"Then, let's start with a normal self-introduction." A Miao narrowed her eyes with a smile on her face, "Let's start with me first, Shimura Miao, eighteen years old, her family runs a dojo with a long history, and there is a ten-year-old My six-year-old brother. He usually likes cooking, and is especially good at egg cooking. The ideal partner should have a stable job and about 10 billion in assets. In terms of looks, it would not be good if he is too handsome, because he may To attract other women, just be ordinary, but you must be honest! You can only have eyes for me! And..."
Listening to A Miao's endless chatter about the man's conditions, half of Jiang Cheng's face began to twitch uncontrollably.
[This woman... is incredible...] Jiang Cheng thought to himself with black lines on his head, [Who gave her this self-confidence? Why can you say such words with such an expression? Thank God that such a self-centered woman can get married! condition? Please stop it!]
"...It's Jiang Chengsang's turn next."
"Haha... well, Miss A Miao should know my conditions," Jiang Cheng twitched his lips in embarrassment, "It's far from Miss A Miao's conditions, so I don't think we need to waste time, that's it. …”
"Yes! Miss A Miao!" Kondo's voice suddenly came from under the table, "There is no need to waste time on a blind date with such a man! It's just a useless game OTAKU! By the way, what's in the conditions that Miss A Miao just said? , except that I don’t have a fortune of 10 billion, the rest is basically talking about me! Miss A Miao, am I so important in your mind?!"
Seeing Kondo emerging from under the table, wearing a black suit, holding his hands and talking to himself, everyone present fell silent.
"You should get extra points for keeping pets, right? Jiang Hua." The leader of Xinghaifang said to Jiang Hua, "Girls who keep pets are generally very caring. I think this girl should be kept for observation."
"Daddy, that's just an orangutan stalker, Aru." Kagura corrected expressionlessly, "It's just a stalker that looks no different from an orangutan."
"Get away from me!! You stalker orangutan!" A Miao stood up instantly and stepped hard on Kondo's face.
"Miss A Miao, it's not like that!" Kondo quickly defended.
"You ruined my performance!"
With that said, A Miao picked up Kondo, who was already bruised and swollen, and threw him out of the window. With the sound of glass shattering, Kondo flew to the main road outside.
But that wasn't the end, A Miao jumped out immediately, rode on Kondo's body, and started punching Kondo in the face one after another.
"Although it's not as good as your uppercut, I think this level of domestic violence is still necessary." Master Xinghaifang said again, "A family without domestic violence is not a normal family at all. Jiang Hua, this girl I think it’s okay.”
[You can be as big as you want!]Jiang Cheng cursed in his heart, and then directly slapped the red button on the table.
"Invite the next contestant to enter." Kagura shouted towards the door.
…
Seeing Kubei sitting in front of him wearing a pink yukata, his hair tied into twin tails, and his eye mask changed to pink, Jiang Cheng's eyes twitched again.
"This girl looks pretty good, too." The leader of Xinghaibo crossed his hands and nodded, commenting to himself.
"Well, my young master will take care of the judges..." Dongcheng, who was holding a camera, secretly stuffed something into the hands of Kagura and Xinghaibo master, "My young master's conditions are very good, even if there are some minor shortcomings. It can also be completely ignored. I am also very concerned about the fact that the heroine of this work has not yet been decided. To be honest, I have never seen a woman who is more suitable to be the heroine than my young master."
"Ahem!" Master Xinghaifang secretly put the money that Dongcheng had put into his hand into his arms, "We are very fair, don't think that giving something like this will make us give more points, it's useless. But having said that, this girl does have the looks and conditions to be a heroine."
"Yes, Mommy, Xiaojiu is a very good girl, Aru." Kagura put the money that Dongcheng had forced into his pocket at the same time, and said with a serious face, "Besides, Mommy, you may not You know, my uncle had a story like this with a woman named "Nine" before. "
[Please stop it, you bastards! what is that? Can you also bribe the judges? !]Jiang Cheng said frantically, "What on earth are you here for?" !]
"Um...Your Excellency Jiangcheng," Jiubei finally spoke after a long silence, "Can the blind date begin?"
"Well, it's over, goodbye." With that said, Jiang Cheng pressed the red button in front of him without any hesitation.
"How...why is this like this!" Jiubei said in shock, "I...didn't say anything yet!"
"Ah, there's no need to say anything," Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and replied expressionlessly, "It's better to say that when you sit here, you already know what you are going to say, so you don't have to force yourself. Besides, , bribing judges is absolutely not allowed. Even if you really have real materials and you are promoted, it will become troublesome if you are dug out by the media later. It will not be explained clearly. , considering that it will affect the company's reputation and your personal development, it is better to eliminate them directly."
"That's it!" Jiubei nodded, "I didn't expect that Mr. Jiangcheng was so far-sighted. Indeed, letting me advance after bribing the judges would become troublesome if the media found out later. .”
"It's great that you can understand..." Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly, "Sa, please leave quickly after receiving the souvenirs at the door."
"I understand," Jiubei nodded, "but before leaving, I still have something I want to know, and that is... what Kagura just said about the woman named "Ku" is not true. Concealing it..."
"Hey, were you hired by those gossip readers?"
…
After the fourth player appeared on the stage, Jiang Cheng finally couldn't help but stood up and roared loudly.
"Hey!! Stop it!" Jiang Cheng pointed at Outodomaru and Kuzuha holding a quilt opposite, "Why can such guys participate in the blind date! I don't understand it at all! Speaking of these two guys I’m not human at all! And why are we in a group of two! Who do you think I am!”
"Lord Jiangcheng, I'm always ready!" Outodomaru shouted excitedly, "I've been doing some bad things about human beings recently! You're welcome! You can do it even here!"
"My body is always ready! Lord Jiang Cheng! Please don't be polite! Just ravage me crazily like what you did to Lord Nine!" Kuzu Ye's nostrils spurted out two streams of excited air.
"Get out of my way!!"
"What's going on with these two people? Kagura-chan?" Master Xinghaibo asked Kagura across Jianghua.
"Ah, it's a shikigami, a creature like a monster, Aru." Kagura explained, "The woman named "Nine" I mentioned before seems to be a monster that is thousands of years old. It seems that because of such and such things that happened to his uncle, he finally became a god in the sky. "
"Lord Jiangcheng! It doesn't matter even if you are here! Come on!" Outodomaru had already laid out the bedding at some point.
"There's no problem for the three of us to be together! I can accept it! Hurry up!" Kuzu Ye, who had already laid down on the quilt at some point, shouted excitedly.
"Wash!!" While shouting, Jiang Cheng rolled up the two shikigami in quilts and threw them out from the window.
The latter turned into a meteor and disappeared.
…
Jiang Cheng's face darkened completely when he looked at Gintoki, who was sitting across the table and wearing women's clothing, picking his nose with his little finger.
"First time we meet, my name is Juan..."
"You're so big when we first meet!" Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and pressed Gintoki's head on the table, causing the entire table to shatter into a piece. He rolled his eyes and roared: "Why do even men dress up as women to participate in blind dates? !”
"If it weren't for the fact that I can get a 10,000 yuan subsidy for participating in a blind date, do you think I would participate in such a disgusting OTAKU blind date?!" Gintoki raised his head and shouted angrily.
"Hey, what's going on?" Jiang Cheng asked Kagura on the side, "What does subsidy mean? Why can I still get subsidy for going on a blind date with me?"
"After all, you are an almost thirty-year-old good-for-nothing like my little uncle who only plays games and doesn't even have a job. If you don't have subsidies, it's hard for any woman to be willing to go on a blind date with you, Aru." Kagura said casually. explained.
"Hey, why are you talking about me so badly? I don't sound handsome at all! I sound like a complete loser! I'm the protagonist!"
"I really hope, little uncle, you can have some self-awareness, Aru..."
…
Looking at Gui opposite, who was wearing women's clothing and had bulging breasts, Jiang Cheng was really about to collapse completely.
"Please pick up the sword with me again..."
Before Gui could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng roared and kicked him out of the window.
"Before that, you should pick up your sword first! The guy who threw away the sword between his buttocks has no right to say that!"
…
"Hey, that's enough, right? Don't you even want to change your clothes this time?" Jiang Cheng held his forehead with a look of despair, "Just stop it, you guys..."
"Um, boss," Sougo, who was sitting opposite Jiang Cheng and was wearing a Shinsengumi uniform, raised his hand and replied, "I'm not here to attend that boring blind date. I just want to ask if Kondo-san has been here. here."
Jiang Cheng:…
…
"Long time no see~Jiangzi~"
Looking at Xixiang in front of him, Jiang Cheng was silent for two seconds, then turned around and vomited, Σ_( ∠)vomit...
"This is the first time we meet, are you Jiang Zi's sister? I am the ghost Madmet Jer Saigo." Mrs. Saigo said respectfully to Jiang Hua, "As you can see, she is a single mother, and at the same time she is also a close friend of Jiang Hua. A sad woman with Jiang Zi’s love in her heart…”
Before Xixiang finished speaking, Jiang Cheng wiped the corners of his mouth and pressed the red button on the table without thinking.
"What a ruthless man..." Xixiang covered his face and was about to cry. "He pressed that ruthless button without waiting for others to finish speaking. It really makes me... I can't stop being excited! Jiangzi!"
"Why are you so excited? This is so disgusting! Get out of my way!" As he said that, Jiang Cheng directly uppercutted Xixiang and hit Xixiang into the ceiling.
"This... I think it's okay..." Looking at Saigo hanging on the ceiling, Master Xinghaibo nodded and commented, "For a single mother with a child, and this level of domestic violence, it feels surprisingly appropriate."
"Hey, Baldy, do you want to die?" Jiang Cheng said coldly.
Half an hour later, the ceiling of the entire restaurant was filled with transvestites from the transvestite club.
…
"Lord Jiang Cheng, long time no see."
Looking at Xiaoyu sitting opposite, Jiang Cheng was moved for no reason, raised his head, covered his eyes and started sobbing.
"I don't know why, but after passing those people, I felt a little touched when I saw Xiaoyu."
"Kagura-chan, isn't this human?" the leader of Xinghaibo asked Kagura on the side.
"Ah, it's the robot Aru." Kagura nodded and replied, "But I seem to have a super friendly relationship with my uncle Aru. Dad also said before that Xiaoyu is the woman Alu raised by my uncle outside."
"Xiaoyu, please, please talk to me more, and just stick to this until the end of today." Jiang Cheng pleaded, "I can't stand it anymore... wuwuwu..."
"Lord Jiang Cheng, please cheer up." Xiaoyu comforted, "I'm here to cheer for Lord Jiang Cheng."
"Things like that don't matter anymore." Jiang Chengsheng murmured helplessly, "Just sit here until it gets dark and let the day end. I...I don't want to attend this kind of blind date anymore..."
"Jiang Cheng-chan, don't think about stalling for time. My sister said it, I will always keep an eye on you." Jiang Hua's light words came.
"Ah! God! Save me!" Jiang Cheng looked up to the sky and shouted in collapse.
…
After a whole day of blind date, Jiang Cheng could be said to be physically and mentally exhausted.
"Is it ready? Sister?" Jiang Cheng lay on the table and said to Jiang Hua in despair, "Sure enough, this kind of thing cannot be forced. Free love, free love, this era is already the era of free love. "
Looking at the remaining thick stack of information sheets in his hand, Jiang Hua looked out the window at the dim streets, and finally nodded lightly and stood up.
"Let's stop here today, Kagura. Inform the remaining girls and ask them to line up here at eight o'clock tomorrow night."
"Do you want to continue?!" Jiang Cheng felt bad, "Hey, please spare me, I really can't do it, why do you have to go on a blind date? I don't need that at all, forget it, Everyone is very busy at the end of the year, and participating in such activities is also very troublesome for others... "
Jiang Cheng kept talking, but Jiang Hua didn't listen to a word. He held the cigarette rod in one hand, turned around and walked towards the door.
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