"Hey, please spare me, these bastards are just playing tricks on me." Jiang Changcheng sighed, and said with some despair, "If this is the case, I would rather watch OOO and OOO and OOO’s birth report.”
"Well, Brother Jiang Cheng, who are OOO, OOO and OOO?"
"Huh? Don't you know?" Jiang Cheng asked with a puzzled look, "They are the friends of the author. In reality, the author attended four weddings in October last year, and three of them gave birth to children last month. "
"Um...is there something wrong with the timing? Why did you get married in October and have a baby in June of the next year..." Haruta complained expressionlessly.
"Who knows~" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, and then showed a very disdainful look, "Tsk, no matter who said "Ah~ It's really unreal, and he became a parent without knowing it~ I don't know Can you play the role of a father (mother) well? Ah, I’m so nervous~” It’s so disgusting! If you're worried about being a bad parent, wear it OOO! By the way, she was already pregnant when she got married! You just got married just to become parents! Why can you say something like this in a chat group at this time? Big fire! It’s so hot! I don’t want to go to my child’s full moon wine party at all! By the way, give me your money back! Give me back the wedding gift money! "
"Um..." Haruta was silent for a long time before silently complaining, "Who... are you?"
…
"Um, brother Jiang Cheng, someone has sent a wedding report!" Qingta said in surprise as he looked at the New Year's card in his hand.
After hearing this, Jiang Cheng casually glanced at the greeting card in Haruta's hand, and saw on the card a sturdy Gintoki in a suit and Kozaru in a wedding dress holding a bouquet of roses embracing each other at the door of the church.
"I'm married, Miao~ I'm really sorry for taking the lead~ Thanks to the game OTAKU for specifying the blind date venue~"
"It seems that this letter needs to be answered properly," Jiang Cheng said, picking up the pen and writing on the blank greeting card in front of him.
"I wish you two a hundred years of happy marriage and mutual affection. They will be together like natto for the rest of their lives, and they will stink each other for the rest of their lives. - Jiang Cheng."
"Um...Brother Jiang Cheng, is this a marriage fraud?" Qingta looked at the greeting card in his hand and murmured, "Isn't there a completely different person under Yin Sang's neck? It was completely photoshopped using unskilled PS software. Bar?"
"Qingta, you won't understand," Jiang Cheng folded his hands, shook his head and closed his eyes and said in a deep voice, "Girls, they will definitely retouch the pictures when taking photos. Whether they are ugly girls or beautiful girls, they only care about She was retouching pictures for herself without caring about others. The end result was that she was the only one who stood out, and the rest looked like they were living in another world. For example, in this photo, Gintoki looked at it It feels like living in another world.”
"That's it!" Qing Tai nodded wildly, and then picked up a greeting card again, "Then, does Brother Jiang Cheng also live in another world in this card?"
"The three of us are living happily together every day. It feels like we will ascend to heaven after two more visits~ Mr. Jiangcheng, please don't pity us! - Uidomaru, Kuzuha (ps: Please come to Yuno's house to pick us up after attending the wedding) shrine)"
The accompanying picture is a cutout of Jiang Cheng's head, but from the neck down, he looks like a certain girl wearing an Onmyoji costume, with Waidōmaru and Kuzuha beside her.
"Kill them! I will definitely kill them this time!" Jiang Cheng took the postcard from Qingta's hand and tore it into pieces. "What did you do without permission! This time, I really made the two of them ascend to heaven with one shot. !”
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, two unknown objects wrapped in quilts with excited faces flew in from the window.
"Lord Jiang Cheng! Come on! I've been waiting for your words!" Kuzu Ye shouted excitedly. There seemed to be no clothes under his neck. "I have fox ears and a fox tail! Men will definitely like it!" Lord Jiang Cheng, don’t pity me! Come on!”
"Hurry up! I can't wait! Takamagahara...I'm coming!" Outdomaru, who also had an excited face, shouted excitedly.
"Wash inside!!"
While shouting, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes, popped his veins, and kicked the two of them out of the window, including their blankets.
"Um, brother Jiang Cheng," Qingta on the side reminded him expressionlessly, holding a thick pile of New Year's cards, "it's useless, they sent a lot."
"Hey! You should stop joking in moderation! It's too unnatural! From the head down, you look like that disgusting girl control!"
"It seems that there are also congratulatory cards sent." Haruta said expressionlessly while holding up several cards.
"Hey? When is the wedding? Why didn't you notify me? By the way, have you read the last page of that jump book? If you have, remember to lend it to me again. - Quanzang."
"As expected of Lord Jiangcheng, happy wedding. - All members of the Ghost Army. (PS: Since learning about Lord Jiangcheng's marriage, Lord Shinsuke seems a little disappointed and has been depressed for several days - Manzai)"
"Well, the beautiful officer from Oppai Star seems to be very interested in your wedding, Jiang Chengjun. He wants to bring the entire planet's fleet to Earth to congratulate you, so I took them to Earth along the way. No need. Worry, I will definitely make it in time for the wedding, hahahaha. - Sakamoto Tatsuma."
"As expected, it's you, hahahaha! But you can't compare to me! Not only are Crystal and I remarried, we even have children! It's a lot like Seimei! - Doman."
The picture on Doman's greeting card shows a family of three holding a child, but the faces have been replaced by Doman, Anchor Yuno, and Seimei.
"Hey! What on earth did these guys do!" Jiang Cheng felt bad all over, but then he suddenly discovered something, "Hey... wait, wait, wait! The head of the girl on this greeting card is not right. Was it cut from that greeting card?! Did you write it while staying together?! Is the relationship between the two families so good now?! By the way, where did my body go? My body Where is it?!"
"Here..." Haruta said, pointing to a greeting card.
"I can give you the head, but can you leave me the body? Those who practice surgery can use it. - A certain plastic surgeon who is the best in the universe."
The accompanying picture shows Jiang Cheng’s body.
"It seems that Yaoyan has spread everywhere," Qingta looked at the countless greeting cards spread out on the table, "Not only the earth, but also the universe... things seem to be getting more and more troublesome... "
"Haha..." Jiang Cheng twitched the corner of his mouth, with an expression of being played with, "The earth is going to end, let's all die together... Hehe... Hehe..."
“Even ‘the orangutan among those guys’ has sent it. " Haruta murmured while looking at a greeting card on the table.
"Happy wedding! It would be great if our children could go to school together. Look, they look a lot like the new Bachi-kun, right? By the way, my apprentice, it seems that you have been able to use the methods master taught you skillfully, master said. Very comforting."
The accompanying picture also shows a couple holding their child, but the three people are replaced by Shinpachi, Amiu and Kondo respectively.
"I wish you and your family of three will live happily ever after in hell..." Jiang Cheng mechanically raised his pen to write on the greeting card, with only a broken smile left on his face. "No, we will live together in hell forever." Happiness...hehe..."
"Calm down! Brother Jiang Cheng!" Qingta quickly shook Jiang Cheng's shoulders, "It's just a misunderstanding. It can be solved! Just solve the misunderstanding letter by letter! The earth still has time. !”
"Haha, yes, the earth still has time, but...I don't have time anymore..." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at the huge black muzzle that came in from the window at some point and several bright surgical machines exposed on the side. Knife, "Haruta, if you can stand up, run away. They won't even hurt the children... Haha, goodbye, my life..."
Seeing that the situation was not going well, Haruta turned around, stood up and ran out.
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In a certain open space in Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng was tightly tied and stuffed into the mouth of a large cannon, pointing straight into the sky at a ninety-degree angle.
There were three women standing next to the cannon. One was a woman wearing a green military uniform and a military cap. She had an explosive figure, long flowing blue hair, a cold expression, and held a cigarette pouch in one hand.
The other one is wearing a white coat with an unbuttoned white shirt that is bulging around the neck. He has long red hair, lights a lady's cigarette, and has a tear mole under his right eye. He has the same expression. A cold woman.
As for the last one, it was Yue Yong who was holding a cigarette stick and looking indifferent.
"Well...it's been a long time, you two." Jiang Cheng said to the two women in front of him with sweat on his face.
The woman in military uniform just glanced at Jiang Cheng coldly, and then raised her hand to signal to the man in charge of the cannon.
"Earth's New Year... really needs some fireworks, don't you think? The scumbag ex-boyfriend..." The man in the white coat took out a puff of cigarette and said nonchalantly.
"That! Yueyue! Help me!" Since these two people had no intention of stopping, Jiang Cheng quickly turned his head to Yueyue and asked for help, "Please! Help me!!"
"You'd better die as soon as possible..." Yue Yong's eyes were extremely cold.
"Hey! Sakamoto! What have you done?!" Jiang Cheng shouted angrily at Sakamoto, who was standing aside with blank eyes.
"Ah hahaha, it has nothing to do with me, it's just business." Standing in front of all the members of the rescue team, Sakamoto scratched his head and laughed, "By the way, it's your turn to buy the wine today, right?"
Looking at the ignited fuse, Jiang Cheng raised his head and shouted in a broken voice, "No!!"
However, no one paid any attention to him.
After a loud noise, Jiang Cheng... ascended to heaven.
Seeing the huge fireworks exploding in the sky and listening to Jiang Cheng's screams in the sky, the faces of the three women showed a bit of pleasure at the same time.
"Catch the team!" The woman in military uniform turned around and shouted without looking back, very crisply.
"See you soon." The woman in the white coat glanced at Yue Yong, said this casually, turned around and left.
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(End of chapter)