"Isn't it still an American drama in the end?!" Gintoki shouted with his eyes rolled.
"Stop it for me! You bastard!" Xinghaifang Master cursed with his veins popping out, and then pointed at himself.
"Please think carefully again, Lord Jiangcheng." Jiubei said, "Although the meat pie is very close, it is not!"
"Hey, how close are you getting?" Gintoki complained silently.
"Well, let me tell you," Jiang Cheng got up again, patted the dust on his body like a normal person, and said helplessly to the three of them, "Speaking of Christmas, it is originally a holiday from Western countries. Right? No matter how much I think about it, all I can think about is turkey and mince pies in American TV series.”
"No! There is one last decisive presence!" The three of them replied at the same time.
"...No, I really can't remember." Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and frowned and thought for a long time before opening his eyes and saying this.
"Think again! Use your head full of barren brain cells!" Gintoki pointed at himself and said to Jiang Cheng.
"Don't give up! As long as you don't give up, you will definitely remember it!" Master Xinghaibo pointed at himself at the same time, "Even a brain like that can think of it, it's very simple! The answer lies in this courtyard!"
"Yes! Your Excellency Jiang Cheng!" Jiubingwei pointed at himself and echoed loudly.
"Hey, have you thought of anything?" Jiang Cheng asked everyone in the room.
"I don't know Aru." Kagura, who was still acting coquettishly in Jiang Hua's arms, replied casually.
"Eggs cooked." A Miao narrowed her eyes with a smile and raised an index finger.
"Christmas card..." Haruta, who was squatting on the ground, hugging his legs and looking depressed, muttered as he looked at the greeting card in front of him.
"Is that this?" Yue Yong asked, pointing to the two barrels of lubricant that appeared at an unknown time.
"Haruta's perfect test paper." Hinawa said with a squinted smile.
"My sister-in-law can reassure me." Jiang Hua said with a gentle expression.
"Atong-chan!" Shinpachi took over.
"Miss Amiao!" Jiubei interrupted.
"Christmas with my wife and daughter." The leader of Xinghaibo raised his hand and said.
"Achu..." Hasegawa, who was already drunk, continued lying on the ground.
"Jiang Chengsama's [beep—]!" All the members of Baihua replied.
"It's all wrong! It's completely wrong!" Gintoki shouted frantically, "From that test paper onwards, it completely became your own wish! By the way, starting from those glasses, the wish became a little worse! It seems that Mixed with a certain wife who ran away from home wearing sunglasses! Hey! Stop it, you bastards! This is definitely intentional!"
With that said, Gintoki looked at Kyuubei and Master Hoshikaibo who were standing aside, "Hey, why did you two participate in the topic just now? Are you idiots? You are the one who asked the question, right?"
"Well, for me, Christmas Eve without Miss Amiao really can't be called Christmas Eve." Kubei replied seriously.
"Shut up!" Gintoki shouted frantically.
"Well, I agree with the two answers: my reassuring sister-in-law and Christmas Eve with my wife and daughter." The leader of Xinghaibo raised his hand and said, and then thought in his heart: [This answer is really good! As long as he has a sister-in-law, that bastard will definitely give up on Jiang Hua!]
"Shut up, too!" Gintoki shouted angrily with a fierce face, blue veins and white eyes.
"Ah hahaha! It seems you are too embarrassed to say that name!" The voice of an orangutan stalker came from the wall.
"You are...!" Jiang Cheng's pupils shrank slightly.
Immediately afterwards, everyone turned their heads and looked over at the same time, and saw Kondo, who was cosplaying Santa Claus and carrying a gift bag, standing on the wall.
"Ah, it's an orangutan." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and completed what he just said with an expressionless face.
"Indeed, it's the orangutan Aru." Kagura nodded and agreed,
"There is no doubt that it is an orangutan, an orangutan wearing Santa Claus clothes." A Miao nodded and said, then made a puzzled expression, "But why is the orangutan on the wall of my house? And why is it dressed like that? clothes?"
"Probably... I was attracted by the aroma of bananas on the table." Jiubei nodded and analyzed by himself while holding his chin.
"Indeed, this is the only possibility." The leader of Xinghaibo murmured his analysis, "This is the only possibility of a gorilla suddenly appearing on Christmas Eve."
"Hey, give him the banana quickly. This kid looks like he's too hungry." Gintoki said to everyone in the room with a serious look on his face.
"Hey! That's so rude, you bastards!" Kondo rolled his eyes and complained crazily, "Why do you just follow the topic of orangutans like that! No more! Although there is a subtle similarity, it's no longer!"
"No, that's no longer a subtle similarity but a complete resemblance." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
"My name is Monkey Santa!" Kondo continued, minding his own business, "Unfortunately, I was not attracted here by the smell of bananas, but by the smell of the female monkey here! You three Those who don’t have the courage to tell that answer should leave as soon as possible! From now on, this is my monkey Santa’s exclusive forest! I will never allow you to attack the female monkey in this forest!”
"Who is the female monkey!" Veins popped up on A Miao's face instantly, and she cursed through gritted teeth with white eyes.
"Miss Amiao!" Kondo suddenly became excited and shouted impassionedly, "Every night you have a tryst with me, even midsummer will become a holy night! As long as you have needs, I will be your exclusive Santa Claus at any time, 365 days a year! Tonight must be more than just a holy night, that’s right! Tonight will be a holy night for you and me to spend the night together..."
Before he could finish speaking, a huge lavender package flew quickly from behind Kondo, hit Kondo hard on the back and hit Kondo with him into the yard.
There was a loud bang when it hit the ground, mixed with Kondo's screams.
"Um... I'm really sorry," the little ape's voice came from the squirming lavender package, "Is Yin Sang here? I've been looking for it for a long time and couldn't find it..."
As he said that, the little ape got his head out of the bag, "I wanted to give him a gift, but where did it go?"
"Well, actually my friend just saw him in hell." Jiang Cheng said casually, "If you want to find him, please go and die yourself. You can probably meet him in Santuchuan."
"Thank you, I'll go now..." The little ape reacted before he finished speaking, rolled his eyes and said angrily, "How is that possible! Bastard!"
"You are really annoyed..." Jiang Cheng sighed, "You are running to other people's parties one by one. What on earth do you want to do?"
"Of course it's Santa Claus!" several people said in unison.
"Huh? Santa Claus?" Jiang Cheng stared at the people with wide eyes and a weird look on his face, "Why do you want to be that disgusting old man?"
"Of course it is..."
Before Kondo could finish speaking, he was interrupted again by Jiang Cheng.
"Okay, no need to say it," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said nonchalantly, "I don't want to know that boring reason at all, but there is one thing I hope you understand..."
Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes, showed a smile, and continued lightly: "If you ruin the atmosphere of our party here again, I will really kill you."
[Murderous?]The leader of Xinghaibo frowned and thought in his heart, "It's really amazing. I have never seen this kind of murderous intent in all these years...but..."
"Yoshihara, I believe that no one among us has ever wanted to ruin the atmosphere of the party," Kondo folded his hands and said seriously, "It should be the opposite. Each of us wants to do something for the party." The party adds to the atmosphere!”
"That's right! Christmas Eve without Santa Claus is not Christmas Eve at all!" The leader of Xinghaifang took over.
"There is only one real Santa Claus who can join the party!" Gintoki's face showed full seriousness.
"Which one is it? Please make your choice!" Jiubei took over.
"No, I don't want to attend your party, I just came here to give Yin Sang a gift." Xiao Yuan said, "And can you hand over Yin Sang quickly, because there are whole fruits down there, so it's very cold... "
Before Kozaru finished speaking, Gintoki kicked him directly, and kicked Kozaru and the package surrounding her into a small pool nearby.
The sound of falling water was accompanied by the screams of the little apes.
"Of course, the real Santa Claus is me!" Gintoki pointed at himself and said confidently.
"I won't make any concessions!" Jiubei said, "I am the Santa Claus who can bring happiness to A Miao... No, Nine Santa Claus!"
"It's me!" Kondo said, holding his hands, "I am the Santa Claus who wants to be brought happiness by Miss A Miao!"
"No, in that case my sister is Santa Claus..." Shinpachi complained silently.
"In this world... no, this party only needs one Santa Claus..." The corner of Xinghaifang's leader's mouth raised, showing full seriousness on his face.
"No, we don't need it." Jiang Cheng said casually.
"Huh? What did you just say?" Xinghaifang Master's expression was obviously stagnant.
"I mean our party doesn't want Santa Claus at all." Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued, "If you invite an old man like that to attend, the whole party will smell like old age."
"Old and smelly? No! I hate it!" A Miao said in disgust.
"To me today, my uncle is the real Santa Claus Aru, so that smelly old man doesn't need Aru at all." Kagura said.
"Yes, today Jiang Chengsang is already a complete Santa Claus," Xin Baji looked at the handshake ticket in his hand with a joyful expression, "Thank you, Santa Jiang!"
"Wine is the real Santa Claus!" the drunken Hasegawa shouted inarticulately. "It is the real Santa Claus that can make me forget everything and give me sweet dreams!"
Thanks to Leng Yux for the 100 starting coin reward.
Thanks to Wuyue Yiwuhen for his two monthly passes, to Yunjuan Fengqing for his two monthly passes, to x one x one for his one monthly pass, to Leng Yu Two monthly passes for Oh Night in Secondary School, thanks to book friend 2017xxxx6427 for one monthly pass, thanks to Crazy Acura for one monthly pass, thanks to Boss Steve for three monthly passes, thanks to Faimym for three monthly passes, thanks to book friend 2020xxxx4291 for one monthly pass For the monthly pass, I would like to thank Emperor Ling Shitian for his monthly pass, thank Die Yiren for his two monthly passes, thank book friend 2018xxxx9864 for his monthly pass, and thank Frederick the Great II for his monthly pass.
Thank you so much.
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