One day in January, Yoshihara and Jiangcheng were in the room.
"Ah, it's so troublesome..." Jiang Cheng lay on the table with a look of despair on his face, "Why do humans have to live in such a troublesome month as the first month? Can't we change it to eleven months? Can't we just start from February? ?"
"No matter how much you complain, you still have to read and reply to each of these New Year's cards." Harute reminded kindly.
Looking at the four piles of New Year's cards on the table, Jiang Cheng held his head and shouted frantically, "Ah! Why do you have to send such troublesome things! It's obvious that group texting is so convenient now! It's obvious that it's just casual Just write a New Year greeting and send it out to the group! Why do you have to insist on this troublesome way! Are you idiots?! Are everyone idiots?! You also say Happy New Year, where did the New Year come from?! This work is originally in the Miss Conch mode, and I will never grow older!"
"Hey -? Really?" Haruta deliberately dragged out a long sound, squinting her beady eyes and complaining expressionlessly, "You are obviously the happiest one this New Year, right? You are on Earth with your sister and her family. We had a reunion or something, we went to karaoke together on New Year's Eve or something, we went to visit a shrine together, etc. Can you please recall your expression during those days? Can you still say such things when you see that expression? "
"I just can't understand!" Jiang Cheng shouted in collapse, "Why do you have to insist on sending New Year's cards? There is no need for such things! Just keep this blessing in your heart! I can feel it Yes! Everyone can definitely feel it! Search! That’s right! That’s it, so there is no need to read these greeting cards anymore. I already understand everyone’s thoughts! In the same way, I also believe that everyone can understand my thoughts. !”
"I know how big you are!" Haruta yelled with her face raised and her neck pulled, "Anyway, stop complaining and reply to me quickly! You loser OTAKU! I obviously volunteered to help you in place of Sister Yueyong. Well, why are you still complaining so much?”
"Tch!" Jiang Cheng held his cheek with one hand, turned his face and spat heavily to one side.
"But having said that, what's going on between you and Sister Yueyong?" Qingta asked casually while lowering his head to write a reply, "I always feel that something is wrong between you two since the New Year. Whether it's during meals or other times The two of them didn’t even speak.”
"Who knows," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "It should be said that that woman is not happy even one day out of the three hundred and sixty-five days a year."
"I really don't understand you two~"
"Shut up, you little brat who doesn't understand anything!"
"Hey!" Qingta turned away and spat softly, then pushed a stack of New Year's cards in front of Jiang Cheng, "Anyway, hurry up, I have to finish them all today."
So, an hour later...
"Ha..." Jiang Cheng held the brush in his hand and sighed heavily as he lay on the table, "I feel like I can't finish writing. It's so troublesome... Just writing "Happy New Year" doesn't feel like there's enough time in one day. In other words, why do you write so enthusiastically? Why are you so happy? Is it because you usually have too few scenes that you want to write about your current situation in it? "
"That's...no way!" Haruta quickly put away the New Year's card that looked like a diary in his hand.
"Where is the dojo?" Jiang Cheng asked again, "Don't you want to go to the dojo during the holidays?"
"Sister A Miao and Brother Xin Yaji both said there was no need to go today," Haruta quickly waved her hand and replied, "because they have to write greeting cards at home."
"Really, after paying so much tuition, at least teach me a little more seriously..." Jiang Cheng muttered unhappily, "What's going on? That kind of half-baked dojo."
Just as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly caught sight of something out of the corner of his eye, and instantly took out the New Year's card in front of Haruta.
"Hey, what's going on? Are you going to answer this kind of greeting card to him?" Jiang Cheng asked expressionlessly.
"I thought I'd at least express my congratulations politely." Haruta scratched the back of his head and laughed.
"It's definitely not to show off or anything, just to inform you that in this year's Taiga drama... Shinsengumi deputy chief Hijikata Toshizo will appear - Hijikata Jūshirō."
"Congratulations! It's just a show off! Drink a car full of mayonnaise and die from the calorie explosion!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and cursed angrily and tore the New Year's card in his hand into pieces.
(ps: In the 2021 Taiga drama "Up to the Sky", Keita Machida plays the supporting role of Hijikata Toshizo.)
"Okita-san has also sent it." Haruta said, holding up the New Year's card.
"Sougo? I thought he wouldn't send something like this with his personality." As he said that, Jiang Cheng took the New Year's card from Seita's hand and turned it over to the back to take a look.
"The Shinsengumi (Shinsengumi) also appeared on Hijikata's bandwagon."
"Isn't it over yet?!" Jiang Cheng once again tore up the greeting card in his hand, "Stop it, you bastards!"
"That, Brother Jiang Cheng, is useless." Qingta pointed to the dozens of greeting cards spread out on the table and said, "They are all sent by them."
"Well, Haruta," Jiang Cheng's veins jumped on his forehead, but even so, he still suppressed his anger and squinted his eyes with a smile, "Those guys will use the words "those guys" and "those guys" from now on. How do you feel about one of the guys taking your place? Their names no longer need to appear in this work! Totally unnecessary! "
"One of those guys sent me a New Year's card that was a little different from the other ones. "With that said, Qingta handed a greeting card to Jiang Cheng.
Looking at the greeting card with "red bean bread" written all over it in his hand, and the words still exuding black resentment, Jiang Cheng was silent for a long time, then he crumpled it into a ball and threw it out the window.
"Brother Jiang Cheng, it's useless. "One of those guys" also sent many identical ones. "Qingta reminded, pointing to dozens of New Year's cards with the same content on the table.
"Then take them all and throw them away!" Jiang Cheng shouted with rolled eyes, "What happened to that virginity? Although it is said that virgins over thirty years old can be full-time magicians, but this is no longer an ordinary magician. Right?! This is a dark magician, right! There is an incredible aura of darkness in every word!"
"Well, Brother Jiangcheng..." Haruta reminded in a low voice, "You just seemed to have promoted "one of those guys" again..."
"Ah! That's terrible!" Jiang Cheng finally realized what he was doing. He quickly covered his mouth and muttered, "I accidentally complained..."
(Machida Keita, who played the three-year-old Hijikata in this year's Taiga drama, also starred in last year's romantic comedy "Still a Virgin at 30, Seems He Will Become a Magician", and won the 106th Japanese Drama Academy Award for Best Actor for this drama Supporting Actor Award.)
"Um, Sakamoto-san has also sent it." Haruta said, holding up a greeting card.
"Huh? Tatsuma?" Jiang Cheng took the greeting card from Haruta's hand, "To be honest, I haven't seen him appear for a long time. His scenes in the Christmas episode were also deleted. I'm still very grateful to him for coming. That planet brought Sister Jiang Hua over, I have no choice but to let him appear once this time."
"Supporting role? What is that? The Taiga drama "Ryoma" from ten years ago was the protagonist! Your level is too low!"
(2010, Dahe Drama "The Legend of Dragon Horse")
"Who are you sending this to?!" Jiang Cheng tore the greeting card in his hand into pieces in an instant, "How many years ago was this?! Is it really okay to say it at this time? ?! How about bringing out the old scores from ten years ago! Don’t show up again! From today on, you will be the “idiot captain among the other guys”! My real name will never appear again! "
"Well, Brother Jiang Cheng, "the vice-captain from another group of guys" also sent it. "
"Huh? That woman?"
"It's useless even if I tear it up."
For an instant, the expression on Jiang Cheng's face froze.
"The 'other group of guys' also sent it. " Haruta said, pointing to the dozens of greeting cards spread out on the table.
Looking at the alternating greeting cards with the same content as the previous two, Jiang Cheng instantly had the urge to overturn the table, "Asshole! From now on, everyone will be "one of those guys"! Stop thinking about appearing under your real name! Absolutely impossible! "
"Brother Jiang Cheng!" Qingta suddenly noticed something and looked at the greeting card in his hand with wide eyes, "The ghost...the ghost army has also sent it!"
"Gao Zai? Gao Zai and the others have much more roles than the "other group of guys", right? Jiang Cheng said casually, and at the same time took the New Year's card from Qingta's hand, "It must be some kind of literary and artistic phrases, right?" That guy still cherishes his personality. "
"Ten years ago, the Taiga Rangers (Ghost Soldiers) also appeared - all members of the Ghost Soldiers."
"Are you also so nostalgic?!" Jiang Cheng cursed angrily with his veins popping out, "Or do these bastards really want to appear?! No way! I will never appear for you again! Speaking of you Didn’t you just make a cameo in Inosuke-kun next door?! That’s enough! Just change jobs and all the staff will become nannies!"
"Guisang has also sent it!" Haruta exclaimed.
"A wig? Just throw it away." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "You don't need to look at that kind of thing at all, just throw it in the trash can."
"Um... "Inosuke-kun is actually a good boy. I also appeared on Inosuke-kun's side. There were two full chapters of his personal special. Hehe~ Then, I was actually waiting under the window... ". "
"Hey, you're so big!" Jiang Cheng rushed to the window in an instant. When he opened the window, he raised his foot and kicked Gui, who was squatting outside the window, into the street. "Go to hell!"
"It's useless, he also sent a lot of them." Haruta pointed at the pile of greeting cards sent by Gui on the table, or should be said as a reminder.
"Is it true that the serious and stubborn character is Kyubei-dono?"
"Sure enough, you don't need me now that you have Kyubey-dono?"
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"By the way, who is Mr. Jiu? My replacement?"
"Hey! That last sentence is really disgusting!"
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(End of chapter)