"No, no, I...that..." Master Xinghaibo quickly waved his hand and said, then spread the five fingers of his left hand and lightly touched his chest, pretending to be relaxed and continued, "But, as you can see, My feeling makes people doubt "Santa Claus? He's pretending..."
"No, you don't have to protect your character image anymore when it comes to this, right? The beard is obviously glued on, right?" Gintoki didn't give in at all, and then put his hands on his hips and looked helpless, "Well, although I I don’t mind others copying me, but can you be more dedicated to copying me? If you underestimate Santa Claus too much, you will be punished.”
"No, no, no, haha... you really know how to joke~" Even though a vein popped out on his face due to Gintoki's words, Master Xinghaibo still tried his best to keep smiling, "You are the one copying me, right?"
[What's going on, this guy!]The leader of Xinghaibo thought, "I have no intention of quitting at all..."
"But now there are quite a few people who are in the village without realizing it." Although veins appeared on Gintoki's face unconsciously, he still spoke casually like a normal person, "It's like what Tezuka-gami created. Everyone uses the same comic expression form as a matter of course."
[This uncle is unexpectedly difficult to deal with...] A drop of cold sweat broke out on Gintoki's face unconsciously.
[What’s going on with this guy? Why are you so stubborn and still refusing to quit until now? ] Master Xinghaifang gritted his teeth and said, [Obviously he is just a fake!]
"Do you listen to rock music?" Master Xinghaibo launched another attack. "It can be said that the popular rock music in the world are all the children of the Beatles. So in my opinion, there is no difference between you and my child."
"What? As Santa Claus, you actually listen to the Beatles?" Gintoki asked in surprise.
"Hey? What's wrong? Isn't it possible? Then what are you listening to?"
"Of course Santa Claus has to listen to Enya, she's a healer." Gintoki folded his hands with a matter-of-fact expression.
[You should stop when enough is enough! Uncle! You are a fake anyway, go back to your hometown! ] Gintoki shouted in his heart.
"Hey, hey, where's Enya?" Xinghaibo's leader quickly replied with a smile, "I also listen to Enya, that "Yeah~ Damn~ Yeah~""
"That's not Enya, it's Ikariya." Gintoki corrected him as he put his hands in his pockets.
(Ikariya Nagasuke: Japanese comedian, who serves as the leader of the comedy group "Drif".)
[It's weird, this man's arrogant attitude...] Master Xinghaibo felt more and more that the situation was not good.
"And it's Tatsuro's, even though it's almost been talked about badly." Gintoki looked casual, shrugged and continued to talk to himself.
(Tatsuro Yamashita: Senior Japanese male singer.)
"It's outdated, now is the era of his wife Maria," Xinghaibo's boss pretended to be relaxed, "The KFC song."
(Maria Takeuchi: female singer, once produced advertising songs for KFC.)
"Only Tatsuro and Kazumasa are famous in any era." Gintoki replied casually, and then thought angrily in his heart: "This uncle, no matter how he attacks, he can handle it with ease!"
(Kazumasa: Oda Kazumasa, a well-known male singer.)
[This confidence...could he be...] The expression of Master Xinghaibo gradually became serious.
[Could he be...] Gintoki was also a little panicked.
Immediately afterwards, the two of them widened their eyes at the same time, and several black lines appeared under the corners of their eyes. They both showed expressions of constipation, and at the same time they thought: [...is the real Santa Claus? !]
[Having said that, look at this guy now...] Master Xinghaibo secretly looked at Gintoki, and then thought in his mind: [Although he looks lazy at first glance, his behavior and posture revolve around an axis. , his aura like a swordsman cannot be ignored. He is obviously an old man with a gray beard, but he is so energetic, and even his skin looks like that of a young man in his twenties... Is this guy really human?]
At the same time, Gintoki was also silently sizing up Master Xinghaibo, thinking at the same time: [I did meet a bad old man who claimed to be Santa Claus before, but that was just a bad old man with no domineering attitude at all. But this guy is different. Although he does not have Santa Claus's iconic white beard, the mustache, the completely different mustache under his nose, surprisingly gives people a sense of reality! It will unconsciously make people think that maybe Santa Claus has a mustache like this. Just like the feeling of betrayal when seeing Frieza-sama’s final form, thoughts such as “I am actually surprisingly simple”... ]
Master Xinghaibo suddenly realized something, [No, but...it's not...]
[No...that's not it...] Gintoki also realized something at this time.
[I... I actually met the real Santa Claus at the most critical moment? !]The two of them thought at the same time.
"Jiang Chengsama, those two people have been standing there for a long time," a Baihua girl pointed at the two people in the yard and said to Jiang Cheng who was sitting obediently next to Jiang Hua, "No one said anything. He just stood there motionless."
"Don't worry about that kind of thing, it probably won't affect us." Jiang Cheng replied casually, his eyes always firmly fixed on Jiang Hua.
"You're right, it won't affect us at all, haha..." Xinbachi said with a smile, and then took out a few large pieces of fat beef from the hot pot in front of him and started to feast on it.
"Yes, it has no effect on us at all!" After Hasegawa drank another glass of wine, he let out a very happy sound, "Wow~ It's really a high competition today~ It's really cool that you can drink as much wine as you like~"
"What a lively Christmas~" Nichiwa squinted his eyes and smiled.
"This year's Christmas is the best Christmas ever, because I received the best Christmas gift~" Kagura was still coquettishly coquettish in Jiang Hua's arms.
"You are Kagura-chan's mother," A Miao said to Jianghua with a smile, "I don't think I saw her when I came to Earth last time. I am Shimura Miao, and I am Shimura Arata who works with Kagura-chan in the Master House. Eight’s sister.”
"Thank you for taking care of Kagura, thank you." Jiang Hua nodded gently and smiled.
"No, no, no, Kagura-chan is usually very sensible." A Miao replied with a smile.
"Jiang Chengsama, I also want the best Christmas gift." A Baihua girl said coquettishly.
"Yes, yes, we also want the best Christmas gift." All the Baihua ladies agreed.
"You don't need to learn from them." Yue Yong glanced at the Baihua member who stood out among the Baihua members because of his slightly smaller stature. Although he was wearing the same attire, he said lightly, "They are no longer there. It’s hopeless.”
"Hi..." The Baihua member responded quietly.
"Where are the gifts..." Jiang Cheng held his chin and thought seriously for a moment, then narrowed his eyes and showed a nice smile, "I didn't expect it, but is there anything you want?"
"Of course it's about doing soft things with Jiang Chengsama!"
All the members of Baihua said in unison, but then they started to hate each other.
"Well, could you please mention some wishes of not hurting your body as much as possible..." Jiang Cheng smiled awkwardly.
"Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng-chan should be getting married at this age, right?"
At this time, Jiang Hua's seemingly plain words made the dozens of Baihua members present instantly fall silent.
[Chance!]
"Ah haha, this is the first time I have been urged to get married." Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head and laughed a few times, "You can't rush this kind of thing, Sister Jiang Hua."
"No, it's just that there seem to be a lot of women around Jiang Chengjiang..." Jiang Hua smiled, and then glanced at Yue Yong and all the Baihua girls aside, "Do you like any of them? If so, It just so happens that when you come to Earth this time, you can ask my sister to help you find some."
"Can anyone do it?" Jiang Cheng's expression became serious.
"Ah, anyone can. My sister will help you."
In an instant, all the Baihua ladies swallowed a mouthful of saliva unconsciously.
"Then I'll say it..." Jiang Cheng cleared his throat, then revealed a tender look on his face and gently held Jiang Hua's hand, "Sister, divorce that bald man..."
Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, several kunai had already pierced the back of Jiang Cheng's head, and the latter rolled his eyes and fell onto the table.
"Pay attention to your ethics, you idiot scumbag." Yue Yong said coldly.
"What are you doing! Smelly woman!" Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai from the back of his head, sat up and shouted with his eyes rolled, "There are not many opportunities like this! And what does it mean to pay attention to ethics?!"
"Literally." Yue Yong replied calmly.
"Did you make something wrong? We are not siblings!"
As soon as Jiang Cheng said this, the eyes of all the Baihua members looking at Jiang Hua became less friendly.
"Aren't they biological siblings?" A Miao covered her mouth and said in surprise, "Obviously even in "Three Years of Team Z, Mr. Jiang Cheng", Kagura-chan is called Uncle Jiang Chengsang."
"The setting over there is an adopted son." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded while explaining to himself, "The adopted son was adopted by Sister Jiang Hua's parents since he was a child. After graduating from high school, he went to Japan to study and became a teacher after graduating from university. Stayed in Japan.”
"Huh? Is that so?" A Miao said in surprise.
"Well, that's it."
"Um, can we not talk about the setting of the studio next door in the main film..." Xin Bajia complained silently, "I feel like something is wrong... It's very embarrassing."
"Didn't you already say that it's going to be a year-end party?" Jiang Cheng shrugged, "Then it's no big deal to complain a little bit, right? Spread out the complaints accumulated in the past year to each other, and then drink two drinks and forget to welcome the new year. One year, this is the true meaning of the Year-Ending Party!"
"That's right..." Hasegawa, who was already drunk, echoed inarticulately, "Drink until you're so drunk that you forget all your worries!"
(End of chapter)