Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 504: Sometimes I want to do it after the main meal is over

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"Then let's begin the third round of decisive battle!"

The host's voice sounded again along with the sound of the gong.

Gintoki and Seimei were also attracted by the host's voice and looked up.

"Now, since the results of the first and second rounds are both ties, the third round becomes a real decisive battle!"

Following the host's words, square boxing rings slowly rose up on the stage.

"The competition is divided into two groups, a total of 8 people, in a death-defying duel with spells and spells! They have to fight until one side is completely destroyed!"

At this time, Gintoki and Seimei didn't hesitate at all, and stepped onto the decisive stage step by step with determination on their faces.

The two of them took off while holding on to the ropes of the boxing ring. After a handsome and crisp jump, Seimei landed steadily, while Gintoki screamed because he was tripped by the ropes and fell steadily to the floor in a large shape. superior.

"Come on! Gin-chan! Sister-in-law!" Kagura, who was still chewing on a large piece of sizzling and oily shikigami meat, shouted to the stage incoherently, "Go and clear this dark cloud, this Let’s drive them all away under the heavy rain!”

Ignoring Seimei's speechless and slightly disdainful gaze, Gintoki dusted himself off like a normal person and stood up calmly. If it weren't for the nosebleeds that were still coming out, he might have been fooled by his extremely serious eyes. past.

At the same time, the fans in the surrounding stands cheered vigorously, just like the audience at the WWE scene.

"Um, can you order some dessert?" Jiang Cheng burped, rubbed his swollen belly and looked at Baoxian, who was picking his teeth with a satisfied look on his face. "Hey, you are treated to such a delicious meal. You're so good at roasting, don't be too fussy."

"Hiccup~ Well, please wait a moment," Baoxian burped, stood up, looked at the dense bones on the ground in front of him, and once again showed grief on his face, "before that, please let me personally give Yashawan Bury it and send it on its last journey."

"That, Private Marseille," Kagura raised her hand and shouted. "Can I take these bones back, Alu? I also have a very big dog at home. I think these bones are suitable as teething sticks for spring, Alu!"

"That's it, then please take them all back!" Baoxian's eyes flashed with joy.

"Hey, weren't you so heartbroken just now that you wanted to send your family members away?" Jiang Cheng complained with contempt, "Why are you giving away the "remains" of your family members so simply now? Did you just laugh? You definitely laughed, right? Are you smiling happily because you don’t have to pick up these bones? "

"Don't make such a joke!" Baoxian stared at his big red eyes with a stern voice, "What do you know about Yashamaru?! Do you know how much it likes humans?! His own bones can help humans after death. It will definitely be a pet of... and it will be very happy! This is its last wish!”

"Well, as long as you're happy," Jiang Cheng said casually, then waved his hand, "Anyway, hurry up and bring the dessert."

"Can Buffy do it?" Baoxian asked tentatively.

"No, no, no, my stomach can't bear that kind of thing anymore," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and refused, then glanced at the host on the stage, "Isn't there that Pandemonion or something just now? It looks like It’s pretty good, just take out dozens or hundreds of them at will.”

"Huh?!" Hoken and Kagura let out a shocked sound at the same time.

"Uncle, do you really want to eat something like that, Aru?!" Kagura opened her mouth wide and looked at Jiang Cheng in horror.

"That's Shikigami's dessert! Humans can't do it, right?!" Hosunori kindly tried to persuade him, "Is it parfait? How about chocolate? Chestnut is fine too."

"Didn't you just say that? The uglier the food, the more delicious it is." Jiang Cheng glanced at Yue lightly, "Well, hurry up and take it out for me."

"There's nothing we can do. Since it's the guest's request, there's nothing we can do." As he said that, Baoxian took out a paper figure summoning shikigami from his arms, bit off his thumb and pressed it on the belly of the paper figure, shouting, " Moxi moxi, Pandemonion delivery!”

Ding dong ding dong!

"Hey, how many are there?" A female voice sounded from the paper man.

"The more, the better," Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently, "Hurry up."

"Hi! Pandemonion Delivery, delivered immediately!"

As soon as the paper man's intercom finished speaking, the paper man banged! There was an explosion, smoke flew everywhere, and then a beautiful woman appeared holding a huge plate filled with Pandemonion.

The woman is wearing a noble red silk yukata. She has a powerful figure, a beautiful face, and is full of charm. Her long hair is like ink and hangs naturally behind her. Fox ears and ears are vaguely flashing on the woman's head and behind her. Several shadows of tails. What's even more incredible is that the woman's whole body seems to be covered with an inexplicable and sacred thin aura.

"Pandemonion's delivery has arrived, little lady, please leave."

After putting the plate down, the woman bowed to Jiang Cheng and left.

"Wait a minute!" Jiang Cheng suddenly called out to the shikigami.

Hearing the sound, the woman's eyes flashed with excitement, and she raised her head and looked at Jiang Cheng expectantly.

[Think...remember?]The woman thought so.

"Well, you haven't taken the money yet," Jiang Cheng pointed at Baoxian beside him, "Just ask him for it."

A vein popped up unconsciously on the woman's forehead, and then she turned her head and glanced at Baoxian lightly.

"Oh, I almost forgot," Baoxian reacted and quickly took out his wallet from his arms, counted out a few Shikigami-specific coins and handed them to the woman.

The woman reached out and took the currency, then turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared.

"Hey? Where's the invoice? Why did you leave without issuing an invoice this time?" Baoxian asked in confusion, "By the way, this is the first time I've met this woman. Is she a new clerk?"

Jiang Cheng held his chin with one hand and sat cross-legged on the ground with a slightly solemn expression, quietly looking at the dozens of obviously still alive Pandemoni on the big plate in front of him.

After a few seconds, Jiang Cheng was heartbroken. He stretched out his right hand to grab a Pandemonion that was covered in disgusting mucus. Without thinking much, he stretched out his left hand and tore it in half. Then he lowered his head and closed his eyes and started eating with big mouthfuls.

Seeing Jiang Cheng's appearance, Kagura swallowed her saliva, and with great curiosity, she tried to imitate Jiang Cheng's movements, stretched out her little hand, suppressed her nausea, and grabbed a pandemonion.

But before Kagura could imitate Jiang Cheng's next move and tear Pandemonion in half, a new voice suddenly came from behind Kagura.

"Pan...Miss Pandemonion..." Shinbachi opened his eyes wide and looked at the Pandemonion in Kagura's hand in disbelief, "Why...why..."

In the fantasy of Xin Baji...

"Lie...lie..." Miss Pandemonion in Kagura's hand looked at Shinpachi with tears in her eyes.

"Just now... he obviously disappeared in front of me..." Xin Bajiu murmured, "Why... why did he appear again..."

"New... New Eight-chirp-kun..." Miss Pandemonion rubbed her paws, her eyes gleaming and her eyes evasive.

"Miss Pandemonion..." Finally, Shinpachi didn't hesitate any more. His face was filled with the joy of reunion, and he rushed towards Kagura, "Miss Pandemonion!"

"New Bachi!" Miss Pandemonion shouted, opening all her claws to wait for the arrival of the new Bachi.

But just when Shinpachi's hand was about to touch Pandemonion, Kagura had already completed Jiang Cheng's second step, which was to tear Pandemonion in two from the middle. Half.

"Asshole!!" Shinpachi stared at his big red eyes and couldn't stop crying. He shook Kagura's shoulders crazily, "Why—?! Do you want to be killed by me?! Pandmo Miss Nyon...Give Miss Pandemonion back to me!!"

Kagura was completely unmoved. She narrowed her beady eyes and imitated Jiang Cheng, stuffing Pandemonion into her mouth and chewing it with an expressionless expression.

At this time, Jiang Cheng, who had just finished eating a pandemonion, suddenly turned his head and vomited.

Within two seconds, Kagura also turned her head and vomited.

[Not enough...just the last bit...] After vomiting, Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, then grabbed a pandemonion again, and repeated the action just now.

After vomiting, Kagura wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth. Looking at Jiang Cheng like this, although she wanted to say something out loud, she gave up in the end. Kagura could see that Jiang Cheng was voluntary. Force yourself to do this kind of thing for some purpose that only you know.

After sighing and shaking her head, Kagura said in her heart "My uncle is so pitiful~" and then turned his attention to the boxing ring.

At this time, Waido Maru has also entered the field, and the third game is about to begin.

"The format of the duel is a 10-second countdown system," the host shouted to both sides of the competition who had already arrived. "First, one group of players will come on stage and exchange players with high-fives!"

"Hmph," Doman chuckled as he looked at Seimei in front of him, "There is no need for the two strongest Onmyojis in the world. Let's end it all. The long-standing friendship between the Marino family and the Yuno family Fighting, a spiral of hatred..."

"Then, let the duel begin!" Before Doman could finish speaking, the host on the side interrupted and announced loudly.

Clang! !

The final gong was sounded.

"Wait a minute, I only said half of what I said," Daoman quickly spread his hands and said, "Is it too long? Would it be better to make it shorter?"

"Lord Daoman! Please eradicate those hateful Jie Ye Zong! Let's create a glorious era for our Wei Zong Ye Zong!!"

I don't know what the stupid idiot in the stands yelled.

"Come on!! Gin-chan! Sister Control!!" Kagura raised her fist and shouted towards the stage.

As for the new Eight Chi... At this time, he is holding a Miss Pandemonion (in fantasy) with a very disgusting expression, telling one after another disgusting love words.

(End of chapter)