Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 495: Onmyoji 6

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All the members took out the talismans from their arms and held them with the index and middle fingers of their right hand. They held the Buddha's name on their chest with their left hand and repeated a mantra in their mouths in unison.

"I offer my gifts to all Tathagatas in all directions, destroying and destroying obstacles in all time and space. The most evil and angry Lord, destroy all obstacles and destroy them again, destroying and destroying obstacles!"

Along with the spell, the blue magic power visible to the naked eye continued to gather from the body of each Jieye into the talisman in their hands.

"Fudo Myooh Fire Realm Curse! Burn all demon lords to death!"

After the Yuno who was suspected to be the leader shouted, all the Yuno raised their talismans at the same time and threw them towards Gintoki and the others.

Looking at the dozens of talisman papers full of hostility flying towards them at high speed, Kagura and Shinpachi hid behind the screaming Gintoki without any hesitation.

"Outer Maru! Do something quickly... hmm-?"

Gintoki turned his head with sweat on his face and shouted, but before he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly felt something. He lowered his head and opened his clothes, and saw that he was squatting on the ground with his hands in his hands, huddled up and hiding under him. The outsider shouted in a somewhat broken voice.

"Why are you hiding in my shadow?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the enemy's talisman had already arrived in front of Gintoki and others...

There was a huge explosion, accompanied by the screams of Gintoki and the other three.

Looking at the huge smoke blown up by the talisman that completely enveloped Gintoki and the others, the leader of the Yuno clan said softly, "Are they killed..."

But just after he finished speaking, the Yuno people discovered something in the gradually dissipating smoke. It was a blue five-pointed star array that stopped in mid-air in front of Gintoki and the others, blocking the attack just now!

"That's it," Yuno Kiyaki, who was standing in front of Gintoki and the others, and who was also blocking the attack for Gintoki and the others, reminded him calmly, "These people are Crystal's friends. Klee Ste's friends are also my friends. If you behave so rudely to your guests again, I, Qingming, will not forgive you."

After seeing Qingming, all the members of the clan quickly knelt on the ground and bowed their heads, and shouted at the same time: "I'm so sorry! I didn't know that I was the leader's friend, how rude!"

Seeing this scene, Gincai stood up and asked at the same time: "Who is it? That guy with the aristocratic face."

"Lord Seimei." Waidomaru on the side explained, "The leader of the Yuno clan, known as the strongest genius onmyoji in the history of the clan - Yuno Seimei, is the elder brother of Lord Crystal."

"Huh?" Gintoki was obviously stunned for a moment.

"Hey, that guy wearing a white coat and holding a fan may think he's handsome, but he actually looks like an idiot to me."

Jiang Cheng's lazy voice suddenly came from behind Gintoki and the others, "Are you the parent of that little girl over there?"

"Jiang Chengsang?!" Xinbaji turned his head and saw Jiang Cheng leaning against the door with an impatient look on his face, "Why are you here?!"

"Uncle!" Kagura shouted in surprise, "Are you here to save us, Aru?!"

"No, it probably has nothing to do with you." Jiang Cheng shook his head and looked at Qingming again, "Hey, what about you, why are you so unconscious? The one over there is wearing clothes but may not be wearing underwear and is holding a fan. Guy."

Qingming remained unmoved, with her back turned, her clothes and hair swaying slightly in the wind, quite a bit like an outsider.

"Hey, I've called you several times," Jiang Cheng said, taking out the piece of paper from his arms, "The address is written here, and the hand over there is covered in mosaics like an obscene object. Guy with the fan, I ask you if you are the parent of the little girl with the mace.”

"Why is my image in your mouth getting more unpleasant every time?!" Finally, Qingming couldn't hold back his anger, turned his head and shouted at Jiang Chengbai, "This is a precious first appearance! If you weren't If it were our benefactor, I would have taken action long ago!”

"Benefactor? What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng said casually, and then came to Qingming step by step, and then took out a piece of paper with a bank account number written on it, while pointing to the outer road pill beside him.

"Please transfer the money from my gaming equipment that your child destroyed to this account, please. Also, don't scold her. It's normal for children of this age to make mistakes. As a parent, you must teach her carefully. right!"

"Although I don't know what you are talking about, as our benefactor, leave this little thing to me."

After lightly laughing, Qingming took the note from Jiang Cheng's hand with the price and bank account number written on it.

"Um, Master Jiangcheng," Gaidomaru on the side pointed at Gintoki and reminded at the same time: "This is my parent."

"ha?"

The Yuno family's reception room.

"I'm really sorry for causing you such unpleasant memories." Seimei sat casually on the floor holding a folding fan, looked at Jiang Cheng and others directly opposite and said, "Outodomaru, you protected Crystal's Friends, I want to thank you. You can relax here as much as you want. If you go back like this, Crystal will blame me."

"No, please let me go quickly," Gintoki, who had been beaten up by Jiang Cheng with a bruised nose and swollen face, raised his hand and replied, "I'm almost dead, can you please send me to the hospital? Please, I feel Several ribs were broken.”

"Shut up! Pay me for the gaming equipment that was destroyed by your children!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and cursed angrily.

"It has nothing to do with me!" Gintoki retorted with white eyes, "When did I become her parent?!"

"Sir Gintoki, in fact, if you want me to call you daddy, you just need to give an order." Gaidomaru behind Gintoki reminded him, "Because I am the master, I will accept any order given by the master."

"Shut up! Who wants to be the father of a monster like you who is thousands of years old? Also, you have to bear the trouble you caused yourself!" Gintoki shouted angrily.

"No, in fact, for youkai, my age is only equivalent to a human's sixteen years old." Outodomaru lied seriously.

"Who believes it?"

"Okay, my benefactor." Seimei started to persuade. "After all, Outodomaru is our family's shikigami, so that kind of thing is also our responsibility. What kind of gaming device? Owee? PS5?"

"Hey? Is that okay?" Jiang Cheng asked in surprise, "I always feel a little embarrassed."

"No, it doesn't matter," Qingming shook his head, "After all, he is our benefactor, and I have always wanted to thank you personally. Don't mind this."

"I've been talking about benefactors from the beginning, what is that?" Jiang Cheng looked at Qingming with a puzzled look.

"Maybe I don't know, but it doesn't matter. Just remember that you are our benefactor to the wild people." Qingming smiled softly, then stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, "Sa, if you can drink it, I'll drink it." It doesn’t hurt to order a drink.”

Looking at the delicious food that appeared in front of him because of Qingming's snap of his fingers, Xinbajiu felt bad all over. He was trembling all over, his eyes were wide open, and cold sweat was pouring from his face. He murmured in disbelief: "It's just... it's just a fight." Delicious food appeared with a snap of my fingers. The strange... monster must be the incarnation of Bolu Mu, Yin Sang... Jiang Cheng Sang, my mind is getting weird... We must be possessed by foxes..."

"This is not a trivial matter like being possessed," Gintoki echoed in a low voice, "It's just like the feeling of having your breasts pinched all the time."

"No, you are really being pinched, Aru." Kagura on the side reminded expressionlessly, "You are always being pinched by my uncle. Ah, it has been pinched off, and it is bleeding."

"Huh?" Gintoki glanced down at his chest where blood was leaking for some reason, then without any hesitation he turned his head and pushed Jiang Cheng's head into the food in front of him, "Give me back my breasts." Ah! By the way, why is it breast milk? It’s so disgusting! Is this some kind of naughty play?!”

"Gintoki-sama, please don't make a fuss about that kind of thing. What's more important is the prank of the fox spirit in front of you." As he said this, Uidomaru opened Gintoki's arm with saliva and came forward, staring at it. Holding the food in front of Gintoki, "First let me try the poison."

"Hey, your saliva is drooling." Gintoki reminded him expressionlessly.

Seeing that Gintoki's side was not going to work, Outodomaru turned his head in the direction of Kagura without hesitation, lowered his head, picked up a fish in front of Kagura and started eating.

"this is mine!!"

Kagura's hair suddenly exploded, her eyes rolled with white eyes and she gritted her teeth and started to pull with Gaido Maru.

"Um, Seimei-san..." Shinpachi asked tentatively, "How do you know we are friends of anchor Yuno?"

"We have been protecting the shogunate and Edo according to Onmyodo," Seimei said slowly, "Then, do you know what means we used to complete this task?"

Saying that, Qingming opened the fan in his hand and closed it, while pointing at his eyes.

"It is "seeing". When you want to predict disasters and bad luck, you must first observe and analyze from all aspects, otherwise nothing will be clear. In various places in this Edo. There are countless shikigami spread by me, and they can see them for me. It is my mission to use the countless scenes captured by their eyes to gain insight into the country's dynamics and guide the shogunate's future path. Do you think I wouldn't know what my sister is doing? "

"Well..." Jiang Cheng suddenly raised his hand and asked, "According to what you said, wouldn't it be better to just use cameras and monitors directly? And it would be more convenient, wouldn't it? Although what you said is quite bluffing, but listen Doesn’t it look like a camera in another sense?”

(End of chapter)