Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 505: It’s better not to force yourself as a human being!

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As for Jiang Cheng, he kept his head down the whole time and kept repeating the process of picking up - tearing - eating - vomiting with an expressionless face.

Kagura on the side selectively ignored the two of them because... they both looked disgusting. However, compared to Jiang Cheng's self-abuse behavior, Xin Baji's behavior was even more disgusting in Kagura's eyes.

On the boxing ring, Doman turned around and looked at the bald and bearded man behind him outside the ropes, who looked more like a hotel chef than an onmyoji.

"You come to lead the charge first, Lay An, let them see..."

As soon as Doman finished speaking, Gintoki flew over and kicked him in the face with a white-eyed roar.

After screaming, Daoman was kicked to the ground.

"Surprise! The Yuno team suddenly made a preemptive strike!" Looking at Gintoki, who was gearing up and walking step by step towards the fallen Michimitsu, the host started to explain.

Before Doman could react, Gintoki had already arrived in front of Doman, straddling him, and punched Doman's face hard one after another.

"Wait...wait a minute! Hmm!" Doman touched while being beaten, "I haven't summoned the shikigami yet... ugh!"

"Before you use weird spells, kill you first!" Gintoki yelled bitterly through gritted teeth while beating him, "In a hand-to-hand fight, you guys can't beat me with bean sprouts like you!"

"Master Doman! High-five! High-five! Come on, high-five!" Layan, who was outside the rope, stretched out his right hand towards Doman who was still receiving heavy punches from Gintoki.

Seeing this, Daoman quickly stretched out his hand in the direction behind him.

However, just when Daoman was full of joy and thought that he could take out the Ascension in this way, a ruthless foot heavily trampled Daoman's hand to the ground and made him unable to move.

"Wow!!" Daoman screamed.

It's a foreign pill! Gaido Maru who is paired with Gintoki!

"Ah, I accidentally stepped on poop."

"Oooh! Player Doman couldn't escape the Outer Maru!"

At this time, Gintoki stood up from Doman, who had lost the ability to resist. Immediately afterwards, Uidomaru picked up Doman in time and turned Doman's back to Gintoki.

Looking at a certain part of Doman's back, Gintoki's face darkened, and he said coldly: "Hey, I said you... seem to be the ex-husband of anchor Yuno. If it is the ex-husband, it means you..."

"I've already told you about anchor Yuno here and there..." As he said that, Gintoki put his hands together and clasped his fingers tightly, leaving only his index fingers tightly pressed together.

Gintoki's eyes started to glow red unconsciously, and then he stabbed his index finger hard into Doman's buttocks.

"You've observed all kinds of weather conditions! Bastard!!"

"Ah!!" Daoman screamed again.

"All kinds of heavy rain warnings!" Gintoki pulled out his finger and used the Millennium Kill again.

"Well!!"

"All kinds of flood warnings!" While shouting, Gintoki once again used his Thousand-Year Kill move.

"Ugh!!"

After three thousand-year killings, Daoman fell to the ground.

"Lord Gintoki, please take advantage of the moment." Uidomaru reminded him at the right time, and at the same time, he drew out the huge mace behind him.

"Yoshi! The last blow!" Gintoki, who was carrying Domitsu on his shoulders, stood on the corner post and pointed at Outodomaru, then jumped up hard and pointed Doman's buttocks towards the mace in Outodomaru's hand. Shout, "Yukino-ryu secret, the chrysanthemum explodes!!"

pound! !

Doman, who was still in the air, hit his buttocks hatefully on the top of the mace in Waidomaru's hand. This time Doman couldn't even scream.

"The special move is to explode!" the host exclaimed.

"Ugh..." Daoman opened his mouth wide and could only moan in pain from his throat.

"Now Doman's defeat is certain. If we don't hurry up..."

As soon as the host finished speaking, Doman, who was being held by Gintoki, suddenly turned into a phantom and disappeared.

"Huh? Disappeared..." Before he could finish his words, Gintoki, whose support disappeared, suddenly fell rapidly downwards.

Along with the pounds! With a bang, Gintoki screamed, becoming the second person after Doman to have his butt explode!

Seimei and Kagura in the audience suddenly became expressionless.

After landing, Gintoki held his buttocks and rolled his eyes, rolling in pain on the ring.

"Ah, I'm sorry, Gintoki-sama." Outodomaru raised his hand and said casually.

"Hehehehe..." Daoman's laughter came, "A bunch of idiots, have they fallen into my trap?"

Doman, who was standing on the corner pillar, opened the fan in his hand, brushed it towards Gintoki and mocked, "Don't you understand? You were just fighting against the phantom I made! I'm still standing here and haven't moved a step. Yeah! Just because you can’t hurt my body at all, you can’t even touch me!”

"Um..." Lao An on the side looked at the blood on Daoman's trousers that was dripping down from a certain part of his trousers, and couldn't help but remind him, "Master Daoman, there seems to be something behind your butt. Something flowed down..."

"No," Dao Man's eyes twitched unconsciously twice and he explained, "This is just a recurrence of the old hemorrhoids."

Everyone present:…

"It's true!" Daoman defended quickly, "What are you looking at? Ah! I know, I know! Then I'll let you see it, let you see the wart as evidence!"

"Contestant Doman, although he used illusions, the damage to his anus seems to be serious." The host explained the birth ruthlessly.

"Go and get rid of them while I'm applying anti-inflammatory medicine on your butt," Daoman and Lao An exchanged high-fives and reminded at the same time, "The enemy is already dying. Hurry and get rid of the miscellaneous soldiers, Pull Qingming onto the stage."

After saying that, Daoman walked off the stage.

"Come out! Fentenmaru!!" Layan took out a paper figure summoning a shikigami from his arms and shouted.

As soon as Layan finished speaking, a red-skinned shikigami wearing armor and holding a huge katana appeared behind Layan.

Seeing this, Uidomaru reminded Gintoki, who was still rolling on the ground holding his buttocks: "Gintoki-sama, please cheer up. If you continue like this, you will be killed. Is there anything I can do?"

Gintoki adjusted his posture and knelt on the ground tremblingly, his hands still tightly covering his buttocks.

"Egg...Egg ran up there..." Gintoki said in pain with a trembling voice, "Help me get it down... Help me get it back to the original throne..."

As he said that, Gintoki lay down directly, "Get it off...the balls..."

Uidomaru came to Gintoki's side and squatted down, and said, "Now is not the time to say such things, can I just give you a pat on the back?"

As he said that, Uidomaru stretched out his hand and clenched his fist to gently tap Gintoki's waist.

"That's right...that's right, please, hurry up..."

After hearing this, Outodomaru stood up directly, pulled out the mace behind him, raised it high, and then brought it down heavily on Gintoki's waist without any hesitation.

“COME BACK GOLDEN FUCKING!!”

boom! !

After a loud noise, everyone present showed no expression on their faces, except, of course, Miss Pandemonion's Xin Bajiu, who was snatched away from Jiang Cheng's arms. At this time, Xin Bajiu had obviously lost his mind and was crying. While shouting, he continued to shake Jiang Cheng's shoulders.

Of course, no matter who sees his girlfriend being torn into two halves by the people around him, stuffed into his mouth, chewed, and finally turned into a mosaic of vomit, he will be like the new eight.

"How's the situation?"

After turning the last Pandemonion into a mosaic of vomit, Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and came to Kagura's side. He looked at the scene on the stage and asked Kagura on the side.

"I don't know, but Gin-chan's gold-fucking condition seems a little bad, Aru." Kagura replied expressionlessly.

[Although it is a bit stupid, it is indeed a good method...] Qingming glanced at Jiang Cheng and thought to himself.

"How's uncle Aru? Did you remember anything again?" Kagura turned to look at Jiang Cheng beside him, "By the way, where did the new eight go, Aru?"

"No, there's still one last bit to go." Jiang Cheng shrugged, "As for Xin Baji, he's burying his first kiss outside now."

At this time, on the stage, Gintoki struggled to get up, rolled his eyes and cursed angrily, "How low do you want to hit me!"

"But it's useless if you don't apply the same impact as before, right?" Outidomaru replied calmly.

"Before my balls go down, my life will end first..." Gintoki knelt on the ground and rubbed his lower back, saying with pain on his face, "Do you want to kill me directly?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly felt something, raised his head and made a confused sound, "Huh? Wait a moment, hey, this..."

Gintoki looked at his lower body in a cold sweat, "It's not so much about getting the balls off, this..."

As he spoke, two mosaic gold balls rolled out from under Gintoki's lapel.

"...The balls just rolled out from under the hem!!"

"Um, should this be complained about?" Jiang Cheng twitched his eyes and pointed at Gintoki on the stage and looked at Kagura aside, "This is indeed something that should be complained about, right? No matter how you look at it, this place should be complained about, right?"

"Uncle, you don't have to force yourself to complain like this, Aru." Kagura patted Jiang Cheng on the shoulder, nodded and said seriously.

"What are we going to do with this?!" Gintoki looked at the two mosaic gold balls at his feet, holding his head and shouting in a frenzy, "Get it back! Get it back for me quickly!!"

"I'm not free now," Gaido Maru, who was exchanging blows with Fenten Maru, said without looking back, "Sir Seimei, please support me."

"Tch, there's nothing we can do." After making a "cut" sound, Qingming closed her eyes and raised the index and middle fingers of her left hand upward at the same time.

Immediately afterwards, everyone discovered that the two mosaic gold balls that were originally on the ground suddenly emitted golden light and flew to Gintoki's buttocks, disappeared into his clothes, and returned directly to the Amyrlin Seat.

(End of chapter)