"Wash inside! Natural curls!" Kagura showed no intention of letting go and still bit Gintoki's head fiercely.
"It hurts, it hurts! Stop it quickly!" Gintoki kept shaking Kagura, but it had no effect at all. "The blood is coming out!"
"Stop making trouble, Kagura-chan." Shinpachi smiled helplessly, "The woman Gin-san mentioned does not include Kagura-chan."
"Asshole! Virginity glasses!" Kagura jumped onto Shinpachi's shoulders in an instant, opened his big mouth and bit into Shinpachi's head in one gulp. He rolled his eyes and cursed indistinctly, "This is This time you scolded me for not even being a woman, Aru?! Wash inside, wash inside, wash inside!"
"Who is the virginity glasses! Stop talking! You stinky woman!" Shinpachi roared, "The woman we are talking about is a woman in another sense! Just like Saki who restored our body for us in the Screwdriver chapter. A woman like Miss! Besides, aren’t you Jiang Chengsang’s niece?! You are just Jiang Chengsang’s family member!”
"Huh? Is that so, Aru?" Kagura then let go, raised his head and looked at Gintoki with a puzzled expression, whose head was still spouting blood.
"What do you think?!" Gintoki roared with white eyes.
…
At the same time, Yoshihara and Jiangcheng were in the room.
It was rare that today Jiang Cheng didn't just stay in front of the computer and play games as usual. Of course, there may be a reason why the budget for the new equipment has not been approved by Yue Yong.
Jiang Cheng leaned against the window of the living room, looking up at the clear sky with a smile on his face. On the window sill was an empty wine glass and a bottle of white wine with the cap unscrewed.
"Brother Jiang Cheng, mother asked me..." Qingta opened the door and walked in, but before he could say anything, he suddenly saw a new object in Jiang Cheng's room - a shrine placed in the corner of the living room. "Brother Jiang Cheng, do you still have something like this in your room? Why haven't you found it before?"
"There are many things in the adult's room that children have not discovered." Jiang Cheng answered casually.
"But I really have no impression. It's like it was put here just now." After saying that, Haruta came to the shrine and carefully looked at the golden statue placed in the shrine, "But what is this? God? A little fox god with nine tails?"
"Who knows, they say there are eight million gods in Gao Tianyuan, who can tell who is who." Jiang Cheng responded without turning his head, "But maybe this one is a little different."
"It's really rare that Brother Jiang Cheng still believes in these superstitious things." Qingta said a little surprised, "But then again, can I worship this god? Will my final grade pass?"
"That's probably not possible," Jiang Cheng shrugged. "It's probably just going to cause strange bugs to appear in your lunch box. It's better to memorize your multiplication tables than to worship this kind of thing."
"I have memorized it completely!" Haruta quickly replied, patting his chest, "This time it was my mother who asked me to come to you to memorize the multiplication table! Please listen carefully! It will definitely surprise you!"
"Sorry, I don't have time to listen to you recite that kind of thing now, maybe next time." Jiang Cheng glanced down at the wine glass that was filled with wine for some reason, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, then picked up the wine glass, raised his head and took a sip. And done.
After thinking about it carefully, Jiang Cheng looked at the empty wine glass in his hand with a look of disgust.
"As always...it's hard to swallow."
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, there was a slight "pop" sound behind him, and the pure gold statue in the shrine cracked from the middle.
"Brother Jiang Cheng! The statue is cracked!" Haruta pointed at the statue and exclaimed.
"Get out of here quickly," Jiang Cheng turned around and said angrily, "or I'll throw you out."
"Tch!" Haruta spat, then turned around and left angrily, muttering as he walked, "It must be that God Sama is disgusted with your attitude, so the statue cracked! God Sama, it must be We must punish him well!"
"Really, you are such an unpleasant brat~" Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed softly, but then, Jiang Cheng discovered that the wine glass in his hand was miraculously filled with wine again.
Without any hesitation, Jiang Cheng raised his glass again and drank the wine in one gulp, showing an even more disgusted look.
"Why does it taste worse every time?" Jiang Cheng looked at the wine glass in his hand with a look of disgust on his face.
"Really?" Yue Yong's cold voice suddenly came from outside the window.
"Hey? Why is Yueyue here?" Jiang Cheng raised his head and asked with confusion on his face as he looked out the window at Yue Yong who was standing on the eaves and was facing her, "Why are you holding my wine?"
"No, it's nothing." Yue Yong's face clearly flashed with uneasiness, and then he put the wine back on the window sill.
"Speaking of which, your expression is very strange..." Jiang Cheng propped his chin and looked at Yue Yong with a puzzled expression. Then he suddenly thought of something and suddenly said: "Could it be...!"
"Nothing, I didn't do anything, I just happened to pass by." Yue Yong turned away silently.
"Did you suddenly want to poop during the patrol, so you came here to borrow the toilet? If that's the case, you should have said it earlier. Don't be shy. This kind of thing can happen to anyone," Jiang Cheng retreated When he got to the side, he gave up the window position to Yue Yong, "Sa, come on, use it as you like, constipation is a woman's natural enemy."
What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that when he just said that, Yue Yong's face had turned completely dark, and there were even veins on his forehead that were beating constantly.
"Wash inside!!"
Yue Yong took out countless kunai from her arms without any hesitation and threw them towards Jiang Cheng forcefully.
"Ahhhh!!"
…
On the other side, at this time, Gintoki and the other three had also returned to the Master House.
"But having said that, I'm really surprised," Xin Baji couldn't help but sigh, "That Jiang Chengsang actually has such a side, and he suddenly changed his mind a little bit. He has never made a woman cry before... It sounds a little bit strange."
"Um...did you misunderstand something?" Gintoki, who was sitting on the sofa and watching the divination program hosted by Yuno on TV, said without looking back, "That idiot has never made a woman cry, but those The woman just wanted to kill him."
After a long moment of silence, Shinbaji raised his glasses, and then took a deep breath.
"Isn't that just a simple scumbag?!"
"Didn't I tell you earlier?" Gintoki waved his hand and continued without looking back, "That guy is just a pure scumbag."
"But even if he is a scumbag, my uncle worked very hard yesterday."
"My Miss Pandemonion!" Shinbachi, who thought of something, held his head and shouted with a sad look on his face.
"Σ_("∠)vomit..." Thinking of the scene where Shinpachi hugged Pandemonion and exchanged love words, Kagura couldn't hold back her head anymore and vomited directly.
"Hey! It's so dirty! You guy!" Gintoki jumped on the sofa in an instant, holding his nose and shouting with black lines all over his head, "How disgusting are you going to do!"
"Ah, I'm sorry," Kagura wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth, "I accidentally thought of some disgusting scene, and I really can't help it. If you want to blame it, blame it on Shinpachi, Aru."
"It's so disgusting, it makes me want to vomit..." As he said that, Gintoki suddenly felt nauseated for no reason, lowered his head and started to vomit, "Σ_("∠)vomit..."
"Hey! What are you two doing? What did you do when others were stuck in beautiful memories?!" Xinbaji shouted angrily with his veins popping out, but after he just finished speaking, he didn't hold back, "I too... Σ_( ∠)vomit…”
"You two made me want to vomit again Aru...Σ_("∠)vomit..."
…
A week later, Yoshihara.
"Um, Jiang Cheng-san..." Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and asked Jiang Cheng, who was still immersed in the game, expressionlessly, "I would like to ask, what did you do to anchor Yuno's ex-husband? Why has he become a completely unrelenting stalker? Anchor Yuno came to Wanshiwu again to complain. He said that he can see his ex-husband hiding near him at any time and secretly showing love to him. He is a stalker. You're already on par with a certain orangutan and a certain ninja that shakes his head, and Ginsang is so angry that he wants to kill you..."
"It's not a stalker!" Daoman's voice suddenly came from Jiang Cheng's door, "It's the hunter of love! No, that's wrong, it's Crystal's hunter of love!"
"I always feel that this person has completely transformed into an orangutan. There is no difference at all from the stalking orangutan. What exactly happened?"
"I just came here to express my gratitude to you this time," Daoman came to Jiang Cheng's side and bowed deeply to Jiang Cheng, "Thanks to the two masters you found for me, I was able to learn from the true meaning of the word. I understand how stupid I was in love before. Thanks to the careful teachings of the two masters, I can have close physical contact with Crystal (being kicked away) basically every day. I can feel , Crystal and I have become more and more inseparable!"
"Ah, keep up the good work." Jiang Cheng, who had just finished playing the game, turned to Dao Man and said casually.
"Goodbye then, Krist will be recording a show later. To be honest, watching the live broadcast now is not a bit worse than recording it on DVD. Of course, people like Qingming won't understand. After all, this kind of experience The gap is too big, I won this round. Hahahaha... "
Looking at Dao Man who was laughing and leaving, Xin Baji looked at Jiang Cheng with the corner of his mouth twitching, "Jiang Chengsang, what's going on with the two love masters? It can't be the gorilla and the natto-shaking woman. Bar?"
"The teaching is excellent, right?" Jiang Cheng winked.
“What a ghost!!!”
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