Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 53: The so-called marriage means...forget it, I don't understand either!

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After Gintoki fell into the wall, he happened to knock down one [Nakamura n], but Kozaru was even faster, jumping down and finishing off several other [Nakamura] in the blink of an eye.

"Up!" the little ape shouted without looking back, and then rushed into the house.

"Hey! Don't abandon your husband!" Gintoki shouted and followed the little ape and rushed into the house.

On the other side, Nezu Miya was sitting in the room, and a subordinate was reporting to him.

"Report, the woman in the aftermath room seems to have broken through the guards and sneaked into the house!" The subordinate said while kneeling in front of Nezu Sanya.

Hearing the sound, the big mouse laughed, "Hahahaha, then run the trap and kill them all once discovered!"

"Hi!"

With that said, Nezu Sanya stood up and said as he walked: "It's just a moth flying to the flame. Hahahahahaha. It's impossible for them to break through so many traps and get here. Even if they get here, we are ready. Hostage!"

Nezu Miya stood at the door, looking at the two companions of the ape who had been captured, and smiled sinisterly again, "We must, we must catch them all!"

On the other side, Jiang Cheng, Shinbaji and Kagura were having a feast at a barbecue restaurant.

"It's so delicious!" Xin Baji sighed while eating.

"Then eat more." Jiang Cheng smiled unconsciously as he watched the two little ones devouring their food, and at the same time said to the waiter on the side, "Another cow!"

"Sir, wait a minute..." The waitress turned around and went to prepare, not worrying that the table would not be able to pay for it in a while. If you want to say why, it might be because Jiang Cheng smiled at her just now. Sure enough, that face was still too deceptive.

"Thank you so much for always taking care of us like this." Xin Baji said with emotion, "Not only Kagura, but also we have received a lot of care from you. Jiang Chengsang is already an excellent uncle."

"Hahaha, I think so." Jiang Cheng scratched his head in embarrassment, but he reacted instantly and quickly covered Xin Baji's mouth, "Hey, when did you find out?!"

"Don't worry, I didn't tell anyone." Shinpachi replied in a low voice, "I can understand that Jiang Chengsang doesn't want Kagura to come into contact with a place like Yoshihara."

Glancing at Kagura who was still devouring his food, Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly, released his hand covering Xinbaji, and whispered in Xinbaji's ear: "Don't tell anyone else about this. …”

"Huh? Can't Kagura do the same?" Shinpachi asked in a low voice.

"I don't want it for now." Jiang Cheng said softly, and looked at Yule fondly, "I can feel it, Kagura-chan is very happy every day, in the House of Everything."

"Haha, that's true." Xin Baji also laughed as he said that.

"One more!" Kagura raised her hands and shouted.

"Hey, hey." Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly and nodded.

At this time, the three of them had completely forgotten the existence of a certain silver-haired natural curl...

"It seems that your father is a very strict man," Gintoki walked cautiously in the corridor behind Xiaozaru, "I can almost be regarded as a homeless person, does it really matter?"

"It doesn't matter. As long as your character is trustworthy, you will definitely..." Before Xiao Yuan could finish speaking, the two of them heard a strange sound coming from behind.

The two stopped and looked behind them, only to see a huge spherical stone rushing out from the corner and rushing straight towards the two of them.

"Appeared! It's too exaggerated! Come here!" Gintoki shouted, turning around and running away, while running, he said, "What the hell is going on at your house!"

The little ape replied while running: "My son-in-law is testing! It seems he wants to test whether we can join hands even if we encounter many obstacles!"

Gintoki turned around and glanced as he ran, "This is not an obstacle! It's just an attack!"

But at this moment, three potholes suddenly appeared on the floor in front of them. They looked like traps.

Fortunately, both of them reacted quickly and jumped several times to avoid the potholes. It was also a blessing in disguise when a large rock fell into the first pothole.

"It seems that I want to test whether you can bear the pressure of inheriting my family business." Xiao Yuan explained.

"Why do I feel like there's no way out," Gintoki said breathlessly.

But at this moment, a man appeared in front of Gintoki and Kozaru.

"I've been waiting for you for a long time." The warrior man with the bun said with a chuckle.

"Who is this again?" Gintoki asked the little ape next to him.

"My ex-boyfriend colluded with my father to hinder the two of us." Xiao Yuan replied without thinking.

"You mean you're still seeing your ex-boyfriend now? I find this intolerable. I said I would restrain you!"

"That person is simply a stalker." Xiao Yuan continued.

At this time, the [ex-boyfriend] rushed towards the two of them with his sword raised.

But Gintoki wasn't too nervous, and said to the [ex-boyfriend]: "Hey, let me tell you, that [ex-boyfriend], you are so coquettish and pestering us, you are so embarrassing to us men!"

After saying that, he knocked out the [ex-boyfriend] with one punch.

"Hurry up and move forward." Kozaru said, and took Gintoki forward again.

But just as they rushed into a corner, the two of them screamed and quickly turned their heads.

A group of warriors chased the two men with swords raised.

"What's going on! Who are these people this time!" Gintoki asked as he ran.

"[Ex-boyfriend]!" Xiao Yuan replied.

"Huh? No, it's all of them? Then which one am I?!" Gintoki was a little doubtful about life.

"Oops, I have to see my father quickly to explain the situation." Kozaru said to Gintoki who was standing aside.

"That's right, you go there first, and I'll follow you!"

"But, what about you, Yin-sang?" Xiao Yuan asked.

"Under such circumstances, how can a husband not let his wife leave first!" Then, Gintoki sighed and continued, "I can't run away at all. If I had known this, I would have worn a Western dress!"

By this time, the two of them had already reached a corner. Gintoki stopped instantly and helped Kozaru block those [ex-boyfriends].

"Then it's up to you!" Xiao Yuan said and rushed around the corner.

"Help me say hello to my father-in-law!" Gintoki replied confidently, while looking at the group of [ex-boyfriends] rushing towards him, "You pestering rats... I won't let you... let me go even one step further. You guys again..."

Seeing the evil spirits approaching with swords raised by the [ex-boyfriends], Gintoki finally stopped pretending, "It really can't be done!" After saying that, he turned around and ran away, but still chose a different direction from Kozaru. , a group of [ex-boyfriends] also caught up in an instant.

the other side…

"Master Nezu! No, Master Nezu! The woman in the aftermath room seems to have broken through many traps and is approaching here! The assassins who were in ambush seem to have been knocked down!" A subordinate was reporting to Sanya Nezu in the yard. War situation.

"Damn it! She is so forgetful! Don't you care about the safety of the hostages at all!" Nezu Miya cursed, "In that case, send them all out! No matter what method you use, you must kill them!"

"Hi!" All the subordinates replied at the same time and dispersed in an instant.

But at this moment, a subordinate came to the front of Nezu Sanya, "Mr. Nezu, the purpose of those guys is to rescue the hostages. I think it is better to hang her companions on the pillar to show the public to seal their actions."

This was Xiaozaru's pretense, but Nezu Miya didn't notice it at this time.

"Yeah, that makes sense."

"Then it's up to me..." the little ape said and walked forward, but an accident happened anyway, and the little ape's glasses fell off.

The little ape said while groping for the grass, "No, glasses, glasses..."

"Hey, where are you going!" Nezu Miya shouted from behind the little ape.

"Shh, keep your voice down, it's my little ape. I'll save you right away. Just bear with me for a while..." The little ape comforted in a low voice while touching the head of Nezu Sanya's mouse.

"We found the aftermath room! Die!" A samurai finally found the little ape and shouted at the same time.

Upon hearing the sound, all the warriors rushed towards the little ape at the same time.

"Little ape, run away! Little ape!" The companions of the two little apes who were tied to the ground shouted quickly.

Because he lost his glasses and couldn't see his surroundings, the little ape subconsciously covered his head and squatted down, but at this moment, all the warriors surrounding the little ape were knocked down.

"What... what guy!" Nezu Miya shouted, turning his head at the same time.

At the same time, the little ape also looked over.

I saw Gintoki in formal clothes standing on the roof.

"The person responsible for the aftermath must be killed! Enter your son-in-law Yin Sang Ginseng!"

"Yin Sang!" the little ape shouted.

But at this time, Gintoki shouted, "Father! Please entrust your daughter to me!" and jumped down at the same time.

His head just hit Nezu Sanya's head, and Nezu Sanya was knocked unconscious in an instant.

However, after the collision, Gintoki also suffered head injuries and staggered down.

"Yin Sang, hello, Yin Sang!" Seeing this, the little ape immediately rushed over.

It's dawn and the sun has risen.

"I'm sorry, Gintoki." Kozaru said while bandaging Gintoki's forehead, "Actually, nothing happened between us, but I took advantage of you."

"Hey, what are you doing? My face is not injured..." Looking at the little ape who started to bandage his face, Gintoki couldn't help but remind him, "Hey, do you hear me?"

But Kozaru continued to rub Gintoki's cheek as if he hadn't heard anything.

"Forget it, don't touch me, I always feel the smell of natto," Gintoki stood up and walked behind the little monkey at the same time, "If a woman can't even bandage, she won't be able to marry. Oh, goodbye."

Kozaru turned around and looked at Gintoki's back with a sense of loss. But at this moment, Gintoki's voice sounded again.

"Also, next time you want to ask for help, don't beat around the bush, just come to Wanshiwuwu..."

(The appearance of the little ape, end!)

(End of chapter)