"Ah ha ha ha! Just to show you how powerful I am!" Looking at Qing Ming, who was held up in the air and choked and unable to breathe, Dao Man's expression gradually turned ferocious, "In order to put your self-esteem aside Tear apart bit by bit! Let you die in despair! Qingming, from that day on, I have lived by my obsession with revenge against you brothers, sisters and that man! I keep imagining the moment when I tear you apart. ! I kept sharpening my claws in the darkness of hatred, and then the time finally came! The long-standing weather war ended at this moment..."
Before Daomanshu could be said, the huge mace in the hand of Outodomaru, who jumped up high at some point, had cut off the dark red ominous curse that locked Seimei.
After untying his restraints, Qingming did a backflip and landed firmly on the ground. He held his throat and coughed several times before gradually recovering, and then turned around and looked behind him.
"Who is it?" Daoman shouted towards the door.
"Hey, come on, Shikigami." Kagura, wearing a Yuno family female onmyoji costume, urged behind her.
"Why... why did it become like this..." Shinbachi, who was wearing a black tights, with two tentacles on his head, and a thin tail behind him, followed Kagura with a fork in his hand, crying.
"Um! I'm so sorry for being late!" Gintoki, who was also walking in the front wearing an Onmyoji costume, stopped and shouted deliberately towards the ring, "Is this the venue of the best martial arts club in the world? ?!”
"Gintoki, we made a mistake, this should be the venue for the Chuunin Hunter Holy Grail War Examination." Jiangcheng, who was following at the end and had not changed his costume, reminded lightly, "Didn't you say that you must be able to summon a shikigami to appear? In other words, you must learn necromancy or summon a servant or something, right?"
"Ah, don't worry," Gintoki chuckled, "I remember the handprints of the psychic technique clearly!"
"Then, please answer..." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng had already arrived on the ring and stood beside Dao Man. Then he turned around and looked at the people below, "What is seventeen times seventeen..."
"It's the same as..." Gintoki clapped his fingers and muttered for two seconds before he realized what was happening and yelled with his veins popping: "That's not right! Why did you change it to this question in the middle? No matter how you think about it, it should be about spiritualism. The order of the seals!"
"Hi, the Gintoki player from the Yuno family got zero points in the first test and was eliminated." Jiang Cheng announced lazily.
"Why have you become the chief referee?!" Gintoki shouted in displeasure.
"Player Daoman, it's your turn, what's the score of three or three?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Daoman.
"You bastard..." Daoman gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Cheng bitterly.
"It seems that I don't know," Jiang Cheng shook his head, and there was a hint of hatred in his words, "Then, Daoman player also failed in the first game. I declare that the first game is a draw-"
"Why is it that the first round of the self-care decision is a math problem?" Daoman shouted unhappily.
"Are you underestimating mathematics?!" Jiang Chengyi said righteously, "Do you know how bad I felt when I was forced by Nichiwa to help Haruta with my math homework last night?! Can Onmyoji underestimate mathematics?! Or is it? Are you saying that your victory or defeat did not take into account the written test at all? Isn’t it right? You are obviously the only family of Onmyoji in the world. You know, even the Chuunin exams have a written test, do you really not have one?"
"Then...that kind of thing doesn't matter at all!" Daoman retorted.
"Then! Please listen to the question!" Jiang Cheng cleared his throat, "It is known that Yuno Seimei placed a total of 27 shikigami in a certain area in Edo, which are divided into two-legged birds and four-legged animals. So, Excuse me…"
"Do you think you can trouble me, Daoman, with the simple question of a chicken and a rabbit in the same cage?" Daoman snorted disdainfully, but the next second he turned his back and clapped his fingers with sweat on his face.
"...What style of panties does Anchor Yuno wear today?"
"Pink panties with a bunny printed on them!" Qingming raised her hand and replied without thinking.
"Hey, where are all your shikigami arranged?" Gintoki complained expressionlessly, "Are you really protecting Edo? You are such a control girl!"
"No!" Daoman shouted angrily, "Why is the last question like this?!"
"In short, player Qingming will gain one point and player Doman will deduct one point." Jiang Cheng announced again.
"There is no such rule at all!" Daoman shouted through gritted teeth.
"Don't be angry, I'm just trying to help you ease the dull atmosphere." Jiang Cheng shrugged and said, "And I think since it's a victory or defeat, it must be considered comprehensively, so it is more fair to join the written test. ?”
"It's not necessary at all!!" Daoman shouted with his eyes rolled.
"Are you not in need or are you scared?" Jiang Cheng said with disdain as he crossed his hands.
"Onmyoji doesn't need that kind of thing to win or lose!"
"You don't have that kind of thing in your head, right?" Jiang Cheng waved his hands with disdain, then shook his head and sighed: "What a pathetic man! He doesn't even dare to face his own weaknesses. People who don’t even dare to take the written test still call themselves onmyojis, Zhen Zhen Zhen, it really makes people laugh~”
"Who... who dare not face it?!" Daoman shouted bravely, then turned his head and ordered a subordinate behind him, "Hey, you, add a written test! Just test the multiplication table! Go and take it The cashier in charge of daily food and clothing expenses in the clan called over to participate in the competition!"
"Anyway, I've got the first game done for you." Jiang Cheng waved to Gintoki and the others, "You can work on yourselves later. By the way, you guys should be good at math, right?"
"Brother, I'll leave the first game to you!" Gintoki patted Seimei's shoulder and said seriously.
"Yes, sister. The first written test of the multiplication table will be handed over to you, Aru." Kagura also nodded with a serious face and said, "You must work hard!"
"Seimei-san, only you can win or lose the first game. I don't remember very clearly some of the formulas for seven." Xinbaji smiled awkwardly.
"You...you guys!" Seimei reacted and stared blankly at Gintoki and the others. After being stunned for a while, he shouted in a panic, "What are you doing here?! It's useless to say anything. ?! Can’t you even know the simplest multiplication table?!”
"No! Onii-sama! I just don't remember the arithmetic of seven very clearly." Gintoki shook his head and replied seriously.
"Who is your brother?"
"Don't be so outspoken. Sooner or later, I, Sakata Gintoki, will marry into a family." Gintoki chuckled and replied, "In order to save my family from a crisis, I came here to cheer for my brother-sama's first written examination. It’s natural.”
"Don't call me brother! I don't remember Crystal finding a son-in-law like you!" Qingming scolded. "Go back quickly! Those who can't even memorize the multiplication table, go back to me!"
"What if I spend a week memorizing the multiplication table firmly and then you can recruit me as your son-in-law?" Gintoki pointed at himself and smiled easily.
"How can there be such a reward! And it takes a week to memorize the multiplication table. Your brain is hopeless! Go back quickly! Piccolo and Kulin have given you everything, so go back quickly !”
"Don't be so stubborn," Kagura put her hand on Seimei's shoulder, showing a scheming look on her face, "Anyway, you're divorced over there, right? We happen to have children in tow, so it's a good match. Luyo.”
"Do you want to follow too?!"
"Don't worry. As long as we can get the inheritance, Al." Kagura spread her hands and explained casually, "No matter who you are, you can call her Oka-san."
"Don't say it's dragging a child, it's simply a malignant tumor!"
"Hey, we won't pay a penny for the wedding fee," Jiang Cheng, who didn't know when he arrived, patted Qingming's shoulder and reminded, "But in return, please let the matchmaker get a cent of the one billion gift. Sent over."
"Be fair! By the way, what role do you play? Father?!"
"Yeah, yeah, I'll leave my son to your sister." Jiang Cheng bowed politely, "In-laws."
"Who are your in-laws!" Qingming shouted angrily, then looked at Gaido Maru and ordered, " Gaido Maru, take these guys back quickly! Involve laymen who don't even know how to spell. Do you think they can escape unscathed?"
"Lord Seimei," Uidomaru turned around and explained in a leisurely manner, "It is true that these guys don't know how to use spells, divination, or shikigami, and they don't have the power to disperse the rain, but I know they have a way to regain Master Crystal’s smile, I can guarantee that.”
"Hey, don't count me in." Jiang Cheng reminded him expressionlessly with narrowed eyes, and then said to Qingming on the side, "Also, if you can, please believe them, even though they are all except Kagura. A group of others. But one thing is certain, although they don't know the rules of the Onmyoji competition, these guys are the best at changing the boring rules into their own rules, and then, under their own rules , they won’t give up so easily.”
"Hey, why do we have to wait until it's time for me and Shinpachi?" Gintoki complained with disdain.
"Huh huh huh, I thought there was no one left in the Yuno clan who could fight," Doman chuckled a few times, then looked at Gintoki and the others under the ring, "That's fine, you can just go with Seimei... no , together with Crystal, I’m here to send you to hell!”
As he spoke, Doman opened his hands and announced loudly: "The final battle of this weather war, the Shikigami 3V3 spell-to-death battle, begins now!!"
As soon as Daoman finished speaking, a group of non-Muslims in the surrounding stands cheered.
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