"Are you leaving now?" Qingming stood up to persuade the three of them to stay, "There is also a grand banquet waiting for the whole family to celebrate. If possible, call that man here too, no... he should be called the common benefactor of our two families now. Thanks to him, our two clans can completely let go of their past grudges and be freed from the incomplete story of a thousand years ago."
"No need." Gintoki waved his hand, turned around and walked towards the door, "I'll be satisfied as long as I have a drink with the smile of anchor Yuno on TV."
"It's true, I'm quite good at saying beautiful things." Qingming shook her head gently and smiled helplessly, "If Crystal hears it, maybe it's really possible for the two of them... "
"Well, Shinpachi and Gin-chan, please leave first, Aru!" Kagura looked at Shinpachi and Gintoki who were about to walk to the door with their backs on their backs and said seriously, "I want to stay here instead. My uncle is attending the reception, Alu! Since my uncle is not here, only me, an immediate family member, can attend Alu!"
"Hey, if you don't keep up, this month's salary will be deducted~" came Gintoki's lazy voice.
"Asshole! You threatened me with your salary!" In an instant, Kagura rushed forward with white eyes, "By the way, have you ever paid your salary, Al?! How many months has it been in arrears?!"
"This time, you had already received your salary, but in the end, your bastard uncle was implicated and all the money was exported." Gintoki picked his nose and explained in a casual tone.
"Hey, it has nothing to do with Jiang Chengsang, right?" Xin Baji complained, "It's all you who lost everything, right?"
Qingming, who was in the back, looked at the backs of the three people and listened to their noise. He chuckled with some emotion and shook his head, then stood up and returned to the house.
Qingming stopped in front of two newly made shrines in a corner of the room, picked up two incense sticks from the table, cast a small flame spell on them, and then respectfully inserted them on the incense burner in front of the shrines. .
(Shrine: a small wooden pavilion dedicated to gods and Buddhas.)
It is worth mentioning that on the two shrines, one has the word "Nine" written on it, and the other has the word "Rain" written on it.
…
What Gintoki and the other two people didn't know was that not long after the three of them left, the two love teachers Jiang Cheng talked about came to the door of the Mirino family together.
After the two of them greeted each other, Daoman welcomed them in with great hospitality and respect.
By the way, these two people are a man and a woman. The man looks very much like a gorilla, and the woman is dressed in a ninja costume, with long lavender hair and red-rimmed glasses on her face.
…
In the guest room of Mirinoya.
"asshole!!"
After listening to what Doman himself said about his emotional experience with anchor Yuno, Kondo stood up and cursed, then gave Doman an uppercut.
"Wow!" Daoman shouted in pain and spat out a mouthful of blood. He was knocked several meters away and fell heavily to the floor.
"Do you really think you can get that woman's body and mind using that forced marriage method?! You bastard!" Kondo pointed at Doman's nose and yelled, "You know nothing about love, but you still expect that method? , bastard and scumbag!”
"Really, what kind of guy did you think he was? He turned out to be such a bastard who doesn't know anything about love." The little ape on the side raised his eyes with contempt on his face, "Hey, orangutan, give up. Such a man is not worthy of our experience."
After saying that, the little ape stood up and started to walk towards the door. At the same time, Kondo spat and turned around to follow the little ape.
"Wait! Two masters!" Daoman quickly knelt down to the two of them and shouted, "I already know my mistake! No matter what! Please give me some guidance! I... really don't know what to do. Pursue Crystal again! Please! If it’s the person recommended by that person, there will definitely be some method!”
As if he couldn't bear it, Kondo stopped, turned to look at the little ape beside him, and asked tentatively: "Well, you see he said that, do you want to give him some guidance? "
After hearing this, Xiao Yuan turned away and looked embarrassed. After half a minute, he shook his head and sighed softly, then turned his head to look at Doman, who was still kneeling on the ground and bowing to him respectfully.
"I can't help it. I'll give you some guidance, but you're not allowed to call us master until you complete your studies!" Xiao Yuan said seriously.
"Yes, becoming our disciple cannot be achieved in a day or two." Kondo took over, "You must take our teachings seriously and keep them in mind! Do you have this awareness? !”
"Of course! I will do anything for Crystal!" Daoman raised his head and shouted seriously, "Master! Trust me!"
"Well, it seems that he is not a hopeless guy, so let's not hide our clumsiness." Kondo chuckled, then looked at the little ape, "Teach him everything you need to teach him."
"There's no way, it's still a mission after all," Xiao Yuan said a little helplessly, "Since he's so pious, I can only take it seriously."
"Master!" Daoman was instantly moved and overwhelmed.
"Listen to me! From now on we will start a three-day intensive training for you!" Kondo shouted seriously, "It is a very cruel and even inhumane training! Are you confident? !”
"Hi! I will accept any kind of training for Crystal!" Daoman stood up and replied seriously.
"Well, the momentum is not bad. In this case, it's not not worth training at all." Kozaru pushed up the glasses on his face, and then looked at Kondo, "Okay, let's use the first step of training that we discussed in advance. Give him the things you need. Only by completing that can you be able to withstand the rest of the training."
"Have the masters prepared in advance?" Daoman asked in surprise.
"Ah, before I came here, I had already made some training plans suitable for you based on your condition of not having any experience in love,"
As he spoke, Kondo took out a tall stack of game discs from behind and placed them in Doman's arms.
"First of all, within twenty-four hours, clear all these high-quality Galgames for me. Every line must be cleared perfectly, and every step and every choice must be completely written down! I will randomly check your completion at this time tomorrow. If you don’t achieve 100%, then there is no need to continue.”
"Is this...really okay?" Daoman swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked with some doubt.
"Sure enough, let's go. This guy can still doubt us now." The little ape beside him turned around and left without thinking.
"Wait a minute," Kondo raised his hand to stop him, "This guy just has no experience in love. Once he gets addicted to it, he will know how many ways there are in love."
Saying that, Kondo crossed his hands and looked at Doman again, "It doesn't matter if you have any doubts. Just open a plate and try it yourself. Love is not a child's plaything. There is no need to rush it. Now press the button Do what I say.”
"Hi...Hi." Daoman responded.
…
On the other side, the Master House trio headed by Gintoki were walking home.
"But speaking of it, everyone is really happy with the result this time." Shinpachi suddenly smiled and said, "The weather has also recovered, and the crisis of Yuno anchor's dismissal can be over. A thousand years of grudges are over, even Antenmaru has returned to normal, and the goddess named Jiu has also successfully ascended to Takamagahara."
"Indeed." Gintoki raised his head and looked at the distant sky, his expression seemed to be a little emotional, and he murmured softly, "He is the only one who can do things to this extent."
"Yin Sang, what did you say?" Xin Baji asked doubtfully.
"No, it's nothing." Gintoki answered casually.
"But I can't say that I don't have any regrets at all. That goddess..." Xin Bajiu thought of something and said with some emotion, "Although I don't know what happened between her and Jiang Chengsang, in order to hear Jiang Chengsang I have been waiting for Sang's comment for so many years. However, in the end, I didn't hear a simple comment from Jiang Chengsang until I was promoted to Gao Tianyuan. I don't know how to evaluate Jiang Chengsang, I always feel a little heartless... "
"So didn't you say that?" Gintoki curled his lips and replied casually, "He is just a scumbag, a woman from the past? How can he remember it clearly with a brain like his?"
"But my uncle worked very hard," Kagura said. "I ate so many things that I would spit them out in one bite."
As he spoke, Kagura recalled the scene where Jiang Cheng vomited and ate Pandemonion without stopping for a moment.
"No Aru, just thinking about it makes me want to vomit." Kagura covered her mouth and said with black lines on her head.
"But..." Gintoki sighed softly, and then said: "That guy is indeed a scumbag, but he has never made a woman cry, even once."
"Hey?! Really?!" Shinpachi looked at Gintoki in disbelief.
"Ah, indeed, I have never seen a woman cry for him."
"So... if you put it this way..." Xin Baji suddenly thought of something, "Jiang Chengsang didn't want to see the tears of that goddess..."
"Who knows." Gintoki responded casually.
"No, I cried for my uncle Aru!" Kagura raised her hand to remind, "Aru during the Red Sakura Chapter!"
"That's just because you're an idiot."
"Who is the idiot! You curly-haired idiot!" Kagura's hair suddenly exploded, and he threw himself on Gintoki's back with white eyes, and with a fierce face, he opened his mouth and bit Gintoki's head.
"Ahh!!" Gintoki screamed, rolling his eyes and roaring: "What are you doing?! My head is about to be bitten off by you! Are you a dog?! Did you learn from Sadaharu? No , Dingchun learned it from you, right?"
(End of chapter)