[But...it doesn't matter if it's genuine or fake...] Master Xinghaibo and Gintoki thought at the same time, slowly stood up at the same time, and then rushed towards each other with their fists raised at the same time.
[Santa Claus...it's me! !]×2
Two very slight snaps that were not loud! sounded at the same time.
"Hey, that's it." Jiang Cheng stood between the two of them, with his arms crossed in front of his chest, and he opened his hands to block the fists of Master Xinghaibo and Gintoki respectively.
But what no one noticed was that there was another person standing in the shadow under the wall behind Jiang Cheng, who seemed to have just jumped off the wall. He was holding a knife and a scabbard in his hands, and he was trying to rush over to stop Gintoki and Xinghai. The boss has such a...Santa Claus.
[Nani!]The leader of Xinghaibo was shocked, [How could this brat block my full blow so easily? ! Growth...this can’t be considered growth anymore, right? Can you really grow to this level in just twenty years? ! What a monster!]
[Why are you out making trouble at this time? ! ] Gintoki cursed in his heart, [I will kill him soon and become the real Santa Claus!]
"Well, I'm really sorry." Jiang Cheng unclenched their fists, touched the back of his head and laughed a few times with embarrassment, then reached into his arms again and took out his wallet, and took out ten thousand yuan with a painful look on his face. He stuffed it into the hands of the leader of Xinghaibo, "Let you fight over such a boring thing, okay, now everyone has it, it's very fair that everyone has 10,000 yuan. Now everyone is happy!"
Looking at the 10,000 yuan note in his hand, Master Xinghaifang was stunned for a long time and could not recover.
[Does this idiot think we are fighting for such boring things? ! ] Gintoki thought to himself with his head full of black lines.
[Can you take a look at the atmosphere? The atmosphere!]The leader of Xinghaibo put the money into his trouser pocket and gritted his teeth and thought bitterly, "No matter how you look at this situation, it is impossible to fight for such boring things!"]
[It hurts, it hurts! what's up? These two guys. Jiang Cheng thought to himself, "My arm was almost broken. These two guys are definitely not ordinary people!" But... I didn't expect that such guys would fight over such boring things... But this way, it's okay. When two people have 10,000 yuan, they shouldn't fight again. In order to make it happy The Christmas party continues. In order to allow Kagura-chan and Sister Jianghua to have a happy Christmas Eve, we can only use this method. Although it is a little painful, it is the only way to do it!]
"Um..." the leader of Xinghaifang laughed and said, "Actually..."
"I'm going to tell you the truth, can you two take a look at the atmosphere?" Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly, interrupted the Xinghaifang leader, and then pointed to a group of people in the room, "You are very uncomfortable here. You ruined the atmosphere of our Christmas party. What was originally a pleasant Christmas party ended up with you guys fighting around in the yard. We were really distressed. We didn’t know you were volunteers in that volunteer team, but that’s enough. We really We don't need this kind of show. Let's go..."
"Eh? Are you happy? Is that atmosphere very pleasant?" Gintoki looked at everyone in the room and asked pretending to be confused, and then pointed at himself calmly, "Since it is a Christmas Eve party, isn't it very... Is there something obviously missing?"
"That's right, that's right. It's obvious that something is missing." Master Xinghaifang quickly agreed, pointing to himself calmly, "Ahem, something very important and decisive is missing. Without that, it wouldn’t look like a Christmas Eve party, it would just be an ordinary party.”
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng looked at the room and made a confused sound, then crossed his chest with one hand and held his chin with the other hand and began to think, "It's true, when you say this, there is indeed one less object that can enhance the atmosphere of Christmas Eve. , what exactly is it..."
"Yeah, right! Have you noticed it too? Idiot!" Gintoki quickly took over, "Yes, there is indeed something missing. It's not appropriate to call it an object. It's a living thing! If that thing is missing It doesn’t look like a Christmas Eve party at all!”
"Yeah, I did find out..." Jiang Cheng nodded, but then he reacted and turned to look at Gintoki, "Wait a minute, did you just say idiot? You definitely said it, right? Just now it was clear Do you think I’m an idiot?”
"No, no, absolutely not." Gintoki quickly shook his head and defended, "Let's talk about the topic just now. Didn't you already notice the lack of things in your Christmas Eve party?"
"Ahem!" Master Xinghaifang coughed again and glanced at Jiang Cheng, "Have you noticed it yet? If you pay close attention to the yard, you will definitely find out what your party lacks!"
"Oh!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and tapped his palm, "I know! There is something missing!"
"It seems that I finally remembered it..." Xinghaifang Master shook his head and chuckled, then pointed at himself again, "Sa, then hurry up and invite "that guy" to your party, okay? "That guy" makes your Christmas party complete! "
"But you have to keep your eyes open, "that guy" is also fake," Gintoki glanced at the leader of Hoshikaibo who was aside, then coughed twice and pointed at himself calmly, "You have to take a good look. Make a decision after knowing it clearly! "
"That's right, you must make a good decision! Your Excellency Jiangcheng!" Kyubei's voice suddenly came from behind everyone, "Who is "that guy" who should be invited to that happy party? which one…"
"Are we in the same volunteer group as you?" Jiang Cheng asked Gintoki and Master Xinghaibo in front of him, pointing at Jiubei dressed in a Santa Claus costume.
"No, that should be Xiao Jiu, right? It's obviously Xiao Jiu, right?" A Miao said while looking at Jiu Bingwei in the yard, and then smiled and waved to Jiu Bingwei, "Come in quickly, Xiao Jiu, I just said why I can’t contact you, come in quickly and have a party with everyone.”
"It's not Xiaojiu, but Mr. Jiuda!" Jiubingwei corrected.
"I see, it's Kyuubei-kun," Jiang Cheng looked closely at Kyuubei-kun's face, then smiled and said, "But then again, did you dress like this on purpose to attend the party? Thank you. Come on, Kyuubei... No, I can’t call you Jun in this outfit now, it should be Miss Kyuubei. Come in quickly, Miss Kyuubei, the party really needs more people to be lively."
"Sir Jiangcheng, I hope you can treat me as a real Santa Claus and invite me to your party. Tonight, I don't want to be that Nine Soldiers Guard, just an ordinary Nine Santa Claus!"
"Do you like this tone?" Jiang Cheng made a puzzled sound, then shrugged and said casually, "It's up to you, that nine-year-old man, hurry up and get in..."
"Wait a minute!" Master Xinghaibo and Gintoki interrupted Jiang Cheng at the same time and put their hands on Jiang Cheng's shoulders.
"Didn't I just tell you to think about it carefully?" Gintoki had veins on his forehead and half of his face was twitching. He suppressed his anger and reminded, "Why did you make the decision so easily?"
"Did you do it on purpose?" Master Xinghaibo gritted his teeth and the veins on his forehead were still beating, and whispered bitterly, "You must have done it on purpose, right? That kind of guy is obviously not Santa Claus, right? Why? So you invite that kind of guy to the Christmas Eve party casually?”
"No, because this guy is an acquaintance. Is there anything wrong with inviting acquaintances to the party?" Jiang Cheng looked confused, then slapped their hands away and showed a grateful smile, "But having said that, I am very grateful. It’s you two, thanks to you two I figured out what was missing from today’s party.”
"Hey, don't show me such a refreshing smile. I just feel even more angry, you bastard..." Gintoki's expression gradually softened.
"Let me think carefully before making a decision, you bastard!" The leader of Xinghaifang looked at Jiang Cheng with a kind look on his face.
"Well, as expected, it wouldn't be a Christmas Eve party without a turkey~Thank you both for making me think of this~" Jiang Cheng said with some emotion, then turned to Miss Baihua beside him and said with a smile, "That If possible, could you please buy some turkeys?"
"Hi! Go right away!" In an instant, several Baihua ladies with quick eyes and hands responded and rushed out towards the door.
"That's not true at all!!" Master Xinghaibo and Gintoki raised their legs at the same time and kicked Jiang Cheng away.
"Why would you think of that kind of thing! It's not right at all!" Xinghaifang leader pointed at Jiang Cheng and yelled, "By the way, what's going on in your head? Why do you think it's Christmas as long as there's a turkey?" !”
"Because..." Jiang Cheng got up from the ground, looked at the two of them and replied seriously, "When watching American TV series, the most indispensable thing on Christmas Eve is turkey..."
"Hey, do you think this is a small theater for American dramas?!" Gintoki shouted with his eyes rolled, "Use your poor brain cells and think about it again! Why can't you see something that is obvious at a glance?!"
"Oh! I thought of it!" Jiang Cheng hit his palm with his fist again, "Sure enough, turkey alone won't do it! What about that! Only with that added can it be called Christmas!"
"It seems that I finally noticed it." Jiubei chuckled.
"Thank you, you guys!" Jiang Cheng said to the three of them with a grateful face, then turned to everyone in the room and said, "Well, mince pie..."
"It's still wrong!!"×3
The leader of Xinghaibo, Gintoki and Jiubei shouted with white eyes at the same time, and kicked Jiang Cheng at the same time.
boom!
Jiang Cheng, who was kicked away by the three men, fell heavily to the ground...
(End of chapter)