"Well, forget your complaints, Hasegawa-san. No matter how much you drink, you will still be unemployed next year. No matter how much you drink, the fact that you will be unemployed this year will not change." Shinpachi pushed. Glasses complained expressionlessly.
"Hey! I managed to forget this fact with great difficulty!" Hasegawa yelled, scratching his neck, "Why are you asking me to recall it!"
"No, it's useless even if you forget about this kind of thing..." Xinbajiu replied with the corner of his mouth twitching.
"Speaking of which, what about the new Bachi? Do you have any complaints you want to complain about?" Jiang Cheng asked again, and then curled his lips, "There must be some, right? After all, the boss is a guy like that."
"That's right," Xinbaji sighed with some emotion, "After all, this is Yin Sang. If I were to express his complaints, I feel like I wouldn't be able to finish them all in one night. It can be treated as a snack~ah Hahaha…"
"Do you want another meal?" Yue Yong pointed to Jiang Cheng and asked A Miao.
"Hey, what do you mean?" Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and asked expressionlessly, "Does it mean you complain a lot about me on weekdays? Can you talk about it at the New Year's Eve party as a snack?"
"You..." Yue Yong's pupils expanded unconsciously, and she muttered in disbelief: "You actually have self-awareness..."
In an instant, a vein popped up on Jiang Cheng's face and was still beating.
"What does that mean?" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and looked at Yue Yong with a smile but not a smile. He gritted his teeth and whispered bitterly: "Want to fight? Smelly woman!"
"Well, if you two calm down a little, don't fight on Christmas Eve." Xin Baji kindly persuaded.
"Tch!" Jiang Cheng turned away and said disdainfully, then took out a small stack of colorful coupons from his arms and handed it to Xin Baji, "Nuo, I will give you a Christmas gift plus a New Year gift, and then give another one during the New Year to compare. Please, I’ll give it to you once and for all.”
"Um...Jiang Chengsang, what do you mean?" Xinbajiu pushed up the glasses on his face, "Can I think you are insulting me? Can I think you are looking down on me? I can think you are holding on to your heart. Do you think that "if you don't go to a store like Yoshiwara's, this child will remain a virgin for the rest of his life"? "
"Well, yes." Jiang Cheng nodded.
"Hey! Stop joking!" Xin Baji grabbed the coupon in Jiang Cheng's hand and tore it into pieces without any hesitation. He stared at his big red eyes and shouted, "I don't need this kind of thing. Yeah! There is no need at all! I will definitely say goodbye to my virginity before I turn eighteen... no, I will give up my virginity before I turn twenty!"
"Um...by the way, what have you been talking about since just now?" Jiang Cheng looked at Xinbaji with a puzzled look, "Although I do think so in my heart, does it have nothing to do with the gift I gave you? That's that Ah...ah...no, I forgot. Anyway, they were handshake tickets for some New Year special event of that idol you like. Last time I went to buy a game, I got them in a lottery. There were thirty of them. I thought you You’ll like it…”
"Wha...what?!" Xin Bajiu exclaimed as he hugged his head and collapsed. He looked at the lottery ticket that he had just torn into pieces and the words "Attention! Damage is invalid!" written on each piece. Once again, He collapsed and shouted, "It turned out to be... It turned out to be Atong-chan's handshake ticket?! I... what did I do!!"
After saying that, Xin Baji vomited out a large mouthful of blood, fell on the table with white eyes, and his body was still twitching from time to time.
Seeing Xin Baji's appearance, Jiang Cheng reached into his arms and kept groping for something.
"Yes! There's one left! New Eight Chi!" Jiang Cheng took out a handshake ticket for Atong-chan, "The last one, New Eight Chi!"
After hearing this, Xin Bajiu came to life instantly. He sat up with tears in his eyes and took the handshake coupon from Jiang Cheng with trembling hands.
"Jiang Chengsang..." Shinbachi wiped away the tears that couldn't stop, and said with sobs: "I didn't expect that I could meet the real Santa Claus on Christmas. I'm so... thank you so much."
"Please don't show that expression, it always feels disgusting..." Jiang Cheng turned away and complained silently, then turned his head again, narrowed his eyes and smiled, "But, seeing the children because of the It feels good to see a happy side to a gift you like. Maybe that’s what the real Santa Claus is.”
"Brother Jiang Cheng, where is my gift?" Qingta pointed at himself and asked in surprise, "You must have prepared it, right? You must have prepared my gift too?!"
"Ah, ready." Jiang Cheng nodded, then reached into his arms to fumble around.
Qingta's expression became more and more happy, and she looked at Jiang Cheng expectantly, but soon Qingta couldn't be happy anymore.
Looking at the hand-drawn greeting card that looked like it was made by an elementary school student that Jiang Cheng forced into his hand, Qingta was silent for a long time.
"But it took me two points... no, it took me a long, long time to draw it! Just accept it with a grateful heart!" Jiang Cheng said with a smile.
"What kind of Christmas gift is this!" Haruta threw the greeting card in his hand to the ground and shouted in a panic, "Is it just a hand-drawn greeting card?! It just took two minutes to draw it and it's useless at all. A greeting card?!”
"It's true, you kid really doesn't know how to be satisfied~" Jiang Cheng spread his hands with a sigh on his face, "We were very happy to receive such greeting cards when we were children."
"Asshole! You just forgot my Christmas gift!" Haruta said angrily with white eyes.
"How is that possible~" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, "I just feel that the boring things sold outside are definitely not as good as this kind of handmade greeting card. I have a completely different intention."
"Stop lying!"
"Calm down, Qingtai-kun." A Miao comforted her, "Actually, I have also prepared a Christmas gift for you. Although others dare not say it, I am quite confident compared to Jiang Chengsang's gift."
"Really?!" Haruta said in surprise, "Did you really prepare a Christmas gift for me?! Sister A Miao!"
"Of course," A Miao narrowed her eyes and smiled, then put her hand into the mouth and started groping, "After all, we are the only apprentice of Wu Xin Ryu in Heaven. How could I forget such a thing as a Christmas gift? With..."
With that said, A Miao put a box of dark matter that was still exuding an unknown dark aura into Haruta's hand, "Here, fresh eggs to bake~ I made them specially for Haruta-kun at night. , no one else has it~ This is a treatment that only Haruta-kun can enjoy~"
Looking at the dark substance in his hand, Haruta was silent for a long time, then he pulled the corner of his mouth and revealed a somewhat unsightly smile, "Thank you... thank you."
Compared to the hilarity of everyone in the room, the two people in the yard, Master Xinghaibo and Gintoki, seemed very deserted. They didn't say a word for several minutes, and just stood facing each other quietly. Because the two of them It was so quiet that even Jiang Cheng and others in the room unconsciously forgot their existence.
However, what is different from their external appearance is that the inner drama between the two is completely full, so full that the two of them can't hear the laughter of Jiang Cheng and others in the room...
[What should I do! Hello! ] Master Xinghaibo's face has turned completely dark, cold sweat is constantly seeping out on his face, and the muscles on his face can't stop twitching, [Is it better to apologize? Nearly ten minutes have passed! Is he angry? what to do? !]
[It is impossible to apologize now...] Gintoki, who had the same expression, thought to himself, [I will definitely make a fool of myself in public!]
[It’s like imitating the Four Heavenly Kings when you were imitating Morishin singing “Mother” in a leisurely way, and Morishin himself suddenly appeared from behind!]The leader of Xinghaifang felt uneasy.
[No! Absolutely not! ] Gintoki felt completely bad, and said in a frenzy: [I will never show that kind of ugliness in front of them!]
[What should we do? !]The leader of Xinghaibo thought with sweat on his face, "What should we imitators do?" ! answer me! The Four Heavenly Kings!]
[Faced with the real person holding my shoulders from behind with an expression on his face that said, "That's a good imitation." What should we do without making a fool of ourselves! The Four Heavenly Kings! ] Gintoki, who was also sweating, thought frantically in his heart.
[Tell us! The Four Heavenly Kings!]The two of them collapsed at the same time.
After about three seconds, Master Xinghaibo and Gintoki thought of the answer at the same time.
The two of them took a step forward at the same time and punched each other with all their strength. Lord Hoshikaibo's fist hit Gintoki's lower abdomen, while Gintoki's fist hit Lord Hoshikaibo on the left side of his face.
[Down with me, let yourself become me!]
This is the answer that both of them thought of!
After receiving this blow, Master Hoshikaibo and Gintoki let out a scream of "Ooo!" and flew backwards several meters away at the same time!
boom! ×2
Gintoki knocked down a tree as thick as a bowl, while Master Xinghaibo smashed the stone monument in front of the pond into pieces.
At the same time, Jiang Cheng and others in the room were also alarmed by the noise the two people had just made. They stopped their actions and turned their heads to look out.
"Hey, what did you just say to them?" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng and asked.
"I just asked them to leave..." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "I also gave them two 10,000 yuan."
Just as he said that, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, "Yes! It's the 10,000 yuan! Did they fight because of the 10,000 yuan?! I clearly told them to split it equally! "
"You should have divided the two of them in advance!" Xin Baji complained, "In this case, the possibility of a fight between the two of them is very high!"
"There's no way! I don't have any change anymore!" Jiang Cheng argued in a low voice.
At this time, Gintoki and Master Xinghaibo each spat out a mouthful of blood.
[Santa Claus is indeed not covered! ] Gintoki clutched his chest and thought breathlessly, [It doesn't look like a fat old man who only works on Christmas Eve at all!]
[Obviously he is an old man, but he can take a blow from me, Master Xinghaibo...] Master Xinghaibo wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, raised his head and looked at Gintoki opposite with a solemn expression, [Is this the strength of the real Santa Claus? !]
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