Yoshihara, one day, in a certain otaku's room.
"Um..." Jiang Cheng looked at Jiang Hua, who was sitting quietly next to him with cold sweat on his face, and twitched his lips in embarrassment, "Sister Jiang Hua, is there anywhere you want to go? Edo is still very lively at the end of the year. Yes, I can take you there if necessary. Of course, I will also bring Kagura-chan and the bald guy. So... can you please stop looking at me like this."
"Jiang Chengjiang, my sister is serious." Jiang Hua shook his head gently, "You have reached your age. If I can't see you fall in love and get married normally, my sister will probably not be relieved. As a normal person Human beings must have families. I don’t want to go anywhere during these few days on earth, I just want to see you fall in love with the right girl normally, get married, and then have children.”
"It's too difficult in one week! Let's not talk about love and marriage, it's also too difficult to have a child!" Jiang Cheng said frantically, "Please spare me!"
"My dear wife! Everything has been completed according to your instructions!" Master Xinghaibo jumped in from the window with a stack of registration forms, "I have obtained all the information of all the girls of marriageable age near Edo!"
"Mommy! All the women my uncle knows have already informed Aru!" Kagura opened the door and shouted to Jiang Hua.
[Are these people serious? ! ] Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura and Xinghaibozhu who were standing next to Jiang Hua and thought to himself, [Hey, hey, hey, I am the benefactor who allowed your family to reunite on Earth, right? Is it really good to repay kindness with hatred? !]
[Very good! This kid simply can't refuse Jiang Hua's request! spread! Just find me an Earth girl to marry!]Xinghaifang Master secretly said with joy, [In this way, Jiang Hua no longer has to worry about this boy's covetousness! That's it! Get out of here and go on a blind date!]
"I don't want to go on a blind date at all!!" Jiang Cheng shouted in collapse.
"It's no use anymore, uncle, we have already informed Aru." Kagura reminded her expressionlessly with narrowed eyes, "As long as everyone you know agrees to notify Aru, the time and place have been Let’s make it clear Aru.”
"Hey, what do you mean by a woman I know?" Jiang Cheng complained with disdain, "Why do you have to run errands for such a meaningless thing? By the way, who did you notify? No, you don't need to answer, in short, I am absolutely I won’t participate! Absolutely!”
"Marriage is actually not as complicated as you think," the head of Xinghaifang said with a kind-hearted look, "Although it will be a little uncomfortable at first, as long as you experience a few severe beatings from your wife, You’ll get used to it…”
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Hua gave an uppercut secret that knocked the leader of Xinghaibo into the ceiling.
After it was hung on the ceiling, the voice of Master Xinghaibo sounded again, "Look... it feels similar to this. I'm... used to it."
[This bald man! ] Jiang Cheng thought bitterly, [This is definitely intentional! You deliberately acted that way to keep me away from Sister Ganghwa! Bastard!]
"Anyway, I will supervise the whole process of tomorrow's blind date." Jiang Hua picked up the thick pile of information collected by Xinghaifang Master on the ground, "If you are not satisfied with all of them, my sister will select outstanding girls from these information today. , let you have a second round of blind dates. Before I go back, there will be a round of blind dates waiting for you every day. I believe that you can definitely meet a good girl."
[Hell! Why do I have to face this hell!]Jiang Cheng thought with collapse in his heart, [No! Absolutely not! Why do I want to go on a blind date? ! Why does a good man like me need to find a marriage partner through blind dates? Are you looking down on me? Are you looking down on me? !]
"Uncle, give up. Mommy is serious about Aru." Kagura reminded him expressionlessly, "It's useless no matter what you say, Aru, just participate in the blind date honestly. Tell the truth and you will be deducted With a face like yours, your own conditions are already below average. Not only are you a game OTAKU who doesn’t work, you don’t even have any academic qualifications, but your uncle who didn’t even finish an ordinary private school graduated from various famous universities nowadays. Aru is not competitive among men at all. To be honest, if a woman is really willing to marry a loser like you OTAKU, I think her brain is broken."
"Hey, isn't this a bit too much?" Jiang Cheng complained with disdain.
…
The next day, morning.
In a restaurant on the streets of Edo, Jiang Cheng, who was forced to go on a blind date by Jiang Hua, was sitting in a booth, twitching the corners of his mouth, and looking at the man sitting opposite him with his hands crossed and a look of disdain on his face. Little ape.
Looking at the red button in front of him, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and pressed it without any hesitation.
"Is it finally over? Being on a blind date with this disgusting game OTAKU is really a lifelong shame." Kozaru pushed up his glasses and chuckled.
"Ah, this is mutual." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I will also remember it as a lifelong shame."
"If you don't talk about this, where is Yin Sang?!" Xiao Yuan's expression suddenly became excited. He stood up and asked Jiang Cheng excitedly, "After the disgusting otaku is over, will it be my Yin Sang's turn next time?" ?! Ah~ I’m so excited! I can finally go on a blind date with Yin Sang! Hey! Tell me quickly! Where is Yin Sang?!”
Looking at Jiang Hua, who was sitting between Master Xinghaibo and Kagura in the booth beside him, Jiang Cheng abruptly stopped the urge to punch the little ape in front of him.
"Gintoki's blind date is at the cafe at No. 56, No. 18 Street, Morio Town." Jiang Cheng suppressed his anger and replied with a smile while squinting his eyes.
"Yin Sang, I'm coming!!" While shouting, the little ape flew out.
"This really doesn't work, right Aru? I thought I could get along with my uncle," Kagura spread her hands and sighed, "After all, one of them is S and the other is M."
"Let's not talk about anything else. The smell of natto alone is a bit unbearable." The leader of Xinghaifang held his chin and nodded, analyzing, "I don't think it's a problem to eliminate this one, do you think so too? Jiang Hua."
[Where are you talent show judges from? !]Jiang Cheng complained crazily in his heart, [By the way, what are you guys here for? !]
"Yes." Jiang Hua crossed his legs and carefully marked the first page of the thick pile of information in his hand, "Nutrition is very important. If you only eat natto after marriage, it will be very difficult for Jiang Cheng-chan." It’s a hidden danger to your body.”
[Sister, do you only care about this insignificant aspect? !]Jiang Cheng complained crazily in his heart, "Although it is true that I hate natto, no matter how you look at it, it is not the kind of indifferent reason! What should be denied is everything about that Natto girl!]
"Mommy, can you call the next person in, Aru?" Kagura asked Jiang Hua on the side.
"Yes." Jiang Hua nodded lightly, then lowered his head and looked at the information of the second blind date seriously.
"Okay, next one please come in." Kagura shouted towards the door.
[Is it really a talent show venue? ! ] Jiang Cheng felt bad all over, but that was not the end. After seeing A Miao, who was walking slowly and dressed very fashionably, he felt even worse. [Dating is really regarded as a talent show. The people are here! What are you here for? !]
"Hello teachers, this is the first time we meet, I am Shimura Miao, please take care of me." A Miao came to Jianghua and several people, smiled and bowed to the three of them.
"Jiang Hua, this girl is very polite. I think there is a possibility of advancing to the next round. You can mark it for review first." At some point, the leader of Xinghaibo, who suddenly changed into a dark suit, crossed his hands to support his chin. Said to Jiang Hua on the side.
[Hello! Give me enough is enough! asshole!]Jiang Cheng said madly.
"No, it's too early to make a decision now, Aru." Kagura, who also changed into a purple professional suit at some unknown time, pushed up the non-existent glasses on her face, then crossed her hands to support her chin, and looked at A Miao in front of her said seriously, "It's better to see this girl's performance before making a decision."
[You should also give me some restraint!]Jiang Cheng’s fists clenched loudly.
"I'll work hard! Teacher!" A Miao replied seriously.
[What on earth are you here for? This is really not a talent show! You went to the wrong set!]Jiang Cheng said madly.
"Well, let's get started." Jiang Hua blew out a smoke ring and nodded lightly.
"This is the first time we meet, my name is Shimura Miao, just call me A Miao." A Miao sat down in the seat opposite Jiang Cheng and introduced herself politely, "My specialty is cooking, especially egg cooking. "
"Ah, don't bother, this is not a talent show venue." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said helplessly, then raised his hand to press the red button in front of him.
But this time, Jiang Cheng failed, and a steel fork directly pinned Jiang Cheng's hand to the table.
"What do you mean? I took out my precious time to participate in this boring blind date, but ended up pressing the elimination button without even saying a few words?" A Miaopi said with a smile, "Do you want to die? You are such a person Scumbag OTAKU…”
"Um..." Jiang Cheng pulled out the steel fork in his hand and explained with sweat on his face, "Um... I just feel that it is a waste of time for a girl as outstanding as Miss A Miao to participate in a blind date with someone like me. It’s because of my talent that I want to press the button urgently.”
"Ho~" A Miao suddenly burst into laughter, "I didn't expect that Jiang Chengsang is still a little self-aware~"
[Fire!]A blue vein popped up on Jiang Cheng's forehead instantly, "What's going on with this woman?" Why is it so infuriating?]
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