Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 516: To some people, the word sister sounds

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Yoshihara.

"No, it's Aru's birthday gift from mommy." Kagura narrowed her eyes, picked her nostril with the little finger of her left hand, and reached out to Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, with her right hand holding something.

Looking at the gift box in Kagura's hand that had obviously been opened more than once and was still in tatters, Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly: "Hey, is something a little wrong?"

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng took out the communicator from his arms, pointed to the exquisite gift box in the photo above, and said, "It should look like this, right? Sister Jiang Hua has already sent me a text message in advance."

"There's nothing wrong Aru," Kagura said calmly, "Although the packaging looks tattered, it's possible that Aru became like this due to bumps on the spacecraft. It's definitely not because we want to open it out of curiosity. Look, Aru was definitely not accidentally run over by a big truck when he came here! And don't worry, the clothes inside are just a little stained and rotten. They can be sewn with a little needle and thread. Okay Aru!"

"You just told the whole story!" Jiang Cheng shouted angrily with his eyes rolled, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, "Are those clothes inside?"

"Ah, the kaftan (China suit) Aru made by Mommy herself." Kagura replied casually, "My uncle doesn't know how to wear this kind of thing anyway. After all, he has been wearing this kimono since the appearance. Aru would definitely not want to wear something like this. So it doesn’t matter even if it’s broken.”

"Indeed..." Jiang Cheng took the gift box from Kagura and nodded subconsciously, but then suddenly reacted, "Hey, don't think about using this excuse to escape guilt! I am free to wear whatever clothes I want, but if I break them Don’t even think about escaping from the responsibility of this dress!”

"Tch, it's not needed anyway~" Kagura spat, spread her hands and said nonchalantly, "Besides, my uncle is almost thirty years old, there is no need for birthday gifts or anything like that. Besides, we are already In Miss Conch mode, it’s too weird to have my uncle’s birthday alone, Aru.”

"Kagura, next month's pocket money will be halved." Jiang Cheng glanced at Kagura lightly.

"No Aru!" Kagura instantly expressed his dissatisfaction. He held Jiang Cheng's shoulders with both hands at the same time. He thought he was being coquettish, but in fact, he used a lot of strength to shake Jiang Cheng's shoulders and cried. Shouted: "You can't just deduct my pocket money for such a basic thing, Aru. Pocket money is the most important thing for a little girl of this age! I don't get much salary in the first place. If I don't have any pocket money, I Aru will definitely die! No! Absolutely not! You can’t lose a penny of your pocket money Aru!”

"If you keep dangling, I might die... Kagura..." Jiang Cheng reminded, "If you die, you won't have a penny of pocket money from now on..."

"Uncle~" Kagura instantly changed her offensive, covering her eyes and sobbing.

"Even if you put up this kind of formation, it's useless to me." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "I have long been immune to your tear attack."

"cut!"

"Hey, if you cut it again, you won't have a penny of pocket money next month." Jiang Cheng showed a look of disdain, but then he suddenly thought of something and secretly raised the corner of his mouth, "Well, it's true. That’s it, but if you can keep my next words in mind, your pocket money can be doubled next month~”

"Really Aru?!" Kagura said in surprise.

"Well, really." Jiang Cheng nodded, then cleared his throat and revealed a tender look on his face as he spoke slowly, "Kagura, I'm sorry, I never told you the truth. But, maybe it's time now. It’s time to tell you the truth! That’s right! Your real father is not the bald man at all, but..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, a kunai was inserted straight into Jiang Cheng's forehead. With the sound of blood spurting out, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell down. In a pool of blood.

"Yueyue!" Kagura looked in the direction of the door and shouted in surprise.

Yue Yong nodded slightly in response, then looked at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the ground and still twitching with disdain, and lightly reminded: "Don't just instill those kinds of random relationships among children. "

"Why are you just making it up?!" The resurrected Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai from his forehead and stood up, retorting with blank eyes, "Just wait until that bald man gets divorced! I will be Kagura's next father!"

"Jiang Cheng!" Gui's voice suddenly came from the side, "I didn't expect... I didn't expect that you would be the same person! I'm so touched! Why haven't you told me after knowing each other for so many years? You should have told me this kind of thing earlier. Wouldn't it be nice to come out? Everyone likes NTR and so on..."

"No, my uncle is just a big sister-in-law, Alu." Kagura reminded her with narrowed eyes.

Looking at Gui in women's clothing standing outside the window, unable to stop crying, Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly: "Who is the same as you? And why can you run away so naturally at this time?" Come out? Why are you still wearing women's clothing? There are too many places to complain about, right?"

"I just…"

"That's enough!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him, "No need to say any more! I don't want to hear it at all!"

Having said that, Jiang Cheng didn't give Gui a chance to speak again. After raising his hand and coughing, two Baihua members instantly appeared on both sides of Gui. They skillfully picked up Gui's hands, and then in an instant, he and Gui were removed from the original place. disappear.

"Anyway..." Jiang Cheng turned around and continued, but when he saw the empty room, he was suddenly stunned, "Ah, where is the person?"

Jiang Cheng sat cross-legged on the floor, holding his hands and looking at the tattered gift box on the low table in front of him. He didn't make up his mind to open the box for a long time, even when he saw the light blue gown exposed. A corner.

Another long while passed before Jiang Cheng made a move, but instead of opening the gift box, he took out the communicator from his arms and glanced at the messages and photos that Jiang Hua had opened again.

"A birthday gift for twenty years..." Jiang Cheng sighed softly, then took back the communicator and tentatively reached out to open the gift box.

Looking at the light cyan gown with both sleeves torn off and covered in stains, and the whole body almost in tatters, Jiang Cheng lowered his head and sighed heavily.

"Can this really be called just a little bit rotten? You can't even see its original appearance..."

"Do you need help?" Nichirin's voice came from the direction of the door, "I'm quite good at sewing and mending."

"No, it's not necessary." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and refused without hesitation, "I won't wear this kind of thing anyway! So it's not necessary!"

"That's it, then I won't bother you." Rilun turned the wheelchair and slowly turned around and left.

A few minutes later, with needle and thread in his hand and countless wounds on his hands, Jiang Cheng looked at the unchanged green gown on the table with an expressionless expression.

[Am I stupid? ! Jiang Cheng cursed in his heart, "Why do you refuse so happily?" ! It's impossible to repair this kind of thing by yourself! what to do? What should we do now! Are you looking for the sun wheel again? don't want! It’s so embarrassing so definitely don’t!]

"Hey, do you need help?" Yue Yong's faint voice came from the direction of the window.

"What...what..." Jiang Cheng hurriedly hid his hands behind his back, twitching the corners of his mouth and said in embarrassment.

"I am the gift on your table. If you are troubled..."

"No need!" Jiang Cheng refused immediately, and deliberately made a nonchalant expression, "I don't know how to wear this kind of thing anyway, there is no need to expend such unnecessary effort!"

"Well, since you said so, forget it." After that, Yue Yong turned around and left slowly.

[Why should I show off my strength?]Jiang Cheng held his head and thought a little frantically, "Who...who will tell me what I should do now!" As a man, I can't do this kind of job that a girl can do! Ah! Sister Jianghua, tell me what to do!]

"Jiang Chengsama, are you worried?" Miss Baihua's voice suddenly came from outside the window.

[Yo Xi! I must say it this time!]Jiang Cheng made a decision in his heart, then raised his head and showed a clean smile, "Actually..."

"Ara! Mr. Jiang Cheng wouldn't want to wear such clothes!" A young lady from Baihua exclaimed, interrupting Jiang Cheng.

"It's definitely impossible," another Miss Baihua said, "How could Jiang Chengsama wear that kind of clothes? If she wears those clothes, she is no longer Jiang Chengsama."

[What do you mean, if I put on this kind of clothes, I won’t be who I am! ] Jiang Cheng thought angrily, [And I haven’t planned to wear it yet! I just want to repair it!]

"That's right. When it comes to Eunari-sama, it turns out that the gray kimono with the fish scale pattern on the shoulders and the peace knot is the same all year round. With that, he is Eunari-sama." Another hundred-year-old kimono Miss Hua echoed.

[Is my existence determined by clothes? ! ] Jiang Cheng complained crazily in his heart, [No! It’s not like that at all! It has nothing to do with my clothes! Even if I don’t have any clothes, it’s still me!]

"But, does having something like that on Jiang Chengsama's desk mean that Jiang Chengsama wants to wear something like that..."

"Don't get me wrong!" Jiang Cheng interrupted calmly, "I just happened to receive such a gift. Although I didn't intend to wear it, it was broken during transportation, so..."

"I don't want to wear it anyway. If it breaks, it will break..." A Baihua girl said nonchalantly, and then greeted Jiang Cheng with a smile, "We went on patrol, goodbye, Jiang Cheng, sama .”

"Oh...oh..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and responded, "Come on..."

"How can we repair it! Even one person has to repair it!"

Jiang Cheng locked the door and the window, then took out his mobile phone and started searching for the correct method of sewing, constantly learning.

Finally, after a whole day of hard work and pricking his fingers countless times, Jiang Cheng successfully repaired the light cyan gown.

If you ignore the blood stains on the gown, the repairs look decent.

But even after the repair was completed, Jiang Cheng faced a new problem, that is, whether he should try it on or not.

[Everyone is gone now, and no one can see it, so it’s okay to simply try it on, right?]Jiang Cheng looked at the green gown hanging on the wall in front of him, pinched his chin and thought to himself, "Of course I don't want to try it on myself, I just feel that I can't live up to Sister Jianghua's wishes, so I just try it on when no one is around." It doesn't matter, right? Right?]

Jiang Cheng, who had convinced himself in his mind, slowly took off his kimono jacket, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and tentatively stretched his hand towards the light blue gown in front of him.

"Hey, dinner is ready..." Yue Yong's voice came from the door along with the sound of the door being opened.

Jiang Cheng, who was frightened, looked at Yue Yong at the door and hurriedly defended, "That's not what you think! I definitely didn't want to wear this kind of gown! I just felt hot! I just felt like being in the house There’s no need to wear the outer kimono inside!”

"Well, whatever you want, come and eat quickly."

dinner time.

Jiang Cheng secretly observed Yue Yong's reaction while picking up the food in the bowl. After seeing that Yue Yong was as usual, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

[Yo Xi! It seems that there is no suspicion! As expected of me, the acting is flawless!]

"Um, brother Jiang Cheng..." Qingta on the side suddenly said, "You have been glancing at sister Yueyong from time to time since just now. What's wrong with you two?"

"No, no, no, no! Nothing!" Jiang Cheng replied quickly.

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly.

After the meal, Jiang Cheng slipped back to his room without stopping. After locking the door, he walked to the wall in the living room where the light blue gown was hanging without any hesitation.

Without thinking, Jiang Cheng took off his kimono, then reached out and took off the gown. However, before he could try it on, the voice of a hemorrhoid ninja suddenly sounded behind him.

"Hey, do you want to wear that?"

"Why are you here!" Jiang Cheng staggered, turned around and complained crazily to Quan Zang.

"Ah, I was just passing by and wanted to borrow a toilet." Quanzang replied honestly, "But then again, you don't really want to wear something like that, do you? It doesn't suit you no matter what, right? And it's too dirty. Is it right? There seems to be blood on it..."

"How... how is that possible, hahaha..." Jiang Cheng touched his head and laughed, "I just want to take this long gown that was run over by a large truck and stained red with blood... take it... take it That’s all, hahahaha…”

"Ah, that's it." As he said that, Quan Zang suddenly covered his stomach and showed a look of pain. "By the way, can I borrow the toilet? I can't help it anymore..."

"Ah, feel free to use it..."

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