge foot stepped in front of Gintoki and the others with a bang.

Gintoki and the others also stopped for a moment as the five tall shikigami with green-mouthed fangs that looked like monsters were surrounding him.

"What are you doing, bugs?" A shikigami lowered his eyes and glanced at Gintoki and the others with an unhappy look on his face, "You know that this is the Yuno clan's territory, but you still want to break in?!"

"What I'm looking for is not a rash like yours." Gintoki raised his face and replied without any fear, "Cut out the hemorrhoids for me. Do you want me to squeeze out the hemorrhoids? Huh?!"

"Disappear from here before we crush you!" the shikigami threatened.

"Gin-san!" Shinpachi quickly came to Gintoki and warned in a panic, "This is not good! You will definitely be killed! Let's retreat first! Make a plan and start over!"

"What are you afraid of?" Gintoki looked disapproving, "Don't worry."

"Ah?" Xin Bajie made a confused sound.

"Shikigami must use shikigami to deal with it," Gintoki said, taking out a folded white paper figurine with a five-pointed star array drawn on it, "I have been prepared for it. "

Looking at the paper figurine held between Gintoki's index and middle fingers, Shinpachi looked in disbelief, "Um, could it be..."

"Anchor Yuno gave it to me for protection." Gintoki explained, then he held the paper man in his hand and put it in front of his eyes, "This one has the shikigami she controls sealed inside."

"Really?!" Xin Baji said in surprise.

"Listen up, you guys," Gintoki raised his face again and looked at the five shikigami in front of him, with a rather arrogant expression on his face, "You are not willing to give way no matter what, are you? It's none of my business to look sad when the time comes. oh!"

As he spoke, Gintoki bit off his left thumb, yelled "Come out! Shikigami!" and then pressed his thumb on the belly of the paper figure in the palm of his right hand.

Ding dong...a sound similar to a doorbell.

Everyone, including the five local shikigami, remained expressionless in silence for a long time.

The scene... is a little embarrassing...

"Huh? Walkie-talkie?" Gintoki looked at the unresponsive paper man in his hand, with a confused look on his face.

"Isn't this going to happen soon?" Xinbaji asked silently.

... After another few seconds of silence, an enemy shikigami couldn't help but ask: "Hey, what are you doing?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, please wait a moment." Xin Baji quickly raised his head and replied.

"Gin-chan, press it again to see Aru!" Kagura suggested.

"Appear! Shikigami!" Gintoki once again pressed his left thumb on the pentagram on the paper man.

Ding dong…

"Look, it's really a walkie-talkie. It's basically a walkie-talkie, right?" Xin Baji couldn't help but complain.

"Here it comes." A middle-aged woman's voice came from the paper man.

"Yes! Someone has answered!" Xin Baji said in surprise, "Is it a Shikigami?"

"Show up! Shiki..."

Gintoki shouted again, but this time before Gintoki could finish shouting, he was interrupted by the words of the middle-aged woman with a local accent in the paper mannequin that looked like a walkie-talkie.

"Our family has already subscribed to newspapers, so we don't need them anymore."

"No, this, it's not the newspaper, it's the shikigami." Gintoki tried to communicate and explained, "Excuse me, are you Ms. shikigami?"

"Oh! It turns out to be Zhongqi-kun! Sorry, the shikigami happened to be out right now."

"Zhongqi? Huh? Aren't you Miss Shikigami?" Gintoki asked again.

"She said she would go to SUTAYA to return the video, and I would ask her to call you back when she comes back."

After saying that, there was a sound like a phone being disconnected from the other side.

"SUTAYA? Huh? Who was that just now?" Shinbachi twitched his eyes and complained, "Can there be several people in here? Is there also SUTAYA's?"

"It seems it's Oka-san Aru," Kagura said, "If he's not here, there's nothing we can do."

"In this case, Oka-san can do it, right?" Shinpachi reminded, "A shikigami, isn't my mother also a shikigami?"

"Hey, what are you doing?" the enemy shikigami said impatiently, "Just stop it."

"Ah, I'm so sorry," Gintoki apologized quickly, then raised an index finger and continued, "Again, just let me press it again!"

"This is the last time, hurry up." The enemy shikigami responded impatiently.

And then… ding dong.

"Here we come..." It was still the voice of the middle-aged woman who seemed to be Okasan, a shikigami.

"Well, I'm really sorry for interrupting you so many times," Gintoki said with a hint of apology, "I am Sakata who has made an appointment with Shikigami-kun."

"Ah, okay, okay, just wait a moment."

"Great! Looks like I'm at home this time!" Gintoki whispered in surprise.

"I said the child's father, the child's father, please come over here for a moment. Another strange phone call came. Please give me a few words. It's really confusing!" Ocasan impatiently shouted to the child's father from the paper man. The pass came out.

"What? It's so noisy, is it Zhongqi? Is it that guy again? It's really annoying!" The middle-aged man's voice sounded, and then he seemed to have taken the phone from Ocasan, and then said: "Hey, It’s me, what’s the matter?”

"Well, I'm really sorry. It's not Zhongqi, I'm Sakata." Gintoki explained weakly, "I'm not looking for my uncle. Is Shikigami here?"

"You are the one who always pesters my shikigami!" The man's voice became a little excited, "You bastard, don't go too far!"

"Well, please listen to me..."

"Just wait for me, I'm going to beat you up right now!"

"Then you can come, uncle, please come quickly." Gintoki finally became impatient.

"Husband! Where are you going with that thing?!" Ocasan's voice sounded again.

"Shut up! I'm going to show that bastard Zhongqi some color right now!"

The sound of two people pulling could be heard from the paper man.

"Don't do this! You will be arrested by the police! Do you want to kill anyone?!"

"Didn't you ask me to find a way?! Let me go!"

"I said no! Hey! Put that thing down!"

"Hey, it's very dangerous. Are you okay?"

As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, there was suddenly a "stab" sound like a dagger cutting through the human body and a short painful moan from Oka-san.

"ha?!"

After a long silence, the voice that sounded like the shikigami's father came from the other side.

"Hello...Setsuko? What's wrong with you? Hey...ah!"

"Hey? What happened?" Gintoki asked tentatively.

"Setsuko!!"

"Hey! What's going on?! What's going on!" Gintoki yelled with a dark face, a little crazy, "Why did you become so dramatic without permission?!"

(End of chapter)