Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 517: The more trivial things are, the more you will find that everyone is different

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Jiang Cheng sat cross-legged in front of the turned on TV, with his left hand on his lap and the palm of his right hand supporting his chin. Although his eyes were fixed on the TV, his legs were shaking up and down due to irritation.

[Ah, I accidentally lent him the toilet...] Jiang Cheng thought a little irritably, and then glanced at the neatly stacked light blue gown, [What should I do? Why don't you try it secretly now when no one is watching? But... what if he finishes going to the toilet at this time? Wouldn't it be embarrassing if you saw it when you came out?]

[No! no! ] Jiang Cheng shook his head, [Not now! Ninjas are very fast! If he tries it on now, the chance of being discovered by him who suddenly opens the door and walks out is more than 99%! So no! endure! I must be patient! Just wait until he leaves! It only takes a few minutes at most! The chances of it taking more than half an hour are very slim!]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded to himself, and the irritability in his body was put away.

Then, an hour passed...

[Not okay yet? !]Jiang Cheng thought a little frantically, [It’s been too long!]

[Hey...wait a minute!]Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something again, [Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! This...isn't this an opportunity? ! If it still takes a long time, can't I take advantage of this time to try on the clothes that Sister Jianghua made for me?]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng looked happy.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng turned back and glanced at the bathroom where the light was still on, and then reached out and carefully picked up the gown on the side.

But just as Jiang Cheng was about to take off his kimono jacket, something suddenly occurred to him.

[no! Not yet! Absolutely not! ] Jiang Cheng put down the gown in his hand again, clenching his fists with a look of unbearability, [At times like this, Quan Zang may open the door and come out at any time... So we have to wait a little longer! soon!]

Then, another hour later...

boom! !

[Hide it all! !]

Jiang Cheng slammed his head on the table, then raised his head, revealing his forehead full of blood, staring at his big bloodshot eyes, gritting his teeth in his heart.

[What's going on with you? ! Why does it take so long to borrow a bathroom? !]

[And...] Jiang Cheng clenched his fists again, [The situation is getting worse and worse now. After all, it has been two hours. Quan Zang may open the door and walk out at any time. It's terrible! Really bad! In this situation, you can never try to try it on easily again! You may be discovered at any time!]

[… No! Wait! Jiang Cheng suddenly knocked with his hand, "Wait a minute!" correct! Flush! It takes at least ten seconds from start to finish of flushing! Isn’t it enough to put away your gown immediately when you hear the sound of water? ! Ten seconds may be a little short, but it’s enough to put away a kaftan!]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng once again picked up the kaftan on the side. However, just when Jiang Cheng took off his kimono and was about to put on the kaftan, he thought of something again. His pupils shrank and stopped at the same time. the movements of his hands.

[wrong! Totally wrong! It is true that I use an ordinary flush toilet because I am not used to fully automatic toilets. It is true that each flush takes about ten seconds...but! What kind of person is Quan Zang?]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng hammered his leg hard, [He should have asked clearly before he went in! It’s hard to ask about this kind of thing now!]

At this moment, there was a sound of flushing water suddenly coming from the bathroom.

[Is it finally over...] Jiang Cheng finally breathed a sigh of relief, [Great, although it took a long time, but it’s finally over! Just a few more minutes at most!]

So, another hour passed...

[Is your mysophobia too serious? Hide it all!]Jiang Cheng once again slammed his head on the low table in front of him, "Why don't you come out after flushing the water for an hour?" !]

At this time, the sound of flushing water came from the direction of the bathroom again.

[Isn’t it over yet? !]Jiang Cheng held his head and thought frantically, "Forget it, it should come out this time!" absolute!]

Ever since, another hour has passed...

[Hey—stop joking! ] Jiang Cheng stared at his big red eyes and kept breathing heavily, [Is it okay? That’s it! Get out of here! Hide it all! !]

While thinking about it, Jiang Cheng raised his eyes and glanced at the clock on the wall. The hour hand of the clock was almost at twelve o'clock, and the minute hand was currently staying at fifty-five.

[There are only the last five minutes left! Hurry up!]Jiang Cheng thought in a broken heart.

At this moment, the sound of flushing came from the toilet again.

[It will definitely come out this time, right? Definitely! Is that enough? ! Get out of here quickly! !]

So...two minutes later...

[I can't bear it anymore!]While thinking, Jiang Cheng got up angrily and came to the bathroom door, stretched out his hand and pulled down the entire bathroom door.

"Give me some food...hey?"

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly froze and saw Quan Zang lying on the ground in a weird posture. There was a pool of blood on the ground. Quan Zang's entire face had lost all color and his body was still twitching from time to time. It was as if he was enduring some extraordinary pain.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai finally understood that Quanzang suddenly suffered from an old problem on the way to the toilet...

"I...I knew you would definitely notice..." Quan Zang's voice was so low that if you didn't put it close to your ear, you wouldn't be able to hear anything. "I...I'm already exhausted. I don't even have the strength to press the flush button." Went down..."

Only then did Jiang Cheng notice that one of Quanzang's hands was still struggling to reach for the flush button of the toilet.

"Hey! Just hold on!" Jiang Cheng quickly helped Quanzang up and shouted.

However, Quan Zang had completely passed out due to excessive blood loss and the pain caused by the onset of old problems.

After glancing at the clock on the wall that was just a few seconds shy of twelve o'clock, Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and a look of unbearableness flashed across his face...

Yue Yong, who had just finished her patrol and was walking towards her room in the corridor, was stunned for a moment when she saw Jiang Cheng, who was supporting Quan Zang and walking towards her in a hurry.

"Hey, what's going on?" Yue Yong asked Jiang Cheng, who had just passed in front of her.

"As you can see." Jiang Cheng responded without looking back, "It's probably an old problem. I'll take him to the hospital."

Yueyong:…

At half past twelve in the night, Jiang Cheng sat on a bench on the side of the corridor of the Oedo Hospital, looking down at the message on the communicator that Jiang Hua had sent in the afternoon, and remained silent.

"Jiang Cheng-chan, happy birthday~ Have you received the clothes? Remember to wear them today and send a photo to your sister~"

"Sister Jiang Hua, maybe yesterday can't be considered my birthday..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and sighed softly, then raised his head and sighed softly, "After all, it is Miss Conch mode... So, a birthday gift actually doesn't matter. Isn’t it?”

(End of chapter)