Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 511: There is no conflict in the world that can only be solved by sitting down and talking about it

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"Huh huh huh..." Antenmaru laughed, "Descendant of Mikado, it's too late! The guy I'm possessing can't hear any sound anymore! Put yourself..."

"Wait a minute!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him, then showed a look of complaint on his face, "Isn't the sound too loud? What's going on? Don't you know how big you are? Can you care about the feelings of others? ? Do you think you are a speaker? Lower your voice!"

"Hey, hey, I'm sorry, I'll change it now." Antenmaru quickly scratched his head and responded, then cleared his throat and continued in a very weak voice, "The rat who locked himself in the darkness actually said It's really ridiculous to use my power, but this guy's negative emotions are really a good object to possess, so I accepted it gratefully. In this way, the Yuno family, the Mirino family, the abominable Mikado orthodox…"

"Well, the voice is a bit too low," Qingming warned, "I can't hear what you are saying at all. You can make it a little louder."

"Yes, big guy," Kagura came to sit on Antenmaru's shoulder at some point and patted Antenmaru's head, "The voice is too soft, Aru, are you a shy elementary school student? Even I can’t hear clearly.”

"Ah, I'm sorry, let me make it a few decibels louder." Antenmaru quickly continued, "Then, can you please stop patting my ears? My ears are very sensitive."

"What's going on?" Shinpachi adjusted his glasses and complained silently, "Is Jiang Chengsang that scary? Is Antenmaru really that afraid of Jiang Chengsang?"

"As far as I know, there is only one person in this world who can easily defeat Antenmaru..." As he said that, Outodomaru glanced at Jiang Cheng, "But now it seems that it should be two people. .”

"There's really nothing we can do about you~" Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly, then turned to the crowd of non-Muslims behind him and said, "Hey, you guys, come over with me and tell the two of you what's going on. Get rid of it, it’s so annoying all the time that I can’t think straight.”

(The Japanese pronunciations of Yuno and Miri both mean chrysanthemum.)

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and started walking slowly towards Antenmaru. At the same time, a group of non-military people whispered to each other and followed cautiously. Shinpachi, Outodomaru and Kuzuha quickly followed, but Gintoki, who was still lying on the ground, was temporarily forgotten by everyone.

"Hey, that...that big guy named Wan Tian Wan," Jiang Cheng came to a stop in front of An Tian Wan, raised his head and pointed at An Tian Wan, "What about that, you squat down first, it's too high, it's uncomfortable for me to raise my neck. .Then, let’s put that girl down first, it’s useless, and it’s quite painful to hold it.”

"But..." Antenmaru scratched his head.

"Hurry up!" Jiang Cheng plucked his ears with his little finger, with an impatient look on his face, "Hurry up and finish your matters, I still have to think about my own matters. I'm bored to death by being here all the time. "

"You can't run away anyway, so let's put it down first..." As he said that, Antenmaru gently put Seimei down on the floor.

"Also, that ex-husband, please stop sleeping. This time I will tell you how to pursue that woman. If you continue to sleep, you will never be able to pursue that woman in your life."

"Really?!" Daoman's surprised voice suddenly sounded.

[what happened? ! This guy! Still awake!]Feeling that his body was a little out of control, Antenmaru thought to himself.

"Well, there are methods, but whether you can succeed or not depends on you," Jiang Cheng nodded and said, "Anyway, we'll talk about the methods last. Now let's solve your problems first. That... big guy, let's start with that ex-husband. When your body comes out, I can't tell who is whose. In fact, all the conflicts in the world can be solved by sitting down and having a good talk. Come on, hurry up."

"Um...I can't seem to get out," Antenmaru said weakly, "While this man borrowed my power, he also locked me in this body. Unless he lifts the spell himself, I will not be able to get out." Not going. And now his consciousness has recovered..."

"That ex-husband, Sang, did you hear that?" Jiang Cheng said to Antenmaru, "Hurry up and lift that curse of yours and free this big guy."

"No!" Doman's voice came from Antenmaru's mouth, "Now I can still forcibly seal Antenmaru's movements! If I let him go, no one can seal him anymore!"

"Do you still want to know how to remarry and further your relationship with that woman?"

"untie!"

Daoman shouted, and then Daoman's body began to shrink at a speed visible to the naked eye. At the same time, a stream of black smoke was continuously forced out of Daoman's body.

After just a few seconds, Daoman, who had returned to his normal body shape with parts of his body covered in mosaics, appeared in front of everyone.

"Lord Daoman! Are you okay?" A group of non-Muslims quickly surrounded Daoman.

"Ahahaha! I am finally free!!" Antenmaru, who turned into black smoke, raised his head and roared.

"I told you it's so noisy!" Jiang Cheng cursed loudly, "Please be quiet! Do you really want to be barbecued by me?!"

"Ah, I'm sorry." An Tianwan quickly lowered his head to admit his mistake, then scratched the back of his head and smiled sheepishly, "Isn't it because I was too excited just after regaining my freedom..."

"Hey! Does the method you mentioned really exist?!"

The curse mark on his face had disappeared, but his clothes had also disappeared. Daoman pulled away a group of people from the countryside and walked towards Jiang Cheng excitedly.

"Well, anyway, we'll talk about that later. Now put on your clothes and let's settle your grudges first." Jiang Cheng said with a sigh.

So, after just two minutes of rest, everyone sat down in three groups, namely Seimei, Kuzuha and Shinpachi, the Mirino family headed by Michito who was dressed, and Antenmaru is alone.

Three parties formed a triangle. In the middle of the triangle was Jiang Cheng, who had changed into a black professional suit at some point, and Kagura, who was also wearing a red professional suit and a pair of bottle-bottom glasses, holding a stack of documents in his arms. The last one was standing. Waidōmaru beside the two of them.

Next to Jiang Cheng and the others was a small blackboard. On the small blackboard, several titles were simply written in chalk, namely: [Yumen], [Brother], [Brother], [Princess], [Brother's Son], [Antenmaru], [Jie Ye], [Si Li Ye].

"Ahem! Please pay attention, look here." Jiang Cheng knocked on the blackboard, "Antenmaru over there, the first half of the class has nothing to do with you, you can just study by yourself. I will know the second half of the class. To remind you."

"Well, uncle, this is not "Three Years Z Group, Teacher Jiang Cheng", this is the full-length movie Aru." Kagura reminded.

"I know, but this is the only way to make them understand." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng knocked on the blackboard again and looked at Qingming and Daoman. "Anyway, let's first tell the story of the past a thousand years ago. Let’s sort it out first, and only by sorting it out can we find out where the contradiction between your two families lies.”

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng showed a look of disdain on his face, turned away and spat in a low voice, "Really, such a stupid thing can allow the conflict to continue for a thousand years, you are really hopelessly stupid. .”

"Hey, what did you just say? Are you insulting our ancestors?!" Daoman said dissatisfied.

"No, I didn't say that," Jiang Cheng shrugged, "I was just insulting the descendants of your two ancestors, a group of idiots who can even lose the most basic human ability of independent thinking."

"You bastard!"

"Sit down, idiot No. Let’s get started, do you think your brother has done something wrong? Or does the brother here feel sorry for his brother?”

"Of course! This is the woman who clearly took away my brother!" shouted one of the tribesmen.

"You're wrong!" Jiang Cheng scolded angrily, "It's said in the story that this younger brother has never said anything like he likes the princess. If you don't tell others, who would know? Are you all idiots? ? Is there only paste left in your head?"

"That's right. Neither the elder brother nor the princess know that the younger brother likes the princess, so no one is wrong here." One of the non-Meili people nodded and said.

"Besides, my brother is still in love with the princess. In this case, it is understandable that the two of them elope." Another non-Mediterranean nodded and analyzed.

"But why did I only feel aggrieved by my brother when I heard this before?" A member of the Yili tribe asked to himself in confusion.

"Because you are all idiots, idiots." Jiang Cheng said with contempt, and then patted the word [younger brother] on the blackboard again, "Then my younger brother took the king's killing order, here Quan is regarded as his loyalty, so it doesn’t matter whether it’s right or wrong.”

"Later, because he became jealous after seeing the secluded life that his brother and the princess lived, he killed them all, leaving only his nephew who was still waiting for food. Question, who is at fault here?"

All the Yili people turned their faces away silently and remained silent.

"Answer me!"

"It's the fault of jealousy." Qingming shook her head and said slowly.

"Well, forget it, this answer is correct," Jiang Cheng glanced at Qingming lightly, and then said again, "After my brother returned to Kyoto, although he became a high-ranking official, he was swallowed by darkness until he transformed into Antenmaru. This At that time, my brother’s son appeared and eliminated Antenmaru. Is there anyone here who is at fault? Answer me! Is my brother’s son at fault?! Is he at fault for his love and reason?!”

"Although it's true...but..." One of the Yili people hesitated to speak.

"But you are so big!" Jiang Cheng cursed angrily, "My brother's son is not wrong in both emotion and reason. He avenges his parents with emotion, protects the country and repels the devil with reason. Why can you give all the faults to the people? On my brother’s son? Why can I still hold a grudge to this day? Is it just because I’m stupid?”

(End of chapter)