"Huh?" Master Xinghaifang was stunned again, and then quickly said with an apologetic smile, "No, no, no, it's strange, we still need Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. No matter how you look at your party, you lack a real Santa Claus. The Santa Claus who brings children’s dreams, hahahaha…”
"Indeed, there is really a lack of a Santa Claus who can bring happiness to Miss A Miao!" Kondo took over, "Please think about it again! Yoshiwara's!"
"I am the real Santa Claus who brings happiness to Miss Amiao!" Jiubei shouted seriously.
"To Yin Sang..."
The little ape who climbed out of the pond at some point and was dressed in a female Santa Claus costume was kicked out again by Gintoki just as he opened his mouth.
"Um..." Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly, and then simply showed off his cards to the people in front of him, "I said, we really don't need that kind of thing anymore, a real Santa Claus? No, not at all. By the way. If this is the real Santa Claus, aren't there a lot of children who need you tonight? Why are you just struggling here? Are you derelict in your duties? Those children who are still looking forward to gifts will be sad. .”
"No, I just need to be Miss Amiao's Santa Claus!" Kubei and Kondo said at the same time.
"Are you two idiots?" Jiang Cheng looked at the two of them with a strange look on his face, "Speaking of which, how do you, a stalker who is so obvious at a glance, have the nerve to say that you are Santa Claus? Besides, why do you have to insist on being a Santa Claus? Santa Claus? If you don’t become Santa Claus and there is no Christmas, you can’t express your feelings? If you can’t express your feelings without using the excuse of Santa Claus and Christmas, then there is no way to express it. It’s necessary, I mean it.”
"You can just express what you want to convey directly at any time. There is no need to wait for some boring Christmas, and there is no need to wear clothes that look funny at all. There is no need at all! No matter when, If you want to convey it, convey it! If you insist on this seemingly unnecessary but superfluous method of conveying your feelings, your feelings will never be conveyed to the person you want to let her understand your feelings! You are really a little bit Don’t you understand?”
"But..." Jiubingwei raised his hand to defend, but Jiang Cheng did not give her this chance.
"Are you talking about something reserved or a special day?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips and continued disdainfully: "The former is just a reason for you to be embarrassed to speak, and the latter is actually pretty much the same. It's all yours anyway. An excuse for myself. To be honest, Kyubei-kun, I am a little disappointed in you. I have told you before, right? If you like it, say you like it, and if you hate it, say you hate it. Do you understand? "
"I understand! Yoshiwara's!" Kondo, who had taken off his Santa Claus costume at some point, said seriously: "There is no need to be obsessed with Christmas and Santa Claus! In other words, every day It can be Santa Claus and Santa Claus! Now, I finally get it!"
"Well... we can talk about it later if we don't understand..." Jiang Cheng looked at the whole whole fruit, and Kondo, who was partly mosaic, complained silently, "I just want to know if it has anything to do with your whole fruit? Why did you just Is there any mosaic left?”
"To show sincerity, you need to be wholehearted!" Kondo replied seriously, and then showed a look of gratitude, "Thank you, Yoshihara. It was you who made me understand, Christmas? Santa Claus? No! There is no need! Love is Be bold and speak out!”
"You're so big!" A Miao roared with white eyes and kicked Kondo directly into the pond nearby. "You showed us something dirty! You want us to be disgusted." Die?!"
"Well, Sir Jiangcheng, I also understand." Jiubingwei nodded, "Although I don't understand it very well, I feel like I understand it. That means that from now on, I must wear this for 365 days a year. You’re dressed, right?”
"Ah, yes." Jiang Cheng squinted his beady eyes and replied expressionlessly, "Just wear this outfit and be a mascot in the mall three hundred and sixty-five days a year. You got it. Ah! Why can you come to that conclusion? Or are you unable to express yourself without wearing this dress? Are you this type? What exactly does this dress mean to you? Courage Is it worth it? Can I increase my courage points?"
"Well, Lord Jiangcheng, for some reason after you told me about this matter, I felt that this dress suddenly had a certain influence on me..." As he spoke, Jiubei's expression gradually became serious, "Could it be that This is the Golden Saint…”
"No!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and shouted angrily, "Why did it turn into a golden holy garment? At best, it's just a dirty red cotton coat stained by the smell of age! Don't talk about Athena after you put it on. Even children over 12 years old would dislike the red cotton coat!”
"No! It's not! It's my holy clothes that are stained with the blood of [beep-] caused by silver mulberry!" Xiao Yuan, who came to Jiang Cheng again at some point, defended loudly.
As soon as the little monkey finished speaking, he was once again sent into the pond by Gintoki's simple kick.
"Well...even if what you said makes sense, there is only one real Santa Claus!" Gintoki said again, and then glanced at the leader of Xinghaibo who was standing aside, "I...it's still him! Let's figure this out first before comparing. Okay? If we don’t figure it out, we may not leave easily..."
[Oh no! The worst situation in the world! These guys don't care about Santa Claus at all! ] Gintoki gritted his teeth in his heart and said, [Even the real Santa Claus would feel embarrassed in this situation, right? Not to mention a fake like me! In this case, wouldn’t it mean that my whole afternoon of waiting was like a joke? don't want! I don't want to be that kind of joke! What about leaving in despair? How about just leaving in despair? no! Even if you leave in despair at this time, it won’t do! It’s still a joke! What will the real Santa Claus do at this time? What on earth will you do? ! tell me! The real Santa Claus!]
"That's right..." Xinghaifang Master smiled awkwardly, "We won't leave easily until we understand this matter..."
[Oh no! Really bad! The situation has become so serious that I, the leader of Xinghaibo, find it particularly difficult!]The leader of Xinghaifang thought to himself, [At this time, is it better to just exit? After being told something like that, even the real Santa Claus would leave in despair, right?]
While thinking about it, Master Xinghaibo glanced at Gintoki aside, [Hey! Santa Claus! Can you bear this kind of insult? ! That's enough! Leave quickly! Get out of the show quickly! If you don't leave, I can't just leave like this! How embarrassing! Although the exit method of those three people is a bit strange, it is already the best way to exit! There is no doubt that the three of them no longer need to worry about such things! Even if you just naturally participate in the party, that’s fine! What matters is me and you!]
[please! Exit/leave quickly! It doesn’t matter what the reason is! Anyway, please! Leave first! ] Gintoki and Master Xinghaibo thought at the same time.
"The real Santa Claus?" Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and looked at Gintoki and Xinghaibo masters in front of him, "Although I don't know why you have to choose such a boring thing, but if you really care so much, I can help , I happen to know how to choose the real Santa Claus.”
[Why? ! Does this idiot know that method? ! ] Gintoki was shocked.
[No, it can’t be! Does this bastard really know how to identify the real Santa Claus? !]The leader of Xinghaifang was surprised in his heart.
"That... shouldn't be right? You don't look like someone who can think of that kind of method." Cold sweat began to break out drop by drop on Gintoki's face.
"You're right...you're right. You don't look like someone who has mastered that method, hahahaha..." the leader of Xinghaifang twitched his lips and said with some embarrassment.
[No! no! This guy is indeed an idiot, but even if there is only one percent chance, you can't choose using his method! ] Gintoki thought in his mind.
[In this case, it doesn’t matter whether you choose the real Santa Claus or not! The most important thing is to find a reason to quit! This is the most important! If the stalemate continues here, it will be terrible! It will look like Santa's party is unpleasant because of it! don't want! I don't want to become the kind of person who ruins the atmosphere!]The master of Xinghaifang thought.
"Maybe my head is not that smart, but I am still very confident in how to identify the real Santa Claus," Jiang Cheng nodded, then folded his hands and continued seriously, "Just ask one question. , you can tell the difference between real and fake Santa Claus in an instant.”
"Hey! Does Jiang Chengsang still have such skills?" Xin Baji asked in surprise, "Can you really tell the real Santa Claus with just one question?"
"Ah, okay." Jiang Cheng nodded.
"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore, it doesn't matter if it's true or not, Aru." Kagura waved her hand impatiently.
"No, they both seem to care a lot." Jiang Cheng pointed at Gintoki and Xinghaibo master and explained, "And I also think it's better to tell them clearly, otherwise they will still fight even if they leave. Okay. , I’m going to start asking, actually the question is very simple.”
[No! I don't want to hear it at all! It would be terrible if you can't answer at this time! He will definitely be regarded as a thief! ] Gintoki's entire face turned completely dark.
[no! He must not be allowed to ask! If you can't answer it, you won't have any face left today!]The leader of Xinghaifang lowered his head and thought to himself with a dark face.
"The issue is…"
At this moment, Gintoki and Master Xinghaibo thought of a certain method at the same time, and simultaneously waved their fists towards Jiang Cheng's abdomen.
[Isn’t it enough to prevent him from asking questions? !]The two of them thought at the same time.
"Ugh!" Jiang Cheng spit out a mouthful of blood, then knelt down and slowly fell to the ground.
"Ahahaha, it seems that today is indeed the wrong time. If there is no need for Santa Claus, I will leave first. There are still many children waiting for me today! Everyone, Merry Christmas! Ahahahaha!"
With that said, Master Xinghaibo waved to everyone in the room, turned around, and strode away.
"The elk parking space outside the door seems to be running out soon. If you park for a while longer, you will have to pay the fine, so I won't disturb you all. Merry Christmas, everyone! Hahahahaha..."
With that said, Gintoki also turned around and strode toward the door.
After the two left, Jiang Chengcai slowly got up from the ground, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and raised the corner of his mouth slightly.
"Jiang Chengsama! Are you okay?!" All the Baihua ladies hurried forward and asked in concern.
"Well, it's okay." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled softly, then turned and walked towards the door, "Well, I have something to do. If it's a party, let's go play first. I'll be back in a while."
…
When Jiang Cheng came to the door, he saw the master of Xinghaibo and Gintoki squatting on the ground leaning against the wall and sinking into depression.
"Hey, the party is about to start. How long do you have to stay here?" Jiang Cheng said casually to the two of them, "I'm just waiting for you two. If one person is missing, today's party won't count. Have fun~ I’m sorry for you, but can you give up Kagura’s exclusive Santa Claus throne to me? It only takes one day. Gintoki... And, Baldy.”
After hearing this, Gintoki and Master Xinghaibo raised their heads at the same time and looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.
"It's not Gintoki, it's Santa Katsura! Then it's not Bald Man, it's Iri Elk!" Katsura's voice suddenly came from the side.
Looking at Gui and Elizabeth, who were squatting by the wall on the other side and also cosplaying Santa Claus and the elk, the corners of Jiang Cheng's eyes twitched unconsciously.
After taking a deep breath, Jiang Chengcai finally yelled out those words.
"Why is there one here too!!"
…
"Merry Christmas!"×n
Kagura: "Hey! You natto girl! What are you adding to the hot pot, Aru! Do you want to die, Aru?!"
Little Ape: "Gin-san! The natto hot pot is specially prepared for you. Open your mouth, come on, ah-"
Kondo: "Miss A Miao, marry me to make me happy!!"
A Miao: "You orangutan, go to hell!"
Kubei: "My very own Princess Amiao, please accept the one-year Haagen-Dazs specially prepared for you today!"
Bald man: "You bastard, stay away from my wife! It's too close! I, the husband, can do things like pick up the food!"
Jiang Cheng: "You bald man should get away! No, it's better to die! Die now!"
"Ah, ah, ah, unknowingly, it has become like usual again~" Looking at the crowd making a fuss, Xin Baji complained with a smile, and then looked at Gui beside him, "By the way, Gui Sang, you still have How long do you want to play this role?"
"It's not Gui, it's Santa Gui!"
…
In the Shimura Dojo tonight, the party's excitement didn't end until early in the morning...
(End of chapter)